The charges, ranger?

The charges, ranger?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    revers vore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a rape metaphor.
      That or a reference to Bad Taste.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one count of first degree being a shit boss.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hatespeech, Shub N*****ath

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    niggur

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the n word so inherently funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's guaranteed to elicit a reaction from some american blacks and most oversensitive white people, and the attention over it has ironically just made it more potent and humourous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because a simple word shouldn't have so much power, yet it does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the most powerful word in the English Language.
      the world's elites shudder at the thought that someone, somewhere, right now, is saying "Black person"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Racism is inherently funny and becomes even funnier the more people get upset about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's taboo. If in another universe the most offensive in the English language was "sneed" I'd be spamming it there too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it makes people mad. If everyone wanted to stop the word from being used they would stop getting mad at it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The charges, Ranger?
    Not planting that fat dumptruck donk down directly onto my face.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being vulnerable to bullets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. hasn't played the game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    commanding an interdimensional assault - war - against earth

    putting 5 fricking shamblers on e4m4

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    standing too close to a teleportal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the monsters disable or block off the teleporter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does this guy look like a thinker? personally, i'd say he's more of a doer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's human technology and it's not clear at what extent monsters know about it. They can use it sometimes but the details are not explained anywhere.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played through quake recently and I gotta ask, why is the final boss so shit?
    I was expecting something interesting like Chthon at the end of Episode 1 but no, you just kill her by telefrag and then get some epilogue text.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cthon
      >interesting
      captcha: HAH0S

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More interesting to press a couple buttons whilst dodging explosive projectiles than to wait for some orb to align just right for an instant kill.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually like that part though, killing a boss by telefragging as the intended option was actually pretty neat as a concept. Could've been made better if Shub-Niggurath was actively firing shit at you while you waited for the teleporters to align correctly, and have it only blow up parts of her at a time, so you have to do it more than once.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Could've been made better if Shub-Niggurath was actively firing shit at you while you waited for the teleporters to align correctly
            That would have been more interesting, I like when bosses have phases where the difficulty is upped each time you do some certain amount of damage to the boss.
            I feel like Shub-Niggurath would have appeared more like an actual threat if that was how the fight went.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the final boss so shit?
      "Let's make the game themed around dak fantasy with RPG elements"
      "oh shit the engine doesn't allow for this"
      "oh frick we're behind schedule just make it an fps and scrap the RPG elements"
      "wrap up the creative boss fights and just do whatever we gotta deliver this shit soon"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of funny that modders were able to take the scrapped RPG shit and add it back in. It was pretty easy too, I don't know why they fricked it up, unless they wanted it to be turn based.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being in your specific location at your specific time.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so much worse than original Quake? Especially the weapons feel like a joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially the weapons feel like a joke
      Weapons are the one thing Q2 did better than 1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sure try the nailgun vs the smg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chaingun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only weapon that felt OK in that thing was the rocket launcher. Everything else was a significant downgrade in terms of not only aesthetic, but also how it felt to shoot each. Nothing had as much PUNCH as the Super Nailgun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >supershotgun
          >chaingun
          >railgun
          >hyperblaster
          >RL/GR
          All equal or better than their Q1 counterparts (if applicable).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the better singleplayer game tho, Quake 1 is just brown dullness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not quake 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a different game with unfortunately the same name, that's all

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rape
    murder
    and murderrape

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