The Druidic psychohistorians have peered into the future.

The Druidic psychohistorians have peered into the future. The Great Burn is coming and they have have chosen you to pick 30 traditional games to save from total destruction.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, time to kill everyone who wants to preserve DnD or Magic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Simpleton has spoken.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magic the Gathering
    Warhammer 40k
    Dungeons and Dragon 5th edition
    Gloomhaven
    Thirsty Sword Lesbians
    Monopoly
    Pandemic
    I don't pick any others.

    Archeologists will look at my doomsday horde and immediately understand why the great burn happened

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, time to kill everyone who wants to preserve DnD or Magic.

      Legit please don't save Magic.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    D&D 3.5
    MERP
    Symbaroum
    Shadowrun
    Traveller
    RIFTS
    Genesys
    7th Sea
    Barbarians of Lemuria
    Conan 2d20
    AFMBE
    SWADE
    TOP Secret
    40k
    WFRP
    And of course my 5 homebrew systems

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Preserving 40kid but not fighting fantasy or heroquest

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I left a few slots open for things like that

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thirty copies of Catan base game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based af. At least more of those mutants would have something to play. Or Catan.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Call of Cthulhu
    >OD&D
    >RIFTS
    >Traveller
    >Vampire the Masquerade
    >Talislanta
    >GURPS
    >Changeling the Lost
    >Wraith the Oblivion
    >Mage the Ascension
    >Shadowrun
    >Cyberpunk 2020
    >AD&D (with all its settings)
    >Warhammer 40K
    >Unknown Armies
    >Gamma World
    >After the Bomb
    >DCC
    >Lamentations of the Flame Princess
    >Pendragon
    >Shadow of the Demon Lord
    >Glorantha
    >Nechronica
    >Ultraviolet Grasslands
    >Apocalypse World
    >Cthulhutech
    >Dolmenwood
    >Troika
    >Starfinder

    It's damn hard to even name 30 games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wraith the Oblivion
      Now that's a blast from the past.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had the core book since it's publication and I've been planning to someday run a game. It's been like 30 years or something and that day hasn't et come. I felt it's kinda unique from the usual wod slop.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3:16 Carnage Amongst the Stars
    >Adventures In Oz
    >All Flesh Must Be Eaten
    >Atomic Highway
    >Barbarians of Lemuria
    >Bunnies and Burrows
    >Busty Barbarian Bimbos
    >Colonial Gothic
    >Dallas the RPG
    >Desperation Panic
    >Dogs in the Vineyard
    >Don't Rest Your Head
    >Dragonraid
    >Dread (also counts as regular Jenga)
    >The Farm
    >Fate of the Norns
    >Gamma World
    >Happy Birthday Robot
    >In A Wicked Age
    >Lady Blackbird
    >Little Fears
    >Monster Island
    >OVA
    >Over The Edge
    >Sputnik Lost
    >TOON
    >Traveller
    >Unknown Armies
    >Wandering Monsters High School
    >Witch Girls Adventures

    And of course my homebrews if there's any extra room.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ho lads! I like not these druids and their strange ways! The last character you played in a RPG or other tabletop game must infiltrate the bunker where all the world elites are gathered and put paid to the great burn before it happens! Does he triumph?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jacob the potato farmer is allergic to bullets so yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *no
        frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *no
        frick

        Apparently Jacob the potato farmer is also illiterate. Good job saving the world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alcoholic Ithorian starship mechanic with a deathstick addiction and bad knees.
      If he still has his satchel charges and thermal detonators then we may stand a chance.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My current character in Fantasy Craft sucks at fighting anyone who would be described as a "special character" due to being built more to fit his personal development rather than to be good at fighting, he'd be able to infiltrate no problem because that is the one thing he is actually good at, but then would be stuck there for hours poking at people with a rapier doing small amounts of damage. But he's pretty damn hard to hit at least so maybe he could win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A gigantic Chaos Space Marine slowly turning into a machine who can also disable other machines with a few words

      Their bunker becomes their tomb..

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chess
    Go
    Chinese checkers
    Backgammon
    Blackjack
    Call of Cthulhu
    Organ Attack
    Game of Life
    FATAL
    Pandemic

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real goal is obviously to preserve as many styles of game as possible, so that future generations can iterate and improve on them. That way game development won't be lost.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just FATAL but translated into 30 different languages. I want future archaeologists to think we're moronic, as a joke

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >druids
    >preserving written knowledge

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RPGs
    >L5R4e
    >SR2e
    >Deadlands Classic
    >Pendragon 5.2
    >Cyberpunk 2020
    >Vampire the Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition
    >Dark Heresy (a Homebrew of both 1st and 2nd Editions)
    >Call of Cthulhu 8th Edition
    >Dungeons the Dragoning 40000 - 7th Edition
    >Adeptus Evangelion
    >Feng Shui 2e
    >Scion 1e
    >Lancer (but heavily anotated and with homebrew rules on Pilots, and changes/additions to the lore to make it less of a mess)

    Board Games
    >Chess
    >Go
    >Tarot
    >Hoyle's Book of Games (so many of the 52/54-card classics)
    >Tokaido
    >King of Tokyo
    >Ticket To Ride Classic
    >Root
    >Betrayal at House on the Hill
    >Carcassone
    >Dungeons and Dragons: Lords of Waterdeep
    >Tsuro
    >Elevenses

    Wargames
    >Turnip28
    >Infinity
    >Kriegspiele
    >Warhammer 40000: Necromunda

    There will be enough of 40k and D&D to exist as memories, but no true assumptions as to their true nature. As if a mystery within the tides of history.

    And enough of the true classics to stay in human memory.

    >picrel: His story too will be lost to the sands of time, but like a reference to earlier knowledge, he will be remembered in Fortnite.

    >Captcha: P2WGON
    EVEN CAPTCHA AGREES

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tokaido
      >King of Tokyo
      >Ticket to ride
      >Carcassone
      Holy man of culture

      >Pendragon
      >Dying Earth
      >Stormbringer
      >MERP (for the supplements)
      >Dark Heresy
      >Ryuutama
      >ACKS
      >CoC
      >Polaris
      >Te Deum for a Massacre
      >DCC
      >Paranoia
      >AD&D 1e
      >AD&D 2e (for Dark Sun and other cool settings)
      >TSR Conan
      >Modiphius Conan (fight me)

      Forgot the wargames:
      >Battletech
      >WHFB
      >40K
      >Historical wargaming (Don't know which rules to pick)

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GURPS
    >29 Other GURPS Supplements
    If we're talking about a Post Apocalyptic situation, there won't be any plastic development following The Great Burn, so we should rely on RPGs that use the most plentiful die; d6s. I've made my choice, but Wushu, Fate (sort of) and Feng Shui would also be good options.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the oldest dice were made from sheep bones but aren’t really useable in modern games

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complete GURPS library is the seed that restarts civilization, reviving science and technology
    >New history of the world is based on gaming products published between 1986 and 2023
    >5000 years of controversy over which parts are based on reality and which are fantasy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Ritualists and Powerists are fighting, again.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pendragon
    >Dying Earth
    >Stormbringer
    >MERP (for the supplements)
    >Dark Heresy
    >Ryuutama
    >ACKS
    >CoC
    >Polaris
    >Te Deum for a Massacre
    >DCC
    >Paranoia
    >AD&D 1e
    >AD&D 2e (for Dark Sun and other cool settings)
    >TSR Conan
    >Modiphius Conan (fight me)

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 decks of Uno

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it too late to save hanabi?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could literally just play MTG(casual, with proxies) all day every day forever. So I pick that and don't bother with the other 29 slots.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a chess set, 6 d6, a standard playing card deck, a go set, a set of dominoes, a backgammon set, a cribbage board with pegs, one of those triangle deals with the colored golf tees you get for the kids whenever you go to Cracker Barrel, and hungry hungry hippos.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who saves chess is a pretentious shitposter. It's a solved game with no cultural value outside of being a referent to signal someone else is pretentious and backward for playing it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >600 years of written history
      >no cultural significance
      >average anons understanding of history and culture

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretentious shitposter
      impressive protection

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Solved game
      What meaning does this have? I don't like chess myself, but do you have a flowchart handy to tell you every move? Have you memorized every possible outcome? Of fricking course not, so what does it matter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chess isn't solved, and likely won't be until some massive computational advances are made. Even checkers is only weakly solved and it has like a gazillion times less positions.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    whichever ones will allow me to culturally project my fetishes into the far future. My Magical Realm knows neither time nor borders.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 is too many, here's a random list I'm pulling out of my ass

    Catan (just to prevent future children from experiencing Monopoly)
    Dune
    Dune Imperium
    Trains
    Tash-Kalar
    X-Wing
    Puzzle Strike
    Galaxy Trucker
    Ra
    Skull
    Clockwork Wars (perhaps in this iteration of society it will achieve its appropriate level of notoriety)

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know 30 traditional games

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