The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

ITT: we wait for Progress Report #5.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kys

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, imagine living with a hot girl you can have sex with anytime you want. Brother anon are so lucky. It sucks being an only child.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My sister is 8 years older than me
      It was over before it even started

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you seem like satan

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad, homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe, troon
      you're just mad that no real man wants to frick a fake woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        troony game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >straight sex
          >must be a troony game
          can you provide a road map please, im struggling to follow your logic.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think they're still delayed thanks to the image limit, give it another 2-3 months and then maybe we might get a proper update
    Either that or we get both routes at different times while they unfrick the engine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Nemlei is personally working on it, she's probably free to keep drawing and writing, and maybe she'll have some free time to give us a bonus lovey-dovey picture.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have no fricking idea how miffed, and even nettled i am that the bonus pictures we got pre episode 2 didn't made it in to the game
        Like the siblings eating at the restaurant or the well pictures

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >siblings eating at the restaurant
          I don't remember that one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >siblings eating at the restaurant
          I don't remember that one.

          He's talking about this one I think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >image limit
      Reminder that the devs are so incompetent that they can't even circumvent a "limit" that has been a non-issue in previous editions of RPG Maker's editor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Read the devlog, they fixed it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not reading it because I don't dignify games with fake gameplay with downloads.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It It has no gameplay and is entirely cutscenes that change the ending through branching dialogue choices.

            You're still here 4.5 hours later even though you don't like the game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The devlog is on Steam, you don't need to download anything.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There it is, that didn't take long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Direct link and banner image.
      https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=4203623295434705708
      So the extension they built to be able to add all the images they need is more or less up to the task, programming is slower but hard to say by how much, they want to spend this month optimizing it further and then go back to upgrading the machine translator. Hopefully it doesn’t add more than a month or so to the timeline having to funnel stuff through a piggyback system just to fit all the content.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So young Andy and Leyley have run into a/demon before but clearly don't remember it?

        I just want to see Andy and his ex grillfriend kill and eat Leyley.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *I just want to see Andy and Leyley kill and eat his ex grillfriend (a hussy).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I’m inclined to believe that this isn’t a true flashback and the demon is fricking with Andrew by corrupting/hiding in his dreams and memories.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was suspecting time travel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rapedrew confirmed?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crying imouto.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >messy hair
      >mascara running
      >cleavage visible
      Nemlei KNOWS

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And then there's this

    Does this mean they've been messing with demons long before the lockdown? Did he somehow sell Leyley's soul? Is that what Andy meant when he said "amateur hour"?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought the game.

    Do I wait for the last update or play right now? Does the ending of the current game blueballs you or is it satisfying?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has cliffhangers if that's what you mean by blueballing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It honestly could be an ending on its own.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this THE incestuous pedophile video game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both in their early twenties.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, that is grooming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, chud, the two in the OP look 12 at best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yet they don’t look that different from their child selves

          you fat ugly morons are either virgins or have never been with anything better than a 3/10
          normally id suggest working out here but somehow i doubt that'd help since you will still be bald

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yet they don’t look that different from their child selves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you kidding? There's a world of difference between teenage Andrew and adult Andrew, let alone between either of them and Andy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            teen Andy a cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does eight year old Leyley have a rack nearly as big as her head? Because 20 year old Ashley does.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Does eight year old Leyley have a rack nearly as big as her head
            God, I wish.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    visual novels are not video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing it's not a visual novel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It It has no gameplay and is entirely cutscenes that change the ending through branching dialogue choices.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You get to run around town, find secrets, talk to people; it's more than justified the interactive medium. Do you dislike Monkey Island too?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You get to run around town, find secrets, talk to people; it's more than justified the interactive medium. Do you dislike Monkey Island too?

          Moreover, it is not just the dialogue choices that influence the story... We already know the star points will influence the endings you get, and there's also a missable battery that will likely come into play in a crucial moment as well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You get to run around town, find secrets, talk to people; it's more than justified the interactive medium. Do you dislike Monkey Island too?

            It It has no gameplay and is entirely cutscenes that change the ending through branching dialogue choices.

            Moreover x2: there's puzzles in the game too... It sounds like you haven't played the game!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are those "shorts" or fricking pants?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are her brother-fricking pants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All pants are brother-fricking pants, provided you are a woman with a brother!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And yet they usually frick their brothers without pants on. Curious!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Runny mascara hnggggggggggggggggggggggg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew there'd be someone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armchair psychologists, why is runny makeup so sexy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Draws even more attention to the eyes?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I really fricking hope Leyley didn't become demonic because of that. Nemlei wouldn't, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be a weird twist, but I trust Nemlei.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be a weird twist, but I trust Nemlei.

      This is the first time Nemlei has spent this long on a single set of characters.

      Usually she(?) just makes little one shot games so this is new to her(?).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I believe up until now her biggest game was Jack in the Castle and Coffin already has more material.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened, it happened to Andrew.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's confirmed over and over that they're blood related siblings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That has nothing to do with anon's post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always good to keep that in mind.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Finns inbred?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Finnish chick who just tried to carry out a mass shooting mentioned somewhere that her parents are cousins. So it seems like it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Andy losthis Analvirginity to an otherwordly demon and not Ashley violently pegging him
    Why even live bros

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished replaying it. I'm still find the mom sympathetic, and still think there's a chance the parasites are real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close the valve on the hag copium and try again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you explain the whole organ harvesting operation thing if the parasites are real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The organ harvesting is unconnected to the quarantine thing, they used it as an opportunity to harvest the organs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, the harvesters staged the fake new report about the parasites then sent in the nurse to get blood samples to determine their blood types.

          Did you forget that the were only allowed to watch a few minutes of TV a day/week? And when they did, it was just more staged bullshit about the quarantine being extended by another two weeks.

          It was a big organization. Big enough to burn down an entire apartment building, cover it up then hire a hitman to tie up any loose ends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The organ harvesting is unconnected to the quarantine thing
          The surgeon Mama Graves spoke to about the life insurance scam is also the CEO of the water company. Who better to handle organs than a surgeon? Who better to make up a hoax biohazard than a company working in critical infrastructure?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The organ harvesters are clearly the ones who handle the bogus quarantine, fake news reports, the paying off of people who sold their children/relatives/friends to them, arranging death certificates, selling life insurance policies, burning the evidence down, paying off the cops, harvesting and selling the organs.

            It's an entire racket.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sacrificing your children to have their organs harvested so you can have a house is not mother of the year material.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She does sound like she has some regrets when she says goodbye to Ashley. She may have been forced into her position somewhat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like an admission of guilt. When you meet her at the house in Ep2 she insists that they weren't starving

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, right.

          That c**t was offered x amount of money to give up her kids to the organ harvesters which she used to buy their new house.

          Once the apartment burned down, she got the fake death certificates to collect on a life insurance policy she had taken out on them.

          I would have sacrificed their souls, killed their husks and eaten them both too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We wait?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm constantly worried that the ending won't live up to expectations.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, he's clearly doing it to bump the thread so it doesn't get archived.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coulda mistaken him for a Shartroon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, there is nothing left to discuss, so all there's left to do is spamming the same lust provoking images and bait posting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that what you're here for mate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We've just had a progress update, discuss that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and?

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