What does that even mean? If the guardian refuses to clarify or something I guess I'd start trying to make party members walk past him until some people were able to, and start narrowing it down from there.
In response, after the spell resolves, the guardian uses his prepared action to flip the switch next to him and put the barrier back up. As a free action, he flips you the bird.
>You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! >So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
>My character is slightly and momentarily inconvenienced by a challenge that isn’t intended to be overcome with brute force >Therefore I will now quit the game.
At that point, having a mouthpiece for whatever daddy DM is running the show is a clear indication that a non-game is happening, so I'd rather just play a game.
Good riddance to the nogames who just want to put on voices and tell "THEIR story".
I'm a mathematical platonist, and this thread isn't about traditional games. >I used the word dungeo-ACK!
I'm tossing you and your guardian into the oubliettes, this is now a thread about eurogames.
Recommend me a new game. Painted wooden pieces mandatory, I am sick of this cheap MDF and plastic shit.
Why does a dungeon have a guardian? Why does he want me to do his homework?
>be GM
>also be student with homework pending
Mmmmmm
What does that even mean? If the guardian refuses to clarify or something I guess I'd start trying to make party members walk past him until some people were able to, and start narrowing it down from there.
i cast dispel magic as a level 9 spell on the barrier
In response, after the spell resolves, the guardian uses his prepared action to flip the switch next to him and put the barrier back up. As a free action, he flips you the bird.
Stone Shape on the wall right next to the barrier.
The stone turns out to only be a veneer. The dungeon's walls appear to instead be made of some kind of metal after just a couple inches.
You may make an Intelligence check to attempt to identify the metal, if you wish.
I don't enter, I style my way in.
I guess if he tries to stop me I just write 'mathematics' across my pecs and flex at him until he goes away.
>I just write 'mathematics' across my pecs
nonono. you write mathematics across their pecs. then flex at them until they go away.
I eat beans
I'll bite and do your homework.
"What branch of mathematics you limp wristed elf!?" Yells my Border-princer fence.
I go find a less autistic dungeon.
I kill him.
>You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
>So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
I was just to paint 1+1=2 on my sword and stab him. However now I am just going to say that and give him a brainbuster.
>"I haff tvelve metchsteek."
"Uh-five plus five is ten. Let me in."
I go play my own game, which has more mathematics than anyone else can handle.
>My character is slightly and momentarily inconvenienced by a challenge that isn’t intended to be overcome with brute force
>Therefore I will now quit the game.
Good riddance, I guess.
At that point, having a mouthpiece for whatever daddy DM is running the show is a clear indication that a non-game is happening, so I'd rather just play a game.
Good riddance to the nogames who just want to put on voices and tell "THEIR story".
Throw him off a cliff and perform the GURPS falling damage equation.
get ye gone
Hang on, I think I have one of those somewhere in my bag.
>Rolls up with the Wu-Tang Clan
I got the math of an elder and the skill of a welder.
Come on man, my friend left his medicine at home, I just need to pop in and give it to him real quick.
>Here, numbers
I proceed to throw beans at him.
>What now?
>Your neck ÷ my ax = let us pass or you'll see.
I'm a mathematical platonist, and this thread isn't about traditional games.
>I used the word dungeo-ACK!
I'm tossing you and your guardian into the oubliettes, this is now a thread about eurogames.
Recommend me a new game. Painted wooden pieces mandatory, I am sick of this cheap MDF and plastic shit.
I engage in some long division.
I use my Sacred Geometry feat to cast a Weird spell on the guardian with Tenebrous metamagic.
Don’t make me weaponize the math e-girl!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF NUMBERS
the gays will not be getting through. its well known that gays are bad at math
Ask for directions to a different dungeon because I am shit at math.