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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is Stormgate?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wargate 5: starscape boogaloo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some Starcraft/SC2 devs put up a new company to make a new RTS. Unfortunately they copied the shitty modern Blizzard cartoony artstyle and have zero new ideas for the game outside of let's make SC2 special edition.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modern Blizzard cartoony artstyle

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon playing two truths and a lie
        >Some Starcraft/SC2 devs put up a new company to make a new RTS
        >Unfortunately they copied the shitty modern Blizzard cartoony artstyle
        >have zero new ideas for the game outside of let's make SC2 special edition

        Can you spot which is the moronic lie?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit when did Tasteless get so fat? Is he possessed by incontrols ghost?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been fat for awhile now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't lay off the kimchi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes got a korean girlfriend who wont stop feeding him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Age catches up to us all. It'll happen to you bro.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean you can't avoid getting fat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but still, Tasteless was THE handsome nerd back in my day. Every man wanted to be him and every women wanted a piece of that giant white wiener. But look at him now, just sad. Meanwhile that muppet-looking motherfricker Artosis looks the same as ever.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is out?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Thanks, anon.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look exactly like sc2?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ex-blizz staff

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seltzer is still a snack, unf

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they forcing a new RTS with all these SC2 veterans now? How and why?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      their do-nothing jobs maintaining SC2 were about to go away, so they started a new studio to let them continue doing basically the same thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but even the production is the same. How much are they paying?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          seems to be a shoestring operation tbh

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            A shoestring operation with all the esport veteran presenters?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          seems to be a shoestring operation tbh

          also prod quality is obviously much lower, they have trouble matching SC2 (2010) fidelity with current day engines and computers

          A shoestring operation with all the esport veteran presenters?

          if stormgate doesn't catch on, what are they gonna cast? SC2 is getting very long in the tooth

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SC2 is getting very long in the tooth
            QRD?
            The last time i watched SC2 was literally 10 years ago.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              how about you run down and get a dictionary. old game is old.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              SC2 is 13 and a half years old anon
              For comparison SC1 was 9 years old when SC2 was announced and that was considered a never ever ungodly amount of time to wait

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                LoL is equally old and the biggest multiplayer game on the planet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but that's the key difference: LoL is an enormous juggernaut right now and SC2's heyday is double digit years past it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a shame blizz tried to force sc2 esports before the game was even released

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS THE EXACT SAME UNITS AS SC2 LOOOOL
    Who made this shit? Its a joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf it's still on closed beta
      i do agree it looks a lot like SC2 with some W3 stuffs

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RTS game without any charm or identity

    dead on arrival

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get so triggered by fricking morons saying this looks like warcraft 3 in the slightest, yeah the game with 200 supply cap, scout towers, no creeps, and free expansions is definitely wacraft 3. Some sc2 Black person sees a single tree and says "Wow not really a fan of wc3..."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it looks more like sc2+league and not wc3. Like they have some kind of hero units and creep camps (with buffs, no items!) but so what league has them too. And the game has that 0 turnrate crap.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >league graphics
    >stop motion animation
    >casted by uhmmm uhhhhh mouth breathers
    >4k viewers
    kek

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we see banjo and gorrilla terran back in play?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The art style is hard to read. Shadows seem overly dark while the actual unit models are softly defined and blend in with one another.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that catapult is way too OP

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS THE KEYBOARD CAM GUY THAT CRIES

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mechs vs demons huh? That's a weird faction choice. Why not use some magic based medieval humans who don't use technology, like those barbarians from Elex.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TLO
    WTF? Whose corpse are they gonna pull out next? Whitera?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its literally just the same washed up starcraft "talent"" who can't move on
      incontrol died at the right time

      , and TB casting

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    units are too small to understand whats happening at screen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RTS is DEAD!!!! When will these fricking boomers accept it!

    A king has its reign...and then he dies. Its inevitable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RTS isn't dead, it's just not getting 100 new games a year as it was at the turn of the century. It's reverted back to its natural niche state.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what on earth is going on with artosis's pant legs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre supposed to look at Seltzers legs you gayit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        aged-out used goods? i avert my gaze

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't seltzer the cocaine guy?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexy ankles

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty cool game but all the units look the same and where are the colors?
    It was hard to see who was attacking who.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its literally just the same washed up starcraft "talent"" who can't move on
    incontrol died at the right time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One last ride....

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn play sc in the same room as your bro

        >be fat
        >die
        such is life

        why didn't sc2 have iconic characters like this after the first year or so

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was his problem?
        why did he throw that hissyfit against Polt?
        ragequiting loser

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asmongoloid

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn play sc in the same room as your bro

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I've grown out of esports

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL
    >speak perfect English
    False advertisement

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already pushing the esports angle
    Shame. I fully expect it to be DOA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah im not really a fan of them pushing ESPORTS before the game even fricking is in players hands.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To their credit single player seems to be something of a priority (while in most contemporary RTS it's an afterthought if it's present at all), although I do agree the game would probably be better off - even as an e-sport - if it was designed just to be compelling and interesting to play, a state from which competition may emerge naturally.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can say it's a priority, but if they aren't willing to show any of it, it's hard to take them at their word

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat
    >die
    such is life

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    very inspired unit names

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's literally just sc2 but with less budget and a generic artstyle
    >made for le esports

    I just wanted a new comfy RTS with a nice campaign and fun multiplayer, no one even cares for this style of low investment 1v1 esports shit when there's huge big lego legends worlds/dota invitational type events, what are they even doing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >purple vs cyan
      >most units are grey without team indicators

      Just delusional boomer things.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is only somewhat interesting to follow because of Tastosis. I stopped caring about starcraft when they kicked Tastosis out of the korean tournament scene

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow, the game looks like shit
    even sc2 (2010) looks better

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mislabeled the fricking players

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tasteless having a ptsd moment when he heard that

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this shit in Early Access how fricking desperate are they to make an esport holy frick. That ship sailed years ago.
    >units can level up and get stronger
    dead on arrival lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there creeps to fight over like wc3 or is it just stupid snowballing bullshit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it seems to be more like war2/sc2 than war3

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        respawning creeps giving bonuses like resources, vision or healing. idea is to keep the players moving about the map, not just picking naval lint in the base

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they have rallypoints as part of the spectator view?

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks like dogshit it better be free and where the FRICK is third race? If it's protoss I'm going to die laughing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If it's protoss I'm going to die laughing
      It's going to be, better get that casket bro.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros i can't tell what's going on..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Scourge are losing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      zerg won

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the sweat
    h-how hard was this game?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably stage lights

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daam ruu waito piggu...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, that's racist, he's korean so it should be
        >ooo!, dama wattoh piggoh

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait is it over?

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Having tournaments before the game releases
    Didn't learn anything from the previous 5000 games that tried this huh.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, they're veterans so it's more akin to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was 3 homies doing showmatches

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same devs (to what extent idk) as SC
    >the same leagues as SC
    >same players as SC
    >same casters as SC
    >just no Blizzard

    well, i honestly wish them all the best in that case. the games looks big stinky though. since its F2P maybe i'll get a bro to try co-op with me. is that stuff any good?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WC3 on shambles

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is perfectly ok to say that it looks uninspired and like shit while also hoping for the game to be successful and the RTS scene to get revitalized.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the combat was hard to read. they need to work on that. moer contrast and saturation on the important stuff.

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