The frick was this shit?

The frick was this shit?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh shit the game was shit and we have all these assets laying around, let's reskin them and make a nonsensical DLC set in Rapture so it sells!
    They did give us a balls-emptying Elizabeth design though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >balls-emptying Elizabeth design
      She was worse than the previous design though?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're blind or gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I just don't like hags

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't like women
            >no I'm straight
            kids aren't women homosexual

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are, boy. A woman is a woman.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do a shit job making columbia feel like rapture
    >q-quick lets go back to rapture
    also a dog porn generator apparently

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do a shit job making columbia feel like rapture
      >q-quick lets go back to rapture
      >now rapture feels like columbia

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a shitty cop-out to justify shoving a new IP into a pre-established IP by having it share the same name. tl:dr Quake 2 DLC

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2K Games absolutely needed a family game for the ratings board that year, but nothing was in development. The A Team was already done with the sequel, so 2K called them up and wanted any excuse they could find to add a variety of dogs.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play main game
    >hate how it’s basically a worse new IP with the bioshock title slapped on it.
    >play the dlc anyways
    >actually like that start where things are good
    >get to the middle of the game
    >get locked into a room where a door wouldn’t open because it had an error loading and just kept spinning
    I hate how such a fantastic two games made such a shit third game and broken dlc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had this happen and i just reloaded a save from like 2 minutes prior and it worked the next time
      1 bug out of all of infinite + both dlcs isn't broken imo especially on launch and it was fixed in a patch

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did they mean by this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >throw ball at the couple
      >game stops you before you throw it
      >later on the couple gives you a randomly generated notgene tonic

      >throw ball at fink
      >game stops you before you throw it
      >later on one of fink's goons gives you a randomly generated notgene tonic

      >just don't throw the ball
      >booker throws it anyways the game stops you before you throw it
      >later on nobody shows up to give you a randomly generated notgene tonic

      I don't get it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just don't get it anon, it's all based around Constants and Variables. Really, you must have a pretty high IQ to understand Ken Levine's BioShock Infinite...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >~~*Levine*~~
          It makes sense now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the worst part for me was
        >Everyone just standing there in the crowd not doing anything other than that girl with basket of baseballs
        >”AYE MISTA! GET YOURSELF A BALL!”
        >no option to say no
        >everyone just freezes until you interact with it
        >can’t wait it out
        I get it messes with the game progression but Jesus Christ at least give me an option to avoid the conflict

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is the worst thing that can happen to you for being with a black girl in the 1900's then its not so bad living in a flying city compared to the actual US where youd be probably lynched not just made fun of.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly if Columbians really hated nogs, then they would have just given them parachutes and told them to frick off.
        I mean they have robots, portals, and all sorts of crazy shit, I don't see any reason to own slaves outside of arrogance or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not just having human zoos like the actually did in the past

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have an underground battle pit to send his shittiest slaves to fight to death in
        NGMI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe when I was a teenager I actually thought this was one of the worst things they could have done to an interracial couple

      Frick, I really was this game's target audience, wasn't I?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have to go back and kill this Comstock that was genuinely remorseful about the bad things he's done and was trying to repent... because... I JUST DO, ALRIGHT?!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rapture! Comstock does bad thing for a decent reason and Elizabeth knows it
      >Elizabeth: ok but you did bad thing tho, so you didn't change at all and must die
      >game proceeds to treat her like she was in the right for killing an unarmed man who was going through a mental breakdown

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't Booker always ultimately trying to save Elizabeth, anyway?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, pretty shit that in infinite multiverses Elizabeth never tries to forgive Booker to prevent him from ultimately becoming Comstock

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elizabeth can't stop malding over Comstock so she spends her time as a multiverse god tormenting every version of him she can find.
        They should've gone with a plot about her powers driving her completely insane and made her the villain, she basically fricked everyone over anyways.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You wanted to see a first person lobotomy, right? No refunds!"
    >"Also, everything is more predetermined, Jack succeded only because strong lady from Columbia allowed it."

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than the main game, lore rape aside

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb cash-grab

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a theory Bioshock Infinite + Burial at Seas was designed to be mediocre to avoid it becoming milked completely

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