The Druidic psychohistorians have peered into the future. The Great Burn is coming and they have have chosen you to pick 30 traditional games to save from total destruction.
The Druidic psychohistorians have peered into the future. The Great Burn is coming and they have have chosen you to pick 30 traditional games to save from total destruction.
Well, time to kill everyone who wants to preserve DnD or Magic.
The Simpleton has spoken.
Magic the Gathering
Warhammer 40k
Dungeons and Dragon 5th edition
Gloomhaven
Thirsty Sword Lesbians
Monopoly
Pandemic
I don't pick any others.
Archeologists will look at my doomsday horde and immediately understand why the great burn happened
Legit please don't save Magic.
D&D 3.5
MERP
Symbaroum
Shadowrun
Traveller
RIFTS
Genesys
7th Sea
Barbarians of Lemuria
Conan 2d20
AFMBE
SWADE
TOP Secret
40k
WFRP
And of course my 5 homebrew systems
>Preserving 40kid but not fighting fantasy or heroquest
I left a few slots open for things like that
Thirty copies of Catan base game.
Based af. At least more of those mutants would have something to play. Or Catan.
>Call of Cthulhu
>OD&D
>RIFTS
>Traveller
>Vampire the Masquerade
>Talislanta
>GURPS
>Changeling the Lost
>Wraith the Oblivion
>Mage the Ascension
>Shadowrun
>Cyberpunk 2020
>AD&D (with all its settings)
>Warhammer 40K
>Unknown Armies
>Gamma World
>After the Bomb
>DCC
>Lamentations of the Flame Princess
>Pendragon
>Shadow of the Demon Lord
>Glorantha
>Nechronica
>Ultraviolet Grasslands
>Apocalypse World
>Cthulhutech
>Dolmenwood
>Troika
>Starfinder
It's damn hard to even name 30 games.
>Wraith the Oblivion
Now that's a blast from the past.
I've had the core book since it's publication and I've been planning to someday run a game. It's been like 30 years or something and that day hasn't et come. I felt it's kinda unique from the usual wod slop.
>3:16 Carnage Amongst the Stars
>Adventures In Oz
>All Flesh Must Be Eaten
>Atomic Highway
>Barbarians of Lemuria
>Bunnies and Burrows
>Busty Barbarian Bimbos
>Colonial Gothic
>Dallas the RPG
>Desperation Panic
>Dogs in the Vineyard
>Don't Rest Your Head
>Dragonraid
>Dread (also counts as regular Jenga)
>The Farm
>Fate of the Norns
>Gamma World
>Happy Birthday Robot
>In A Wicked Age
>Lady Blackbird
>Little Fears
>Monster Island
>OVA
>Over The Edge
>Sputnik Lost
>TOON
>Traveller
>Unknown Armies
>Wandering Monsters High School
>Witch Girls Adventures
And of course my homebrews if there's any extra room.
Ho lads! I like not these druids and their strange ways! The last character you played in a RPG or other tabletop game must infiltrate the bunker where all the world elites are gathered and put paid to the great burn before it happens! Does he triumph?
Jacob the potato farmer is allergic to bullets so yes
*no
frick
Apparently Jacob the potato farmer is also illiterate. Good job saving the world.
>alcoholic Ithorian starship mechanic with a deathstick addiction and bad knees.
If he still has his satchel charges and thermal detonators then we may stand a chance.
My current character in Fantasy Craft sucks at fighting anyone who would be described as a "special character" due to being built more to fit his personal development rather than to be good at fighting, he'd be able to infiltrate no problem because that is the one thing he is actually good at, but then would be stuck there for hours poking at people with a rapier doing small amounts of damage. But he's pretty damn hard to hit at least so maybe he could win.
>A gigantic Chaos Space Marine slowly turning into a machine who can also disable other machines with a few words
Their bunker becomes their tomb..
gay
Chess
Go
Chinese checkers
Backgammon
Blackjack
Call of Cthulhu
Organ Attack
Game of Life
FATAL
Pandemic
The real goal is obviously to preserve as many styles of game as possible, so that future generations can iterate and improve on them. That way game development won't be lost.
It's just FATAL but translated into 30 different languages. I want future archaeologists to think we're moronic, as a joke
>druids
>preserving written knowledge
RPGs
>L5R4e
>SR2e
>Deadlands Classic
>Pendragon 5.2
>Cyberpunk 2020
>Vampire the Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition
>Dark Heresy (a Homebrew of both 1st and 2nd Editions)
>Call of Cthulhu 8th Edition
>Dungeons the Dragoning 40000 - 7th Edition
>Adeptus Evangelion
>Feng Shui 2e
>Scion 1e
>Lancer (but heavily anotated and with homebrew rules on Pilots, and changes/additions to the lore to make it less of a mess)
Board Games
>Chess
>Go
>Tarot
>Hoyle's Book of Games (so many of the 52/54-card classics)
>Tokaido
>King of Tokyo
>Ticket To Ride Classic
>Root
>Betrayal at House on the Hill
>Carcassone
>Dungeons and Dragons: Lords of Waterdeep
>Tsuro
>Elevenses
Wargames
>Turnip28
>Infinity
>Kriegspiele
>Warhammer 40000: Necromunda
There will be enough of 40k and D&D to exist as memories, but no true assumptions as to their true nature. As if a mystery within the tides of history.
And enough of the true classics to stay in human memory.
>picrel: His story too will be lost to the sands of time, but like a reference to earlier knowledge, he will be remembered in Fortnite.
>Captcha: P2WGON
EVEN CAPTCHA AGREES
>Tokaido
>King of Tokyo
>Ticket to ride
>Carcassone
Holy man of culture
Forgot the wargames:
>Battletech
>WHFB
>40K
>Historical wargaming (Don't know which rules to pick)
>GURPS
>29 Other GURPS Supplements
If we're talking about a Post Apocalyptic situation, there won't be any plastic development following The Great Burn, so we should rely on RPGs that use the most plentiful die; d6s. I've made my choice, but Wushu, Fate (sort of) and Feng Shui would also be good options.
the oldest dice were made from sheep bones but aren’t really useable in modern games
>complete GURPS library is the seed that restarts civilization, reviving science and technology
>New history of the world is based on gaming products published between 1986 and 2023
>5000 years of controversy over which parts are based on reality and which are fantasy
>The Ritualists and Powerists are fighting, again.
>Pendragon
>Dying Earth
>Stormbringer
>MERP (for the supplements)
>Dark Heresy
>Ryuutama
>ACKS
>CoC
>Polaris
>Te Deum for a Massacre
>DCC
>Paranoia
>AD&D 1e
>AD&D 2e (for Dark Sun and other cool settings)
>TSR Conan
>Modiphius Conan (fight me)
30 decks of Uno
Is it too late to save hanabi?
I could literally just play MTG(casual, with proxies) all day every day forever. So I pick that and don't bother with the other 29 slots.
a chess set, 6 d6, a standard playing card deck, a go set, a set of dominoes, a backgammon set, a cribbage board with pegs, one of those triangle deals with the colored golf tees you get for the kids whenever you go to Cracker Barrel, and hungry hungry hippos.
Everyone who saves chess is a pretentious shitposter. It's a solved game with no cultural value outside of being a referent to signal someone else is pretentious and backward for playing it.
>600 years of written history
>no cultural significance
>average anons understanding of history and culture
>pretentious shitposter
impressive protection
>Solved game
What meaning does this have? I don't like chess myself, but do you have a flowchart handy to tell you every move? Have you memorized every possible outcome? Of fricking course not, so what does it matter.
Chess isn't solved, and likely won't be until some massive computational advances are made. Even checkers is only weakly solved and it has like a gazillion times less positions.
whichever ones will allow me to culturally project my fetishes into the far future. My Magical Realm knows neither time nor borders.
30 is too many, here's a random list I'm pulling out of my ass
Catan (just to prevent future children from experiencing Monopoly)
Dune
Dune Imperium
Trains
Tash-Kalar
X-Wing
Puzzle Strike
Galaxy Trucker
Ra
Skull
Clockwork Wars (perhaps in this iteration of society it will achieve its appropriate level of notoriety)
I don't even know 30 traditional games