The cooler space marines

The cooler space marines

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed Op. agreed. Now are you coming over to my house to frick?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually had fun in a Starcraft game where I played as one. He painted a bullseye on his helmet faceplate and was shot in the head to near-lethal effect afterwards twice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, a StarCraft TTRPG?

      What rules did you use?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leovaunt's Starcraft RPG.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are brainwashed criminal rednecks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that exactly what Space Marines were before the retcon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, astartes are a mix of every kind of underclass tough kid: the tribal brave, the orphan ganger, the last man survivalist, the frontier settler, the ascetic monk, the lesser noble, and more
        Terran marines are only resocialized criminal space bogans, psychopaths, and pyromaniacs until Valerian made the Dominion army a volunteer corps because enough dudes were already choosing to enlist for marauders (canon mostly regular guys who just wanna blow shit up legally) and medics.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The even cooler space marines

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are they? Are they behind that picture of homosexuals?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They neither go to space or are marines however.

      I genuinely never understood the wanking of terran marines cause anyone actually playing the game could see those suckers are fricking wimps.

      Marines have the potential to match up to the image of being unstoppable badasses, but it all depends on who gets stuffed into the suit and handed the rifle:

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, wrong pic. I meant these

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess: one with weird powers, big dumb stupid one, pretty one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I resent that!
        >Ok, I take it back, you're not big
        >that's better....wait a minute...

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I no-joke adore the 'just make it work' vibe of the Terrans in SC1/BW. From the 'militarized space suit' look of their power armor to the way pretty much all of their equipment seems to be 5-8 years past recommended replacement to the whole 'rebel cowboy' vibe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People don't even know about the whole civil war theme of Starcraft. What a good time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not cooler Space Marines, but they ARE cooler Guardsmen. Even in their own setting they're not really considered elite, often have little to no augmentation and their equipment is primitive but brutally effective compared to the Protoss or more advanced Terran units like the Ghosts. They even have similar methods of recruitment, ranging from released convicts to indentured servitue to actual career soldiers depending on their origin.

      Also what said. Terrans, particularly the Confederacy over EarthGov, had a very down to earth redneck truck mechanic vibe rather than enlightened scientist-technocrats or even high-tech government professionals. Really gives them a vibe you don't find in most sci-fi, particularly in Starcraft 1/Brood War (Starcraft 2 shit the bed on a lot of things, this included).

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cooler space marine

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely never understood the wanking of terran marines cause anyone actually playing the game could see those suckers are fricking wimps.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >least obvious Protoss player

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanking as in power or as in how cool they are? For the former, sure, they're not great in their own setting. For the latter, the fact that they're outnumbered by Zerg and outfought by Protoss is part of the charm (in SC1, less 2 where they get weirdly powerful) because it really cements the idea that they're normal people trying to make it in a galaxy full of the offspring of eldritch horrors - being a badass isn't about pure power, otherwise everyone would be snorting at most settings in favour of, at minimum, Whoverse shit.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    UED are the good guys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the UED have the same tech as the Terrans?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        game balance

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fluff justification is that they used local manufacturing to simplify logistics and a smaller expeditionary force. Tachyon lasers and other big guns were left on the core worlds.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Expeditionary fleet was procure-on-site methodology hence why one of their earliest missions was stealing the battlecruisers
        And the devs didn't want to invent a 4th faction.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely the more relatable ones.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've got both though

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    space marines in warhammer aren't even space marines really except for the terminators they're space knights with zero personality.

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