>The guy who's constantly talking about what a horny gay femboy he is in chat
>The guy that's constantly repeating/playing character voice lines in voice chat
>The guy that gets angry and calls you toxic whenever you taunt
>The angry twelve year old with the shouting Mexican family in the background
>The top scoring tryhard that starts votekicking low scoring people as soon as he starts losing a little bit
>The two Russians arguing with one another about some unrelated shit
>The super hilarious totally funny guy who's only goal is to get everyone to look at his hardcore furry porn sign
>The anti social virgin who doesn't use a mic and only types some sarcastic garbage in chat when spoken to
still better than uncletopia
That IS uncletopia
>just your average casual subhumans who can barely beat a 8 year old in a game
>>The guy who's constantly talking about what a horny gay femboy he is in chat
this is by far the most annoying
>"haha [player] that's gay-"
>"GAY, DID SOMEONE SAY GAY? GAY? I'M GAY! I'M SO GAY I'M SO HOMOSEXUAL I LOVE MEN BIG MEN I'M GAY I'M SO GAY GET ME BOY PREGGERS I'M SO HOMOSEXUAL BRO I'M-"
dude shut up
I randomly checked a profile on a lobby I was playing in and saw this
idk how but these people manage to be gayer than actual full blown homosexuals
big, buff, oiled up men wearing porn staches and policeman hats and leather vests bumfricking eachother in the ass is somehow 100% more straight and less disgusting than a guy who calls himself a "boykisser" and i don't know why
Not everyone does steroids you know. A lot of guys are naturally low T.
they're the best kinds of boys, don't let these nerds bring you down.
Thanks, love. I needed that.
all good! I hope someone makes you happy this Valentine's Day.
My man died last year so I doubt it.
that's unfortunate.
I hope you find someone kind to fill that void
He taught me how to love before he had to go so I'll be a good boy because of him. He would always get so upset when I was down and try to cheer me up. I guess this little skill he taught me is his way of making me smile even though he's gone.
>He taught me how to love before he had to go so I'll be a good boy because of him.
you sound like a very good boy
What's everyone favorite class? For me, it's demoman
Sure, but I fricking hate it when they make that their whole personality, being a uwu softboye who needs constant headpats and attention and love and care and they will receive it cause men will be horny for fricking everything, exacerbating this behaviour.
Unfortunately, this led to many gay men fall for me because I wanted to meet and get to know the real them, not the nudes sharing wiener sucker attention sponge softboy
There is a difference between a Homosexual and a homosexual. Like how there is a difference between a black guy and a Black person
exactly there's 0 difference i agree Black person homosexual
It's not about being gay it's about being "special"
Take it from someone whose been called "special" all my life because of autism, there is nothing special about "special"
It's the irony is they're trying to be an individual, stand out of the crowd, while at the same time they fall in line with every other "le cute random redditor gay" on the internet
What makes an individual is the acceptance of oneself and not following in the footsteps of others
awww cute!
nice descriptive scene secret homosexual
imagine not wanting some little homosexual femboy e-bf. you might be a homo, anon
this bait so rancid even your mom felt bad and closed her legs
have a nice day. You're not actually gay
dude, it couldn't be more obviously bait
just ignore him, he may not actually be a homosexual but he's 100% a homosexual for this kinda attention seeking behavior
just let him get bored and start posting about tf2
It doesn't matter how annoying an actual type of person is
The guy """ironically""" pretending to be that kinda person is way, way more annoying
look at this actual homophobe coping, you are actually scared of gay boys, what a pussy
>You're not actually gay
I feel we've come full circle here.
Imagine want to actually hear some homosexual in chat talk about being gay and trans rights 24/7 only that and any time the subject would change they try to circle back to how fricking gay they are and how much they support homosexualry.
Yeah? and I'd support him through it, and eventually make him my boywife
Those guys are more unstable than e-girls, but I guess it might be worth it since everytime one of those times of e-boys relationship ends badly they immediately 180 into being a pure /misc/ack
kek that's how frederick the great came to be.
I am the femboy bf but wish guys weren't picky about body hair, because there's no way I'm shaving anything thats visible when I swim/run/gym or whatever
I guess it really depends. For me, I think I do prefer a boy that's hairless as it emphasises the fem part.
But I could look past it if it's just light hair, and not super thick and wiry.
All boys are beautiful, just in different ways
don't you people have anywhere else to ERP?
honestly a lot of these guys aren't even homosexuals, they're just kinda... queer like that
like i've seen people like
have GFs
and sure, maybe she pegs him, but still, it feels less like they're gay and more like they're effeminate because they fetishize being weak and powerless and wanna be babied
Literally my FC discord.
>tf2 thread
>it just becomes a homosexual thread and crying about overwatch's existence since it fixes half the balance issues
>the person you were nice to and so now they don't leave you alone and dm you every day for months
THEY KEEP PLAYING SAD SONGS ON THE RADIO
Sovl. I won't have it any other way.
>The guy who starts venting his life story to the server
>The guy who just discovered Ganker and thinks saying Black person is the funniest most edgy thing in the world
>The guy who has made it his personality to use one weapon and presses his "[weapon] gaming" bind every five seconds
>"[___] gaming" in general
>the guy who keeps referencing some tf2 Youtuber memes
>[you pull an exploit] him: "DELFY? IS THAT DELFY? YOU WATCH DELFY BRO? YOU LEARN THAT FROM DELFY?
>#hashtags in username
>uses emotes like :skull:
>Tiktok censorship terms like "K!ll Y0urs3lf" or "kermit sewer-slide"
>"TF2 is a children's game!"
>Tiktok censorship terms like "K!ll Y0urs3lf" or "kermit sewer-slide"
For me it's "holyyy" because they can't say "holy shit"
>Do a funny teleporter/play a silly playstyle/say something in chat that someone finds 'toxic'
>(player) wants to kick (you)
>Reason: scamming
It's always "scamming"
"Scamming" is basically never used for it's intended purpose, it's always a shorthand for "I'm seriously butthurt"
lol
im gonna go ahead and assume the kick isn't in response to "i love bullying cute girls" but rather something he said beforehand
still, people on this game became so sensitive man
there's a reason TF2 doesn't have a "reason: toxic behavior" option like many games do, it wasn't made for that sort of audience
It was just guys talking about internet drama that was big at the time, totally unrelated. I'm not upset or anything, I thought it was hilarious
>the racist
>the racist
>the racist
>the racist
>the racist
>the racists
>the racist
I wish it was still like this
it was never like that revisionist b***h
>>the racists
One racist controls the keyboard and the other controls the mouse
>the guy eating his gulas and smacking his lips and spoon with mic turned on all during the whole thing
You know who you are, subhuman.
>The guy who logged in to a private server to “be alone” and gets mad when you join and calls the admin on you
literally what the frick, man
i mean i've seen people who wanna play together just with friends, but who the frick wants to "be alone"
if you're testing something go on a local game server
if you're just looking to be all angsty by yourself get off the PC and go get a diary idk loser
>>The top scoring tryhard that starts votekicking low scoring people as soon as he starts losing a little bit
Yep that's me. But it's for afk people (i'm not enough of a dick to kick pure new players)
Or market gerdner soldiers
or sniper sitting in spawn having 0 impact
#SaveTransFortress2
Why is TF2 filled with gay furries? It's been that way since I was 12
Being gay is a pillar of Western civilization. Just look at the ancient Greeks and how much they loved boipussy
>he fell for the 'ancient greeks were gay' meme
if they get pissy over you killing friendlies, it's 50/50 on whether them being bad is the reason, or if they're some gayola who's trying to be le funny for their youtube meme channel
either way frick em
The ancient Greeks weren't really that tolerant of homosexuality. It was illegal in different city states at different periods of ancient Greek history and was openly mocked - a lot. You should read any of Aristophanes' plays. The Celtic people were a lot more accepting of homosexuality than the Greeks were tbh
Anon, you're trying to convince a guy who is either
1. A pop-historian who just likes whatever myth fits his modernist viewpoint and doesn't actually like or care about history
Or, more likely 2. A baiting little shit
You're not gonna accomplish anything, leave it
>>The top scoring tryhard that starts votekicking low scoring people as soon as he starts losing a little bit
unironicly thats me at times.
>kill "friendly"
>he starts whining and calls me a tryhard
>tries killing me and fails (gee i wonder if him not fighting anyone has anything to do with how bad he is)
I love to burn friendlies with the flamethrower, I like to self insert as pyro
I love friendly heavies who use the holiday punch and use it to make you laugh and then taunt kill you, while insisting that they are friendly and complain when you kill them
I disguise as friendly heavies and then backstab the enemy team causing mistrust, eventually the enemy team gets sick of it so they just blast every friendly they see
You're my hero
>See friendly
>Let him be
>He kills me
Ever since that point I kill all friendlies. You fricking buttholes can't be trusted.
>Play Spy
>Disguise as Heavy on my team
>Crouch while holding melee/Sandvich out and spamming X+5
>Backstab player
>Schadenfreude
>They now keep killing our friendly Hoovy
I'll play with any of those homosexuals over a fricking friendly heavy anyday of the week.
>kick bot please
>who? are we supposed to guess?
>bot: F1 it's a bot
>bot: F2 it's me look at my class
>bot has 3 digit score
bots accusing players of being bots is some devious shit. Its somehow also enough to totally convince casual mongs
every one of them a fragment of the soul.
>be me, standing completely still to the side cause i had to move some stuff on my desk real quick
>spy runs up directly to me and butterknifes all around me, lands like 2 papercuts, eventually takes out my razorback, takes a few more pathetic cuts as he's freaking out running all around me for some reason, and then finally kills me via butterknife
>all while i'm stood perfectly still
People who go out of their way to kill people who are standing still are sad, people who manage to struggle to do that are even sadder
>Stand still on some rocks
>Watch as a sniper ignores my whole team to land 4 quickscoped bodyshots at me
>That Spy that keeps going for cornerstabs and stairstabs failing miserably every time as you just sit AFK and watch him embarrass himself
i swear every spy player's brain runs on wiring no more complex than a toaster
>see stair = MUST JUMP
>opponent jukes your jump because he's not a newborn moron
>"w-what do now?"
>spy.exe has crashed
incredible how just standing still and looking at the spy fries their brain and they just repeat what they are used to expecting that you'll for some reason just walk closer to them
it's specially funny when they are in a high place and they can't help but jump towards you, but since you are not walking towards them, they land in front of you and die instantly
and it's SPECIALLY funny on medieval because they expect people to get close even more there
WHY do Spies still try to stairstab is insane to me.
It hasn't worked on anyone, even the biggest noobs in over a decade and they still try
Because for 100 deaths, there's that one time it works and they can clip it for their epic frag video
the more i play against spies the more i'm convinced they all either have youtube channels, or just have little youtuber channels in their head where they pretend they're being watched, cause it's such an all-or-nothing class
they'll do the same thing over and over expecting a different result and never develop any skill that doesn't have a 100% kill rate, hell that's why they play spy in the first place
they rather try 100 times and succeed once with an attack that's a one-shot kill
than try 100 times and succeed 99 times with an attack that requires them to hit twice
absolutely mental class, someone oughta psychoanlyze em
It's an overused thing, but spies that always have their knife out is funny to me
Theres no reason to not always have the revolver out and switch the knife when going for a simple backstab play on a heavy medic combo
The revolver 3 shots most classes
dude, spies don't use the revolver
they can't fathom not getting easy kills, if something isn't 100% effective, it's 0% effective
why do you think they cry about the razorback? why do you think they lose their shit if your back is turned to them? why do you think they all exploit interp? why do you think their dads didn't use a condom
>Guy comes in with 'hexatronic' username and spins around as if he's a bot
>Obviously not a bot tho, can tell he's a player
>Vote kick anyway
>"NOOO I WAS JUST BEING SILLY FOR MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL GUYS I WAS TRYING TO BE LE FUNNY NOOOOO"
>Poof
Hey man, play stupid games win stupid prizes
>you main sniper and you're good enough at it to be getting consistent headshots
you might say
>so why, then, do you use the piss rifle to kill people with fully charged bodyshots?
you ask
my answer
because it makes em cry harder