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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    government being incompetent is probably the best thing happen in mass effect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were they supposed to do? Based on the words of one person, annex the system and provoke a war?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and that one person saved the senates from reaper and army of geth under their most trusted agent. the fact they didn't hinder me from doing my job is blissing in disguise.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You followed the story if you didn't side with them in ME1/2
    You're media illiterate if you don't side with them in ME3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played and ended with ME1. What kind of dumb homosexual played Gears of War 4 and 5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let's assume you're right.
        What now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Forty percent
      How did Legion know, bros?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The council has done nothing. Ftfy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, Reapers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Reapers"*

      the air quotes are needed to properly convey why these Black folk need to be left to die

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually they did because the blue b***h owes me sex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who need millennial Asari that had goddess knows how many fricktoys, when you can have barely legal 120 year old smart Asari virgin that would go through hell to have your clone to frick.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Council has done nothing
    Got that right

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna play through the trilogy again.
    >Paragon or Renegade?
    >Who to frick?
    >Who to let die?
    >Male or Female Shep?
    >Class?

    Interesting answers only pls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paragon
      Ashley
      Kaiden
      Male
      Infiltrator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      renegade
      liara
      ashley
      male
      vanguard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paragon till death
      >Garrus
      >Ashley, Mordin despite the pain, that one Eclipse Merc that stood too close to the window.
      >Female Shep
      >I legitimately haven't played Soldier before so I'm gonna try that out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ME1:
      Paragon
      Kaiden
      Kaiden
      Female
      Vanguard

      ME2:
      More jaded Paragon, a few renegade interrupts and options where required
      Garrus
      Save everyone Suicide mission
      Vanguard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Paragon or Renegade?
        Start Paragon and become more Renegade as you go through the games.
        >Who to frick?
        Kaiden then Garrus
        >Who to let die?
        Ash in 1. Jacob, Legion and Zaeed in 2. Kaiden, Kelly, Miranda and Destroy all synthetics in 3.
        >Male or Female Shep?
        Female
        >Class?
        Engineer or Infiltrator

        Maximum misery run. If you want to play as male Shep swap Kaiden and Ash and Garrus with Tali.

        >Shepard starts having their sense of morality broken down over the years of lost friends and lovers
        kino
        Won't follow this to the exact points, but that's not a bad idea.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          feel like after saving the council shepherd should especially be pissed off with them dismissing her etc. couple of renegade interrupts are for badass value.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Renegade with few paragon
      No one
      Ashley
      male
      soldier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paragon/Renegade 70/30
      Ashley renegade romance
      Kaidan
      Male of cource
      Sentinel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paragon or Renegade?
      Start Paragon and become more Renegade as you go through the games.
      >Who to frick?
      Kaiden then Garrus
      >Who to let die?
      Ash in 1. Jacob, Legion and Zaeed in 2. Kaiden, Kelly, Miranda and Destroy all synthetics in 3.
      >Male or Female Shep?
      Female
      >Class?
      Engineer or Infiltrator

      Maximum misery run. If you want to play as male Shep swap Kaiden and Ash and Garrus with Tali.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paragon but kill Wrex and save Mordin. Frick every Asari you see (and Kelly). Infiltrator class.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Paragon but kill Wrex and save Mordin.
        Are you me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that I have put ME1 Ashley back into ME3 it's time to frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tyrone shepard
      >do not recruit garrus
      >kill wrex
      >leave ashley to die
      >make sure liara watches her mother die
      >kill rachni queen
      >kill all colonists on thorian planet
      >kill thorian lady
      >kill council
      >me2
      >let morinth kill samara
      >do no loyalty missions except zaeed, mordin, tali
      >sell legion to cerberus
      >destroy maelon's cure
      >get tali exiled
      >let zaeed kill people 🙂
      >let only half the crew die from procrastination
      >upgrade no guns, jack dies
      >upgrade no shields, kasumi dies
      >upgrade no hull, thane dies
      >send legion into vents
      >send zaeed on crew escort
      >take tali and mordin on final mission
      >garrus, jacob, miranda, grunt die via suicide mission
      >me3
      >recruit javik so he can shit on liara
      >kill kaidan in citadel attack
      >kill mordin on tuchanka
      >sabotage genophage cure
      >kill rachni queen again
      >dont talk to cortez so he dies later
      >side with geth, make tali kill herself
      >throw a party with like 4 people
      >kill legion on cerberus base
      >make sure war score is low enough that liara and james get vaporized on earth
      >kill banshee!morinth on earth
      >show javik the shards and convince him to kill himself
      >destroy ending 🙂
      >ensure zaeed only survivor
      as per tradition

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fail post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paragon
      Pump and dump Liara then stay with Tali
      Ashley
      Male
      Vanguard into sentinel in 2/3

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The other two are useless morons but Sparatus was always based (outside of the "ah yes Reapers" moment but it's stupid to blame just him)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to frick the asari.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Tevos is pretty hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I call her Asari Councilor

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yfw SHITarian genocide?
    would you do it again?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The next Mass Effect title should randomize paragon and renegade option positions so that they aren't always at the top and bottom of the dialogue wheel respectively. It will filter out morons and cause a board breaking amount of whining.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying the next ME will feature Paragon and Renegade

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another Asari that's not fat
    What happened to Liara? The entire race is thin, graceful, and beautiful; except the one you get in your party.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shepard is an architect

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CERBERUS DID NOTHING WRONG!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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