>the incessant harassment from companions asking to frick you
bros... is this how women feels irl? holy frick that's annoying, dudebros we can't be that bad right
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>the incessant harassment from companions asking to frick you
Do you wanna frick tho?
they offer when you first recruit them then they don't bring it up anymore
I want to kiss a woman on the lips
i want to kiss you on the lips
I just want to put my dick inside an elf (pure blooded) and watch as she laughs at my inferior human sex attempt. Then she wakes up from her trance hours before I can get my sleep and hugs me for 4 hours straight until I wake up.
Then you should probably do something more productive than posting on Ganker
>Sorry, anon, you can't find love unless you go out and make a name for yourself! Obviously, you gotta' get some money and achievements under your belt first.
>What was that? "Did all the men she sleep with in school have money and fame?"
>S-see, th-this is why you're g-going to die a virgin, butthole!
wot
Why productive things did the popular boys in school do to get girls to kiss them? All they did was smoke weed, skateboard and put dog shit on people's porches.
he's talking about meeting girls
So he should pretend to be interested in things to get laid.
I know for a fact you didn't just "just have confidence, bro" me. I had confidence in high school, no one gave a frick. Women do like buttholes. It's not what incels think, it's what the data says.
>I had confidence in high school
no you didn't
they had confidence
that's the kicker. incels think women like buttholes and hate kind men. buttholes just tend to exude confidence while nice guys tend to not.
Huh?
Are you okay?
Why am I not incessantly harassed though?
>is this how women feels irl?
Are you implying women are constantly getting hitted on by other women?
Heh, that would be interesting.
Good morning, sir!
>I am a progressive and a woman respectar. You will never find me incurring in a bigoted act, except to be racist towards someone that doesn't toe my religion, of course!
Very tolerant and not hypocritical at all, trannies.
They are talking about your shitty English, jeet.
>Are you implying women are constantly getting hitted on by other women?
Of course they do. Bear spray and mace are kept for a reason. They plan on AOE'ing the entire women's bathroom if it turns into a Walking Dead situation.
Good morning sir
It's not the same, you moronic shitposting troony.
i wouldn't be surprised if they did it on purpose as a "see? now you know how that feels" thing
it unironically makes you think and personally i think it's your moral duty to keep doing it because women are shit human beings so they deserve it
women are nice, anon. I hope you find a girl who makes you happy and you stop disliking them.
thanks
I hope you come to your senses before you're killed or jailed because of a female
you can't just put your love and trust into any old stranger just because she has big boobs anon...
theres people in this world who are out to get you of every sex race and background.
loser males especially are targets because of their inexperience
I got a girlfriend and actually knowing her, her friends and more women blackpilled me more than this board ever could. it is even worse than what Ganker makes it out to be.
>blackpilled
>chad
>stacey
>consume
>toxic
>engaging
Anyone who uses these words is a glowie.
meanwhile, men are faultless and well behaved
yes, men are shit too, but I'm not dating men. whats your point troony
>men are faultless and well behaved
Mostly, yes
And the ones who aren't are the ones women throw themselves at anyway
hahaho
Hahaha yes
One of the best predictors of male sexual activity was a criminal history
If men are shit it's because society shits on them
provide high-quality evidence
What happened?
study?
>did it on purpose
moron, seek help. Sounds like actual legit schizophrenia.
>dark urge is just like me sociopaths
alright
>it unironically makes you think
It does make me think what life might be like for me if anyone acknowledged I'm even alive.
Trust me, I went from no one doing so to suddenly everyone talking to me.
All you'll realize is that 99% of people are absolute morons that have nothing of value to say about pretty much anything.
The definition of npc is accurate because the majority of people are exactly like NPCs, they just have a few voicelines they can spout on repeat and nothing else.
You don't want that, believe me.
my mom is a woman and she’s a really nice and wonderful lady
i would ask you if you called her and told her you love her lately but you sound like a pretty good son, so i'm sure you did
Frick her then
I won't say they deserve it, but I'm at the point where women are responsible for most of their own problems
12 hours into playthrough and I've had one person come on to me. Non-issue.
Only a matter of time before the infamous awkward Gale moment it's happened to us all
Cucktastic OP!
Is there a single woman in this game who:
>Isn't a complete and utter prostitute.
>Doesn't frick/want to frick other guys.
>isn't basically an insufferable washed up millenial.
>Is actually good looking, no Shadowheart is "okay" looking at best.
Tav could be that woman
I think Karlach. She says loose things but doesn't actually do it.
Isobel
Lesbian and won't date me.
But you're still right.
yes
Bro, when you have sex with her after the grove she makes it clear she was the Menzoberranzan bicycle...
Literally every Drow is
>Isn't a complete and utter prostitute
The only one left vague is Lae'zel and by "vague" I mean she is the only on not to mention previous lovers or past sex romps.
>Doesn't frick/want to frick other guys.
Again, Lae'zel too the point that if you get the "source of my Joy" scene her scripts change and she disproves of group sex or you sleeping with others, something she normally won't care about.
>isn't basically an insufferable washed up millenial.
Maybe Minthara? Of the bunch she is the only one that seems in her role acting like a Drow woman would. Even Lae'zel is atypical for her kind.
>Is actually good looking
Ironically the incubus' female form
I thought Karlach had no experience due to being too hot and reluctant to frick demons
Her boyfriend sold her to hell. She has a whole arc and will slip he was great in the sack and little else. I won't spoil the surprise who it was.
Noctis from ffxv
Minthara slightly mentions past lovers right after you frick her. I ain't expecting virgins, but if you could not bring up past lovers moments after fricking, that'd be great. DA:I did the same thing with the only heterosexual female companion in the game.
She is a drow b***h with the most pornographic scene of the
game
Yeah. My point is that she isn't a good choice either.
There really isn't one character who can be romanced that doesn't outwardly compare you to the people of their past.
Shadowheart cause she got factory resetted KEK
A factory reset doesn't make the hardware new.
The issue is the akward post sex talk about ex ,the only akward she has is parents dead if you let it
Wanna try that again Sunjeet?
dey be really comin' out da wood werk, mon
Karlach says she doesn't care if you frick other people but gets supremely pissed off if you do.
She ok with it UNTIL her engine gets fixed.
engine?
I think it's funny if you go have a threesome with the drow twins she gets completely disgusted and calls you a degenerate
The only naty reaction but snyway she is ok with tieflin grooming
>>Is actually good looking, no Shadowheart is "okay" looking at best.
>He didn't put her hair down
What a bad b***h.
Wait can you put her hair down with hats? KINO
Yes her hair automatically goes down with certain hats.
karlach, she is ridiculously pure to the point that she feels unrealistic as frick also she gets shafted no matter what
>isn't a complete and utter prostitute
subjective
>Doesn't frick/want to frick other guys
This isn't an isekai anime, you are looking for a woman who decided to be a virgin but also uncontrollably craves your wiener. Those don't exist unless you're a 10/10 and rich.
>isn't basically an insufferable washed up millenial.
There are a lot of ways to describe the cast's problems, but 'washed up' isn't once of them
>is actually good looking, no Shadowheart is "okay" looking at best
You're looking for a porn game. I know that "BG3 is a sex sim" has been the narrative, but you're rapidly realizing it isn't the case.
>This isn't an isekai anime
No, it's a WRPG which means it's even more of a power fantasy than an isekai anime.
>You're looking for a porn game.
Are you literally calling Japanese games "porn games" because they have attractive females? You need help dude.
I rejected Halsin from the potential 5some, and no, you don't lose approval with Shadowheart.
I would actually like to see a screenshot of this if you have it. Not that I don't believe you but I'd like to have a screenshot to show shitposters and I have no interest in even attempting it myself.
I do not understand this image. I have not encountered any of this cuckshit and I am in Act 3.
Because if you play the game like a normal human being and don't seek out degenerate group sex with your significant other you never would. The whole thing is blown out of proportion.
it's there, at no point does the partner ever says "that's disgusting, i don't want to"
they made the "partner" a total prostitute bawd to cuck the players who romance her
it's cuck fetishists projecting their cuckoldry fetishes to the world
I think the point was she's already done quite a lot of sharing.
You're telling me a 50 year old woman that has lived a fricked up life due to being kidnapped and brainwashed at a young age is probably not a virgin? I don't particularly care.
Other than brainwashing(unless you count her worshiping a Gnome god) that happened to Aerie and she's a virgin
aerie was a literal caged sex slave and they ripped her wings off
Gnome god?
Aerie worships Baervan Wildwanderer because of Quayle, that's where the "faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws" comes from
>You're telling me a 50 year old woman
People who live a long time would also be slow life history strategists, so you wouldn't expect them to sleep with a lot of people, no. The difference in longevity between whites, blacks and Asians is very small, and yet, there's still a noticeable difference in their body counts. If a people could live 300 years, they wouldn't have casual sex at all. It wouldn't make sense to, they're in no hurry. Aarakocra, on the other hand...
>that has lived a fricked up life
Literally every woman thinks they've lived a fricked up life and this excuses them for the shitty decisions they've made.
I feel no sympathy for normalgays. Hope they get raped by the refugees they welcome in.
Cuckolds and degenerates revealing themselves. No sane human will see this on their walkthroughs.
It's hilarious the only attractive female in the game doesn't even get a real sex scene kek
>You WILL frick the pig-nosed frog-goblin and you WILL like it
Yes what the hell is up with that? She feels like the main girl.
>he didn't systematically kill all the male companions and throw them into the underdark
well except the homosexual writer self-insert male wizard, who will literally end your game if you kill him
Gale is bisexual
so homosexual, got it
Bisexual is degenerate , nobody that i knew that was bi wasnt a thirsty prostitute
Yet it doesnt destroy baldurs gate in the nuke ending its just crappy contradiction and not bother to work in nuked scenarios
>who will literally end your game if you kill him
WTF?! Do you get a game over right after you kill him?
you get like 7 days in game, and his body explodes and you literally get a Game Over screen.
Workaround is tell him to go frick himself after taking all his gear, bonus points if you're in the underdark so he'll have to go barefoot through the jungle hopefully get enslaved by some duegar to get worked to death in a mine
Worshippers of shar get the rope.
I wouldnt mind getting hit on by women
when the frog or karlach hit on me I felt great but still shot them down
its just when they bring the gay shit I want to climb the highest building in baldurs gate and throw the homosexuals of the roof
>playing halfling paladin
>Shadowheart comes onto my character
>one night they kiss
Okay guys i've totally got a boner.
With bites the b***h is a kinky
>is this how women feels irl?
pretty much happens as soon as they start growing boobs. you start getting the attention of pedos and teenage boys who just see you as a walking vegana.
Plenty dont even wait for the boob growing unfortunately. Its just that you probably havent heard of anything since kids dont really know how to express the things done to them.
What's even worse is that some men will stalk, harass, and even sometimes kill the woman who rejected him. It's dangerous being a woman.
it happens even among children too. there was a boy in my middle school who went around trying to rape girls and eventually got arrested when he did rape one. he got allowed back in the school like a year later and the girl developed mental issues + started identifying as male.
what color was he
white colombian
you smell
Actually female-on-male domestic violence is more common
yeah but men are men.
higher rates of fatality occur in male on female because it takes nothing for us to break them physically by design.
nah, not really. its really only dangerous for women in nonwhite or democrat zones, but if you go in there your basically asking for whatever happens.
Live in the country, listen to gals complain about getting hit on at the tractor supply store when they aren't wearing makeup and are in baggy house clothes.
Another gal, pays for gas with cash because it's cheaper. Always gets stared down but she just likes being cute.
Get out of your bubble and talk to women, not pick mes.
These posts put a smile on my face. Thank you.
Our guy literally admits that women have it worse in dating
?t=285
What was his reasoning?
not watching it, but its a different game.
For men, it's more difficult finding a match, which is a horrific drain on your emotional state. My guys, if dating apps aren't working for you, that's ok. They're rigged against your mental state, don't put a lot of stake in them.
For women, finding a match is easy. This is good for the mental state, but also a noticeably higher rate of dudes who will just fricking rape or murder you, so you gotta play it safer. Much more physical risk.
There are anons who will die without sex or even without being flirted with. However to women it's at least a weekly occurrence
As an average 20bmi skinnyfat guy it's literally impossible to get laid while our female counterparts are incredibly wanted and hambeasts just wanted
>As an average 20bmi skinnyfat guy
if only there was a way to change this and improve your chances
I'm too old for that and my genes are kinda shit for it too
define too old
25
>excuse
>excuse
your real problem is that you're a homosexual afraid of failure to the point of paralysis.
just kys and free up the atoms you're wasting.
You sound like a fricking loser.
I started lifting at that age after doing 0 physical activity for 10 years and got decently strong despite having shitty genes. Would have gotten further if my health issues didn't frick me over.
no one cares that you lift
you are incorrect
Look at this post and realise this is why your life is the way it is
I just do body weight squats a few times a week and get compliments from women on my ass.
Unless you're a potato, you have no excuse to improve yourself.
homie thinks he's a superhero for doing a repetitive motion
I'm sorry if moving up and down a few times is too much for you.
And I also appreciate your iron will you have to put off those tendies your mommy brought you to respond.
time to face reality
your made up poorly drawn scenario totally proves reality wrong bro
yeah dude just get ripped
that'll make up for your lack of personality!
AHHHH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
1. Get ripped.
2. Stop looking like a fricking egg.
How hard is it to understand?
I think it's fricking hilarious how someone spends thousands of hours just to "feel good" about themselves. Like just feel good without that lmao. Dumb NEETs.
where's the option to stop thinking about shallow women and instead hang out with the guy who wants to help correct my form?
I'd much rather have a friend
KEK you only will get harassedbby gym gays i mean bros
>sad about being single
>start frequenting the gym
>turn gay
>have other gay men clamoring for you
Problem solved!
unironically as someone who has been working out for 2 years at this point
I have only been obviously hit on by 2 gay guys
a woman has yet to even acknowledge my muscles
And I'm glad, I'll never understand the obsession people have with being pestered by others.
I've had three girlfriends and it's all negatives and no positives, just sacrificing your money and free time in exchange for little.
They are like an even more annoying version of friends.
>There are anons who will die without sex or even without being flirted with.
Kind of grim to think how I'll never experience intimate affection in my life.
You will if you work on it.
You gotta stop putting so much emphasis on this mating shit. Not even castrated animals care all that much, shouldn't that be enough to tell you that dating and fricking is blown out of proportion when more instinctual beings go on happily living anyway?
Whatever it takes for zoomers to tell themselves they can avoid doing excercise and continue stuffing their mouths with carbs.
why are burgers afraid of carbohydrate?
carbs are the worst type of calorie surplus, and as you know, most americans have a significant calorie surplus. so rather than fixing their diet and lifestyle, they just avoid carbs
lol
Nah he is just overhydrated and with crappy haircut
Literally not even the same guy
could this have been confounded by the fact that more women have attractive bodies than men do since all it takes as a woman is not being too fat (having assets and shit helps of course but as long as you're in decent shape you can wear a bikini and look good), meanwhile as a man you can only look bad unless you work out (or in many cases, HAVE worked out for years) and eat exactly the right diet, which a small proportion of men do?
reddit spacing
basically, women go crazy for a guy with a six pack, no matter what some nerd shit study says, i've seen it, you've seen it, there are just very few men with six packs.
no
I knew ugly skinnies that only miracle could be scifi surgery
wow, ugly people are ugly?
>There are anons who will die without sex or even without being flirted with
hello
At this point, I'd rather be celibate for the remainder of my life than be emotionally attached to a histrionic woman who only brings trouble into my life.
>is this how women feels irl
This is not the same thing, it would have to be women or the gender you're NOT attracted to hitting up on you 24/7.
I just want to be bros with my male companions, is that too much to ask?
>it would have to be women or the gender you're NOT attracted to hitting up on you 24/7.
This isn't actually true. Most fat/ugly/nerdy guys are too insecure to approach girls and on apps you can filter them before opening contract.
Women get approached by guys they like 90% of the time, it's a fact
Most normal people won't like it because they won't be desperate enough for a relationship that they'd want attention from a complete rando.
>Women get approached by guys they like 90% of the time, it's a fact
If that were case cold approaches would be a frick ton more successful than they are. Success is based on learning to take a rejection and keeping on.
This moronic logic implies that if you're interacting with a gender you're attracted to, then it's normal for all interactions lead to sex. Some women just want to be friends with dudes and vice versa.
No matter your gender, sexuality or age, you should keep your thirst to yourself instead of seeing everything as a potential frick.
>This moronic logic implies that if you're interacting with a gender you're attracted to, then it's normal for all interactions lead to sex
this is the #1 way to get someone to avoid you. granted you'd have a better chance if you were supermodel tier in looks but its going to be almost always seen as creepy.
This doesn't happen with you guys irl? Being a virgin is hard for me cause every gay and black chick wants some.
not quite. women often get harassed by ugly men with no worth. in this game you get harrassed by handsome frickable men with high status, it's completely different.
>companions talking in the game
"We've grown quite close, want to get intimate?" "I consent"
>men talking to women in real life
"HI, Diane, how are you today?" "OMG HES TRYING TO RAPE ME WHY DO ALL MEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME????"
Sounds to me like it's about time we forbid romantic relationships between people, it's obvious they turn people into subhumans.
>people are so attention starved that they need to keep propagating baits this shit
I not sleeping with anyone in the game. I don't want or need friends, so I will follow that man's advice and just kill them all.
none of the guys have tried to frick me because i dont talk to them, i'm not interested in them
you guys must be flirting with them all the time
What's with the obsession with dumb video game "romances"? Does anyone actually like them? They always boil down to "say thing she likes three or four times and then you get a black screen sex scene and then it's never mentioned again". I could understand if it was a visual novel for teenage girls and permavirgin nerds, but why are normies so in love with these things in their action RPGs?
Because zoomer boys a 20+ year old virgins and increasingly latch on to fictional porn to make up for what they lack in real life, and that includes normalgays
Men are lonely, asking shadowheart for a kiss is the closest thing many get these days. Why do you think AI gfs exist?
I mean I'll personally will never kiss a girl. Isn't afford a hooker that classy nor can I get laid without paying
Because the modern "man" is a fricking low IQ moron who really thinks having a stupid, glorified pet hanging from him is a positive.
being terminally online is a serious problem for young men and is leading to literal insanity like "AI gfs"
I'm not young and I still want an AI gf.
70%+ of zoomer guys are virgins/have no girls whatsoever. 20%+ rarely get some attention and action. Women have started to throw themselves at a small percentage of guys, debasing themselves in hopes of locking one down. Social media killed dating, relationships, etc. And even if you get one, the risks and dangers associated with it for guys are too high to even take it.
you remember those meet and frick flash games? thats what these romances are, sept for womens
The only women playing these games have dicks.
I need photo evidence.
What took you so long? Ganker was all over the Mass Effect romances and it put me off the series for a long time.
I wasn't missing much. I don't know why ME was so popular. I guess it was fun talking the villain into blowing his brains out but that's all that stood out to me
10 YEARS SINCE THE SHITTY COLORED ENDINGS
Still mad.
YES
me3 was complete dogshit top to bottom and I despise you morons for making the endings out to be the problem
Tbh problem was second game getting another whole game or half as dlcs
I like if a game has a romantic subplot that's good, but choosing a lover in a create-a-character game is always 100% dogshit and has no place in video games.
LETS FRICK SHADOW HONEY
>Ganker gets flooded with third worlders
>at the same time absolute degenerate cucks and schizophrenic autists who endlessly cry about having no gf swarm it
lol
lmao
fatass brownies.
>tell gale to frick off
>he just hits on you harder
Women were right...
Damn……………
>pirate BG3 thinking it would be like Skyrim or something
>isometric view camera
>uninstalled
There is a mod for that
Gale is that family friend who picked you up from school and acted normal but his dick was always out
Also the one that ask for friendly masturbation and already starts
you are all in your early 20's and moronic
No im close to 30s and moronic im doomed
I'm 35 and from my point of view you're moronic.
Women do like muscles (not actual strength, muscles) but they're low IQ. The less intelligent a woman is, the more she likes men made out of sausage links. High IQ women feel nothing for it, they only care about your face.
My gf wants to frick more than I do.
everyone came on to me execpet Shart and Astarion. I'm a bit surprised Shart never did thoguh despite maxing her affection before act 2, but I had to shoot Gale down twice.
Shadowheart was made to sit on buff green orcs tips.
>in act 3 and nobody is propositioning me
🙁
Frick a prostitute then
Why the FRICK is there not an option to tell Gale you think of him as a friend when he asks if you are? I tested it and the dialogue option that isn't romantic sounding still sets the romance flag
Cause the writer did it on purpose
>oh no did you pick that by hand
>it's deadly poisonous
>teehee I'm just kidding
I'm in love
It's annoying. Even the big boss of larian had to admit it was too much.
This is what happens when your writers are sexually stunted millennials.
It took a while for relationships to develop on my playthrough.
Have you ever worked with gay men? They constantly sexual harass you at every opportunity.
The game should be praised for shedding a light on the toxic behavior of gays.
Someone post the no homosexual mod. I can't fricking find it.
Shadowcute.
It feels very strange to have Shadowheart say shit like "My day just got brighter" or "i'm smiling a lot more lately, and i think it's your fault". I've never been in a relationship, and i honestly can't even imagine anyone falling in love with me so it just weirds me out. This isn't even a tfw no gf gosling post, i just legitimately find it bizarre to have someone express those emotions towards me, even in a video game. I can't fathom how it must be to have it happen in real life.
No, that's actually perfectly normal for people who are starved for affection. It feels unnatural, even painful. I'm not sure if it gets better or not. I hope it does.
Errrrrmmmmmm nope the next line is settle down ending meme if you finish her questline
I know that feeling. It just feels so strange and foreign having characters say things like that since non one's ever told me that in real life. Somehow female characters showing affection to me is more immersion breaking and even uncomfortable than all the weird magic stuff going on.
Same, no ones ever said something like that to me and if they did, I'd probable think they were fricking with me.
>I'd probable think they were fricking with me.
It's probably this that makes me have a feeling of uneasiness. I know a woman would never say anything like that to me without having ulterior motives so I'm instantly on guard and instinctively want to get away.
That's a bad mindset to have. I missed so many chances because I thought I was being fricked with
Same. I don't savescum for anything else in the game, but I've been needing help progressing relationships.
I just act as I normal would and the other character loses interest.
>people offer to bang
>OMG I CAN'T EVEN
OP is either a woman or a homosexual. Either way, get off Ganker and go suck a dick.
you can tell no one plays videogames on Ganker by all the sex complaints because those all and I mean ALL happen only in chapter 1.
by chapter 3 I'm not sexing anyone anymore not even my love interest that I can just peck on the cheeks, this means all the complainers aren't actually progressing through the game and just stop at chapter 1 then drop it
But shadowheart its a bawd in act 3
It's just poorly implemented romance flags. If they did it on purpose Astarion would be constantly trying to suck you
im at the camp celebrating the victory over the goblins and can't decide between Karlach and SH, SH is hot but seems a little strange with all that shar stuff, being deceptive, lying, etc , karlach is hot too but the heart engine is making me doubt things
>click to pick something up thats arms length from my character
>he does a full lap around the room to climb onto something so he can stand directly on top of the item and THEN pick it up
Imagine actually giving a shit when a woman complains about getting hit on all the time and thinking it must be your duty to not hit on women.
Girls will literally never do anything to reveal they're attracted to you, let alone hit on you. even if they desperately want you and would want to frick in a gas station bathroom.
Girls only complain when a guy they don't want hits on them. girls like guys hitting on them as long as its someone they want. if they complain about having too many guys hitting on them that just means they have a way too high of an opinion of themselves and don't like who they're attracting.
>Girls will literally never do anything to reveal they're attracted to you
speak for yourself
I did, I was at a party and met a girl who said 2 words to me and walked away. I was with another girl already so I forgot about it. the girl I was with said the girl from before wanted to swap. As in she wanted to frick me as long as her boyfriend got to frick the girl I was with.
I've been subjected to enough girls to know they don't do shit. They want to be chased, not the other way around.
it matters where you live I suppose. Canadian girls are as cold as the weather
i've had girls pursue me for years when i was completely disinterested in being anything other than friends
that was a long time ago
Yeah but how. Did they make it obvious? at best they just msg you.
very
>Girls will literally never do anything to reveal they're attracted to you
I've had multiple girls try to force me to be their boyfriend over the course of my life and have even had a girl a few years older than me be very touchy feely and wrestle me to the ground. All of this and I don't even consider myself particularly good looking but apparently, I give myself too little credit.
>incessant harassment f
I got 40h of playtime and only managed to frick lazael
Neither wyl nor astarion offered anything.
Gale just talked about magic one time, I said no.
I'm beginning to think Ganker is bullshitting me.
>anon can't even get a bunch of horny people to like him in a game
Yikes.
Pouting Shadowheart might be GOTY 2023 (Girl of the Year).
I hate women even though they tend to like me. I've yet to find one that actually desires emotional closeness rather than a fantasy of drug-addiction tier lust.
So how exactly can Raphael block out the Elder Brain's influence and cleanse tadpoles?
There's a log that says he made the Orphic Hammer, what exactly does that mean? He clearly knows about Orpheus as well, did the two have a deal? Or Orpheus just the scion of some kind of "Orphic" aura that fricks over Mindflayers and Raphael knows how to manipulate it as well?
Looks like emperor rented his prison rocks who knows raphael is full of shit
I think I actually fricked myself in the head forever bros. My first and the only real girlfriend and the attached relationship with her lasted for 6 years, and now when we are not together anymore, I can not just aimlessly frick cute zoomerettes, which they so much desire.
I can not just have a casual sex, I start talking about emotional connection with a fricking 19 year old, because this is what I got used to, and meanwhile I am fricking 28 already, and in the end we dont even get laid, since they think I am too much for them. Like actually, what the frick.
Well you re not virgin seek help and distraction
shut up
Absolutely ESL
bethesda can't make attractive female characters
Frick you Halsin
Jaheira best druid
have a nice day filter evading trannoid
Halsin and Shadowheart are canon, it's very easy to see.
Tav is just getting in the way. But, one cannot change the course of destiny, so if Tav wedges himself into Shadowheart's life, then her desires will manifest as dreams and fantasies about the strong druid man.
in that pic she just wants the tadpole out of her head and would rather seek out a druid than trust a gith
I can fix that (f9)
I won't lie bros the whole cuckold thing just makes her hotter
Average shadowcuck
The frick is right stalking shadowheart?! KEK looks like astarion as an old perv
you've made that thread like a million you unhinged fricking homosexual
you're lying too. I'm 120 hours in and only 2 companions and one non-companion have proposed sex to the MC.
touch grass.
Joke's on them I haven't started a conversation with a non blood related female in years outside a few times purely for work (in an almost all male field, thank God).
>lead shadowheart on the whole game
>tell her I'm with her all the way
>tell her to abandon her god
>she confesses her love for me
>reject her infront of the entire party
damn it feels good to be a gangster
You dodged a bullet. Won't explain why though.
now show a webm that you actually clicked it coward!
Didn't get one but she will not talk to me after that. Me and my vampire homie got a world to conquer