The Dark King: power level infinity +1

The Emperor in 40k is officially the most powerful fictional character ever written.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, ask /hhg/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retvrn to Reddit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic zooming from the Empwanker

        [...]
        [...]

        the Emperor is humble, he doesn't want to be a God. Thats how the hes persuaded to not be the Dark King

        >He seems pretty whimsical. Having shave and a haircut as his secret password, enjoying playing all sorts of board games with the high ministers of Terra, cracking some self-deprecating humour.
        [...]
        these are not generic leader descriptions you idiot these are the signs of the Messiah

        It's impossible to call him humble after his egotistical, narcissistic tantrum during The Last Church

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vecna is far more powerful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s really dumb that the Dark King was supposed to be the strongest Chaos god glutted solely off humanity when Slaanesh devoured a vastly more numerous and psychically potent race (as well as an entire pantheon of gods) and yet is no stronger than the rest of Chaos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark King isn't getting his power from humanity, he is straight up drinking the warp like a milkshake.
      Slaanesh was a God born off an entire psychic race.
      The Emperor is one man absorbing all the power.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s really dumb. Why did no other Chaos gods do this? Or even just warp gods in general - why didn’t the Eldar pantheon or Gork and Mork try this?
        But I suppose it is a better explanation than “the DK is so much stronger than the rest…. JUST BECAUSE HE IS, OKAY?!”

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well according to Priestly all Chaos Gods are one and the Emperor is a Chaos God who is also one with Chaos.
          The Gods can't win over each other in the great game but the Emperor as the Dark God is pure Chaos and the ruination of everything. The Chaos Gods want this.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh so it’s just the standard fare Chaos wank GeeDubs likes to engage so much in since the HH series started.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Emps wank*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be'Lakor tried it and they said nup. Emps is Anathema he doesn't follow the Gods rules.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Chaos gods are weaker than the Emperor. They can't consume the entire Warp's energy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 7th ed eldar codex (iirc) suggests that the eldar were actually less potent at the time, with their current potential being a dying gift from asurman who spread his power through them rather than be devoured, simmilar to how khaine was shattered.

      Of course thats all mythologized and quite possibly happened before slaneesh ate half their race so it could be partially or entirely untrue, but its fun to think about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In one of Mephiston’s novels a Necron noted that his psychic power was a far cry from the Eldar of his time. So I’m not sure that’s the case

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Power in the Inmaterium doesn't work just like DBZ power levels, it's mainly about symbology.
      The "Emperor" in 40k lore counters the Chaos gods as their "anathema", and that's why he can permakill daemons, but a daemon like Drach'nyen born out the oppossite act to what Big E repressents can actually hurt him easily, even if it's otherwise "weaker" than other warp denizens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire thing is insanely stupid and the entire Horus Heresy series is best ignored.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

      I'd say this is why deep warp theory needs to come into canon. It keeps the writers honest by making everything else small and insignificant compared to the depths of eldritch horrors, and stops marvel-tier character wankery.
      Or maybe it wouldn't, given the state of the books.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Emperor is so strong why make the Primarchs? Why not just instantly gib every nonhuman in the Galaxy and shut all warp storms with his supposedly unstoppable power?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because as the Dark King he is too powerful and is the end of the universe. Thats his Chaos God aspect.
      This is why the Emperor doesn't want to become a God and sits on the throne containing it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn’t need to become a god to do all I said if he’s as OP as you say. He should be able to do it just by his natty psychic powers. I also remember Chaos wanting him to ascend. Why the hell did they want him to do it if he would instawin the Great Game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Emperor is currently being supercharged by faith to be a constructive holy God but if he gets out of control he will mutate from righteous God to the Dark King.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What constitutes getting out of control? If he’s as powerful as suggested here he should be able to end every major threat in the 30k galaxy bar chaos with only a fraction of his power. Is he just contrained by the plot into being unable to do anything?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              When he started apotheosis he started drinking from the warp and gaining power exponentially at this point he starts to go out of control and drinks too much.
              At that point he truly was on the road to most powerful being daemons and mortals fled in terror and he destroyed everything around him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he would be the Dark King of Chaos. He would win the Great Game, but he would also unite the Chaos Gods into a truly unified Pantheon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think the idea is he would actually destroy chaos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, then ask him to make a cup of tea.

      I feel bad for his proto space marines, the mutant guys. Plus they would make cool models. Can you buy those or make em out of Goliath gangers or summat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already have enough SM armies, please no more.
        >Custards
        >Primaris
        >Chaos & Standard SM
        We don’t need thunder warriors as well

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it honestly feels like they might be setting up the Emperor to be the ultimate threat in 40k.
    How Imperials will be able to muster the courage to fight their Emperor

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does capital G God exist in 40k?
    >Ollanius continues to worship God and be catholic despite witnessing the Emperor and Chaos in all their power
    >Eunucia, Well of Eternity, and various small snippets of lore here and there confirms the existence of a higher power the warp gods and C’tan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i play around with the idea that the Emperor is the Messiah. He seems very Messianic.
      Also the Emperor is suppose to be his own wellspring of untainted non-warp psychic energy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he’s just a powerful perpetual psyker that managed to steal power from the chaos gods. He honestly fits much more into Antichrist than messiah. Chaos are obviously demons in the analogy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He fits the true Messiah according to Abrahamic religion

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even close
            >no trinity
            >flawed; he sins and makes mistakes
            >has children
            >can be defeated, finite in power
            He fits far more into antichrist
            >literally murders all the religious
            >threatens to end everything and become a monster
            >conquers all humanity
            >converts all humanity to a false ideology, and eventually to worship of him
            If The Emperor = the antichrist
            And Chaos = demons/lesser antichrists
            Then the true Messiah is yet to come and overthrow Empz and Chaos

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you know the Messiah predates Catholicism. Its israeli.
              And the Emperor can resurrect the dead.
              The rest of your post is just christgay shitposting that doesn't understand the lore.
              The Emperor didn't convert people to worship him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was clearly referring to catholic/christian theology, given my reference to Ollanius and the antichrist.
                > The rest of your post is just christgay shitposting that doesn't understand the lore.
                I’m sorry that pointing out errors in your logic hurts your feelings
                >The Emperor didn't convert people to worship him
                He brought people to worship of the Imperial Truth. His actions eventually lead to worship of him, intentional or not. So very analogous and stretchy comparison works.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? who cares Catholic idiot. Messiah is Judaism that predates Catholicism
                You are trying to weasel your fricking religion into a fictional discussion.
                He didn't make people worship the Imperial truth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be having en extremely emotionally charged response to our rather unserious conversation of whether or not 40k has any higher powers. I have not forced any religion into anything, you just seemed to think we were discussing the judaic messiah concept when I thought we were not from the start (given antichrist and Catholicism topics). You have been unable to sufficiently back up your argument that the Emperor could be a messianic figure, and so have resorted to insults.
                Our discussion is an inherently silly and out there one which will never see fruit in actual 40k, so there really is no need to get worked up.
                >He didn't make people worship the Imperial truth
                He made people follow the Imperial Truth and destroyed all religion.
                See The Last Church

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stfu Catholic idiot

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trinity
              how to out yourself as Cathgay. Trinitarianism isn't in the bible or even Christian. It's nonsensical bullshit made up by the Catholic church.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have no idea what the concept of the messiah even was

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, much closer to the antichrist as the other anon said

            t. Irl catheric

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He fits the messiah according to Judaism. You are wrong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he does
                >humble leader
                >inspires adoration
                >conqueror and unifier of humanity
                >raises the dead
                etc etc

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Emperor
                >humble
                Holy shit the delusion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When did the Emperor raise the dead
                >humble
                Kek

                >humble
                No
                >unifier
                The Emperor quite famously died in a galaxy wide civil war. Not very unified.
                >conqueror and has adoring subjects
                Completely generic leader descriptions

                the Emperor is humble, he doesn't want to be a God. Thats how the hes persuaded to not be the Dark King

                >He seems pretty whimsical. Having shave and a haircut as his secret password, enjoying playing all sorts of board games with the high ministers of Terra, cracking some self-deprecating humour.

                >humble
                No
                >unifier
                The Emperor quite famously died in a galaxy wide civil war. Not very unified.
                >conqueror and has adoring subjects
                Completely generic leader descriptions

                these are not generic leader descriptions you idiot these are the signs of the Messiah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When did the Emperor raise the dead
                >humble
                Kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >humble
                No
                >unifier
                The Emperor quite famously died in a galaxy wide civil war. Not very unified.
                >conqueror and has adoring subjects
                Completely generic leader descriptions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he’s just a powerful perpetual psyker that managed to steal power from the chaos gods. He honestly fits much more into Antichrist than messiah. Chaos are obviously demons in the analogy.

        He fits the true Messiah according to Abrahamic religion

        I enjoy the Jesus and yet don't put him in my games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame Abnett for inserting 500 references to Christianity into 40k

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon, the whole fricking thing, 40k was based on a heretical book.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?
              As far as I’m aware 40k was clunked together by throwing stuff from Tolkien, Dune, Starship Troopers and Alien into a melting pot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because you are not aware you are ignorant. 40k is inspired by the same book that inspired the Da Vinci code

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek how do you figure 40k is inspired by a gnostic’s attempt to ripoff Christianity

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because Priestly said so you chucklefrick. 40k literally has almost explicit references to it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Eternal Champion is a heretical book now?

                Also the elricverse has wizards who can eat multiverses so lol @ 40kids thinking blowing up one is some big feat.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tolkien, Dune, Starship Troopers and Alien into a melting pot.
                If we're having an angry shitpost thread about 40k's influences it's always been really funny to me how 40k fans are fricking terrified of including Dr Who on lists of media that inspired 40k even though it was as big an influence as anything you just listed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are responding to a troll, even when he was proven wrong he just ignored it and doubled down.
                Hes not genuinely interested in discussion

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We already have enough SM armies, please no more.
            >Custards
            >Primaris
            >Chaos & Standard SM
            We don’t need thunder warriors as well

            Messiah does not equal Jesus you incredibly dense moronic c**t.

            >whining about le Jesus

            I specifically said I keep my religion out of my games, Amerilards.

            If the Emperor is such a tough c**t tell him to go buy a loaf of bread, we are out. Oh, he can't.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then why are you bringing up Jesus you fricking moron?
              Messiah in fiction does not mean your religion idiot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everybody in this thread is the same person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                dumb fricking c**t stfu

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Messiah does not equal Jesus you incredibly dense moronic c**t.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Brings up Jesus out of nowhere
          Christgay go and stay go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that but Cain and Abel literally existed in 40k, as did the worldwide flood.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Emperor in 40k is officially the most powerful fictional character ever written.
    >『All Fiction』- Psychic powers are now nothing.
    And just like that he isn't anymore.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Power level autism is for losers amd one of the reasons 40kiddies are despised.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok but the Emperor > your favourite setting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, HHwank did in fact destroy my favorite setting of 40K

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emperor
    Jobs to Tao Pai Pai.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xeelee >> Empz
    Time Lords >> Empz
    Downstreamers >> Empz
    Goku >>> Empz
    Antispiral >> Empz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nup Emps > all of them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOATku could oneshot Empz. Little empy couldn’t even beat a c’tan without targeting its weak spot. *GOAT*ku oneshots the universe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emps can easily beat asiaticu, Emps can destroy every universe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wimperor can’t even destroy his own galaxy without stealing power from choas. **Goatku** simply can’t lose to a small fry like him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              When Emps goes super saiyan into Dark King he can destroy the universe and the warp and the multiverse
              He will just absorb asiaticu and turn him into a crispy undead guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good things Goatku can oneshot multiversal threats

                >trinity
                how to out yourself as Cathgay. Trinitarianism isn't in the bible or even Christian. It's nonsensical bullshit made up by the Catholic church.

                Literally every Christian denomination in existence believed in the trinity. Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant. Only hyper schizo denoms deny it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not every one believes in Trinitarianism you ignorant idiot. Its not a biblical thing its a later addition by moronic and evil Catholics, that invalidates Christianity, literally turns the story of Jesus into a joke.
                >i die for you
                >oh wait im god lol joke

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody except weird gnostics do. Also, nobody except gnostics themselves consider gnostic christians actually christian.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope lol, this is your brain on catholicism, Loads if Christians do not believe in the trinity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >by moronic and evil Catholics
                It predate catholicism, trinity is chalcedonism.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fused Zamasu was multiverse tier too and that didn't help him at all against our "hero" SNITCHku.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To think Abnett already hinted at the Dark King's existence 12 years before TEatD books.
    What a fricking hack.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark King became a powerless abortion when Emperor rejected the power. >So the prophesy changed. The Fifth Chaos God won't be the Emperor. It won't be the Dark King. It's going to be the Despoiler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu Dan, you're wrong.
      The Dark King has indeed changed, after the Emperor refused the mantle; and with its refusal it took from the Emperor some of his best sentiments. The Dark King is bound to return to elevate the Emperor, but will be with a different name; the Star Child.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong! The 5th Dark God is the Great Horned Rat. We still have 6th,7th and 8th Dark God to fill the spots.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reborn Punished loyal horus when?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but couldhe beat Madara Uchiha?
    And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. No, I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I'm not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah but couldhe beat Madara Uchiha?
      Yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno dude Madara is pretty strong he could beat me up in a fight for sure

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol no he isn’t
    Get your head out of your own ass and read something that isn’t 40k slop

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The emperor loses the fight against Horus because Horus beats him at a game of Tarot card TCG. No joke, that's a pinnacle moment in their fight.

    I fully expect GW to make those cards as an actual TCG.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is immensely stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They duel on many physical and metaphysical plains. This was one where your cards dealt blows to the enemy via metaphorical meaning.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is immensely moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Blows to the enemy via metaphorical

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it sounds as dumb as it is. It goes on for a long while too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Horus plays the Dark King which makes Emperor get triggered but even that's just a feint, Horus finishes Emps off with his ultimate trump card the Despoiler

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As in Abaddon the Despoiler? I hope the cards picture of him was one of the meme pics with no arms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No joke, that's a pinnacle moment in their fight.
      It was a few sentences in the middle of the book. It is by no means the pinnacle or climax of the fight. All mentions of cards could be removed from the fight, and it wouldn’t change anything about the outcome or progression in any way. You’re just latching on to Reddit’s new favorite joke.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just end the setting already

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loses to Godzilla Ultima

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Dark King" is a stupid fricking name, 40K already has a Dark Prince and that's just one of Slaanesh's many over the top titles she gets to have for being a proper fricking Chaos God. What did the Emperor even do to try and be a God? Also. They couldn't even think up a butchered Latin name to High Gothic it? Did they literally use take the first thought that came off their heads?

    >Okay so he won't just be The Emperor, he would be the KING
    >But not like, the kind that he is now. Which is all gold and shiny. Maybe he'll be DARK
    >Because humans are afraid of the DARK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark King isn't a name its just a title like Dark Prince.
      The Emperor has a true name and thats another plot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah the Emperor has a lot of sun and light symbolism.
      The Dark King is described as a giant black sun because he us an inversion of the Emperor

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know, can he beat sonic? Sonic is pretty fast.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not even the most powerful character in his setting

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a strange thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will only get stranger. Last time this schizo showed up he started threatening to kill people for thinking 40k had Christian inspired imagery in it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume you are talking about me ive never threatened anyone on here.
        Im literally mocking tradcaths for we wuzzing 40k when its inspired by a heretical text.
        40k is one big anti-catholic shitpost.

        The Eternal Champion is a heretical book now?

        Also the elricverse has wizards who can eat multiverses so lol @ 40kids thinking blowing up one is some big feat.

        The Holy Blood, idiot. See you don't even know what im talking about.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh huh… and where exactly did GeeDubs say that’s what inspired 40k, rather than these

          ?
          As far as I’m aware 40k was clunked together by throwing stuff from Tolkien, Dune, Starship Troopers and Alien into a melting pot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Priestly explicitly said it in an interview the guy who wrote the setting. You low iq twit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, if he did then they clearly need to work harder on it, rather than doing the standard fare lazy writer technique of making repeated references to Christianity in an attempt to make things seem sophisticated.
              I also don’t believe that’s what the discussion was originally about anyway. It was more “does the Emperor fit the Christian Messiah” (no lol) ” and “is there a higher power in 40k” (probable not).
              You’ve gone all rabbi and made it about Judaism out of nowhere for no reason.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im not israeli you antisemitic moron
                >no reason
                because dur the israelites dur came up with the dur concept in the first place.
                They say hes a conqueror.
                Not my fault you are spiritually a pearl clutcher that gets triggered by the word conqueror.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > They say hes a conqueror.
                >Not my fault you are spiritually a pearl clutcher that gets triggered by the word conqueror.
                That wasn’t the argument. Christ conquers the world in his second coming in Christian theology. The argument is the Emperor fits various antichrist themes perfectly rather than Christlike ones.
                He also does not fit Old Testament/Judaic prophecies of the Messiah either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this has nothing to do with christ, again you are a pathological liar injecting your theocratic crap into the discussion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the discussion had nothing go do with christhomosexualry you idiot.
                Messiah does not equal Christian. Thats you weaselly trying to inject christgay discussion into the thread.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The discussion was always about Christianity.

                Does capital G God exist in 40k?
                >Ollanius continues to worship God and be catholic despite witnessing the Emperor and Chaos in all their power
                >Eunucia, Well of Eternity, and various small snippets of lore here and there confirms the existence of a higher power the warp gods and C’tan

                Nah he’s just a powerful perpetual psyker that managed to steal power from the chaos gods. He honestly fits much more into Antichrist than messiah. Chaos are obviously demons in the analogy.

                The posts that started them all were clearly talking about Christianity (see mention of Catholic Oll). You just had zero reading comprehension
                The discussion wasn’t even about Messiah’s originally. It was about the possible existence of higher powers in 40k thanks to references made to Christianity and other stuff. You just brought them up and proceeded to get trounced in argument.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing to do with christianity. the first post does not mention christianity.
                It asks does literal God exist in 40k. God is not unique to Christianity you low iq christgay

                to which i replied

                i play around with the idea that the Emperor is the Messiah. He seems very Messianic.
                Also the Emperor is suppose to be his own wellspring of untainted non-warp psychic energy

                He seems like a Messiah in the vain of the root of the word and other fictional settings like Dune

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the first post does not mention christianity.
                >he literally uses the word catholic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                God is still not exclusive to christianity idiot. Oli is wrong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Ollanius continues to worship God and be catholic despite witnessing the Emperor and Chaos in all their power

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are now quoting yourself as a source. hilarious

                >kek according to the Messiah in Judaism the Messiah will bring back the practice of sacrifice
                Another lie

                >There Maimonides lays out the basic description of the messianic age as a time in which the kingship of the Davidic dynasty will be restored, the israeli people will be ingathered back to the Land of Israel from the far reaches of the earth, the Temple will be rebuilt and the practice of animal sacrifice restored.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >animal sacrifice restored.
                >animal
                The Emperor is sustained by HUMAN sacrifice. He is more akin to an evil god like moloch than he is a messiah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is such a weaselly strawman. The Emperor didn't usher in "HUMAN SACRIFICE111" The psykers being fed to him is part if a witch purge and it powers the astronomicon. To keep space travel working.
                This isn't what he wanted when be was walking around he wasn't calling for religious human sacrifice, he was in fact motivated by that shut to BAN RELIGION.
                You are such a c**t, stfu.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Emperor didn't usher in "HUMAN SACRIFICE111"
                Hmm let's see
                >sacrificed all of his Thunder Warriors to clear the way for Space Marines
                >sacrificed children to make Space Marines
                >sacrificed his own children to make Primarchs
                >sacrificed an entire world just to teach Lorgar a lesson
                His whole religion (yes, the Imperial Truth is a religion) is based on human sacrifice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are a c**t. None of that is religious ritual sacrifice. Seriously why are you like this? do you think you are clever?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >religious ritual sacrifice
                They literally do this with the psykers every day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no ritual whatsoever to the creation of a space marine
                Lol
                Lmao, even

                you have to be an idiot theres no other explanation

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your flailing, raving concession

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumbshit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seething. In tears, even.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you really have no idea how stupid you look

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really have no idea how bootyblasted you look

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron troony

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]

                >genetically defective moron tries to say the general definition of sacrifice eg 100 marines were sacrificed, self sacrifice. Is the same as ritual religious sacrifice
                >somehow oblivious words have multiple meanings
                >thinks hes being clever
                Lowest of low iqs, so sub-humanly stupid. Classic Dunning-kruger esl.

                >xhe's THIS buttsundered over how wrong xhe was
                Lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no ritual whatsoever to the creation of a space marine
                Lol
                Lmao, even

                I accept your flailing, raving concession

                Seething. In tears, even.

                You really have no idea how bootyblasted you look

                >genetically defective moron tries to say the general definition of sacrifice eg 100 marines were sacrificed, self sacrifice. Is the same as ritual religious sacrifice
                >somehow oblivious words have multiple meanings
                >thinks hes being clever
                Lowest of low iqs, so sub-humanly stupid. Classic Dunning-kruger esl.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said psykers not marines.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no ritual whatsoever to the creation of a space marine
                Lol
                Lmao, even

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I-I’m sorry? Am I not allowed to quote myself when you claimed I didn’t say catholic when I really did?
                The sacrifice argument was already address here

                > kek according to the Messiah in Judaism the Messiah will bring back the practice of sacrifice. Temple restored etc
                Animal, not human. Also I don’t remember the Messiah eating souls or being a fedora-wearing atheist who still cries about the crusades 30k years later

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                god isnt catholic you mong, claiming one character who is supposed christian makes 40k christian is hilarious, you are moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Judiasm bans human sacrifice and the Emperor is sustained by industrial scale human sacrifice to power his throne. He does not fit the israeli messiah either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You always go for the double blind of
          >it's not there
          >but it's satire if it is

          You don't understand that the onky Chud superpower are self inserts and identifying with the villain and making him the good guy. That's memetics. I don't agree that 40k is about Catholicism, but I can see how there is a kink via the Gothic imagery.

          I never put my religion in games, it feels like an imposition at best and blasphemy at worst

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            please stop you are a moron. The anon literally says Messiah in Judaism and you bring up Jesus, Jesus isnt the Messiah in judaism

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Criminal cartels aren't religions m80

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm sure it's that and not the dune-esque science fantasy series that was very popular in Britain at the time about a lawful evil empire in the far future wielding lost technology ruled over by a guy in a life support tank that citadel also made a few miniatures for.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but the original idea was that the Space Marines have an older and more direct relationship with the Emperor analogous to that of the Knights Templar as keepers of the Holy Grail and so forth - I'm not saying that stuff is 'real' only that there's the parallel! The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail (book) had just come out at the time and I remember reading that - it's the book Dan Brown based The Da Vinci Code on. Hence you get a natural friction between the different factions within the Imperium - most of which are dependent upon willful self-delusion to some extent. Again - I draw the parallel with the history of the Christian church - the Great Schism - endless heresies and sectarianism - factions hunted down and destroyed (Prussian Crusade for example) and so on. In that respect, the Emperor in the 40K backstory is as much based on history as upon any fictional influences. - Priestly

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              - wait -
              He outright says it was inspired by the Catholic Church and its history, and later authors out all sorts of references to Christianity into their novels, and it uses various barbarised catholic themes and visuals, and we’re to ignore all of that because Ricky made a reference to some gnostic book? Which is also bastardised Christian/Catholic theology?
              What exactly are you arguing here? It was “Emperor is the messiah” to “40k has no catholic influences” to “40k has all sorts of catholic influences”

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/91710504/#91715020

          Did you take too many pills and black out and forget? Is that what causes you to act like this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ad hominem and not me. Try again. You sound mentally ill farms gay.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i seriously hate when neckbeard fedoras/tradcath fedoras try to engage in discussion they have zero understanding of

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he humbly decided to force everyone in the galaxy to follow his plan at gunpoint and he humbly didn't tell anyone else what his plan was because he humbly decided he was the only one smart enough to do it
    >his plan involved humbly stealing chaos power because he humbly believed he was above being corrupted by it like everyone else was

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a humble person would do nothing
      The Messiah is a conqueror

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BIFFORD: You said once that the novel "Dune" was an influence. How many books in the "Dune" series have you read, and did any of the later works influence you?

    >PRIESTLEY: Yes the sweep of Dune - the idea of an individual becoming a reluctant 'god' - there is a lot of that in 40K. I think I've read them all - well as far as Chapter House Dune anyway! Yes that was the last one (just checked) then other authors pitched in a wrote a second series but I've not read those.

    God Emperor of Dune has something in common with the idea of the Emperor in 40K - but so does the King-Emperor Huon in the Runestaff books - and I think I drew on a lot of sources - historical and fictional - when I put together the 40K back-ground - so you can't pin it down to one thing really. As the IP lawyers would say - whilst it draws its inspiration from many sources it remains a wholly original creation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a homosexual and ignoring the post here

      >but the original idea was that the Space Marines have an older and more direct relationship with the Emperor analogous to that of the Knights Templar as keepers of the Holy Grail and so forth - I'm not saying that stuff is 'real' only that there's the parallel! The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail (book) had just come out at the time and I remember reading that - it's the book Dan Brown based The Da Vinci Code on. Hence you get a natural friction between the different factions within the Imperium - most of which are dependent upon willful self-delusion to some extent. Again - I draw the parallel with the history of the Christian church - the Great Schism - endless heresies and sectarianism - factions hunted down and destroyed (Prussian Crusade for example) and so on. In that respect, the Emperor in the 40K backstory is as much based on history as upon any fictional influences. - Priestly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I draw the parallel with the history of the Christian church
        >Christian church
        >Christian

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          once again you don't know what parallel means. You don't get the significance of him referencing Holy blood

          - wait -
          He outright says it was inspired by the Catholic Church and its history, and later authors out all sorts of references to Christianity into their novels, and it uses various barbarised catholic themes and visuals, and we’re to ignore all of that because Ricky made a reference to some gnostic book? Which is also bastardised Christian/Catholic theology?
          What exactly are you arguing here? It was “Emperor is the messiah” to “40k has no catholic influences” to “40k has all sorts of catholic influences”

          he out right says
          >I'm not saying that stuff is 'real' only that there's the parallel!
          >Again - I draw the parallel

          and again look up what the Holy Blood is, dont kneejerk respond look it up

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm out of the loop
    Are you telling me they didn't just end HH with Emps getting mortally wounded and everything carrying on as usual?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abnett ruined it. Just like he ruined the Primarch scattering with Erda
      BTW did you know the Terminus Decree is some boring weapon that only kills Space Marines and Primarchs rather than anything interesting like a chained Man of Iron or Primarch/Emperor clones or some Old One super weapon or whatever.
      Oh, and Horus is alive and the Star Child. And he beats the Emperor in a fight (he’s much stronger than him rather than weaker), partially by time travelling and playing card games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they revealed an unknown turn of events preceding him duelling Horus.
      Where he starts to turn into a God

      Judiasm bans human sacrifice and the Emperor is sustained by industrial scale human sacrifice to power his throne. He does not fit the israeli messiah either.

      kek according to the Messiah in Judaism the Messiah will bring back the practice of sacrifice. Temple restored etc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kek according to the Messiah in Judaism the Messiah will bring back the practice of sacrifice
        Another lie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > kek according to the Messiah in Judaism the Messiah will bring back the practice of sacrifice. Temple restored etc
        Animal, not human. Also I don’t remember the Messiah eating souls or being a fedora-wearing atheist who still cries about the crusades 30k years later

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judaism didnt ever have human sacrifice, thats some poltard antisemitic conspiracy you c**t

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have such terrible reading comprehension it’s unreal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              His reading comprehension is fine, he's a pathological liar

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you are a pathological liar like every cathgay

              >animal sacrifice restored.
              >animal
              The Emperor is sustained by HUMAN sacrifice. He is more akin to an evil god like moloch than he is a messiah

              we are talking about a fictional Messiah you idiot, how many times does it have to be repeated, ylu continually being a c**t looking for Christian angles is hilarious

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >christian angles
                You said you wanted to talk about Judiasm, remember? israelites ban human sacrifice

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont want to talk about Judaism, i never said this, also my point is not about Christianity AS CHRISTIANITY IS NOT JUDAISM

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he never said he wanted to discuss Judaism you schizophrenic troll

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              His reading comprehension is fine, he's a pathological liar

              you people are pathological liars, also you are so fricking lazy all you can do is repeat things said back

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you making up a strawman that the Emperor is "liderally practicing human sacrifice" is a total fricking lie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unintentionally defeats his own argument

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are an imbecile, you made a strawman

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s literally making up arguments to fight against at this point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      says the homosexual throwing out strawmans to make this a religious argument.
      why are you this mentally ill over this shit catholic?
      40k is not a catholic work.
      The Emperor can be a messiah
      If it doesn't adhere to your exact qualification of a messiah it doesnt matter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >claim the emperor is a messiah
        >pointed out that he doesn't match the christian messiah at all
        >claim you meant the israeli messiah
        >pointed out that he doesn't match the israeli messiah at all
        >claim you actually meant a new special type of messiah nobody has ever heard of that has nothing to do with the origins of the word so nobody can disagree with you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats what you are doing you little liar

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is exactly why christgays need to be banned all over the site they do the same shit in Ganker
    It doesnt matter if they are christian or ex-christian they shit up every discussion with low iq trolling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >low iq
      aha, there you are!
      https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91710504/
      this 'no catholic influence in 40k' guy did this schtick last month and everyone had fun with it, glad to see he can keep himself entertained

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come to board to discuss my hobby I use to escape the blatant israelitery in real life
    >Thread is filled with blatant israelitery

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MFW I just read this thread and couldn't possibly trace or explain the argument dominating it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just israelites doing what they do best anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres an antisemtic poltard tradcath troll that keeps trying to bait Christian theocratic debate on here. Hes been doing for months even years.
      You can tell who he is because he insists the Emperor is the "antichrist"

      Its just your typical lone looney that believes in satanic panic pearl clutching

      >claim the emperor is a messiah
      >pointed out that he doesn't match the christian messiah at all
      >claim you meant the israeli messiah
      >pointed out that he doesn't match the israeli messiah at all
      >claim you actually meant a new special type of messiah nobody has ever heard of that has nothing to do with the origins of the word so nobody can disagree with you

      you have had this explained to you so many times itt you are just trolling now.
      Messiah =/= Christian.

      You were told The Messiah is not Christian, it comes from Judaism, furthermore you had the point clarified that it was Messiah as in a fictional Messiah neither israeli or Christian because the word has a broader meaning.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a fictional Messiah neither israeli
        Really? Because you also said

        He fits the true Messiah according to Abrahamic religion

        >He fits the true Messiah according to Abrahamic religion

        you know the Messiah predates Catholicism. Its israeli.
        And the Emperor can resurrect the dead.
        The rest of your post is just christgay shitposting that doesn't understand the lore.
        The Emperor didn't convert people to worship him

        >It's israeli

        And? who cares Catholic idiot. Messiah is Judaism that predates Catholicism
        You are trying to weasel your fricking religion into a fictional discussion.
        He didn't make people worship the Imperial truth

        >Messiah is Judaism that predates Catholicism

        He fits the messiah according to Judaism. You are wrong.

        >He fits the messiah according to Judaism

        please stop you are a moron. The anon literally says Messiah in Judaism and you bring up Jesus, Jesus isnt the Messiah in judaism

        >The anon literally says Messiah in Judaism

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because "Messiah" was coined by Judaism you dumb dipshit.
          The word then took on a general meaning as many faiths and groups have variations of Messiahs. As an example Dune.
          We are going around in circles because yoi don't listen and are a trolling moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >low iq
          aha, there you are!
          https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91710504/
          this 'no catholic influence in 40k' guy did this schtick last month and everyone had fun with it, glad to see he can keep himself entertained

          [...]

          In Abrahamic religions, a messiah or messias (Hebrew: מָשִׁיחַ, romanized: māšīaḥ; Greek: μεσσίας, messías; Arabic: مسيح, masīḥ; lit.'the anointed one') is a saviour or liberator of a group of people. The concepts of mashiach, messianism, and of a Messianic Age originated in Judaism,[1][2] and in the Hebrew Bible,

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not sure what you think quoting Wikipedia adds to the argument. Nobody is claiming the New Testament is older than the Old. Don’t tilt against windmills
            It seems you’ve lost every argument in this thread
            >empz is a Messiah figure
            Argument destroyed pretty early on
            >actually anon was not mentioning Catholicism
            Debunked by simply reading the thread
            >actually it’s the judaic Messiah
            Argument destroyed
            >actually 40k takes no inspiration from Christianity whatsoever
            Argument destroyed

            What are you even debating at this point?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon listen to me you are severely mentally ill and low iq.
              Now im just going to assume you are an ESL hispanic that doesn't understand words.
              Everything you are saying is stupid, you are arguing things in your head no one is saying, you aren't listening or comprehending things said to you. Just inanely spamming gotchas itt and moving the goalposts around

              You need to stop you have a mental health problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll recap
      >moron: Is there real God in 40k
      >anon: the Emperor is Messianic
      >triggered moron: blabla antichrist, blabla trinity, blabla christianity
      >anon: stfu moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there are morons who are triggered by the mere mention of Christianity but they are currently dilating.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          christianity has nothing to do with the topic, the christgay merely assumed God is Christian because hes a Christgay. Then he got mad anons didnt take the bait.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wk40 has a catholic aesthetic, but very few christian themes (outside the starchild being a messiah).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about the fact that the 'Catholic aesthetic' is the only thing keeping humanity alive?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has a Gothic aesthetic, protip its not unique to catholics.
      Its not a Christian work in fact to say it is is heretical in Christianity. Its like claiming Harry Potter is Catholic.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerman canonicaly defeated the empror permanently

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >antisemitic poltard heres the word Judaism
    >has a meltdown
    kek

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron antisemite poltard thinks everyone is israeli

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know when you are arguing with an idiot when they do the
    >that thing! that thing you just posted! it proves me right!
    Its the most bizarre narcissism disorder

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re not fooling anyone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you lost so hard its not funny, go be pathetic elsewhere

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >schizophrenic mentally ill reply
    why are you kiwi farms subhumans like this.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy itt is literally just getting triggered by words
    >judaism
    >conqueror
    >messiah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you wanna see something funny ask him what his thoughts on buddhism in 40k are (unless he forgot that part of the script since last time)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are talking about the wrong guy because you are an idiot with no self awareness.
        Im making fun of YOU in that post. You filthy autist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are your thoughts on buddhist influences vis a vis the imperium's religion

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The marines are similar to Buddhists. Your entire schtick is being a chucklefrick over the most benign comments and putting them out of context,

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The marines are like Buddhists yes.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are so fricking moronic kys before someone does it for you

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God from the Bible is a more powerful fictional character.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >judaism
    >conqueror
    >messiah
    >buddhists
    this guy is like an ai bot, just reacting to words

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abnett has written more 40k lore than Priestley has at this point. Priestley is not relevant to a discussion of the Horus Heresy novels. Abnett added explicit references to catholicism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the og creator does not count because it proves me wrong
      nope frick off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Priestley has not been employed for the entire run of the Horus Heresy. He isn't the creator of that series.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is like saying Tolkien has no authority over LotR in the present.
          Stop saying stupid shit because you like lising arguments

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Priestley says he can't stand reading black library novels because they don't match his vision of 40k, so his interview is literally worthless for figuring out Abnett's authorial intent when Abnett adds an immortal catholic man that destroys the tower of babel. You're basically talking about a different setting.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't matter we arent discussing the novels. Priestly was brought up to point out the inspiration for 40k. That hasn't changed, stfu

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Dark King is from the novels that Abnett wrote. The entire thread is about the novels.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats not why Priestly was brought up you lying c**t.
                Priestly was brought up to remind the idiot(you) where 40k got its inspiration from a conspiracy book. Full stop. Stfu

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where Priestley drew inspiration from is not relevant to the fact that Abnett added an immortal catholic protagonist in the novel series that this thread is about

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop doubling down. Abnett inserting references to an extinct 21st century religion, does not mean 40k is Christian. The Imperium is not Christian, the Church in 40k is not Christian.
                Oli is only a "Christian" because hes immortal.
                Priestly saying where 40k derives its inspiration from is always relevant, that is a heretical conspiracy book . Stfu

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Priestley says he can't stand reading current 40k stories because they don't fit his vision, so how is his vision relevant for interpreting modern 40k stories? He doesn't work on modern 40k and he doesn't like modern 40k.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is utterly fricking irrelevant. stfu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40k is about le catholicism
      you cathgays are worse than atheists, how fricking stupid are you that you think a non-christian scifi church is catholic.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >christgays/anti-christgays insisting the Ecclesiarchy is christian
    morons

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >posting infographics made with stock meme faces and expecting to be taken seriously
    why are morons like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is posting meme gifs any better?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not using meme gifs to prove anything though, I'm using them because they're funny.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The meme image is both true AND funny though?

          [...]
          >if you find my jpeg'd redpill infographics made with meme faces cringe, you must be a israelite
          I'm actually just above the age of 12, physically and mentally. Hopefully you are actually just underage, because then there is still hope for you to grow out of this cringe behavioral phase as I once did. Unfortunately there is a significant possibility that you are not underage and are in fact in your 20s or 30s (or possibly even 40s), in which case I'm very sorry because it's over and it has been over since you graduated high school

          I'm actually just above the age of 12
          You have to be over 18 to post here kiddo, I guess that explains why you sound all moronic and homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The meme image is both true AND funny though?
            It's only funny if you're a 12 year old "edgy" Christgay who thinks he's le chadface man, though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I promise you that this stale old gif made precisely 0 people laugh, chuckle, chortle, or smile. You’re exactly the same as the people you whine about, but your “humor” has a Ganker coat of paint.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if you find my jpeg'd redpill infographics made with meme faces cringe, you must be a israelite
    I'm actually just above the age of 12, physically and mentally. Hopefully you are actually just underage, because then there is still hope for you to grow out of this cringe behavioral phase as I once did. Unfortunately there is a significant possibility that you are not underage and are in fact in your 20s or 30s (or possibly even 40s), in which case I'm very sorry because it's over and it has been over since you graduated high school

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >screaming inanely about the israelites in your head intensifies
    Go see a shrink

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly whatever the frick this thread turned into is still better than powerlevelwank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

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