Is this shit or not? I thought about trying it since it's free, but it looked so unfathomably fricking lame and if understand the info I've been given, the entire jist is that you're playing a game in the game? Or something like that, so you're not even actually killing people even in-universe. Soulless.
>Calling someone else a moron when you can't even form a proper sentence
lol
lmao
Yeah these guys are 100% paid shills or seething devs, called it. Even coordinated responses like the fricking homosexuals they are. Hey, your game is dogshit and you should feel bad.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I wasn't even defending the game you fricking moron
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah sure, you just ad hominem a random guy because you're not invested in the game, thinly veiled bullshit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I ad hom'd him for complaining about someone using the word fun
5 months ago
Anonymous
How does he not have a point though that just saying "It's fun" doesn't say anything at all? Legit question.
5 months ago
Anonymous
What else can you say? Fun is subjective, if you play a game and you have fun it's a fun game to you. What are you expecting? A scientific breakdown of what "fun" is? He posted an image with the quote "fun says nothing about your personal experience" he's quite obviously moronic.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You can say what made it fun for you, are you trolling or are you just so naturally stupid that you cannot comprehend depth of any kind?
"I like super mario"
"Ok why"
"It's fun"
"Why is it fun?"
"I jump on da head bing bing wahoo"
There you go, he thinks it's fun because you jump on heads.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Please explain in detail why swimming is fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think swimming is fun though.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh really? Could it be that maybe fun is a subjective feeling and you can't explain to a person why something is fun to you?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I can explain why something is fun to me though because I am not a fricking moron. You can always explain a subjective opinion and why you hold it. You must legitimately be subhuman if you're seriously having troubles analyzing something you enjoy and why you enjoy it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
How do you explain how something is fun for you except by saying things like "it feels good, it makes me happy, it's satisfying, it gives me a rush" which are all just other ways of saying you find it fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you autistic? I even gave you an example before. We're obviously not asking for a breakdown of the chemical process that happens when you shoot a motherfricker in the head, but you can say "I really like the movement because they allow you to double jump" or something to that degree. If you're seriously autistic I apologize.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>"I really like the movement because they allow you to double jump
Or in other words, you find double jumping fun. WHY do you find it fun?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Unorthodox way of moving that allows for greater gameplay strategies and options.
5 months ago
Anonymous
And why do you like having greater gameplay strategies and options? Because you find that fun?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I've already explained to you though that you don't need to autistically boil it down to "X triggers oxytocin and dopamine in my brain haha" you autistic schmuck, but just saying "It's fun" without explaining what you think is fun is just saying nothing at all, that's what we're arguing. Get help you fricking blockhead.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not expecting you to break down exactly what makes something fun in scientific terms because that would be moronic. Just like getting upset with someone using the term "fun" to describe a game would be moronic.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He actually has an incredibly good and valid point though that just saying "It's fun" says fricking nothing at all. You know what WOULD be moronic? Trying to defend some mongoloid who can't even explain what he thinks is fun with the game.
if all you can say about a game is "it's fun" and you can't describe why it's fun you're either a toddler who gets amused by flashing colors or you're a shill
5 months ago
Anonymous
Explain why listening to music is fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Listening to music isn't "fun" you fricking moron. No one said "I had a lot of fun sitting in a chair with headphones on listening to a soundtrack."
Going to a concert to listen to music might be fun, because you're with a bunch of like minded people engaged in a shared social experience that includes dancing and singing along, probably with a couple drinks, which is in itself a pleasurable experience?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Listening to music isn't "fun" you fricking moron.
wow
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah anon, describe why listening to music is "fun" to you. In before you're such a simpleton you're incapable of any self-analysis whatsoever. It's okay you're to admit you're a toddler who enjoys flashing lights and could be just as easily amused by a candy wrapper as a $60 game.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah anon, describe why listening to music is "fun" to you.
No that's what I'm asking you to do, don't dodge the question
He's 100% objectively right though. Listening to music by itself is not fun, if you start to dance or something then dancing is the fun part, no one just sits at their fricking desk, smiling and laughing from music alone, unless there is obvious comedy in the song, then you can say "I found it funny when le hecking Jack "Reddit Supreme" Black said dick and balls fart sex".
>fun = funny
wow
5 months ago
Anonymous
I told you that listening to music as its own activity is not fun. I do not have fun listening to music as a sole activity. You may now counter my assertion by saying "I have fun listening to music and this is why". You can't do this because you are incapable of using language to describe the WHY of your existence. Because you're actually an npc who can't visualize an apple.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I do not have fun listening to music as a sole activity.
That's incredibly sad anon.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That's what I thought, you're an NPC incapable of self-reflection.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>He's now legitimately trying to argue that funny and fun are two words with entirely separate meaning instead of one being a form of the other.
People like you should legitimately be euthanized for the sake of the genepool.
5 months ago
Anonymous
OK what the frick is going on here am I in clown world. Are you seriously trying to say something can't be fun unless it's humorous?
That's what I thought, you're an NPC incapable of self-reflection.
Yeah I'm the NPC not the guy who can't even have fun listening to music.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You can't even say why you have fun listening to music. That makes you an NPC. All of this bluster is because you know I'm right, you're a dumb moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The whole fricking point of this argument you dumbass is that you can't explain why things are fun, so there's nothing wrong with saying that something is fun. That's why I've been asking you to explain why something is fun, because I know you can't.
5 months ago
Anonymous
More deflection, so moronic that he now wants me to prove a negative. It's simple anon, simple answer why you think it's fun. It should be easy, it's not even a trick question, you literally just have to say why it's fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you helping me make my point? You can't explain why something is fun.
If he is just sitting at home, idle in a chair and listening to music and having "fun" he's just a nutcase.
[...]
You can absolutely explain why something is fun, moron homosexual.
>You can absolutely explain why something is fun, moron homosexual.
OK then go ahead and do it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Listening to music by itself is not fun because it's boring. Even if I were to put on a relaxing soundtrack it would be more of a self-reflection / thinking exercise or for relaxation in a massage chair.
Now explain to me why music is fun. Describe why YOU think sitting in a chair listening to music is fun. Give a specific example. But don't worry, you won't.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Listening to music by itself is not fun because it's boring
OK anon that's really really sad, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. Of course I wont explain why, my entire point is that you can't explain why.
5 months ago
Anonymous
More deflection, won't back up his assertion, proceeds to do ad hominem. Anon you can go back to your toys now if you don't' want to debate like an adult. Go along and consume next product and get excited for next product, you have a vested interest in not qualifying why something is fun because that would require you to question your reality. Now go back to having fun eating paste.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're calling me an ADHD NPC lowbrow consumerist yet you can't even have fun listening to music
5 months ago
Anonymous
Wow what a surprise still can't say why it's fun
5 months ago
Anonymous
How are you so moronic how many times do I have to tell you that you can't explain why something is fun you're literally arguing for my point
5 months ago
Anonymous
Olsson I will find you and I will rip your head off, go drink your tea and stop shitting up these threads.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Actually yes you can explain why you think something is fun. Even a 5 year old can do it. You refuse to do it because you're a pussy and probably because one time you said why you thought something was fun and someone stomped your shit in because what you said wasn't objectively true. Anon, if you can't say why something is fun THERE IS NO POINT ARGUING ABOUT IT. LEAVE THE THREAD.
5 months ago
Anonymous
My guess is once upon a time he said "I think Legos are fun because you can throw them".
5 months ago
Anonymous
I have several times in this thread alone, you're just such a coping moron that you can't see that if you went up to someone IRL and tried to convince them that you can't explain why things are fun they would fricking laugh in your pathetic face. Take a step back from your monitor and look at what you're actually fricking writing.
"Why do you have fun with this game?"
"Uhh I dunno *drools*"
vs
"Why do you have fun with this game"
"The shooting is very past faced and intense"
Literally dig out your fathers pistol from this cabinet, point it at your disgusting oily temple, and pull the trigger, you absolute fricking disgrace.
5 months ago
Anonymous
This is the sad state of American education, they literally just want you to consume product and get excited to consume next product. They do not want you to ask questions. This moron is the case in point. The saddest part is he can't just run along and play with his toys in his zombie stupor, he has to defend his toys even though he can't verbalize why he feels this way.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The shooting is very past faced and intense
And that makes it fun because...
5 months ago
Anonymous
>He once again reverts back to his autistic dopamine argument
You can explain why something is fun without explicitly stating that it releases oxytocin and dopamine you fricking moron.
Holy frick you are dense as all hell.
"Why do you have fun with this game"
"The shooting is very fast paced and intense, which makes my brain release oxytocin and dopamine"
Are you happy now moron? What the frick is wrong with you? Does having to boil it down to the chemical processes somehow not qualify it as a descriptor for why you think something is fun? Being this fricking stupid should be a fricking capital offense, holy shit. You must have fricking scum coming out of your ears because there's clearly not a brain inbetween them.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You already did more legwork than him, he can't even add the basic why for why he thinks something is fun. He still just says "it's fun". Which is an objectively meaningless statement and is really a risk adverse cop out. You see, if he actually says *why* that's now an factual statement that can be debated and used for comparison against other games.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why does fast paced and intense shooting make your brain release oxytocin and dopamine?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because it's a skill based exercise that rewards dexterity that simulates mortal combat in real life?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because at some point in the human evolution my lineage gained a genetic disposition towards that sort of thing?
You can keep being a fricking butthole and trying to ask "why why why" over and over until I have to explain everything in the universe to you up to the big bang itself, it still doesn't make your argument any less moronic. It'd be like me autisticall asking you
"how can you know that the white wall over there is white"
"Because I can see it"
"How can you see that it's white"
"With my eyes"
"How can your eyes see that it's white"
That's what you fricking sound like, you're not smart, you're not coming up with any good arguments, you're just a fricking jackass moron, and I sincerely hope someone comes along and gives you a shotgun suppository, fricking inbred hick.
And why is that fun?
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're literally too moronic to argue with, please go and try to talk to anyone about this and argue the same thing you are right now, make a fricking fool out of yourself, please. And while you're at it, please have a nice day. I am begging you, do the sensible thing and remove yourself from this world, we would all be better off without you, yes even your close family, maybe they will be the best off.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He's right and you're seething.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then say why the game is fun
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you seriously can't understand the point he's making at this point there's no helping you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
"It's fun because it's fun" is not a point.
5 months ago
Anonymous
YOU CANNOT EVEN GIVE STEP ONE OF WHY YOU THINK SOMETHING IS FUN AND YOU ARE TRYING TO DO REDUCTIONISM? You do realize 1st graders are actually capable of writing an essay about why they think their toy is fun right? Why are 1st graders more capable than you? My guess is you're a coward.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>YOU CANNOT EVEN GIVE STEP ONE OF WHY YOU THINK SOMETHING IS FUN
yes because it's not possible to explain why you think something is fnu
5 months ago
Anonymous
Actually it is possible to explain why something is fun if you're capable of using language. "It's fun because it's fun" isn't an argument. If you can say one game is more fun than another game, then you are capable of describing why it's more fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because at some point in the human evolution my lineage gained a genetic disposition towards that sort of thing?
You can keep being a fricking butthole and trying to ask "why why why" over and over until I have to explain everything in the universe to you up to the big bang itself, it still doesn't make your argument any less moronic. It'd be like me autisticall asking you
"how can you know that the white wall over there is white"
"Because I can see it"
"How can you see that it's white"
"With my eyes"
"How can your eyes see that it's white"
That's what you fricking sound like, you're not smart, you're not coming up with any good arguments, you're just a fricking jackass moron, and I sincerely hope someone comes along and gives you a shotgun suppository, fricking inbred hick.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He still won't tell you why he enjoys looking at the white wall, which is the whole point.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The question was never if he enjoyed looking at the white wall you fricking moron. And your argument is still dogshit since we have explained several times why something is fun.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Are you seriously trying to say something can't be fun unless it's humorous?
No? Holy frick you're either incredibly autistic or just desperately grasping at straws.
5 months ago
Anonymous
??? Then why say fun and funny are the same thing?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't, Rajesh, go back to work at the call center, you stink of shit and curry.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You literally said you can't find a song fun to listen to unless it's humorous.
I was right you are schizophrenic
5 months ago
Anonymous
ESL moment again Dinesh. No one "literally" said that, you just made it up again, typing out more lies with your stinking shitty brown hands to cope.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Take your medication please.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You first sirs, do not redeem!
5 months ago
Anonymous
He's 100% objectively right though. Listening to music by itself is not fun, if you start to dance or something then dancing is the fun part, no one just sits at their fricking desk, smiling and laughing from music alone, unless there is obvious comedy in the song, then you can say "I found it funny when le hecking Jack "Reddit Supreme" Black said dick and balls fart sex".
5 months ago
Anonymous
tell that to my friend who is a music theory nerd and can sit at home just listening to music for 8 hours a day
5 months ago
Anonymous
If he is just sitting at home, idle in a chair and listening to music and having "fun" he's just a nutcase.
The whole fricking point of this argument you dumbass is that you can't explain why things are fun, so there's nothing wrong with saying that something is fun. That's why I've been asking you to explain why something is fun, because I know you can't.
You can absolutely explain why something is fun, moron homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
oine man's trash
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Going to a concert to listen to music might be fun, because you're with a bunch of like minded people engaged in a shared social experience that includes dancing and singing along, probably with a couple drinks
Everything is fun in multiplayer
The premise is dumb and the gameplay nothing new. It's fun for the first five minutes and then the novelty wears off, unless you never played an online shooter with destructible environments.
the context is funny because it invites comparison to radical heights, which is another game show shooter that had nothing but manufactured interest and died immediately
the gameplay is battle royale-style where you have long, drawn out gunfights breaking up longer stretches of walking around doing absolutely nothing, except there's no looting or respawn restrictions to give it any stakes so it's just fricking boring after the first time
I might be wrong since I didn't care to look it up, but from a first glance it looks like the new f2p (battleroyale?) goyslop called "The Finals". Have fun.
My PS5 runs Cyberpunk 2077 at 4k 60fps and it cost me $400. How much did your PC cost? (and don't start the cope of "oh well I only bought a new GPU recently"). The actual total cost to date. I bet it's $1000+
When you play a game on PC you can adjust the graphic settings from low to max. You can't on console, why do you think that is? Because it's locked at the max settings? No, it's locked at the lowest settings. Getting 4K 60fps doesn't mean shit all when you're playing on the lowest graphics settings with textures and models popping in and disappearing five feet in front of you.
America needs a second civil war otherwise it 20 years the kids of this generation will have entirely moved over to manga and Jap/Korean games. leave the ugly Americans to their ugly protagonists.
Our entertainment industry is fricked. Comic shops don't exist anymore. We went from over six hundred active film productions in January to a little under three hundred in September. Everything is dead. Yoy can make no money here, flee and make art in asia.
It was such a shit game. I hated it. I hope it dies on release. That goes for everything in its "genre". Playing the same stagnant game mechanics that AAA slop has been pushing for years isn't enjoyable.
The body types are obviously more related to gameplay than realism or attractiveness.
Quite literally big tank person, middle dude is healer/support, little guy is the jumpy fast moving scout.
Gameplay > graphics and this fits that 100%
if you need 10/10 frickable models for every thing in your shooter kys and stop playing games.
Playing and see big guy I know exactly what they can do and how to approach them. See a little zippy man I also know what to do.
If they all have the body of a Ken doll I won't know frick all to do.
Again
Gameplay > graphics
Gameplay > realism
Gameplay > all
You haven't even played the game but you're in a thread about the game and aggressively trying to accuse everyone who says something not negative of being a shill
What the frick are you talking about schizoid? I replied to an anime poster and said nothing about shills. Are you insane? Did you reply to the wrong person?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Alright, this shit is now pozzed. Everybody can pack up and leave.
is what you said in response to a guy not even praising the game but just not saying something negative about it. You clearly have a vested interest in convincing people not to like a game you haven't played.
5 months ago
Anonymous
How does me saying weebshits stink up threads have ANYTHING at ALL to do with the quality of the game though? Take off your tinfoil hat, you're embarassing yourself.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>this shit is now pozzed
"This" refers to the game
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, "this" refers to the thread. I should know, I wrote it. Now have a nice day you actual fricking mouthbreather, I have never laughed this hard from a single thread in my life.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh pardon me how could I ever find there to be ambiguity in the meaning of "this shit" being either the thread itself or the subject of the thread
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because immediately afterwards I directly tell people to leave the thread? Why would I say "The game is pozzed, you can leave the thread"? Are you ESL?
Viva la mehico!1!!1!!
5 months ago
Anonymous
>"The game is pozzed, you can leave the thread"?
because the thread is about the game you fricking moron
5 months ago
Anonymous
You think this thread decides the fate of the game? Nevermind you are not a wetback, you must be a hello sirs, do not redeem.
5 months ago
Anonymous
and you're schizophrenic
5 months ago
Anonymous
What an utterly nonsensical verbal potshot. Finally losing your grip, incel?
5 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but "your first language is not english" is such an incredibly verbose and insightful argument
5 months ago
Anonymous
It actually directly tackles your obvious deficiency when it comes to reading comprehension, unlike your hysterically disjointed temper tantrum.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No you're absolutely schizophrenic if you suddenly become convinced a person on an anonymous image board is indian
5 months ago
Anonymous
Your overall moronation just happens to be incredibly telling, pajeet. Seeing red yet maldboy? Or is that just the dot on your forehead?
someone's gotta keep the marketing thread bumped, don't ask why this game has no engagement on any other social media or why the vast majority of the players in the automatic MM pool are SEA monkeys
>download the finals >mouse speed normal in main menu >start the tutorial >mouse speed suddenly super slow >not even half of normal speed when sensitivity is cranked up to max in settings >uninstall
Things I like: >Best destruction since BC2 >Lots of roles to play, not everyone is just guy with gun >Plays and controls smoothly >A FPS with an actual slow TTK for once >Platforming feels good
Things I dislike: >Goofy AI driven announcer >A little too silly and bombastic at times, but not quite cringy >Still too much explosive spam like most modern FPS
I tried the game for around an hour, it felt like those chink made cash grabs that can give you a virus but without any attractive characters. Also what's the point of making those big maps if you only play on teams of 3 and have to wait half a minute to respawn.
Also: >Only 2 gamemodes, both similar shit of camping around an objective to deliver points >No customization unless you spend money I think >Only 1 weapon per loadout >Annoying ass casters talking over every thing happening in the game
The destruction and the movement feels fine but it's nothing new. The people talking about the game like it's the second coming of Christ are just shills.
american
Kek'd
american
Maybe they are actually pour onions in their water.
I don't have to know anything about this thing to know that I hate it
those hips...
Didn't this guy actually loose a bunch of weight?
the most fit zelda enjoyer
>this is whos crying because muh zelda got snubbed at the game awards
Is this shit or not? I thought about trying it since it's free, but it looked so unfathomably fricking lame and if understand the info I've been given, the entire jist is that you're playing a game in the game? Or something like that, so you're not even actually killing people even in-universe. Soulless.
it's fun
I appreciate your answer, might I bother you to elaborate further?
From someone who say it is fun? The moron is lucky enough to form that fricking sentence.
how shit the "fun is a buzzword" people are actually real?
ESL moment
Yeah these guys are 100% paid shills or seething devs, called it. Even coordinated responses like the fricking homosexuals they are. Hey, your game is dogshit and you should feel bad.
I wasn't even defending the game you fricking moron
Yeah sure, you just ad hominem a random guy because you're not invested in the game, thinly veiled bullshit.
I ad hom'd him for complaining about someone using the word fun
How does he not have a point though that just saying "It's fun" doesn't say anything at all? Legit question.
What else can you say? Fun is subjective, if you play a game and you have fun it's a fun game to you. What are you expecting? A scientific breakdown of what "fun" is? He posted an image with the quote "fun says nothing about your personal experience" he's quite obviously moronic.
You can say what made it fun for you, are you trolling or are you just so naturally stupid that you cannot comprehend depth of any kind?
"I like super mario"
"Ok why"
"It's fun"
"Why is it fun?"
"I jump on da head bing bing wahoo"
There you go, he thinks it's fun because you jump on heads.
Please explain in detail why swimming is fun.
I don't think swimming is fun though.
Oh really? Could it be that maybe fun is a subjective feeling and you can't explain to a person why something is fun to you?
I can explain why something is fun to me though because I am not a fricking moron. You can always explain a subjective opinion and why you hold it. You must legitimately be subhuman if you're seriously having troubles analyzing something you enjoy and why you enjoy it.
How do you explain how something is fun for you except by saying things like "it feels good, it makes me happy, it's satisfying, it gives me a rush" which are all just other ways of saying you find it fun.
Are you autistic? I even gave you an example before. We're obviously not asking for a breakdown of the chemical process that happens when you shoot a motherfricker in the head, but you can say "I really like the movement because they allow you to double jump" or something to that degree. If you're seriously autistic I apologize.
>"I really like the movement because they allow you to double jump
Or in other words, you find double jumping fun. WHY do you find it fun?
Unorthodox way of moving that allows for greater gameplay strategies and options.
And why do you like having greater gameplay strategies and options? Because you find that fun?
I've already explained to you though that you don't need to autistically boil it down to "X triggers oxytocin and dopamine in my brain haha" you autistic schmuck, but just saying "It's fun" without explaining what you think is fun is just saying nothing at all, that's what we're arguing. Get help you fricking blockhead.
I'm not expecting you to break down exactly what makes something fun in scientific terms because that would be moronic. Just like getting upset with someone using the term "fun" to describe a game would be moronic.
He actually has an incredibly good and valid point though that just saying "It's fun" says fricking nothing at all. You know what WOULD be moronic? Trying to defend some mongoloid who can't even explain what he thinks is fun with the game.
if all you can say about a game is "it's fun" and you can't describe why it's fun you're either a toddler who gets amused by flashing colors or you're a shill
Explain why listening to music is fun.
Listening to music isn't "fun" you fricking moron. No one said "I had a lot of fun sitting in a chair with headphones on listening to a soundtrack."
Going to a concert to listen to music might be fun, because you're with a bunch of like minded people engaged in a shared social experience that includes dancing and singing along, probably with a couple drinks, which is in itself a pleasurable experience?
>Listening to music isn't "fun" you fricking moron.
wow
Yeah anon, describe why listening to music is "fun" to you. In before you're such a simpleton you're incapable of any self-analysis whatsoever. It's okay you're to admit you're a toddler who enjoys flashing lights and could be just as easily amused by a candy wrapper as a $60 game.
>Yeah anon, describe why listening to music is "fun" to you.
No that's what I'm asking you to do, don't dodge the question
>fun = funny
wow
I told you that listening to music as its own activity is not fun. I do not have fun listening to music as a sole activity. You may now counter my assertion by saying "I have fun listening to music and this is why". You can't do this because you are incapable of using language to describe the WHY of your existence. Because you're actually an npc who can't visualize an apple.
>I do not have fun listening to music as a sole activity.
That's incredibly sad anon.
That's what I thought, you're an NPC incapable of self-reflection.
>He's now legitimately trying to argue that funny and fun are two words with entirely separate meaning instead of one being a form of the other.
People like you should legitimately be euthanized for the sake of the genepool.
OK what the frick is going on here am I in clown world. Are you seriously trying to say something can't be fun unless it's humorous?
Yeah I'm the NPC not the guy who can't even have fun listening to music.
You can't even say why you have fun listening to music. That makes you an NPC. All of this bluster is because you know I'm right, you're a dumb moron.
The whole fricking point of this argument you dumbass is that you can't explain why things are fun, so there's nothing wrong with saying that something is fun. That's why I've been asking you to explain why something is fun, because I know you can't.
More deflection, so moronic that he now wants me to prove a negative. It's simple anon, simple answer why you think it's fun. It should be easy, it's not even a trick question, you literally just have to say why it's fun.
Why are you helping me make my point? You can't explain why something is fun.
>You can absolutely explain why something is fun, moron homosexual.
OK then go ahead and do it.
Listening to music by itself is not fun because it's boring. Even if I were to put on a relaxing soundtrack it would be more of a self-reflection / thinking exercise or for relaxation in a massage chair.
Now explain to me why music is fun. Describe why YOU think sitting in a chair listening to music is fun. Give a specific example. But don't worry, you won't.
>Listening to music by itself is not fun because it's boring
OK anon that's really really sad, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. Of course I wont explain why, my entire point is that you can't explain why.
More deflection, won't back up his assertion, proceeds to do ad hominem. Anon you can go back to your toys now if you don't' want to debate like an adult. Go along and consume next product and get excited for next product, you have a vested interest in not qualifying why something is fun because that would require you to question your reality. Now go back to having fun eating paste.
You're calling me an ADHD NPC lowbrow consumerist yet you can't even have fun listening to music
Wow what a surprise still can't say why it's fun
How are you so moronic how many times do I have to tell you that you can't explain why something is fun you're literally arguing for my point
Olsson I will find you and I will rip your head off, go drink your tea and stop shitting up these threads.
Actually yes you can explain why you think something is fun. Even a 5 year old can do it. You refuse to do it because you're a pussy and probably because one time you said why you thought something was fun and someone stomped your shit in because what you said wasn't objectively true. Anon, if you can't say why something is fun THERE IS NO POINT ARGUING ABOUT IT. LEAVE THE THREAD.
My guess is once upon a time he said "I think Legos are fun because you can throw them".
I have several times in this thread alone, you're just such a coping moron that you can't see that if you went up to someone IRL and tried to convince them that you can't explain why things are fun they would fricking laugh in your pathetic face. Take a step back from your monitor and look at what you're actually fricking writing.
"Why do you have fun with this game?"
"Uhh I dunno *drools*"
vs
"Why do you have fun with this game"
"The shooting is very past faced and intense"
Literally dig out your fathers pistol from this cabinet, point it at your disgusting oily temple, and pull the trigger, you absolute fricking disgrace.
This is the sad state of American education, they literally just want you to consume product and get excited to consume next product. They do not want you to ask questions. This moron is the case in point. The saddest part is he can't just run along and play with his toys in his zombie stupor, he has to defend his toys even though he can't verbalize why he feels this way.
>The shooting is very past faced and intense
And that makes it fun because...
>He once again reverts back to his autistic dopamine argument
You can explain why something is fun without explicitly stating that it releases oxytocin and dopamine you fricking moron.
Holy frick you are dense as all hell.
"Why do you have fun with this game"
"The shooting is very fast paced and intense, which makes my brain release oxytocin and dopamine"
Are you happy now moron? What the frick is wrong with you? Does having to boil it down to the chemical processes somehow not qualify it as a descriptor for why you think something is fun? Being this fricking stupid should be a fricking capital offense, holy shit. You must have fricking scum coming out of your ears because there's clearly not a brain inbetween them.
You already did more legwork than him, he can't even add the basic why for why he thinks something is fun. He still just says "it's fun". Which is an objectively meaningless statement and is really a risk adverse cop out. You see, if he actually says *why* that's now an factual statement that can be debated and used for comparison against other games.
Why does fast paced and intense shooting make your brain release oxytocin and dopamine?
Because it's a skill based exercise that rewards dexterity that simulates mortal combat in real life?
And why is that fun?
You're literally too moronic to argue with, please go and try to talk to anyone about this and argue the same thing you are right now, make a fricking fool out of yourself, please. And while you're at it, please have a nice day. I am begging you, do the sensible thing and remove yourself from this world, we would all be better off without you, yes even your close family, maybe they will be the best off.
He's right and you're seething.
Then say why the game is fun
If you seriously can't understand the point he's making at this point there's no helping you.
"It's fun because it's fun" is not a point.
YOU CANNOT EVEN GIVE STEP ONE OF WHY YOU THINK SOMETHING IS FUN AND YOU ARE TRYING TO DO REDUCTIONISM? You do realize 1st graders are actually capable of writing an essay about why they think their toy is fun right? Why are 1st graders more capable than you? My guess is you're a coward.
>YOU CANNOT EVEN GIVE STEP ONE OF WHY YOU THINK SOMETHING IS FUN
yes because it's not possible to explain why you think something is fnu
Actually it is possible to explain why something is fun if you're capable of using language. "It's fun because it's fun" isn't an argument. If you can say one game is more fun than another game, then you are capable of describing why it's more fun.
Because at some point in the human evolution my lineage gained a genetic disposition towards that sort of thing?
You can keep being a fricking butthole and trying to ask "why why why" over and over until I have to explain everything in the universe to you up to the big bang itself, it still doesn't make your argument any less moronic. It'd be like me autisticall asking you
"how can you know that the white wall over there is white"
"Because I can see it"
"How can you see that it's white"
"With my eyes"
"How can your eyes see that it's white"
That's what you fricking sound like, you're not smart, you're not coming up with any good arguments, you're just a fricking jackass moron, and I sincerely hope someone comes along and gives you a shotgun suppository, fricking inbred hick.
He still won't tell you why he enjoys looking at the white wall, which is the whole point.
The question was never if he enjoyed looking at the white wall you fricking moron. And your argument is still dogshit since we have explained several times why something is fun.
>Are you seriously trying to say something can't be fun unless it's humorous?
No? Holy frick you're either incredibly autistic or just desperately grasping at straws.
??? Then why say fun and funny are the same thing?
I didn't, Rajesh, go back to work at the call center, you stink of shit and curry.
You literally said you can't find a song fun to listen to unless it's humorous.
I was right you are schizophrenic
ESL moment again Dinesh. No one "literally" said that, you just made it up again, typing out more lies with your stinking shitty brown hands to cope.
Take your medication please.
You first sirs, do not redeem!
He's 100% objectively right though. Listening to music by itself is not fun, if you start to dance or something then dancing is the fun part, no one just sits at their fricking desk, smiling and laughing from music alone, unless there is obvious comedy in the song, then you can say "I found it funny when le hecking Jack "Reddit Supreme" Black said dick and balls fart sex".
tell that to my friend who is a music theory nerd and can sit at home just listening to music for 8 hours a day
If he is just sitting at home, idle in a chair and listening to music and having "fun" he's just a nutcase.
You can absolutely explain why something is fun, moron homosexual.
oine man's trash
>Going to a concert to listen to music might be fun, because you're with a bunch of like minded people engaged in a shared social experience that includes dancing and singing along, probably with a couple drinks
Everything is fun in multiplayer
>Calling someone else a moron when you can't even form a proper sentence
lol
lmao
In universe it's supposed to be some kind of VR gameshow.
You seem pretty dumb so im not gonna explain further.
You're just a lazy b***h and butthurt that I shat on your cringe game. Fight for your for 1's and 0's you dumb b***h, good goy.
Seethe
Says the goyim legitimately getting insulted because a game was being criticized. When the goy shoah happens you animals won't go to heaven.
I 100% legimitately think the devs are in this thread right now and shilling this shit. Not even kidding.
and
are either paid shills or butthurt devs doing damage control.
Ohhhhh, that's why the jogging suits, and not alternate reality clothing or crazy body suit armor
Wait, is that really a deal breaker to you, whether or not you're really killing people in the game?
The premise is dumb and the gameplay nothing new. It's fun for the first five minutes and then the novelty wears off, unless you never played an online shooter with destructible environments.
the context is funny because it invites comparison to radical heights, which is another game show shooter that had nothing but manufactured interest and died immediately
the gameplay is battle royale-style where you have long, drawn out gunfights breaking up longer stretches of walking around doing absolutely nothing, except there's no looting or respawn restrictions to give it any stakes so it's just fricking boring after the first time
How dull
>Literal AI generated slop game
What exactly did you expect lmao?
I have never seen this game in my life what is this
I might be wrong since I didn't care to look it up, but from a first glance it looks like the new f2p (battleroyale?) goyslop called "The Finals". Have fun.
Yeesh. I wish I hadn't asked.
The Finals I think. It's another gaas game I think.
>Consolegay
>Heh, I spent 5x as much money for the same equivalent hardware, I'm such a PC mustard race god
>the same equivalent hardware,
My PS5 runs Cyberpunk 2077 at 4k 60fps and it cost me $400. How much did your PC cost? (and don't start the cope of "oh well I only bought a new GPU recently"). The actual total cost to date. I bet it's $1000+
When you play a game on PC you can adjust the graphic settings from low to max. You can't on console, why do you think that is? Because it's locked at the max settings? No, it's locked at the lowest settings. Getting 4K 60fps doesn't mean shit all when you're playing on the lowest graphics settings with textures and models popping in and disappearing five feet in front of you.
me on the left
Of course it has to be a black woman
America needs a second civil war otherwise it 20 years the kids of this generation will have entirely moved over to manga and Jap/Korean games. leave the ugly Americans to their ugly protagonists.
Our entertainment industry is fricked. Comic shops don't exist anymore. We went from over six hundred active film productions in January to a little under three hundred in September. Everything is dead. Yoy can make no money here, flee and make art in asia.
It was such a shit game. I hated it. I hope it dies on release. That goes for everything in its "genre". Playing the same stagnant game mechanics that AAA slop has been pushing for years isn't enjoyable.
The body types are obviously more related to gameplay than realism or attractiveness.
Quite literally big tank person, middle dude is healer/support, little guy is the jumpy fast moving scout.
Gameplay > graphics and this fits that 100%
if you need 10/10 frickable models for every thing in your shooter kys and stop playing games.
Playing and see big guy I know exactly what they can do and how to approach them. See a little zippy man I also know what to do.
If they all have the body of a Ken doll I won't know frick all to do.
Again
Gameplay > graphics
Gameplay > realism
Gameplay > all
>moronic weeb poster joins the thread
Alright, this shit is now pozzed. Everybody can pack up and leave.
bruh you desperately want people to hate this game
The frick? I've never played it, it could be really good for all I know. What even made you say that? Lmaoing irl.
You haven't even played the game but you're in a thread about the game and aggressively trying to accuse everyone who says something not negative of being a shill
have you never been to Ganker?
What the frick are you talking about schizoid? I replied to an anime poster and said nothing about shills. Are you insane? Did you reply to the wrong person?
>Alright, this shit is now pozzed. Everybody can pack up and leave.
is what you said in response to a guy not even praising the game but just not saying something negative about it. You clearly have a vested interest in convincing people not to like a game you haven't played.
How does me saying weebshits stink up threads have ANYTHING at ALL to do with the quality of the game though? Take off your tinfoil hat, you're embarassing yourself.
>this shit is now pozzed
"This" refers to the game
No, "this" refers to the thread. I should know, I wrote it. Now have a nice day you actual fricking mouthbreather, I have never laughed this hard from a single thread in my life.
Oh pardon me how could I ever find there to be ambiguity in the meaning of "this shit" being either the thread itself or the subject of the thread
Because immediately afterwards I directly tell people to leave the thread? Why would I say "The game is pozzed, you can leave the thread"? Are you ESL?
Viva la mehico!1!!1!!
>"The game is pozzed, you can leave the thread"?
because the thread is about the game you fricking moron
You think this thread decides the fate of the game? Nevermind you are not a wetback, you must be a hello sirs, do not redeem.
and you're schizophrenic
What an utterly nonsensical verbal potshot. Finally losing your grip, incel?
yeah but "your first language is not english" is such an incredibly verbose and insightful argument
It actually directly tackles your obvious deficiency when it comes to reading comprehension, unlike your hysterically disjointed temper tantrum.
No you're absolutely schizophrenic if you suddenly become convinced a person on an anonymous image board is indian
Your overall moronation just happens to be incredibly telling, pajeet. Seeing red yet maldboy? Or is that just the dot on your forehead?
chubby e-girl thighs in my mouth
Ah, a true patrician has finally arrived.
can't find sauce
is it Mitsudomoe?
skinny fat
manlet skinny
skinny
>fat woman Jose on the left
Middle and Right are fine. I have no idea what that is on the left.
arnold's lazy son
American
Small
Normal
can you read homie? it explains right there what they are. iirc left is basically a tank that knocks down walls
The default chars suck but you can extensivley customize them
post gameplay
neet pajeet and neet mutt argue over irrelevant shit in a completely random thread pt. 695949321
someone's gotta keep the marketing thread bumped, don't ask why this game has no engagement on any other social media or why the vast majority of the players in the automatic MM pool are SEA monkeys
From left to right:
Lunchbox, noggo and boss b***h
Science bless corn syrup and canola oil
>download the finals
>mouse speed normal in main menu
>start the tutorial
>mouse speed suddenly super slow
>not even half of normal speed when sensitivity is cranked up to max in settings
>uninstall
>make a female body
>put a betamale head on it
lol
Semi decent gameplay but with absolute garbage gamemodes. I give it a few months at best unless the devs turn it around fast.
its a warning
you should stop eating onions and corn syrup before you end up looking like that
absolutely moronic game modes and objectives
everybody hated kill confirmed when call of duty invented it, why would anybody like it now?
sounds like that video game dev who ignores fun is in this thread
>hit-and-run
>Black person
What did they mean by this?
Primo, zesty, and vanilla.
Why does the dude have the body of a female but the head of a male
Did they actually frick up the movement from the beta?
Finally a FPS game where you dont die in literally a fraction of a second from every weapon in the game. I hope it takes off.
Things I like:
>Best destruction since BC2
>Lots of roles to play, not everyone is just guy with gun
>Plays and controls smoothly
>A FPS with an actual slow TTK for once
>Platforming feels good
Things I dislike:
>Goofy AI driven announcer
>A little too silly and bombastic at times, but not quite cringy
>Still too much explosive spam like most modern FPS
Thanks anon for your constructive comment
I tried the game for around an hour, it felt like those chink made cash grabs that can give you a virus but without any attractive characters. Also what's the point of making those big maps if you only play on teams of 3 and have to wait half a minute to respawn.
Also:
>Only 2 gamemodes, both similar shit of camping around an objective to deliver points
>No customization unless you spend money I think
>Only 1 weapon per loadout
>Annoying ass casters talking over every thing happening in the game
The destruction and the movement feels fine but it's nothing new. The people talking about the game like it's the second coming of Christ are just shills.