He shackled down to control his immense power, not because of any crimes. Without the chains and mind-control wienerring he could single-handedly wipe out Smithy's entire army.
Mister, you just assured me that I could speak. Look, I'm under what?
Gentlemen, this is democracy bananafest. Have a look at the headlock here,
see that kong over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DONG! This is the Kong
who got me on the dong people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason,
what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent banana bread meal? Oh, that's a nice
headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp dong?
How dare – get your hands off me! Ta-ta, and farewell.
Molesting Tiny Kong
engaging in monkey business
Using a fake $10 bill.
Impersonating Donkey Kong.
Monkeying around
Going bananas.
Exposing Dong.
Assaulting pregnant women
Being Harambe
Fentanyl overdose
He ooked for our sins.
he failed to dispose of the banana peel in the designated banana peel receptacle
He shackled down to control his immense power, not because of any crimes. Without the chains and mind-control wienerring he could single-handedly wipe out Smithy's entire army.
What was his crime?
he's not imprisoned, he's in quarantine - look how sickly green he is
Unspeakable
why does he look like he just got the best head of his life
He's Bowser's sub and loves being imprisoned by his daddy.
Didn't follow the mandate.
Bowser is just racist. His color is different.
He wasn't created right. You don't want to know how they're created.
The bars aren't to keep him in. They're to keep you out.
>bowzuh's witness protection prison
ahegao jail
UNDA DA KNEE
UNDA DA KNEE
FAKE BILLS, THEY'RE TWENTY
DRUGS, I DID PLENTY
NOW I CAN'T BREATHE
I think the joke is unironically bootlegging. He's a knock-off DK. That's the joke.
We need to get these monkeys off our streets
Crimes against Kongkind during the great ape wars.
War crimes committed during...the Great Ape War.
>sounds of shouting and gunfire
what were his
Money laundering and racketeering.
*Monkey laundering
Why does he have a crown of spikes? Is he the Kong equivalent of Jesus Christ?
matthew, mark, luke, and kong
didn't the tv show reveal that their hair twirl was the source of their power?
It's to prevent him from thinking of a way out
Was this character a bit too insensitive for the political climate at the time?
Shut your God Damn mouth. Lynchey Kong is a beloved member of the Kong family and Rare will acknowledge this.
huh
>hunger strike kong
Attacking Ukraine and the globohomo
But that would make him a good Kong.
Being black on purpose
Anon has listened to Undefeatable... 16 times today?
Crimes against Nintendo's brand and copyright.
Being black
He told some monkeys to stop acting like black people
Being an African American
Guerilla Warfare
CARLOS!
Mister, you just assured me that I could speak. Look, I'm under what?
Gentlemen, this is democracy bananafest. Have a look at the headlock here,
see that kong over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DONG! This is the Kong
who got me on the dong people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason,
what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent banana bread meal? Oh, that's a nice
headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp dong?
How dare – get your hands off me! Ta-ta, and farewell.