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there's supposed to be a mario game
Hi there, real leaker here and I'm going to tell ya, the direct will suck!
>Biggest announcement will literally be dress up flash game
>Pikmin 4 delayed
>Table Hockey simulator featuring overwatch rejects
>Metroid prime 2 Sony tier remaster
>Disney's Crossing featuring troony month propaganda
>DS ROMs at 80$ dollars each
>Punch Out Blacks lives matter simulator (with no Little Mac nor doc louis)
>Advance wars reboot DLC, confirmed pro Ukraine
>Advance wars Sami confirmed for troony, Shell have a GF in the DLC
>Anime detectives and the trailer literally calls him a troony (it's funny because he is really close with death too)
>Disney's Cuphead clone new trailer (it's just that bad)
>Literally the marvels trailer trailer in the middle of the direct wtf???!?!
>Splatoon's newest DLC: asset flipping 2
>We Wuz Tron N shiet: the game (delayed)
>Bayonetta lesbian character spin-off
>Halloween game on july with a black Santa Claus as the main character.
>The rolling moron game but now with iphones
>Tears of the Men children DLC (Nintendo is that desperate for sales of their glorified DLC hahahaha)
Overall, trash but there's still Starfield coming to switch with crossplay that's kinda cool i guess
I believe him 100%
Reggie comes back looking jacked and he rips his shirt off revealing his oily, bulging pecs and biceps
If P3R is not announced for Switch I'll kill myself.
If SMTV receives a full $60/$70 rerelease I'll kill someone else too.
Your move, Atlus.
new kid icarus game please sakurai
Panel de Pon international release. Translated.
Dugneon Traveler 2,2-2 ports trailer starts with an ecchi girl scream.
A new Star Fox game is revealed.
That's it. That's literally all I want out of this. And will forever be all I want out of Nintendo until it happens.
Please.
A brand new SF game at this point feels too risky to me, just port the 3DS remaster to switch and I'll be fairly happy
We just got SF6. I'd rather that than Super SF4 3D
My brothers. We're going to make it this time.
Praying for it, brother.
May we be blessed with some Star Fox content tomorrow.
And may that content kickstart the franchise and bring it back into the spotlight
Man the E3 content from the Wii U era was iconic. Back when Directs weren't industry standard and Nintendo could be goofy with it. RIP Iwata.
>Man the E3 content from the Wii U era was iconic
You didn't genuinely like them did you?
>He doesn't like the Muppets
Bruh
>RIP Iwata
I'll never understand why people like him so much.
i should theoretically get some money soon, and i'm debating wether i should just get myself a truckload of retrogames or something more useful like, i dunno, a tablet
>but emulation
yes i already do that, but coomlecting is an end in itself
i use a Xbox series X to use retroarch in and emulate retro games comfy in my couch
thanks developer mode, was worth the 20 bucks
yeah i use a Steam Deck for that, but still, i find really satisfying the IDEA of owning the real things as well
Project X Zone 3.
Pokémon GBA games
IT'S TIME!
>Metroid Prime 4 blowout reveal trailer, releases Holiday 2023
>Donkey Kong Country 6
>Xenoblade Warriors
>Metroid Prime 2 Remastered
>F-Zero GX Remastered
>Ever Oasis 2
>Dragon Quest Monsters reveal trailer
>Some buttfrick random old Nintendo IP gets revived
>Some buttfrick random new Nintendo IP gets revealed
The Czar's private reserve copium (expired 1910)
>"Metroid Prime 4 is out right now"
Probable direct
>Pikmin 4 last trailer before release. Probably the multiplayer since they haven't shown it yet
>Next Mario Kart DLC pack. Has some characters no one cares about
>Raincode gets one last trailer, and a demo with a modified spoiler free case, just like DR got in japan
>one of the Level-5 games from the last direct gets a release date, the others get nothing
>indie reel (no games anyone cares about)
>A first party game, but not one people care about. Sushi strikers 2, maybe.
>If that guy's leaks are true they probably get annouced at the end
>If not, probably DLC for a game that doesn't have it yet, Mario Party maybe.
>TotK dlc as the one more thing because of course there would be
>TotK dlc as the one more thing because of course there would be
Please god no, I am so fricking sick of every single direct ending on this fricking game
>>TotK dlc as the one more thing because of course there would be
Frick this shitty overrated game.
when is this shit??
tomorrow at 10 am est
Funny French man fricked up again
Ubisoft is a joke, I won't be surprised if Nintendo blacklists them for collabs for a few years
what did ubisoft leak this time
Switch 2
Star Fox 2; Electric Bogaloo Remake
Can't wait for the snoys to be completely butthurt about how the board is discussing videogames tomorrow.
They’re already butthurt now jej
Super Metroid Remake out in October.
Astral Chain 2 and some sequel to Triangle Strategy, but with less fricking text and more strategy.
>hopes
new metroid prime
>fears
reshits
I'm getting a ten because I want Xenoblade Warriors. I'm the only fricking person on the planet who wants it
>Realistic driving simulator like GT but more fun outside of the races like GT used to be
My 0% possible hopium
Imagine.
Can I get that Holy War remaster?
Real tired of Fire Emblem being the gayest Nintendo Franchise.
So you want troonhouse to pozze it that badly huh?
Give me the video game
Monster Hunter 6, timed exclusive for the Nintendo Switch
I have Monster Hunter fatigue.
>new MH
If there's no underwater combat, it's a no from me.
Astral chain 2
my deepest, darkest copium will always be remasters of any of the three MOTHER games. it's a 10,000 on a scale of 1-10.
realistic thing I'll probably end up giving most of a shit about is the likely announcement of a pokemon direct within a week to show off the first DLC
Chrono Trigger Remake hopium