the best mastersword pull in the series

the best mastersword pull in the series

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the kingdom is the worst game of 2023!
    >despite being a set protag the game asks for your pronouns
    >The legend of Zelda theme by system of a down makes an appearance
    >In the English dub the merchants will speak a lot and some of them are noticeably male despite some of them voicing females
    >Mario movie references
    >shrines are back and are still tiny two-room physics puzzles that give you a spirit orb
    I honestly lost interest after ragu told me to do two more shrines. The first was bad enough with those clunky fuse controls.Why the frick are the bland looking shrines back?!?
    >korok seeds are back
    >weapon durability works the same way
    >The gerudo dancer outfit now says "meme worthy costume" in it's description
    >The construction feature of the game will autodetect if you are making a swastika
    >Fusing is really limited
    >The time travel thing can only happen in one location
    >master sword has energy durability still
    >map is 90% the same
    >The other 10% has reused assets to do something "new"
    >There's now a town full of black people
    >flurry rush is back and still has the same massive timing window
    >no playable Zelda
    >There's references to shiek and how "he" transcends the idea of gender
    They don't outright call her a troony but the intention is pretty visible
    >There are only 4 dungeons (+ hyrule castle, SAME hyrule castle map)
    >Its the same area you can see in the trailer with Sidon!
    >There's a souvenir that depicts an earth globe but it's called "the universal fun balloon" which is a reference to the company making the Nintendo theme park at Orlando.
    >Zelda turns into a dragon after link has been killed off screen so she has to step in and access the secret power she had all along and save the day because the hero has nothing on a princess of wisdom (this is a exact line from the dub)
    Overall an unmitigated disaster.
    Theres just games that are so much better and deserve more praise and sales, do yourself a favor and don't buy tears of the kingdom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt read, too busy playing kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Schizo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a funny copypasta and homosexuals in these threads don't realize its b8

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo tards like

        Okay Schizo.

        are too insecure about their Ubislop game to be able to even joke about it. Everything is an attack against it to them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo tards like [...] are too insecure about their Ubislop game to be able to even joke about it. Everything is an attack against it to them.

        one person responded in jest while the other did the same?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss dungeons and tools
    old Zelda style

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love old zelda but i like the new direction of the series
      also the lightning temple was kino in TOTK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I miss dungeons and tools

      Those are in the game, they're just your champion's skills now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and ultrahand, recall, ascend and autobuild

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but I mean your champion's skills function the same way dungeon tools function where the dungeon (and the dungeon boss) is full of puzzles that have you use them to solve them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea i liked how they had you use them like old dungeon tools, i still wish you could just access their powers like an item though and not chase them down

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you miss loading screen between doors? thats the only difference now

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conceptually its cool but it wasn't even fun enough to keep looking at the screen. Maybe don't act like the most mid-tier weapon in the game is actually the most epic shit ever and it wouldve actually worked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its 30 base damage and 60 against gloom enemies, its very strong actually, also it is thematically badass

      you could say the same for OOT, the biggoron sword is much better than the mastersword to the point that it basically breaks the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OoT doesn't center its plot around the master sword. It's just a weapon you get, not the most important item in the story

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what? have you even played OOT? it is literally the key to travel through time, it is thematically the single most important part of the story, without it ganon would have never gotten into the sacred realm, and you would have been stuck as a kid forever

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The master sword is just a sword. The temple of time is what let link go to the future. Opening the temple is what released the triforce, and opening the temple was done with a trio of magic rocks, not the master sword. The most important item is the one whose name is in the fricking title.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The most important item is the one whose name is in the fricking title.
              except you have to pull the master sword in order to travel through time, almost like its a key

              >The master sword is just a sword.
              there really is no point in arguing if you actually think this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's barely even any dialogue in the whole gane about the master sword. It's not even why we went to the temple of time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not important at all btw

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This dialogue puts it on the same level of importance as the 3 magic rocks from the start of the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ur dumb

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The temple of time is what let link go to the future.
              Which is why you have to put the sword back in to go back to the past. Cause any sword would work, obviously.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why so often people who shit on BotW and TotK have also never played a zelda game? It's probably just some contrarian zoomers

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've never played ocarina of time if you think I'm wrong, you lying gay.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaks against a bokoblin's head

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    howbout you stop masterBATING and PULL some b***hes

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swords holding power has been a staple of fantasy for hundreds of years. The Sword in the stone, Excalibur, the Lake Sword, Anduril, Narsil, Caladbolg

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Twilight Princess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this is still the peak.
      >pulls the sword in a ruined version of OoT's Temple of Time
      >organ finishes the melody as the fog clears around Link
      >transitions into the Hero's theme mixed with Twilight Princess's main theme as Link swings the sword

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so impactful because what Zelda did to herself. She sacrificed herself for this moment. A moment 10,000 years later which finally transpired.

    Beautiful scene.

    Zelda has earned the right to milk Link's wiener.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't very impressed with the story (concept or execution) overall, but I agree that zelda's sacrifice and the master sword pull were high points.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this feels dumb in hindsight since botw and TOTK easily have the worst version of the sword.

    I think nothing will top OOTs since you have a physical transformation from pulling the sword.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I grabbed 3 or 4 scales / horns from the light dragon before I even saw the sword at the root of the glow. Realizing was it actually was, was pretty fun.
    Would have probably realized a lot sooner had I just known that you could actually stand on the dragons this time though.

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