The ideal male goblin

How do you like your goblins in fantasy?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    covered in cum like those anime figure videos on /gif/, but the Tolkein ones are good too.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow of the Demon Lord roll tables.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As kill-fodder enemies or non-existent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goblins have been player character option as of -89, stop pretending to be an edgy contrarian.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post a source then.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orcs of Thar. And it's funny when edgy millennials and zoomers screech about 'humanizing monsters' ot whatever when it had been done before they learned to read or were even born.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realize OP was asking for the popular answer. Looked to me like he was asking individuals how they like their goblins.
        >screencap
        Ah, yes, I wasn't mistaken; "how do you like YOUR goblins in fantasy", right there in plain text.
        You may need to get your eyes checked, buddy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >screencap

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the goblins from wow and those from harry potter

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't. there are way too many evil demihumans in d&d and goblins are the most boring of all. i'll use the statblock sometimes but i reflavor it and do everything possible to conceal from the players that it's the goblin statblock and if they figure it out i get mad and pout and the session is ruined

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard about Incase?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mm yes hehehehehehe oooooooh

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frickers who eat my silver and copper ore and shit out useless cobalt. dickbags.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nasty little critters, intelligent in the basest sense of the word only. Possessing the attention span of a boiled potato, the planning skills of a rodent, and the temperament of a baboon, they are nothing but a menace. Mostly to each other, as any attempt of building any sort of social cohesion ends with bloody infighting. Occasionally, a goblin bigger and tougher than rest manages to intimidate and coerce enough of them into harassing the outside world.
      Goblins are the most clear example of the old saying that it's easy to kill a lot of something, but it's really hard to kill all of them.

      that's kobolds though, isn't it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that's kobolds though, isn't it.
        same difference.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no a kobold is a mining spirit and a goblin is a tiny cup you don't understand

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as monsters
    Fricked up little gremlins, always acceptable to kill

    >as party members
    Wacky little sidekick guy

    >if I'm playing one
    Pic related

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOBBOS

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead. A Goblin only has one purpose and that is to die.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but that's e-edgy, you c-contrarian.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Technologically savvy, smart, stupid, loving mayhem, not liking structure outside of gangs, crazy, cowardly, cruel, sneaky

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