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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bowser can talk
    >Mario says new lines
    >Mario can now do hold up 2 fingers.

    How many new Hotel mario poops are going to be there?
    When are we going to get the Luigi sex scene with Morshu?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can now do hold up 2 fingers.
      >Mario can now finger Peach properly
      yooo

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cdi-chads just can't stop winning

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine making a clone of a cd-i game and it still turning out soulless in comparison

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Respect where it's due. YouTube will finally get good content again

        >sentence mixing
        no need when you can now clone the voice via AI and make it say whatever without sounding off anymore

        Death

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is really cool. I hope someone starts sentence mixing Bowser sooner rather than later, you can get a lot from those few sentences.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sentence mixing
      no need when you can now clone the voice via AI and make it say whatever without sounding off anymore

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that takes no skill and isn't as funny.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        As always, AI pajeet just doesn't get it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SAAAR NO NEED SAAR PLEASE USE AI SAAAAR IT SOUND SO GOOD FOR YOU JUST FOR YOU MY FRIEND
        Crawl back to India, you fricking roach.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but can you make it sound off on purpose?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not 1/10 as funny as HOAH SHIP

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The the death of sentence mixing is the real travesty that ai brings. Maybe even YTPs as a whole.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nickelodeon's social media team have been making official sentence mixed promotional material. Instead of getting Roger Bumpass to redub the scene from Band Geeks, they just sentence mixed him to say "SUPER-bowl FIFTY-Eight" for a promo for the Nickelodeon simulcast of the game this year.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sentence mixing is a cornerstone of ytp and apart of what makes it funny. No using ai to make them say the same tired old you will never be a woman copypasta is cringe and aids

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >without sounding off

        Nah it sounds scratchy and terrible. There just isnt' enough training data available to get a good result.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's impressions.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you can't make an AI do this:

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can, someone did exactly that with Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what model?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might watch later, happy to hear the news

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We will hit a new era of YTP(MV) enlightenment. Thank the Lord!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cdi bowser voice
    definitely sounds phoned in compared to the others but still neat, probably why they changed it to mario reading it later.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bowser finally speaks in Hotel Mario
    >Jimmy Davis Retires soon after
    was OUR KING the tipping point for him, Gankerros?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it means you need to the mantle and your own YTP's

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jimmy Davis
      >the king
      I appreciate what he does for the community but his poops aren't funny

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was referring to bowser as the king, you fricking idiot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      henlo ralsee

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh Boi New YouTube Poop!11!!!! : DDD

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally, completely clean intro audio

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new ytp content
    >neo Ganker doesn't care

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      YTPs haven't been funny since 2009

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *thing* hasn't been good since *my formative years*
        get over yourself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just found my old youtube account made in 2006, found the favorited playlist and you are wrong

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          share the playlist

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk I think this is pretty funny and it's 8 hours old

        though there is a lot of unfunny stuff out there

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bowser never spoke in the original
    i'm getting madela'd

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no he just laughed, that's why was irrelevant in classic poops while Ganon got to show up a bunch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOUR FACE
        (My face)
        IS DIE

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aha, here's the problem: too many toasters!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll forever associate this quote with an El Chavo poop where they make fun of a fat kid owning lots of toasters.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I download it anywhere or is this exclusive to some Youtuber hoarding it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latter

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Figures.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably gonna hoard it until it rots while he jerk offs to anime all day.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I download it anywhere or is this exclusive to some Youtuber hoarding it?

        guy says he's going to release it, and the video's only been up for a few hours

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Help audio is unused but in the final game files according to TRCF
    I thought I'd heard that somewhere before

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Click video
    First thing I see is a IRLJak
    Frick off just show me the gameplay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here the beta video only
      https://x.com/SuperMarioOOC85/status/1759643184672411856

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Bowser just Goronu

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new CD-i content
    time to unretire and launch Sony Vegas again, Walrusguy

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay Luigi

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peace Ganker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Says he found it in a local thrift store
    No he fricking didn't.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's in this thread
        hi

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          People do really find weird stuff at Goodwill. Even evidence tapes from FBI cases have ended up there.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >evidence tapes from FBI cases have ended up there
            how the frick

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              people will pawn off anything for money

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pawn
                >goodwill

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

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  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond the novelty, do you think Bowser is going to start seeing much use in YTPs? He still has barely anything in terms of animation.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a couple, the extra Link VA lines we got when that pyramid puzzle game cutscene got leaked didn't get much use.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The WHAT

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can say that again

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              IT'S SUS
              IT'S SUS
              IT'S SUS

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            makes sense this didn't get used much, it's boring as frick

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can say THAT again, aunt anonymous

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the extra Link VA lines we got
        when did this happen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      could be more of him in the other cutscenes, the rest probably also have differences

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I'm hoping for. It would be a damn shame if Bowser finally having actual voice lines went to waste because there's no good place to use them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if he did have actual voice lines. I think the note and the help desk are placeholder lines, just there to give the real actors, if and when they show up, an idea of the pacing of the script.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            or the reverse, to give the animators an idea of the pacing. i don't know how this shit works i'm just spitballing.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            or the reverse, to give the animators an idea of the pacing. i don't know how this shit works i'm just spitballing.

            The incredibly monotone help lines are absolutely placeholders, but the lines for the note sound far too much like someone putting on a Bowser voice for me to believe it's anything but.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              not that it means much of anything, but im personally also quite certain whoever is voicing bowser is the same guy as the guy voicing mario

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the smoking gun that indicates it was gonna be a bowser voice is the laugh at the end, pretty obvious mario wouldn't read the laugh if it was always meant to be mario reading it aloud.
              considering even if small there are some unused animations, maybe it's possible bowser had a slightly bigger role in the cutscenes where he had lines and more animation for him?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bowser actually talks
    oah ship

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    good fricking lord look at all that plastic behind him proudly stacked in shelves

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the mixed-up teen.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a RAID setup is superior to both

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CD-i emulators still can't play anything that requires the video cartridge
    It hurts. I just want to play Thunder in Paradise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always wondered if the CDi had any actually GOOD games on it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hotel mario is legit good, ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sort of does, but anything good managed to make it onto other things, like Zombie Dinos from Planet Zeltoid. Everything else on it is shovelware that's fun to explore.
        It's actually crazy the shit that was on CD-i. There's a Kawasaki catalog for it that was actually sold. Not a game, but an interactive catalog where you look at bikes and accessories where you're given a phone number or address and instructions on how to order helmets and jackets. I could only imagine the child that this was purchased for, popping it in and realizing it's just fricking pictures and videos.
        Image is from a game for girls where you learn makeup tips and play really low quality choose your own adventure stories. It plays on emulators if you're interested in something funny and weird.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, there's already a short YTP up.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the best Tetris is on CD-i

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that feel when I'll never be able to play it because I can't into CD-i

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks and sounds GREAT but the actual player is unwatchable

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This Tetris FRICKS

        It's an objectively poor version of Tetris from a mechanical point of view, the UI is poorly organized, there's no hold function, you only get to see one piece ahead, the pieces are selected totally randomly and pieces lock into place as soon as they touch the floor so there's no sliding or T-spins. All it has going for it are the extremely cool visuals and the absolutely unmatched soundtrack.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's an objectively poor version of Tetris from a mechanical point of view
          Yeah if you're a fricking NERD

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's deserving of the amount of praise it's getting but I want to point out that there's an L-slide in the longplay posted above at around 2:55. I'm not sure about the randomiser but the hold mechanic wasn't introduced until well after the CDi game came out, so at the very least it wasn't a step back at the time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Tetris FRICKS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tetrisman and the weather channel present:

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont act like carl talking about midna isnt great. as always, its what you do with it.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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