>The first guardian always speaks the truth. >The second guardian always lies. >The third guardian _____?

>The first guardian always speaks the truth
>The second guardian always lies
>The third guardian _____?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaks

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is holding a ticking clock.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only speaks in interpretive dance.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killed the first guardian and pretends to be him, not being bound by any rules.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The third guardian
    Uses cold reading techniques to provide you with an answer that feels true because it suits your preconceptions, but doesn't have any meaningful truth value in and of itself. However, it isn't, strictly speaking, a lie.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    calls OP a Black person homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out the third guardian was (you) all along

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Follow Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just pay for an ad, you fricking homosexual

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't know the difference between truth and lies, but speaks anyway.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heckles the PCs to distract them because they can't remember how the riddle works and the GM has a cell phone jammer in his house

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Speaks in riddles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >speaks only in insults

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks you off

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A person who communicates bullshit is not interested in whether what they say is true or false, only in its suitability for their purpose.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spams ai images

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joins the party as a temporary ally if they didn't kill anyone in the course of solving the problem

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was deleted

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please image sauce.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think thats AI generated.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spams ai images

        This makes me sad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Witches of Midjourney

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please more of this.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just witches, or other fantasy stuff?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Witches from an 80s Henson movie or show that only existed in a different timeline.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bonus points if the movie stared Linda Hamilton.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That face looks like he gets a prostate check!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It could be worse.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm now nostalgic for a movie that doesn't exist.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me, it was the BBDDEG

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes. Aunty Gwendoleen. The reason I have a cougar fetish. Of course I didn't know it was called that back when I first saw the movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's someone for everyone.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have the catbox or prompt./model for these, OP? Look quite freaky and I'll like to make some too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                a beautiful evil 1980s actress wearing a witch hat and costume, animatronic character, fantasy movie in the style of jim henson studios, realistic skin texture, smoke, screengrab, film grain, --ar 3:2

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. Which model?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Witches of Midjourney

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I missed that it's Midjourney. It sure has improved since early this year.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now that it finally has native inpainting it's going to be improving even more rapidly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a paid service, right?

                Have a fairy-on-a-stick.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw other people post their opinions

                Yes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a shame. I wanted to try it out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                iirc you get a few free gens before they cut you off

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                UOOOOOH! T_T

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What happened to her hand!!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tim Burton's Edward Muppethands

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What happened to her hand!!

                >AI hands.jpg

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give us 80s Dark Fantasy Ladyhawke, The Dark Crystal and Flesh and Blood.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            80s Dark Fantasy version of Passolini's Decameron, Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal and Smiles of a Summer Night.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            80s Dark Fantasy of the '95 Richard III movie.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Witches with... strange birds. Thank you. Really good stuff.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you generate these pictures yourself? If yes, what are you using.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                The Witches of Midjourney

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She must be real, I love her.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just witches, or other fantasy stuff?

        Nice AI stuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP has been making these moronic threads from the same images he got from a twitter thread for a while now

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Fantasy Jared better be a huge homie with a giant dick, AI. Or a dog. They didn't train you on US data for nothing.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is dead so it's silent and what he has to say will forever remain a mystery

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kills any one who tries to kill one of the guards and then ask the survivor a question.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has a fat dick and really wants you to know about it.
    Doesn't care either way otherwise.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is currently suspended pending the outcome of sexual harassment charges.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    always questions your decision, even if you have not said it out loud.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerk offs onto your cat.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does meth and may or may not be truthful.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    makes lies into truth and truth into lies.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gives some nasty ass sloppy top.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually does his job and stabs anyone trying to go past.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologizes for the GM's use of hackneyed tropes due to a crippling lack of imagination.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The GM makes use of a fun family of logic puzzles
      > I am going to accuse him of having a crippling lack of imagination!
      Creating or implementing a knaves puzzle is itself an act of imagination. You are not imaginative. You are not creative. You are not smart. You are just another know-nothing pretender.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's neither creating it nor implementing it. He's just USING an off-the-shelf trope that has been done to death. What's more, AT BEST, he's farming out redundant red herrings to the existing, already complete puzzle by asking US for third guardian constraints, rather than doing THEIR OWN work.

        Now, if someone came up with THEIR OWN clever logic puzzle, and posted it for us to critique, THAT would be another matter entirely. But that is NOT what the OP did. He JUST posted groaner material for us to smarmily comment on; which I DID. And the fact that you can't tell that a third guardian is an arbitrary and unnecessary addition to the puzzle that provides no additional logical complexity just proves you have no comprehension of logic puzzles to begin with, and, thus, have no authority with which to judge any critique of them.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes lies and sometimes tells the truth 😀

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaks only WACKY non sequiturs!

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to come in on his day off so he could answer your stupid question. He isn't bound by any rules, but he is going to be as unhelpful as humanly possible and is immune to anything that would help you get a good answer out of him.
    Frick you.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dances provocatively in the background to make untangling their web of logic more challenging

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has scoliosis

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoots and kills anyone who asks stupid tricky questions

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kills you if you ask complicated questions

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speculates.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rapes you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's how they say "Merry Christmas" in America.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantly makes double entendres.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The third guardian tells the first two they don't need to answer your questions if they sound bullshitty enough

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always fricks

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is so sick of this trope that he just allows you to bypass the obstacle.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns everything you say into a "That's what she said!" joke.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is going to say the n word, instantly killing everyone in the room if you can't solve the riddle fast enough

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offers you oral sex to just walk away and never return

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the third guardian wants to have sex with you
    >meaning it will most likely lie to try to get in your pants

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The third guardian _____?
    farts in riddles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PFFFFTTDSFSPHHT
      An egg?
      >YOU MAY PASS

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always speaks half-truths and half-lies

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will produce a small amount of stool on command. anyways the third guy or whatever will like drool or something

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the catch that you can only ask the guardians one question, otherwise you can establish the way forward quickly by asking a question with an objective answer.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always talks shit.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will tell the truth for a hand job.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stabs you.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    communicates entirely through late 2000's internet memes

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Says a whole lot that may sound relevant at the time, but upon later reflection will be revealed to be empty sophistry, completely devoid of meaning or usefulness.

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