the frick was this guy's problem
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He wanted to bring back gods who were unfairly imprisoned. He was a hero, but Arc**tos ruined everything.
go back to be under rocks Kronos
t one-eyed subhuman
His problem was Kemsyt AKA world's worst employee
Kamos wasn't any better.
He had tunnel vision on getting immortality from Kronos
Cause he has one eye
He only speaks in rhymes
shitty poetry
his problem was letting you build an entire army before attacking you every chapter
>that tug of war level
how was the campaign so kino bros, little kid me was spoilt silly with a great story like that
IIRC they really did good with their research, that Poseidon was envious of his brother, and integrating well known myths and legends into the game.
microsoft at its peak SOVL
when games were made with passion in mind, not selling as much as possible
I have a better question! What was Posseidons fricking problem?
he was salty
wanted more power so instead of just realizing he could have just drowned the other guys followers he decided to side with the guy who fricking ate him as a baby
This why Posseidons whole plan is so moronic. "Let's wake up the Titan that eat me as a baby, he'll definetly won't want to kill me after I saved him!"
Its even more moronic when you realize he could have just gone for the gate located on the island filled with his worshippers without sending them on a goose chase that could potentially expose his real plan
The best part of this is , that his sheer moronation made Arkantos into a god, who will btfo him all eternity!
every greek 'god' is a little b***h and throws a hissy fit if you even glance at them wrongly.
This.. I've recently been reading Norse myths and they purposely make ancient gods petty for a multitude of reasons. One of which is so that one could explain some phenomena like lightnings and shit. For example, the crackling embers are supposedly Loki beating his children.
To be fair, there's a LOT of reason for Loki to beat up his children.
>every greek 'god' is a little b***h and throws a hissy fit
You could have stopped here.
Hades is a total bro though, he'll even let you borrow his dog if you ask nicely
Hephaestus too. He's ugly but he married to the fricking goddess of beauty. That probably makes him nicer than the other gods.
Also it's probably because the other gods fricked with him and exiled him so he knows how it feels like.
And actually same shit for Hades, he's married to Persephone, he got it good.
Holy shit an age of mythology thread.
Guess im going to do another playthrough
ISIS, hear my plea
Ins'allah
O CANADA
>wanted to pander to chinese
>inserts chinese mythology
>didn't even consider the more well known and more suited Hindu mythology
Why the frick is Ragnarok so OP?
its essentially free myth units
Post favourite music tracks
>that string section near the early middle
prostagma
I can't decide it's all such a fantastic ost, easily one of the best ever
>tfw isis is white
better times
My favourite is the Egyptian theme. It's short and sweet. A bit odd that it's not accounted amount the OST.
[Tutorial Voiceover]
>playing as egypt....
My favorite too.
This sounds more like something from AoE2 Conquerors than AoM t b h
too based for this world
He was PROSTAGMA after VULUME and BORPHOS
That Egypt>Nords>Atlantis>Greece
When is AoM 2 coming out, bros?
hopefully never, they already showed they ain't up to snuff anymore with the dlc
Never.
this makes me sad.
But they are making AoE 4. There is a chance, bros.
Daddy issues
Man, All the little details they put into the campaign maps, especially in the expansion, were great. probably what inspired me to get into model train Dioramas later in life.
I love that the island in the second level of the Atlantean campaign had so many hidden nooks and crannys where you could find more cloud passages or extra resources. most of them totally unnecessary if you just wanted to beat the level as fast as possible.
The Egyptian chapter was probably my least favourite since over half the levels were survival or timed missions so you couldn't frick around and explore the comfy maps. Although the assault on Kemset's island fortress was still a fun highlight
God I love the credits.
quick
post your favorite myth unit
I like the colossus.
Frostgiant as a very close second