THE DURALUDON EVO IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

THE DURALUDON EVO IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks so fricking moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like normal Duraludon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beggar cant be chooser

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toilet inhaler turns into a bridge?
    at the very least this looks much better than duraludon, holy shit this shouldve been the base form

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's clearly a staple remover.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually not as offensive to the eyes as Duraludon

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a bit too soon for a evo, and duraludon is probably become broken mon with eviolite, whats wrong with GF WTF? WHY NOT GIVE MITGHTYEEENA A EVOLUTION!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >duraludon is probably become broken mon with eviolite
      I doubt it. I don't think you realize just how garbage Duraludon was last gen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duraludon was good anti-meta in early Swsh doubles due to the prevalence of Togekiss

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doubles
          into the trash it goes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this was a previous gen yes but stall is non existant any more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Duraludon supposed to do with Eviolite?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes a suspension bridge
    unironically kino

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He eats tyranitars for breakfasts

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duraldon can't get an evo though, it doesn't make sense because it was introduced with a GMax and no pokemon introduced with a gmax can evolve this breaks the patterns what the hel is going on at gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meowth, Eevee, Pikachu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget that Pikachu, Eevee, and Meowth all got GMAX and still evolve?????

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, just like Pikachu, Eevee and Meowth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pikahu
      >Eevee
      >Meowth

      What?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meowth
      >Eevee
      >Pikachu
      Also if something like fricking Duraludon can get an evo despite already having a “penultimate boss” designed Gmax and lore about fighting Tyranitar, I’m praying mons like Mawile/Sableye/Absol can finally get straight up real evos now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pikahu
        >Eevee
        >Meowth

        What?

        Yeah, just like Pikachu, Eevee and Meowth

        Meowth, Eevee, Pikachu

        Learn to read you fricks I said introduced with gmax the kanto ones were different because they already existed duraldon can't bave an evolution because it already had gmax bunch of fricking idiots

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are moronic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get fricked patterngay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your "pattern" existed for all of one gen before being fricked by the very next gen after. Gen fricked moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you made up a rule yourself, then got angry when it was broken?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you made up a rule yourself, then got angry when it was broken?

            Your "pattern" existed for all of one gen before being fricked by the very next gen after. Gen fricked moron.

            Get fricked patterngay

            Frick off idiots you can't fricking understand the point this series is fricking dead when it can't even follows its own rules like pikaclones evolving

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Still seething over make believe autism
              Meds now you neurotic frick

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek

                >thinking about meds
                >dragon ball z
                ngmi

                You are the equivalent of a baby hitting its own head and crying about it.

                but enough about you, sus.

                Nice autism, moron.

                Nice racism, newbie.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are the equivalent of a baby hitting its own head and crying about it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice autism, moron.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >when it can't even follows its own rules like pikaclones evolving
              the pawmi line is garbage but it's more similar to the marill line

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Arrest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you make up imaginary rules for these things? We had already seen 3 NFE mons have Gmaxes. That’s it. You can’t fathom this because you ascribed a headcanon to the mechanic based on limited information.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And all three already existed you moron it's different

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              what difference does it make? Gmax clearly isn't restricted to full evolved pokemon, that's the end of the discussion, in universe there's no distinction between "newly introduced" and "not newly introduced" how are you trying to argue that a duraladon evo shouldn't exist based off that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please stop lowering yourself to argue with this 70IQ individual, he's farmed enough responses already

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get what you mean tbh. For a long time, it seemed as if 1-stage and 2-stage Pokemon that had a Mega Evolution or that were introduced with a Gigantimax Form would not be eligible for a full cross-gen evolution despite there being no explicit rule made for these cases otherwise. Given how Game Freak is, adding an evolution to a Pokemon with a gimmick form might come across as tampering with their future-proofing for when the eventual XY and SwSh remakes come about. Of course, when those times come, the devs might simply dexcut Archaludon and its compatriots in order to "make space" for these Pokemon's gimmick forms.
          Very long winded thought, but I understand what you are saying. It was a preconceived notion.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They would have to retcon the Megas only evolve from fully evolved Pokémon bit. There was no such rule for Gigantamax

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They retconned their autistic rules for lore-consistent evo methods in gen 8 when they finally just let you get Leafeon from a leaf stone. They retconned their “it can’t evolve because it could never use eviolite” autism in PLA/Gen 9 by letting you evolve things like Ursaring and Dunsparce. “It can’t get a real evo because it had a mega” will be next on the retcon chopping block.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except Pokemon with Megas not able to evolve further is something that was explicitly stated in-universe

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The exact terminology is “that were thought to be unable to evolve any further” and in the same game a town later it is stated that megas only occur in Kalos, which ORAS retconned a year later anyway.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adding to this, XY also stated that Lucario was the first mega, and even that was retconned to be fug. They also mentioned that it came from Xerneas/Yveltal, but this was retconned to actually have been from meteors and the energy inherent to all pokemon.

                Gamefreak has never given a shit about the actual lore for megas XY laid down. The whole plot is about the scarcity of the mega keystones and then everyone and their mom has one in ORAS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO THIS POKEMON CAN'T GET AN EVO BECAUSE IT GOT AN ALTERNATE GIMMICK FORM THAT WE WON'T SEE AGAIN IN A MAINLINE GAME UNTIL I'M 45 YEARS OLD AHHHHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No no no! Because.. uh.. I said so!
      GF making patterngays crap their pants may be the only based thing they've been doing recently

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, this ugly piece of shit is gonna be a monster in competitive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given Mr. Fish was an actual unstoppable abomination once set up, I can believe it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better than normal Duraludon. That said, Duraludon already had 535 bst. Will this be a Scizor situation, where it just gets a bst shuffle, or will it get a smaller stat boost?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this has pseudo stats the meta is in danger. dragon steel is a goated type combo

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell what it's supposed to be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bridge

      if this has pseudo stats the meta is in danger. dragon steel is a goated type combo

      H Goodra

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and goodra's alright

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eviolite Duralodon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can become a UNbroken wall! LIKE CHANSEY aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WHY not mightyenaaa

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better, but could have been a regional.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT....A BRIDGE? UNOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This meme was forced enough when it was just KAAAAAAAAANTO. Its variants are even more forced.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a pokemon or a 5g tower

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duraludon
    >535 bst mon
    >rival to Tyranitar
    >ace of the final gym leader said to be capable of battling the champions of other regions
    >it’s actually a NFE
    predict this thing’s stats + inevitable sig move

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duralodon will have his BST lowered. Please understand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's signature move is a two turn electric beam that doesn't need to charge in rain. I'm guessing it's gonna drop more speed and attack and have higher HP, Special Attack, and Special Defense, with the same Defense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inevitable sig move
      We already know it's signiture move. It's an electric type Sunny Day that fires instantly in rain.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *solar beam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>535 bst mon
      >With evolite
      I hope they make more bonkers pokemon balance be dammed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that bad when you remember Duraludon effectively has no ability.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ignoring Amoongus' rage powder and Indeedee's follow me would be one of the best abilities in the game if it was on a good mon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this evo is probably irrelevant, assuming that with duraludon you can nuke meteors and flash cannons for free while pivoting in, not to mention its dual type offensively and defensively is ridicuosly broken

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna take a page from the Porygon line and change its overall stat distribution

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably gonna pull a Scizor situation and rearrange the bst.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it will be a 600 BST screen this and we'll see

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can't have 600bst it's a two stage pokemon they don't give two stage pokemon those stats which are only for pseudo and secondly a second pseudo has never been introduced in DLC outside of a form of an existing one so shut you moitu

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It can't have 600bst
          says who. I'm nta but I think it's very possible/likely they give it 600bst as well, gamefreak doesn't care about these arbitrary "rules" or "patterns" as much as you do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      another 650 ubers mon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna have sub-legendary stats and make people argue whether it's a sub-legendary or not
      I'm guessing a lower physical bulk with a stupidly high special attack to compensate, so like
      70 HP
      110 ATK
      105 DEF
      155 SPATK
      70 SPDEF
      90 SPD

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >90 speed

        you wish, i bet it's going to get even slower

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slow would be better

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gyro ball

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either 550 with minmaxed redistribution, or it’ll be our first 570 outside of legendaries and other special mons like UBs/Paradoxes.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit he FINALLY looks good. What a glow up

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western toilet becomes asian toilet
    woah...

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a bridge
    >used by Drayden’s son/grandson
    >Unova has a big ass bridge

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL, wow, as if Duraludon didn't already look bad enough.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went from a Mecha Godzilla knockoff to a bridge
    Weird, but somehow it looks much better than Duraludon.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ultimate nullifier

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does this work or even exist, its too small to be useful as an actual fricking bridge so what the frick. Are they going to claim that real bridges were based on this guy to justify its existance

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like a caterpillar, you turbo autist.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Caterpillers dont look like drawbridges

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this looks original

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The absolute state of pokesòys.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does this work or even exist, its too small to be useful as an actual fricking bridge so what the frick. Are they going to claim that real bridges were based on this guy to justify its existance

        I think it's a minecraft TNT cannon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For what purpose? Why is it a suspension bridge complete with fake “cables” of energy?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to repeat the Tacoma Narrows bridge incident

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude looks like Duo, I kinda love it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing straight up looks like they hired that one Fakemon designer who drew absolute dogshit designs, Fatmon or whatever his name was

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe I like anything related to Duraludon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has the same colors as the Hammerlocke Gym

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So raihan knew about the evolved form of duraludon?
        Maybe his was just his first mon and didn't want to evolve, but he couldn't dotch because it was his bro. So he kept losing to Leon, but at least he was fighting with his true partner mon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, loved those colours for Dragon type stuff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A staple remover that becomes a suspension bridge.
      I love him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >staple remover + bridge
      ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my life is eternal suffering

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this fricker's shiny doesn't turn him red I'm gonna be pissed

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was in a leak wasn't it? I remember one from a week or two ago with Duraludon and a regional Applin.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gen 10 completes the evolutionary chain by turning him into a giant mining machine
    Please give us true engineering kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized that there are cars in this image, holy shit that's fricking massive

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eviolite Duraludon will eats anyone who call him ugly

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing this will keep its BST but trade defense for SA and speed.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been Duraludon's original form

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Duraludon's stats, this thing will probably be a monster unless it's a Scizor-style evo where the BST doesn't change but the stats get rearranged

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stats get rearranged
      Hopefully to suit its fricking movepool this time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swap attack with S Defence
      Lower speed and add it to HP
      It's a bridge

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the stats get rearranged
      95/70/115/120/85/50
      It's a massive, bulky bridge. Offensive stats could be swapped.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      later gen evo don't lose speed challenge (impossible)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It probably is going to be slower, it already has different abilities (Stamina and Sturdy instead of Light/Heavy Metal)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stamina

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          well nevermind, just saw it gets stamina lel

          It's gonna have sub-legendary stats and make people argue whether it's a sub-legendary or not
          I'm guessing a lower physical bulk with a stupidly high special attack to compensate, so like
          70 HP
          110 ATK
          105 DEF
          155 SPATK
          70 SPDEF
          90 SPD

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >60kg
          I don't think it will be slower

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Huge fricking walking tank
          >60kg

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an accurate detail, duralumin is a very light metal alloy

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It went from being a Urinal/Inhaler fusion to being some sort of overweight construction machinery.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically better than Duralodon. Still looks goofy, but in a cool way instead of a moron inhaler toilet way. Turning into a bridge is a cool idea

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go through that bridge 5 days a week so I can wage myself to death for minimal gain while gamefreak releases malware and makes billions for 0 effort

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate duralodon so fricking much it's unreal and anyone who likes this dogshit fricking design or its pre-evo should be locked in a portable toilet, shaken vigorously, then set on fire

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't set me on fire because I'm covered in shit water

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Duraludon is now a baby Pokemon
    I don't see it ever seeing the light of day in LC and if it does holy shit

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike Duraludon but the best news about this is literally anything can get an evolution at this point. Nothing is too new, too high statted, or being denied by a phased out gimmick like Gigantamax.

    Like now I can see Revavroom getting an evo next gen that "makes up" for not being able to use the Starmobile forms.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >denied by a phased out gimmick like Gigantamax.
      that was never a thing, pikachu, eevee and meowth all had Gmax but had evos
      now mega evos cutting off actual evos is an actual problem

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but all 3 of those are pretty special Pokemon and not just random shitmons so for all we know they were just making special exceptions for them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want that shitmons formerly carried by their megas to finally get true evos.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricking Toiletdon of all things got an evo
    On the bright side, at least it looks like a toliet now

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people upset they can't do 9/11 jokes anymore? Too bad london bridge never got destroyed.... yet. And not counting the original that's currently in havasu of course.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone suddenly loves DURALUDON

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always loved him, but never posted about him here cause...well why the frick would I do that to myself?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >well why the frick would I do that to myself?

        Fair point anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak shilled the frick out of it last gen, it's hardly a surprise that it worked on some people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always liked it

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's Raihan's excuse for not knowing that his Ace can evolve? Also, does Archaludon have a Gigantamax form?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So what's Raihan's excuse for not knowing that his Ace can evolve?

      NFEs with the Gigantamax Factor are unable to evolve.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn, Centiscorch is next

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so, he looks really incomplete with no giga form

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE DJ

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what ridiculous obscure evolution do we think it'll have this time?
    level up while on a bridge in the rain with an electric move or some shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evolves through __love__

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      evolution method*

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all Gen 8 Pokemon, Game Freak had to shill the fricking toilet dragon?

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to trying out eviolite duraludon in VGC, might be able to tank and OHKO the flutter mane menace.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait till everyone in this thread is on their kneels slurping Duraludon nuts when they discover how good it is and claim they were always fans. It's eiscue all over again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody likes eiscue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen random nips draw Eiscue to this day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally loved it day 1 due to it being yet another attempt at a MechaGodzilla-mon. I wish they took it a little further in that direction with Archaludon but I do like what we got.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mechagodzilla
        It's MOGUERA

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mogeura is a jobber. Besides, Duraloduon's smoothness reminds me of Heisei MechaG.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ei-who?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eiscue is massive shit in battle but it still made Galar's Top 30, sold (and still sells merch), and is generally liked among the public

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this lil feller like ya wouldn’t believe, since day 0.

      https://arch.b4k.co/vp/search/text/%22I%20love%20this%20lil%20feller%20like%20ya%20wouldn%E2%80%99t%20believe%22/image/BgCGHbExIsh6U5hMW6kbrw%3D%3D/page/2/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you stop after August 2019?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're really not wrong
      even a shitty design can get a boost just by being strong in battle

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People keep claiming its a reference to 25 de abril bridge but I don't see the resemblance at all? Its just a generic modern bridge.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering it's a gen 8 mon I assumed it was mostly based on the tower bridge but with enough changes to not literally be the tower bridge.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a bridge now, but not just that no...its also...a staple remover!

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LET'S HAPHAZARDLY SLAP MORE UGLY SHAPES ON DURALUDON AND CALL IT A NEW POKEMON!
    cross gen evos after gen 4 were a mistake

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoa

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This pokemon gives off idle Poliwhirl vibes

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he's a transformer now?

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