The evil wizard has set up his wizard tower on the Moon. What methods do the heroes use to reach it?
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The evil wizard has set up his wizard tower on the Moon. What methods do the heroes use to reach it?
big catapult
Reverse gravity spell
Easy
TPBP
A moon beam bridge to ride our way to the moon. We may have to make some deal with some moon rabbits or the wild hunt to get to said moon beams. But that is an adventure in and of its self. After all evil moon wizards make for bad neighbors at the best of times. So any peoples who live on the moon normally will help us to get rid of him. After that we will have cool new friends on the moon to hang out with.
Obviously using the great tower of the ancients that creates a gate to the moon. But which can only be fueled by one of the incredibly rare godstones. So the heroes have to find the godstone, scale the great tower and defeat the ancient protections set in place. and finally reach the portal that opens a gate to the moon. However this was the plan of the evil wizard all along, because he wasn't on the moon in the first place, and the only way was through this ancient tower. So he needed the heroes to open the path so that he can harness the power of the moon and destroy the land.
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Why not just blow up the moon?
An elevator
A Griffin obviously.
I mean some kind of rocket propelled ship would be fun, but very unrealistic. I guess it is fantasy but I think my players would have a hard time believing a rocket ship could make it to the moon
We obviously would beforehand inform ourself (if possible) about shit like oxygen, temperature, protective wards and scry for a save point to appear
>save point
Go back to Ganker homosexual
A chambre is made, inside of whych trappede a demon. Through such chambre pypes of steele runneth, and aether runneth in the pypes. The fyre of the demon heateth the aether, and flamme of grete potency is created in such mannere. That flamme is let out of the pypes, and the whole mechanisme is thus propellede upwards. Thus a vessel is built that can reach yonder Moone.
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Sail to the moon's reflection on the ocean and let it drag you up along with the tide. Risky since salt water-s fundamentally malevolent (so's the moon half the time, hence their arrangement). Pools of quicksilver laced with silver, lead and tin can work too.
Fie on't. This fool would have thee deny Aether's very soul. Liberation! Purest Air, distill-ed unto deadening will suffice. To meddling the the upper humours is to court raw Phlogiston.
Realizing that there is no need to be upset.
Ship, we will just travel to other side of the world, since its where moon is during days
Build a rocket and cast spells of ever-fullness on the propellant tanks.
Keep rolling to jump to it until you get a nat 20 and automatically succeed.
Greater Teleport would work for this but would suggest consulting a sage first in order to establish the conditions of the moon, whether there is a breathable atmosphere.
I think as a DM I'd be forced to ask why your character would even doubt that the moon would have a breathable atmosphere, or indeed have an environment much different from the world's own.
Actually given OP establishing from the start that there's at least one guy with his tower up there already, I'd seriously doubt that a typical PC in a D&D world would even begin to doubt that the Moon would have breathable air. It's not impossible - air gets thinner as you climb higher up mountains, after all - but if your PC doesn't have much experience at high altitudes then it's quite likely that they might not know that, or even if they do, they might not make the connection in their mind.
>I think as a DM I'd be forced to ask why your character would even doubt that the moon would have a breathable atmosphere, or indeed have an environment much different from the world's own.
And that's fair enough and I get your point. However my character can see the moon (apparently) with the naked eye. I would expect to see greenery and terrain on it similar to that world that I inhabit, if that is not the case then it behooves me to find out as much as I can about the moon before preparing a trip there.
We track down the spell that the GM homebrewed that makes black holes, and my Graviturgists consumes the moon in a singularity before hte Wizard even knows what's happening.
Even if he survives, he needs to abandon his tower and loses everything in it which means that he has to come fight us and he WILL lose.
So you, uh...you just skip straight to destroying the moon?
Yes, because my character is a psychopath and also is all about showing off. If they could destroy the moon just to frick over a wizard they would.
Genderless characters aren't invited.
Mechanically my character is a changeling. Until they can get their true form back their body is a flesh prison and what they call themselves is irrelevant. Technically a he, but currently disguised as a woman at the moment to avoid the cops.
Also the setting has two moons and I know from a previous game (and my character would also likely know in character due to his age and origins) that the second moon is artificial and literally capable of warping the weather. Odds are he's on the fake one.
An enchanted telescope made of rare/unique enchanted crystals that teleports heroes to the Moon. Recall crystals and spell to get back from the moon. Enchanted clothing and whatnots to help survive on the Moon should protective bubble spells fail.
do you like bananas?
easy, we wait for it to get caught up in the branches of the tree outside the princess's window. From there it's a short climb
Stargate
I'm guessing the Red Emperor has some way of traveling to the Moon since he is her son. Shit, I guess we break into his palace and look for a portal or gateway. I really hope he doesn't just fly there on the Crimson Bat because we sure wouldn't survive an attempt at piloting/riding/approaching that thing.
Alternatively, we're all loyal worshipers of Orlanth, the god of the wind and air, or affiliated cults so we may be able to track down a sufficiently learned priest who can help us enact an ritual through which Orlanth could transport us to the Moon (seeing as the Moon hangs in the air and all). Enacting a ritual would definitely be safer and easier than sneaking into the palace of the Red Emperor but Orlanth and the Moon are bitter enemies, if she notices him flying us toward her then it's probably TPK time.
Go to edge of world and jump off at the right time. Assuming that you timed it right you should land on the moon as it passes under that edge of the world.
That would mean that the evil wizard has the approval of the moon goddess. To fight him would be heresy, she would surely destroy us. All we can do is try to find out why she would side with him.
High-powered projector.
I tell Houyi that some homosexual Wizard is trying to seduce Chang'e. He'll find a way.
One of our biomechs of course
I'm trying to hit it with Eldritch Blast. Gotten to 2200' feet out of 1320000000'.
Its discouraging sometimes. Haven't even gotten a full mile. But I'm not giving up.
Just realized, I can't double up on Arcane Gate because it's a concentration spell.
I'm up to 1700' not 2200'.
Frick.
Blow up the moon
A ladder.
I've got a rough outline of the mooncannon monastery for this. Going to be fun.
I throw a rope into the air and then climb up it. Once I reach the top of the rope, I throw a second rope into the air, transfer to it, then pull the first rope up. Repeat ad nauseum until I reach the moon.
It worked for Baron Munchausen.
The answer is obvious.