the Elden Lord has no real power, he simply is Queen Marika's consort, the Tarnished doesn't even get that since she's a statue
Myazaki is a hack
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the Elden Lord has no real power, he simply is Queen Marika's consort, the Tarnished doesn't even get that since she's a statue
how many men again?
I don't know but I gladly volunteer as tribute if it means she destroys my dick next.
PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
PLAP PLAP PLAP
Why does she have the Frenzied Flame eyes?
that's not frenzied flame, tardo
it's just grace of gold
>falling for obvious bait
Fricking fricktard
Just pretending again?
>the Elden Lord has no real power, he simply is Queen Marika's consort
Consdering ou kill EVERY OTHER lord and contestor in the land, you become the sole ruler, moron.
Shame you cant kill Ranni.
As Elden Lord he can probably just bring her back to life. Or at least that's my headcanon.
>attempt to attack Ranni
>she just insta-kills you
If Ranni is so powerful why didn't she just kill Radahn?
ruler of a shit ruined kingdom
Marika has the power of a god, she could rebuild stuff, you can't
i'm her consort
that's a guy anon
why did she do it?
fricking prostitute
Cursed womb. Imagine giving birth exclusively to cripples and morons.
Just like your mom
Synth's mom was looking like Marika in his yearly teen.
His mom looks like shes a normal height so why does he look so short ?
Godwyn was cool until he got knifed
he fricked dragons
Firekeeper is the best girl, her tender voice and calm attitude make her perfect mommy
bear seek seek lest is better
souls newbie's favorite girl
er newbie please, we played ds3 before you entered middle school
no true souls fan picks DaS3 Firekeeper as their favorite, this is a fact, she's just a cheap copy of Maiden in Black.
nice job outing yourself though, bandwagoner
Firekeeper is probably the only one who actually goes against her intended purpose just to support your character. If anything, she's an improved maiden in black.
this, we're SPECIAL to her, imagine being special for a girl.
To be fair, the ones that came before her weren't really that great to begin with
Plain doll is better.
frick off, fire-keeper is the only level up girl who is actually develop romantic relationship with MC beside's ranni's marriage ( she doesn't love you she is a lesbian doll) and marriage with ahri ( she is too dead to love mc).
SHE IS REAL
>fire-keeper is the only level up girl who is actually develop romantic relationship with MC
that never happened, you're too blinded by waifuhomosexualry, you dumbass ESL
>girls telling you that will stay with you not as a keeper since she duty is over
>two in darkness holding each other hands and hugs
>ahhh ashen-one do thou feel my warmth
looks similar to Friezied lord and Nuclear Melina situation but actual love. They Adam and Eve of the dark age. A lot of sex going to happen
From had plans to make Priscilla your maiden in DS1 at one point, but scrapped the idea.
Just imagine what could have been.
fluffy wife
Correct which is why the sensible solution is to burn all of that nonsense away through the Frenzied Flame and arise as Lord of Chaos
>companion
God i hate this b***h. this reminded me some post about woman refuses to be man's wife only a partner after their marriage.
Dumb b***h, i'm your boyfriend not companion.
Do you happen to have it saved anon?
Why do zoomers talk at non-existing people?
Have you guys read the official parody manga? Is it any funny? I remember reading some pages and the tarnished was a total moron and Godrick was very vain about his appearance
Don't care as long as I got to frick her on the daily
>garbage ooc body
>face looks like Mercy/2B
KEK, do coomers fall for this?
modern gaymers hate DS and love ER