The king of handheld consoles

Sold my Steam Deck and opted for the ROG Ally. Amazing handheld. Not only better screen & faster hardware but ability to play literally anything, not just Steam library. Any emulator (PS2, GameCube, X360, N64). Native Xbox Play Anywhere compatibility. Runs modern titles amazingly.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I cash in my skins on Steam and use the funds for a Steam Deck - then probably just sell the Deck. Or maybe gift it to my bro
    Also I have an exam today bros, wish me luck

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    step aside

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if anybody recommends the Rog Ally without mentioning the sd card issue, they are being paid to shill here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Using sd cards
      >When the nvme is user replaceable and the sd card issue is now reported as being a falseflag the day before the Steam Deck went on sale
      lol. Good one moron.
      Steam Deck was a useless device back the day it came out and didn't have basic shit like eGPU or a cpu capable of keeping up with the competition.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the sd card issue is now reported as being a falseflag
        That's not what your boss said, Pajeet.
        ASUS already acknowledge that the SD card frying is an issue and they are investigating it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        people already have extra sd cards so it's kinda shitty if you can't use those and have to buy new shit just because the hardware has issues

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    deck at least looks like it's not designed by 13yo

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not having gyro is shit though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have gyro and touchpads yet? No? Why did you make this thread then?

      Rog Ally may be able to run stuff
      Steam Deck makes stuff PLAYABLE

      You could have googled it does in fact have gyro. Working in every game, with literally seconds of effort. Imagine playing games that need touchpads though. lmfao. Imagine pretending you can play anything released in the last 5 years at decent settings too lmfao. SD "playing" a game at 800p, lowest settings, 20fps.... is NOT PLAYING, sweaty.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have gyro and touchpads yet? No? Why did you make this thread then?

    Rog Ally may be able to run stuff
    Steam Deck makes stuff PLAYABLE

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have one too, and I love it. Although the latest bios update and the SD card issue is a really bad look. The latter can't be fixed with a software update either. If nothing else, the Ally invalidates all the chink windows handhelds. They'll need to go back to lower cost android and Linux devices.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asus is also chinese

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this thing was nuking sd cards?

    and the armory launcher sometimes wouldnt see games?

    and sometimes the windows toolbar just opens up in game and you have to tap the screen to make it go away?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the windows toolbar just opens up in game and you have to tap the screen to make it go away
      How is that an issue?
      It randomly happens on PC too.
      And it's easily fixable by tapping the screen, just as you said.
      The first 2 problems you mentioned are way more serious. Let's focus on those.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It randomly happens on PC too.
        no it doesn't.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've yet to see a glowing recommendation of the ally that doesn't have obvious marketing talking points, aggressive deck shittalking or wonky english in it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean...
      Deck is only available in a few countries, so others that have to resort to buying Rog Ally are countries that speaks wonky english.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they ship youtubers and shills this console overclocked out of the box? And retail units naturally are performing worse compared to that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shills also only play it for a few hours at most, and wrote the review based on that.
      They don't have the time to stress it enough to break it.

  11. 11 months ago
    Bethesda should make an All Stars Brawl type game

    cant the Steam Deck emulate anything?
    how are the buttons?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad
    Sage

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To me Aya Neo seems cool since it actually the size of Switch. But I don't need handhelds so I won't buy neither.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question for those who follow tech news all the time.
    Was there any precedent of hardware caused failures?
    What did they do? Did they recall and come up with a revised version quickly?
    What do you think ASUS will do if the sd card issue is indeed caused by their stupid design?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This kind of thing happens all the time with chink hardware, specifically SD readers
      Usually it's improperly implemented voltage control

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by how asus treats their gaming hardware, its a cointoss. they will prob ditch the ally after a year and go straight for a refresh lmao. good news from that is ally's will be kinda cheaper second hand, bad news is that they will stop supporting it ig.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >after a year
        You mean let the sd card issue ruin their reputation for a whole year?
        Nobody will buy their refresh after that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you will be very surprised, they still sell their gaming laptops and after one model gets a catastrophic issue they dump and go lol next. let me clarify. asus has no problems internally saying "this project fricking blows lets just cut our losses now, and start with something else that works" they will use the ally as a stepping stone to try again. and again. and again. and again. it doesn't even need to be the sd issue. like. their gaming laptops die generally within 9 fricking months. they dont care. they'll just move onto the next

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, this is ASUS we're talming about. They spent months exploding processors, then released a "beta" BIOS update to "fix" the issue that voided your warranty and broke a bunch of other shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asus is one of the worst tech companies out there, right now, maybe on par with Gigabyte.
      Asus Crosshair X670E Extreme motherboards (over 900€) make the CPU explode by applying the wrong voltages. Their response was an emergency BIOS update that voids the warranty. So yeah, avoid Asus if want stuff that works without setting itself on fire.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just wait for Switch 2.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Any emulator (PS2, GameCube, X360, N64).
    Lmao homie Deck can do everything of these consuming LESS power while having same battery capacity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deck has a shittier screen and is incompatible with a frickton of games due to anti piracy bs on Linux. Ally runs windows

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ally runs windows
        noo, it runs super secret locked down OS, what are we going to do deck bros? not like we can just install this super secret OS on our portable computers!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Rog Ally can run mgs4 at full speed with rpcs3, not to mention it can run switch games at a higher frame rate than the switch itself

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thx 4 sharin

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ally sisters...Our response?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >software developer designed hardware better than decades old hardware manufacturer
    >hardware manufacturer didn't even stress test hardware
    >not a single reviewer spent more than a day with it
    How does this even happen.

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