The Emperor is all the great men of the past

Isn't He?
Deiwos, Hyperion, Jupiter, Vishnu, Perun, Odin, Lord Indra, Lord Buddha, Mithras, Sol Invictus, Tengri, Jesus Christ, Apollonius...

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic fanfiction and extremely cringe at that. Please never share it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will share it again for the Glory of Chaos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amomus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are not called momus in Latin America, they're just called memes but spoken with a different sound to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        completely false but
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Momo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the input kind redditor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound miserable and pathetic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not as miserable and pathethic as OP. It's like 75% of the most cringe-inducing autsim of the fanbase concentrated in one post.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, ask /hhg/

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was Judas Iscariot at the time of Jesus' crucifixion.
    Confirmed worst person in history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I read it somewhere, I just can't remember where, and it lodged itself in my brain like mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's in a TTS episode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >TTS
            Please don't let this be true. I don't want to know I fell for a meme.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You failed in the meme, supposedly he was Jesus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >supposedly he was Jesus.
                guess who else fell for a meme

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Bible does predict false christs who speak of another, false gospel, such as that gay consciousness meme.

                Let any angel from heaven or prophet who speaks other than the Good News of the Son of God be accursed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He explicitly was not Jesus, but more likely John the Baptist. He was however there at the crucifixion and seeing it was one of the things that started to turn him off organised religion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You failed in the meme, supposedly he was Jesus.

      >supposedly he was Jesus.
      guess who else fell for a meme

      You're all wrong.

      He was Mary Magdalene

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor is a WOMAN and I'm tired of pretending she's not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Emperor is a pickle, anon.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE is definitely this one guy who had no similarities to him physically and who is most famous for throwing tantrums before dying badly
    Kind of an insult.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is all of the great gays of the past.
    >Julius Ceaser
    >Alexander the great
    >Leonardo da vinci
    >Isaac Neuton
    >Chevalier d'Eon
    >Walt Whitman
    >Oscar Wilde
    >Emily DIckonson.

    He has sucked so much willy that he can know everything about a man just from a taste of his semen. His threads go back to the prehistoric age of him wasting the mud to make timewasting images on the walls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man so great he was Hannibal and Scipio at the same time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neuton
      you meant Jimmy Neutron my friend
      (don't worry I mix them up all the time)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Emperor was all of history's greatest fictional characters:
        Helen of Troy
        Oedipus
        Leonidas
        Caligula's horse
        King Arthur
        Bugs Bunny
        Sheen
        Raven (TTG)
        Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way
        Plankton

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally irrefutable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isaac Newton was not the gay. He was just really focused on coins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Turing?
      Freddie Mercury?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of those were not gay.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there historical records of this 15 foot tall man going around for millenia?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the 15 feet tall golden man is him projecting an image into your mind. In reality he is 5'9" king of manlets.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Maitreya is the Antichrist.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    supposedly yes, but that doesn't paint him in a good light if you think about it rationally.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Religitards trying to hammer their religion to fit fiction are morons, the creators of 40k rightfully made him atheist as that is the least moronic position

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Emperor is an Antichrist figure.

      His ideals - his person - the Emperor save the human empire, is their slogan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rather than the Anti-Christ, I think the Emperor is more like a human rendition of Lucifer in the vein of Paradise Lost; someone who was once one of Jesus's most trusted associates who eventually turned on his teachings out of the assumption he could rule better than He. The Emperor's downfall comes from him falling short of the Messiah he spurned in leading his flock, and for his hubris he has been effectively turned into a daemon alongside his function to act as a beacon for the Astronomican.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paradise Lost is fiction, but you have a point, which is why we expect the Lucifer to possess the human Antichrist and turn him into an ubermensch. The Devil has always wanted to be "like the Most High", so he must make humanity worship him, even if it's a physical human body. This explains how he'll be thrown into the Lake of Fire.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean in the sense GW based Emp's arc on Paradise Lost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and much as atheists rip apart their own infant children in the womb with pliers, and then die out to be replaced by the religious who do not, everyone who bought the Emperor's cuck nonsense died, and now he is the object of a religion.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Emperor is EVERY important figure in human history
    homosexual take, great way to reduce human agency to nothing more than fluffers for the Emperor.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor is a corpse. Who or what he was in the past doesn't change him being a pile of bones now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who or what he was in the past doesn't change him being the Anathema the gods fear
      Ftfy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just as soon as he gets off the Throne, sure

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The emperors most human trait is thinking his way is the best to solve everything and proceeding to frick everything over when in power.

    "A desire to save the world is almost always a desire to rule it" anyone?

    The diasporex deserved better.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact he was also hitler.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie clearly establishes that the Emperor was trapped in an ice cave from 1812 - 1968

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my theory is hes not.
    Hes actually a "plane walker" hes a survivor from another universe like the WFB one that has a vendetta against chaos

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's more fitting if Emps wasn't Jesus Himself, but one of His disciples.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, explicitly not. The Emperor was many things but he was not a man of any actual spiritual virtue.
    But then, some of those characters would fit him. Jupiter is just a rapist, and Odin is just a pirate, so yes he probably was. But Christ and the Buddha both taught the rejection of the material world and the reaching for something higher, and purer. This is not something the Emperor ever did, and is in fact the explicit opposite of what the Emperor did, which was to reject the transcendant entirely despite having categorical evidence of its existence, and insisting on a purely materialistic empire.

    The real irony of 40k as a setting, and the reason why The Last Church is such a brilliant work even though the writer himself is a homosexual moron, is that the Emperor's story is literally that of a prideful fool who forgot that his soul may be required of him at any time, and so lived sinfully and for himself and his materialistic ambitions. And in the end, all of it came crashing down and he was trapped in a hellish prison of his own design with NOBODY to blame except either he himself, or the sons that he raised poorly and abused until they betrayed him.

    I.E. the Emperor is a biblical stock character. The sole importance of his entire journey was just verifying that yes, in fact, the priest was right, and moreover, the Chaos Traitors were absolutely right. The Emperor lied to them. He was a liar, and a monster, and whatever he said, every single thing he did was in service to his own vainglory. The Emperor's entombment was not a blow to the Imperium, it was justice, he is a better leader now that he is a silent god than he ever was in life.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't work, he's known for going around and slaughtering anyone who believed in Religion. Unless you think the mental image of
    >Jesus Christ burning down a church in front of a grandma who's crying out to Jesus but then he chops her head off and shouts "THERE IS NO GOD!"
    makes sense as something Jesus would do

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