The last game character you played as must defeat Kira

>being immune to the Death Note is not enough, you must actually be able to find Kira's identity
>destroying the world is not enough (see above)
>Kira starts unaware of your character's intent to find him
Well? Can you do it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if he traded half his life span for the eyes he would have had a solid couple of years to make it rain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? The eyes wouldn't have helped him against Near, and he never wasted any time against L, if you look at it chronologically he killed L like 3 days into Kira mode (excluding the weeks he spent as Light)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He supposedly would've won were it not for Mikami towards the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have died halfway episode 13

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, but Light was always terrified of death. It's what makes his death scene so satisfying, you see this cold-blooded psycho who casually slaughtered millions facing his own demise and he's absolutely crying and pissing himself at the idea of it. The fact that he just got gunned down by Japan's version of Chief Wiggum is just the cherry on top

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sucks that the anime made it look relatively more dignified. More satisfying to see him crying

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, he also had direct confirmation there is no afterlife. If anything magic heart attack death would probably reaffirm a lot of peoples religious belief's, but Light knows there's nothing after death and is reasonably scared.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to be fair, he also had direct confirmation there is no afterlife.

          When was this said? Didn't Light become a Shinigami himself because there is one shown that pretty much looks like him with the same hair and all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >When was this said?
            so, alluded to in Chapter 1, when Ryuk says people who use the Death Note can't go to heaven or hell, but later near the end of the manga there's a flashback to a conversation where more emphasis is put on that, and Light and Ryuk talk about it and confirm, there is no afterlife, it's just nothingness. Everything goes black, game over.
            > Didn't Light become a Shinigami himself because there is one shown that pretty much looks like him with the same hair and all
            Anime only shlock. They released a recap mini-series called Re:Light or something like that and that's the only time it's alluded that he became a shinigami, but it's all non-canon. No afterlife, just death.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so, alluded to in Chapter 1, when Ryuk says people who use the Death Note can't go to heaven or hell, but later near the end of the manga there's a flashback to a conversation where more emphasis is put on that, and Light and Ryuk talk about it and confirm, there is no afterlife, it's just nothingness. Everything goes black, game over.
              Wouldn't this only apply to Light since he used the death note? Otherwise, why would Ryuk specify about heaven or hell?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, the reasoning behind it was literally
                >Hmm, I can't go to heaven OR hell? Guess that means they don't exist
                and Ryuk just says Yup you got it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Nope, the reasoning behind it was literally
                >Hmm, I can't go to heaven OR hell? Guess that means they don't exist
                and Ryuk just says Yup you got it

                Wait so Ryuk was just bullshitting him when he was talking about purgatory then, using the death note doesn't have any effect on a mortal's soul? interesting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wait so Ryuk was just bullshitting him when he was talking about purgatory then
                I don't think he ever mentioned purgatory, he just said no heaven or hell, which to be fair, is true. If you use the death note, no heaven or hell. Of course, what he omitted was that if you don't use the death note, no heaven or hell either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i remember saying that on the anime early on
                maybe i'm just misremembering it's been years

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He just said there's no heaven or hell. He didn't say there wasn't anything beyond. And with the existence of the shinigami it's believable since there is no neutral arbiter God and instead it's just a bunch of fallen angel types leeching off human lives.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so, alluded to in Chapter 1, when Ryuk says people who use the Death Note can't go to heaven or hell, but later near the end of the manga there's a flashback to a conversation where more emphasis is put on that, and Light and Ryuk talk about it and confirm, there is no afterlife, it's just nothingness. Everything goes black, game over.
              Not even in my manga can I escape the void...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't there a part at the end of the manga where it shows Light's punishment is suffering every single death he caused with the Death Note? And it shows he's going to use that time to talk to the head honcho of shinigamis, implying he somehow gets out of it? Or was this a frickin fan comic that after all this time I misremembered as being official

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a fan edit using the manga art.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. People always talk about L, Mallow, Near, etc. Matsuda, after everyone's shit talk and his own low self-esteem is the guy who stopped Light once and for all.
        I don't get why people like Light as a character. He is just an arrogant kid who bought his own bullshit. He is what happens when you give an absolute selfish child a super weapon. Is it just because he is wienery? Maybe it is his misanthropy? I don't get it. It was so satisfying when he finally got shot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because it's interesting to see his thought process throughout it all. He's interesting to watch, despite being a complete bastard, and it makes the ending all the more satisfying

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. The drama in Death Note is pretty good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't get why people like Light as a character

          Cause not everyone is a gay leftist raised on moronic comics morality who thinks killing murderers makes you as bad as them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he was proactive while everyone else reacted to his actions. And yeah, I also loved it when he was crying like a b***h at the end.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine it's similar to the reasons people like Sasuke so much. A character is canonically handsome, smart, strong, etc., people like to self-insert as that even if they're also batshit insane.

          It's been a long time since I saw Death Note or even talked about it, but doesn't he eventually start killing petty criminals? Like after he's done with all the murderers and rapists he moves onto shoplifters, then people like drunks and those who didn't pay their traffic fines.

          Yes, and towards the end of S2 the news anchor that he's using as Kira's personal PR/broadcaster is making announcements talking about killing lazy people.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the news anchor that he's using as Kira's personal PR/broadcaster is making announcements talking about killing lazy people.
            I think that was Mikami's doing, when he was sending messages on behalf of Kira. But Light does think something like "You idiot, it's too soon for that" so it's implied he would have gotten there eventually.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People like Light in different ways. Some actually agree with his world views and think criminals should be purged. Others (like me) just appreciate the spectacle he puts up. I was also satisfied when he lost to N.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cold-blooded psycho who casually slaughtered millions

        Wtf are you talking about, homosexual?
        He killed thousands (not millions) of subhuman criminal pieces of shit (+ 1 homosexual nerd detective)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been a long time since I saw Death Note or even talked about it, but doesn't he eventually start killing petty criminals? Like after he's done with all the murderers and rapists he moves onto shoplifters, then people like drunks and those who didn't pay their traffic fines.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taking things into your own hands and killing people - even if they are scum - isn't exactly noble

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a complete homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it is tho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1 homosexual nerd detective
          don't insult Raye's taste in women. Masura was a cutie.
          just read the prequel light novel where she's the main character. It made me like her a lot more.
          But he also killed her so that's at least 2 Innocents killed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This made me so mad. The only useful female character and she got killed off instantly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be over 18 to post here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Matsuda was the only competent person in any given room. His suspicions and hunches were right every single time, if he had just a bit more confidence and conviction with is theories he would've been on the level of L.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what I really liked about the final chapter of the manga, when he's hanging with Ide, we can kind of see his deduction skills and reasoning being significantly better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cold-blooded psycho who casually slaughtered millions

        Wtf are you talking about, homosexual?
        He killed thousands (not millions) of subhuman criminal pieces of shit (+ 1 homosexual nerd detective)

        Taking things into your own hands and killing people - even if they are scum - isn't exactly noble

        It's been a long time since I saw Death Note or even talked about it, but doesn't he eventually start killing petty criminals? Like after he's done with all the murderers and rapists he moves onto shoplifters, then people like drunks and those who didn't pay their traffic fines.

        Here is why light shitami is a complete homosexual
        >offs people already being punished
        meanwhile
        >leaves the rothschilds
        >leaves the bogdanoffs (Ryuk got them during covid)
        >leaves the state of israel
        >leaves the entire class of mega rich pedophile wealth hoarders
        >left epstein alive
        >didn't go through the panama papers and copied down every single name in there
        >george soros outlived him
        etc etc etc
        Light had no real vision. He's basically the ultimate Shabbos Goy (tm)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes Light is not a /misc/tard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Killing already incarcerated criminals will create a new world!
            >I will leave the cabal of degenerates controlling every facet of society alive an well, ensuring that whatever the frick I'm doing has no meaning
            Then again you are a pass goy kek, you simply are not aware enough to understand.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You gigantic moron by killing incarcerated criminals he discourages further crime because people know getting caught = death. Light stopped all world wars and reduced crime rates by over 90%.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                THINK Black person
                WHY IS THERE CRIME IN THE FIRST PLACE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he considered it but mika made the deal anyway, there was no point

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Klonoa
    Klonoa's not the thinking type, so no Kira inflation imminent

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Agent Ava from CS2
    guess she can't do shit

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you make this thread again?
    Everyone agreed that Put Put would win.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To find out other characters? There is a handful few that we all agreed would win such as Joker (Persona) or Put Put as you mentioned, but that doesn't stop us from discovering other experiences.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I accept this since our Car Lord's prowess has been recognized. Carry on anon.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow the Hedgehog uses all Seven Chaos Emeralds to just warp to Light. Since he's not human, he's immune to the Death Note.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being non-human doesn't necessarily make you immune to the Death Note.

      1) The rules were all written by Ryuuk to bait Light into killing humans for entertainment purposes. Light himself demonstrates the inaccuracy of several rules due to Light's lack of experimenting. It is only reasonable that Ryuuk wouldn't waste time killing non-humans since that would be entirely pointless.

      2) "The human whose name is written in this note shall die" does not make a statement about non-humans. It only makes a statement about humans. For example, if I say "humans have lungs" it doesn't mean non-humans can't have lungs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"The human whose name is written in this note shall die" does not make a statement about non-humans. It only makes a statement about humans. For example, if I say "humans have lungs" it doesn't mean non-humans can't have lungs.
        Yeah, but in this particular instance the context is about what effects it has, so to specifically mention humans implies at least that it only effects humans. If I had a special food and told you "whatever rabbit eats this, his ears will grow" it wouldn't make a ton of sense to think "Hmm he didn't specify ONLY rabbits can eat it, so maybe if I eat it, MY ears will grow" no moron, it only works on rabbits. If the death note affected more than purely humans they're say "whoever's name is written" or something.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know all that OP would have to do for his challenge is stipulate that as a concession to make sure the DN isn't useless. Why does he bother with the cope bullshit lore excuse? Just say the DN works anyway for the sake of argument at the start.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree that my point "2" is weak but you still haven't answered "1". The rules are not absolute, they are just Ryuk's interpretation of how it works based on his (little) experimentation, and they are meant to bait whoever takes it into killing humans.

          Also, in Ryuk's context, it doesn't make sense to reflect about the death note's capability to kill animals.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Still haven't answered 1
            because the point is mostly moronic and you're trying too hard
            >It's just like, his opinion, man
            he is a god of death, he knows how the book works. Only times he didn't know was when Light was curious about really weird specific shit. Even if you wanna take this point and run with it, do you honestly think Ryuk would never try it on a non-human animal? Honestly trying to argue the book can reasonably work on non-humans because Ryuk doesn't know how the death note works is moronic and trying to argue he's purposefully lying about it for shits and giggles is even more moronic since Ryuk is just trying to kill time. Imagine if Light could control animals and caused a fricking Wildabeast stampede to kill a squad of FBI agents or something. You don't think he'd be entertained by that? Kira having a whole flock of birds as his hit and run agents? Even if your moronic point of "but he wants them to kill HUMANS" had water, do you think anyone with the death note would purely use it for fricking animal deaths? You think Ryuk is so scared of something picking up the Death Note and killing every pitbull on earth that he'd need to specifically nip the rule in the bud?

            You know all that OP would have to do for his challenge is stipulate that as a concession to make sure the DN isn't useless. Why does he bother with the cope bullshit lore excuse? Just say the DN works anyway for the sake of argument at the start.

            is right dude, you can just say this is a special universe where the Death Note can work on non-humans to make it interesting, trying to come up with in-universe justifications make you look dumb

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he is a god of death, he knows how the book works
              He literally didn't know how it works. The first few chapters are Light experimenting and then saying "Ryuk you're a moronic your rules are inaccurate" and Ryuk going "wow he's a genius".

              >Even if you wanna take this point and run with it, do you honestly think Ryuk would never try it on a non-human animal?
              I am not saying he doesn't know about it. I am saying that the rules are the "guide on how to entertain Ryuk", and killing animals doesn't lead anywhere. It's not a "lie", it's not even "omission", it's just putting only the relevant information. He could also say that the book is black, made of paper or whatever but that, despite being true, isn't relevant.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The first few chapters are Light experimenting and then saying "Ryuk you're a moronic your rules are inaccurate" and Ryuk going "wow he's a genius".
                You're gonna need to give me a chapter where he says this, because I don't remember it at all, the only times I remember CLOSE to this is Light using it in ways Ryuk hadn't like controlling people to write messages and weird shit like that, and Light asking for very weird specific information like "If I write his name in the death note and tell him to be at the Eifel Tower, what will happen?" and Ryuk going "I dunno, I never tried that before because it'd be impossible", which is very different than a rule straight up being inaccurate.

                Either way, there is ZERO evidence it would work on non-humans and the only justification you bring up with shit that goes against Ryuk's character of just wanting to be entertained.

                >"only relevant information"
                oh frick off, 90% of the rules read like legal litigation, there's no fricking way you can read
                a rule talking about how you can't write names on two separate pages and think "Hmm surely this is all just random nonsense so Ryuk can have more fun". You think rules like "If a human picks up a death note the Shinigami is allowed to wait around to pick it back up" are directly tied with Ryuk's enjoyment? Even if you wanna argue "well he's justifying why he's there" is stupid since Ryuk is a god of death and can do what he wants, something he tells Light, and doesn't need justification.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and trying to argue he's purposefully lying about it for shits and giggles is even more moronic since Ryuk is just trying to kill time.
              To be fair, he literally has a track record of lying by omission already (the whole heaven and hell thing).

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would L react to Donald Trump pardoning Kira?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip Apollo Justice

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just played The Binding of Isaac, so I'll have to see how my item rooms go before I can answer.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >C4-621
    Kinda fricked if Walter and/or Carla don't come with him. Also he's basically a vegetable outside of an AC.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my character named random set of strings from mashing keys on keyboard
    easy.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aloy
    Yeah her magic focus can just track his location lol.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could do it

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >batman (arkham city)
    I think he's got a decent chance. Unless writing Batman is enough to get the DN to work, in which case I don't think he'll live long enough to even start investigating.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman is the same as L. It wouldnt work.

      For my part, Vladimir from lol. I think he would be able to fins Kira with his followers and his Darkin nature would probably make him harder to kill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Batman had access to 2040 technology it could work but with 2006 technology it is impossible

      >Aloy
      Yeah her magic focus can just track his location lol.

      Fail.

      She could do it

      Fail.

      >could you stop killing? pwetty pwease?

      Fail.

      Lucas (Pokemon) not sure what Light's team would be

      Fail.

      No, but Kira is still fricked. We're all fricked.

      Fail.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could you stop killing? pwetty pwease?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time we have this thread you end up giving Kira extreme meta knowledge
    Let's not forget he was defeated by a weirdo autist in like 2 months with a completely untraceable murder weapon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A big plot point of Death Note is that Light wanted to make the Death Note traceable, at least enough for all of the murders to be seen as being done by the same person. He could have easily never been found if he wanted to.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas (Pokemon) not sure what Light's team would be

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but Kira is still fricked. We're all fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off with your garbage game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a kino game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >writes V1
      >proceeds to crash into a wall and shut down

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moron died because of his own ego. He lost the second he killed the fake L at the beginning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He lost the second he killed the fake L at the beginning
      that was bad, but certainly not the smoking gun. If he realized he's dealing with shit too big for him and just stopped acting like a moron he would have won. All he had to do to beat L was stop playing the game. He had an untraceable murder weapon that he can use to control peoples actions and affect and when they die. Literally impossible to lose unless you act like a megalomaniac with a god complex. What would L have done if Light just kept using it after Pay Pember stopped tailing him and after he knew the cameras were taken out of his room? Even if L knew it was him, which he did from damn near the beginning, he couldn't prove it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then there would be no anime. Light needed a personality flaw to make the premise work. So he came with the questionable decision of purposefully giving his position away just to bait L closer.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chrono ark
    So Kira is either in a cold sleep and using a digital version of the death note to kill the digital version of people, which would all just be reset anyway so he cannot win. Is unable to write in the death note because it isn't in the digital world they are trapped in and thus unable to kill anyone, or somehow has a digital version of the death note that can kill the person in the real world which wouldn't affect the digital person anyway.

    By literal dumb brute force and luck Lucy would (eventually) figure it out once she's aware she has to stop him. Especially since any time she's caught and killed Kira would forget all about her and the time would loop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So Kira is either in a cold sleep and using a digital version of the death note to kill the digital version of people
      No, it is not Kira that gets isekaid to your character's world. It is your character that gets isekaid to Kira's world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there was ever a hardcounter to Kira it has to be Harry.

      >enough aliases to make his own head spin, he's genuinely adopting personas and new names left and right, he doesn't even remember his real one and GENUINELY believes Tequila Sunset is his true one
      >Genuinely outstanding detective, the best on his field, only refused promotions because he loved figuring shit out too much
      >has his self concious talk to him in several different ways to such a degree you can't predict which angle he's gonna use next
      >literal human can opener, no subject can keep their secrets from him
      >has the fricking world spirit talk to him about future events as far as 22 years in advance
      >might be an innocence

      He'd genuinely figure out there's a death note and how it works before L ever did

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >takes an entire game to solve a simple murder
        Haha. No.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That murder was hardly simple

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So?
          It took less than a week to solve the murder, with Harry being full schizo and Kim on his side, Harry would able find Kira for similar amount of time it took in the game
          Are you gonna make up another rule for time?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He simply wouldn't be able to do it. There is no logic process that leads to Light without magic or L's specific autism. He could have unlimited time and never do it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There is no logic process that leads to Light without magic

              pic related

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There is no logic process that leads to Light without magic
              What is Shivers? What is Inland Empire?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally forgets everything, the world, the concept of money, even his own identity
          >still solves a case in under a week all the while
          >uncovering a industrial spy responsible for the murder
          >trafficks drugs for the local kingpin and possibly recruits him to the force
          >discovers a local drug monopoly
          >discovers the union's plans to overthrow the corporation they were working for
          >spin kicks a 3 meter bodybuilder into submission
          >discovers an entirely new species of giant insect with neurotoxin camoflage
          >discovers a 2.5 mm whole in the world
          >commands a literal EU warhead to come take him only for him to realize he's needed in town

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah yeah, and Light fooled all police forces, detectives, governments, armies, shadow organizations, corporations and mafia groups in the world. You are beyond delusional if you think Harry's intellectual achievements are above Light's.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not that he's smarter than light (though he is smart), it's that he's enough of a schitzo wild card to stumble into the answers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is like 7 days of in-game time? Not a lot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >simple
          You didn't play it did you? Like most real murder cases no matter how simple it may seem on the surface, it is very complex and confusing at times. It's why light is such a moron, he doesn't understand how hard it is to track murder unless you reveal a pattern and he poetically spelled out the pattern in episode 1 which led to him getting permanently fricked. Once L zeroed in on him in Japan it was over for him, at that point it was a matter of when not if.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keeps introducing himself as Raphael Ambrosius Costeau
        >light can't figure out if it's a fake name or if he mispelled it while the detective reeking of alcohol continues to question him and the existentialism of life
        Lmao, characters like Harry and Columbo would be light's kryptonite.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You know Light Yagami, I think I might *literally* be Kras Mazov
          >What do you mean that's ridiculous? I have hard evidence. Have you ever seen him and me in the same room?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And even better, he is just enough of alcholic, druggy and shizo that Light wouldn't even take him seriously until Harry(HIS NAME IS NOT EVEN HARRY, NOT EVEN HIS DISTRICT KNOWS HIM NAME) arrests him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disco Elysium fanboys are pathetic. Your character takes 1 week to solve a murder that left tons of evidence and witnesses around. How is he going to solve the Kira case, which has zero evidence, zero witnesses, and is all about profiling Kira based on statistics and math? Listen I like Harry but it's just not his ballpark.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He actually solved it first day, and was able to pin point actual motive for it("love did him in" and "Communism killed him" when talking to corpse, all are true, all point to murderer and all related to his motives) and he did this while coming off from drug/alcohol/2mm void/faked induced amnesia. Rest was just him fricking around and doing side stuff.

            Also every detective in fiction usually takes a while to solve shit, every detective irl takes even longer, so just saying "HE TOOK A WHILE TO SOLVE CASE, THEREFORE HE IS SHIT DETECTIVE" is kinda dumb take. And not like L solved Kira case(he did not even solve btw) in week or so

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, he can pinpoint everything about the murder in the first day, including the exact island the officer got sniped from. He's just moronic and spends the rest of the week goofing off.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario

    Okay but hear me out, does it have to be a specific Mario from a specific game and is he allowed connections? If it's just Mario, then yeah he's probably fricked the instant Light suspects him, but I don't know, maybe stars help him last longer or he can learn how to remove letters from the alphabet like that one time that exact trick was pulled on him?

    Can powerups count as extra "hits" or is Mario just instafricked?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could force the hand of the Lumas by threatening to kill Rosalina if they keep harassing him. Mario fails.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, you mean like blackmail the Lumas into hindering Mario? Not to say that it would entirely ineffective, but I can't help but suspect that it would just push them and probably everyone else in the Mario 'verse to the breaking point if we're already jumping to Ros & the Lumas.

        Indeed, I would say that involving Mario's associates could just as easily frick Light right back. They have literal ghosts and skeletons on their team, nevermind the abundance of non-humans without a name for Light to immediately latch onto.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're just going to use Mario's entire universe against Mario? This is moronic. And regardless, without the support of the Lumas no one in the Mario verse is clever enough to find Light's identity.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So you're just going to use Mario's entire universe against Mario? This is moronic.
            In complete fairness, I asked about that angle from the start, and someone decided to argue the point, so here we are. I already pointed that far as I can tell, Mario's pretty fricked on his own just from being such a prominent figure unless he's allowed to pull various tricks from his games or if powerups give him any real edge.
            >And regardless, without the support of the Lumas no one in the Mario verse is clever enough to find Light's identity
            Elaborate, Lumas of all things are basically children most of the time, why are they the one species in Mario's world that you'd make any bet on?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > spoiler

      What deep lore is this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, in one chapter he gets his name and face stolen by a magic ghost dude, and he can't get them back unless he can say the ghost's name to his face. To prevent that, the ghost guy literally steals the letter p, which is part of his name, and locks it in a secret dungeon, which means Mario can't tell him his name unless he finds it. If Mario himself can pull some similar bullshit on Kira, he can investigate at his leisure.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garret could probably steal it from him, the challenge would definitely be to find his identity while also concealing his own, though I'd say in concealing Garret definitely has the edge over Light.
    I honestly don't know 50/50 I guess. Maybe more if he gets help from the Keepers with all their bullshit prophecy knowledge but thats a big if

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garret beats Kira because he ignored him

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I think Light's done for. May the best Yagami win.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the nameless one
    >reincarnates when killed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he forget everything every time on top of that, though? Mind you, I've only read about Planescape, so I may be the one forgetting things. I'm aware he has a journal to help him keep track of things.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not every time. From the point you begin the game he can be killed and retain his memories. If he is killed and loses his memories that would become a new incarnation.

        Also, no one knows his original name so he's unlikely to be able to be killed by the Death Note at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, no one knows his original name so he's unlikely to be able to be killed by the Death Note at all

          For some dumbfrick reason, I completely forgot this point while reading it.

          Thinking on it now, though, I think maybe a more pressing matter is that while Nameless One fits in fine in Planescape, I don't think his appearance would go over well in a world like Light's.

          https://i.imgur.com/pJ7JSie.png

          >being immune to the Death Note is not enough, you must actually be able to find Kira's identity
          >destroying the world is not enough (see above)
          >Kira starts unaware of your character's intent to find him
          Well? Can you do it?

          OP, maybe it's late to be asking this, but while the character in question will be aware of Kira, will they also have understanding of is world and start and whatnot?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OP, maybe it's late to be asking this, but while the character in question will be aware of Kira, will they also have understanding of is world and start and whatnot?
            No they will not receive any knowledge or understanding about anything, only isekaid to a world where people are starting to realize someone is killing criminals (and calling him Kira)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's I thought once I got to thinking about it. Hilariously, wouldn't this make things nigh-impossible even for people like Harry

              If there was ever a hardcounter to Kira it has to be Harry.

              >enough aliases to make his own head spin, he's genuinely adopting personas and new names left and right, he doesn't even remember his real one and GENUINELY believes Tequila Sunset is his true one
              >Genuinely outstanding detective, the best on his field, only refused promotions because he loved figuring shit out too much
              >has his self concious talk to him in several different ways to such a degree you can't predict which angle he's gonna use next
              >literal human can opener, no subject can keep their secrets from him
              >has the fricking world spirit talk to him about future events as far as 22 years in advance
              >might be an innocence

              He'd genuinely figure out there's a death note and how it works before L ever did

              by virtue of technically being in a different world, and thus, not having a traceable record if they get confronted about it by a government official? I'm not sure if, say, needing to travel by plane and showing a passport would trigger anything like that, but it's a thought.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is being unable to use airplanes really that much of a hindrance that you think it would tip the scales and make what would be otherwise a possibility become "nigh-impossible" for several characters?

                I would think part of doing the challenge is to navigate in a foreign world just for the fun of the challenge, and also for coherence's sake, because it would be hard to imagine an isekai where you go to a foreign world while simultaneously getting records and passports (???). But if it is so important for your character's success I am willing to hand that point for you.

                Thing is, I don't think it would be a deal breaker for anyone. If you are capable of finding Light's identity getting a counterfeit passport should be more than children's play.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is being unable to use airplanes really that much of a hindrance that you think it would tip the scales and make what would be otherwise a possibility become "nigh-impossible" for several characters?
                Depending on the character, eh yeah possibly. You don't need to be snide about it, OP

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have examples of any characters capable of finding Kira, and yet not knowing how to get a counterfeit passport? Because I am having a very hard time thinking of even a single one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like Jill Valentine and Leon Kennedy come to mind as characters who'd be capable of finding Kira and faking a passport but I'd imagine would need the opportunity to do it, and depending on their circumstances when they're plopped in Light's world, might not have that opportunity. They personally might not be stopped by that and maybe have a willingness to bend if not break rules, but someone who isn't and can't possibly will.

                I haven't played or watched a playthrough of Planetscape: Torment, but from what little I remember from reading TV Tropes a long time ago, I can easily believe Nameless One would have the mind to find Kira but I don't know he'd even know about something like a passport, nevermind faking one. He probably wouldn't need to, but at the same time, unless he has magic or something to deal with his ghoulish appearance, I can imagine the guy getting arrested just for looking like a weirdo. I don't think it would stop the Nameless One and he probably has multiple options in that situation, but it's something I can imagine that happening.

                Shanoa is a walking armory waiting to happen who would know frick all about modern technology and frankly doesn't need to, has a strong sense for magical and/or spiritual energy including which direction it's flowing in, and looks like an ordinary human to boot, what with being one and all. Someone like her is going to have little issue when realistic problems that might come up with a random character getting dragged into a world like Light's on a mission to find Kira.

                I'm not requesting for special preferences for the last player character I used, OP, I just found your premise fun and interesting and had the thought, "oh shoot, would everyone's characters have to deal with possible realistic outcomes and does OP not give a damn and wants them to go nuts?".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                AQUA SAMA

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One fits in fine in Planescape, I don't think his appearance would go over well in a world like Light's.
            He just looks like a metalhead with fricked up skin. All he needs to do is mug a gay's clothing and he'll be fine.
            I worry about the skull, ~~*Moraid*~~

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even kill someone without a name with the Death Note?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't break down death note too hard or it just completely stops making sense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a name, he just forgor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You beat him over the head with it until you give him a compunded skull fracture.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see him outsmart bullet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >attempt to kill him via heart attack won't work since mega baboon heart
      >any other attempt will just result in medic friend reviving him especially since medic has a stake in heavys soul meaning by law he will come back
      its full proof

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Helldivers 2
    If kira gets the attention of the paramilitary arm of super earth to the point where they are sending helldivers after him, he's just fricked.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no face
    >probably doesn't even know his own name
    Safe from the book, at least. The Sinners reviving would probably catch Kira offguard. As for whether Dante and co. could catch Light, it depends mostly on how much Vergil is willing to help. The Sinners alone would only be able to catch him purely by accident.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      matchup is overwhelmingly in his favor

      >implying
      No, the real problem would be the Head flipping out about a weapon killing indirectly without emotion. Kira's ass would be grass if he tries to pull that shit on the City thanks to the Beholders.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last game I played was starsector.
    My captain commands a mighty fleet, but apparently just about everybody in the system knows his name. Guess I'm fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they know his face, tho?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he could do it

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Devil and Angel Gene will surely protect me from the paranormal powers of Death Note tbh. I will ask Alisa to locate Kira via the internet and many sources based on many camera recordings in Japan and maybe even around the world if necessary. I will ask her to change her model appearance, name, and ID first just in case he would locate her and find a path for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where did you learn Mishima style Reina... what was your last name again?
      >From the internets!
      >Hmm not sure if I believe but you're on the squad.
      Yea, don't know about that one chief. He does have the resources though I'll give you that.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we're assuming that Light has no idea what the Galactic Federation is or who Samus is she would be able to least buy time to investigate since she hides her face most of the time anyway. And as soon as she finds him out she can toast him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And as soon as she finds him out she can toast him.
      You hadn't included that part in your original post. Then you erased that post and increased it.

      Wanna know why?

      Because unconsciously you know this isn't true.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless he finds a way to take off her helmet before she kills him he's done for.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He can easily threaten all armies in the world into hunting her. Not to mention he doesn't need to kill her anyway, it's not his win condition. It doesn't matter if Samus is immune to the Death Note, she can't find Kira.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sneedmus would win she could sit in her ship and bomb everyone until he dies

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Refer to rule 2 in OP. Killing indiscriminately is not a valid win.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would he send a whole army after her if this rule applies?
            >Kira starts unaware of your character's intent to find him
            She can easily investigate if she stays in her ship just like L stays in his hole. If anything she'd be hired to kill Kira.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              rules for thee, not for me. Rules only matter if they hinder you, otherwise they ignore it. He is notoriously bad about following this rule

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im only 10 hours into FFX
    No idea, he doesnt seem that bright enough to begin with

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frieza
    -Immune to death note
    -Frieza force is immune to death note
    -tons of bodies to search all over the world for Kira
    -Super advanced technology will eventually beat out Kira
    Kira has no win con, Frieza claps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh also on top of this, can gather dragon balls and wish for Shenron to insta find him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is useless to have an army ready to search for Kira if they don't know what they are looking for. If they don't know it is a notebook the search is pointless.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        same logic could apply to the FBI, though, which L immediately caught onto. Light is too paranoid about being being followed, in this case by the Frieza Force, he'd try to do something to get rid of the Frieza Force soldiers, and that could reasonably clue someone off. To say otherwise is completely ignoring that this was the exact plot that led to him killing Raye Penber, with the same limitation. Raye Penber had to be specifically looking for a notebook or at least something super natural for it to make any sense, and Light was still scared enough to off him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? Light gave absolutely zero fricks about being followed by Ray. He gave zero fricks when every single square inch of his house was being watched by cameras 24/7

          The reason he killed the FBI agents isn't because he was afraid of them. It's because he was trying to send a message to L.

          I repeat this: even when the world's greatest detective (L) actively watched Light with cameras for several days straight, he still couldn't realize that Light was killing with the notebook. How the frick do you think Frieza's dumbass goons would do it in a simple visit? Jesus anon get a grip.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is the literal exact same situation, just with other people instead of Raye. You don't think Mr.God-Of-The-New-World wouldn't try and kill some Frieza Force members to send a message that Frieza isn't the new ruler of this planet (he is)? And god forbid he couldn't, what's stopping him from getting the Dragon Balls and using Shenron to instantly identify him?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There aren't enough goons to investigate everyone. L closed on Light because Light revealed the is a police officer's son specifically because he knew L had access to the police database and would notice it. He wouldn't do the same with Frieza and even if he did Frieza wouldn't know.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When Frieza comes to Earth and conquers it, he'll obviously want to eliminate the person who can kill people remotely, and when he does this he'll find the early case file against Kira and should find the at least early part and would have a good enough lead to follow, I think. And fine, let's say he couldn't, you still haven't answered what Kira's counter to a wish granting dragon is

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you don't get to piggy back off L's investigation. You lose. No more chances.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mentioned the Dragon Balls in my original post, you dodging the question and just saying "You lose" is confirmation any non0human Dragon Ball character beats Kira

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frieza simply blows up Earth and fricks off

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't light kinda moronic for only killing criminals in his area? Isn't that the only reason they even found him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is amusing how someone like yourself, who clearly did not understand even 1 page of Death Note, would suggest that Light is moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no rebuttal
        >ummm youre wrong because i said so
        I accept your concession

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Light kills internationally ever since chapter 1, what other rebuttal do you expect? Someone of lower intelligence such as you isn't welcome in this thread. Begone, fiend.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't read the manga at all, did you?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No more (You)s for you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already accepted your concession

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              manga literally isnt canon
              nobody cares about that shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the manga is the original and primary work, dummy
                it's THE canon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry bud
                the anime is THE story
                the people have decided
                nothing you can do at this point but b***h

                this goes for every piece of japanese media as well

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are the people who have decided this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person you literally paid for a pass, shut your ass up about muh intelligence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half and half, the reason they found him originally was because L's """"deductive reasoning"""" bordered on divination and L's plan of airing a call out broadcast to Kira, which would not work more than once or twice, immediately worked on Kira on the first try. That being said, L decided to broadcast here on a whim because of Light killing a dude from the area, so you're half right. After he confirmed the power of the note though he started killing big bads from all over the world.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waku waku Kira-san
    >Ive been looking for fresh meat to spar with
    >Lets start with youngest, I can't wait to see the results of our fight

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dcss weapon master wight
    >undead so completely immune to death note
    >can ask ashenzari who kira is and immediately find him
    RATTLE ME BONES
    RATTLE ME BONES
    TAKE WHAT YE WILL
    BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only one who can even give hints to Kira's whereabouts or identitiy is Kira himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been making this thread for a long time and this is the single best reply I've ever seen. Congratulations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be nice being underage with all the time in the world to waste on being wrong on the internet.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ness
    Dunno if he can get help but maybe he could run over to Jeff and the other smart guys in the game? Otherwise probably not.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    matchup is overwhelmingly in his favor

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back, the plot of Death Note was strange because it hinged on the assumption that Light would have seen L's broadcast live.

    What if Light wasn't watching TV at that moment? What if he was doing literally anything else? The plan would have completely failed and L would have nothing to go by. To make it worse, what if Light saw a recording of it on a news site, killing Lind L Taylor then, but at the same time, the broadcast was happening in another location such as the US? Then it would look like the killer was in the US instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, lot of plot contrivances in order for death note to work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think people don't understand that L didn't get carried by the Kanto broadcast, on the contrary, HE carried the Kanto broadcast itself, and that's why it happened. L is a genius profiler and he didn't try Kanto by chance, he profiled Kira to be in Kanto after only a few days of activity. What I mean to say by all this is that it is very likely that even if the broadcast failed, L would have enough material to keep getting closer to Kira's location, especially once he has more than just a few days of material to work with.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop avatargayging

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reaction images are not avatars.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        L himself said he didn't expect the broadcast to work on the first try. He expected the broadcast to amount to nothing, and there's not much at this point they could do to reasonably narrow it down. L got lucky and Light is moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          L is just rubbing it in. The fact is that he pinned down Kira's location in his very first try. He is a brilliant profiler, in fact it is his only skill.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the guy you're replying to, but that's the weird thing. What if Light had seen a recording of the broadcast and killed Lind then? L said the broadcast would be shown around the world, so what if Light had killed this person as the broadcast was currently going on somewhere else? Would L just start looking in that other location then and ignore Japan?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Either L would consider that it could be a recording, or he would prepare a different broadcast for each location (using a different person). In fact the later is the only sensible possibility. If it failed for any reason at all he would still find Kira with profiling. I say it again, the broadcast was merely his first trick and he came up with it in just a few days, there is no reason to presume he wouldn't come up with other tricks as the months went by.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If that happened, following L's insane leaps of logic for the rest of the show, he'd probably say "Hmm this is too calculated *plays with toes* it's obviously in the kanto region of japan, he saw my first broadcast and planned this out"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had Light not done the whole bus hijack scenario he would have been literally cleared by Penber and L had nothing on him nor could he prove Light was doing anything from the surveillance. It was Penber's last day of tailling and was certain he wasn't kira.
      Some things like that just have to happen for a story, otherwise it wouldn't be one worth telling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the bus hijack thing was weird. Light could have literally done nothing and he would have been fine. Yet he had to make it happen for some reason.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He simply did not know when the surveillance would end or even if he was considered in the clear and also wanted to send a message, had he taken a day longer to set up the date it wouldn't have happened or be meaningful to police (who probably wouldn't even know he was on unless Light was shown on camera or his dad knew he was out on a date, he could just lie and say it wasn't his bus anyway).
          It's just fate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the bus hijack thing was weird. Light could have literally done nothing and he would have been fine. Yet he had to make it happen for some reason.

        I think this was meant to reflect the stereotype of irl serial killers who want to be caught. Light was desperate to be recognized as a god, he lived for those moments where he could reveal himself as Kira and watch his victims die.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a live broadcast and the guy died during it so this thought fails even a small amount of actually thinking about it

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Replaying Shadow of War
    I mean can Kira even kill either Talion or Celembrimbor? They already ghost and then Wraith Talion seems like a unstoppable force at the end the game.

    The real problem seems to be discover who's kira, i wonder if wraith Talion could see the shinigami or if domination could work on humans like Takada to reveal the truth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Talion
      So, I guess this is up for interpretation, since he is of the race of man you could say he's a human and could thus be killed. I'd argue otherwise because of wraith shenanigans, but OP is an omega homosexual so I doubt that'd fly. Celembrimbor is an elf though and it wouldn't work. Only issue would be getting close enough to Kira. Also, yeah, Dominion should work

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So, I guess this is up for interpretation, since he is of the race of man you could say he's a human and could thus be killed. I'd argue otherwise because of wraith shenanigans
        I think this is the biggest advantage he's already death no matter what Light writes Talion has body with no real human functions anymore, he spend decades in that form thank to the ring

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Light deliberately chose his method of killing to let people know that a sentient, supernatural force was responsible
    2. Light started his killing spree in Tokyo, but is also fluent in English because of how many of his kills come from Interpol and international broadcasts
    3. Light was stupid enough to fall for a fake broadcast in a specific region of Tokyo
    4. Light was even more stupid enough to let L know exactly which Tokyo PD databases he had access to
    5. Light's Death Note kill schedule indicated that he was a student

    It's actually insanely obvious who Kira is. He's someone with a direct connection to Soichiro Yagami's Tokyo PD unit, who is fluent in English and Japanese, who is a full-time student, who lives in Tokyo, and has a massive ego.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All 6 points you mentioned were Light purposefully dropping hints just to lure L closer and kill him personally.

      And it worked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh so is this another new gay stipulation, it's in a world where Light also does nothing to reveal his identity and we're just supposed to find some gay holed up in his room?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is not a new stipulation. Light will drop hints, but only if your character is clever enough to make himself known to Light while simultaneously not giving away his name/face. It is a very difficult set of win conditions and not many characters can do it. If your character is too impotent Light might never become aware of your character and therefore will never drop hints, on the other hand if your character is known but not careful enough he will easily get killed without Light feeling the need to drop clues and meet your character personally.

          There is also the fact that Light approached L because L was a detective. if Light suspected your character kills indiscriminately it is likely that he wouldn't want to get up personal.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The following were easily concluded before L publicly did anything
            >Japanese
            >student

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are misremembering. L only suspected Kira was a student after the broadcast, and Light has a specific inner monologue stating he adjusted his schedule to give away that he is a student.

              Regarding being Japanese, this came directly from the broadcast and it was a slight hunch that L had based on the very first kill. I don't think he would have dropped that theory easily but it is an exaggeration to say that he had certainty ever since before the broadcast - otherwise he wouldn't even have wasted his time doing the broadcast in the first place.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are misremembering. L only suspected Kira was a student after the broadcast, and Light has a specific inner monologue stating he adjusted his schedule to give away that he is a student.
                Wrong, L suspected he was a student and Light killed every hour on the hour to make it known he can kill whenever he wanted and to let L knew he was privy to sensitive information. The shit happening before then was that all the deaths happened outside of school hours which led to L having the suspicion in the first place. You have to be familiar with the show before we can have this conversation

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but you are also misremembering, the police find out Light is a student through his killing schedule, so he schedules criminals to be killed every hour for 24h to taunt police and show he can make the time anything he wants, also possibly making them think the student schedule was just a trap.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are misremembering. L only suspected Kira was a student after the broadcast, and Light has a specific inner monologue stating he adjusted his schedule to give away that he is a student.
                Wrong, L suspected he was a student and Light killed every hour on the hour to make it known he can kill whenever he wanted and to let L knew he was privy to sensitive information. The shit happening before then was that all the deaths happened outside of school hours which led to L having the suspicion in the first place. You have to be familiar with the show before we can have this conversation

                Jesus christ, you two are morons. Look at pic related and don't waste my time again.

                No one in this board knows Death Note better than me.

                Chapter 3 BTW

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This does not contradict my post, if anything it just removes the "possibly" from my post.
                You are illiterate.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being unable to concede you are wrong is a terrible personality trait but you do you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree
                so explain how Kira beats Dragon Balls

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am always open to learn, in fact I am completely moronic and illiterate myself. Please please please, point out which parts of my post your image contradicts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                1) The broadcast happens on Chapter 2. L suspects Light is a student on Chapter 3, when analyzing new kills (that happened AFTER the broadcast)

                2) Light never tried to make them think that the student information was a trap, he is just giving free information to L to lure him closer.
                >Hey L, look, I can only kill outside of school hours, so I must be a student!
                >Hey L, actually I can kill whenever I want, meaning that I was killing outside of school hours on purpose to let you know this bit about me!
                >Which means I see you as an intellectual opponent and am willing to engage in a cat-and-mouse hunt!
                >And which also means that I know what information you have and can react on it, curious huh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being unable to concede you are wrong is a terrible personality trait
                And yet you JUST said Light only killed people exclusively with heart attacks, making it obvious there's a person behind it, to get L's attention.
                Are you admitting you have terrible personality traits? If so, that's pretty big of you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your post is incoherent.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understand you're bad at reading, let me break it down for you

                1. Light deliberately chose his method of killing to let people know that a sentient, supernatural force was responsible
                2. Light started his killing spree in Tokyo, but is also fluent in English because of how many of his kills come from Interpol and international broadcasts
                3. Light was stupid enough to fall for a fake broadcast in a specific region of Tokyo
                4. Light was even more stupid enough to let L know exactly which Tokyo PD databases he had access to
                5. Light's Death Note kill schedule indicated that he was a student

                It's actually insanely obvious who Kira is. He's someone with a direct connection to Soichiro Yagami's Tokyo PD unit, who is fluent in English and Japanese, who is a full-time student, who lives in Tokyo, and has a massive ego.

                stated reasons Light made his trail obvious, including point 1) "Light deliberately chose his method of killing to let people know that a sentient, supernatural force was responsible"
                (You) then said all 6 points were Light purposefully dropping hints for L, despite the fact that he was killing to make sure all unjust people KNEW there was someone cleaning up the trash, and he directly stated this before L was even in the picture. Therefore you're wrong and by your own comment, have a terrible personality because of your inability to admit it, based on the fact you were called out for it and like every other comment proving you wrong in this thread, have chosen to ignore

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes moron, then he replied to me saying "no actually L realized Light was Japanese and a student before Light started dropping hints to him", but this is wrong since BOTH these were on purpose to bait L (and this much was stated in the same single panel I posted)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but this is wrong since BOTH these were on purpose to bait L
                Light began killing criminals in his particular neighborhood of Tokyo, while he was testing out the Death Note, before he even knew L existed...to bait L?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Light didn't begin killing "criminals", he killed one (1) guy. L used this as a hunch that Light was in Kanto, but it was a shot in the dark and he was wiling to try out every other region in the world if it didn't work in his first attempt.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, you're saying that Light specifically killed using ONLY heart attacks, not because he wanted criminals to think there's a god looking out for the weak and just (directly stated by Light in Chapter 1) but as a ploy in his cat and mouse game with L (you stated L specifically) which at this point he had NO knowledge of?
                Yeah you're clearly wrong about this and refuse to admit it, ergo, you have a terrible personality.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You did something stupid, Light
                >Yeah, I uh... meant to do it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Light is such a smug dumb homosexual L should have been the one to get him. Neir sucks in comparison, and just makes the ending feel hollow

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not part of this argument, but how is this smart, clever or strategic? They concluded he was a student and Japanese because Light did nothing to conceal it or misdirect. In other words, whether Light made no concerted effort or intended it, the outcome is the same. Why take credit for something that would have happened anyway? And that completely skirts the question if highly narrowing the demographics was advantageous, which there is no way that it was

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Light isn't making optimal use of the Death Note. He is purposefully dropping hints because he wants to kill L for personal satisfaction. He is a narcissist. It is clever and strategic because it brings L closer to him the most by sacrificing the least amount of information about himself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he wanted to reveal details about himself, he could have well had the criminals write a messages. Even if it was his intent, it was still sub-optimal as to be stupid. So he was stupid either way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >manga
                not canon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn what a fricking dillhole
                He could have been invisible forever

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't WANT to be invisible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                L had his suspicions of student before doing the broadcast and anyone would know he was Japanese from common sense. The FBI dude went to Japan for similar reasons.
                Regular detectives could easily deduce student and Japanese from the targets and schedule.
                Hell the public even gave him a Japanese name cause it was so obvious his bias towards Japan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hell the public even gave him a Japanese name cause it was so obvious his bias towards Japan.
                anon please don't give this homosexual any ammo. Kira was the name given to him from a Japanese website based on the English word Killer. It wasn't specifically Japanese, if anything, it's English. The reason it stuck is just nonsense plot contrivance.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You directly mentioned points 1 and 2 as things he did specifically to get at L, which is untrue
            >Light deliberately chose his method of killing to let people know that a sentient, supernatural force was responsible
            >Light started his killing spree in Tokyo, but is also fluent in English because of how many of his kills come from Interpol and international broadcasts
            which both happened before he had any knowledge of L. Either you didn't read chapter 1 or you're making L some hermit who just wants to kill

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All 6 points you mentioned were Light purposefully dropping hints just to lure L closer and kill him personally.
        Bullshit. Light didn't choose his killing method to lure in L, he didn't even know L existed at that point. When "L" (Lind Taylor) appeared on TV challenging Kira, Light scribbled his name in the book without a second thought and then cackled like a maniac. He completely fell for L's initial trick.

        It is not a new stipulation. Light will drop hints, but only if your character is clever enough to make himself known to Light while simultaneously not giving away his name/face. It is a very difficult set of win conditions and not many characters can do it. If your character is too impotent Light might never become aware of your character and therefore will never drop hints, on the other hand if your character is known but not careful enough he will easily get killed without Light feeling the need to drop clues and meet your character personally.

        There is also the fact that Light approached L because L was a detective. if Light suspected your character kills indiscriminately it is likely that he wouldn't want to get up personal.

        >There is also the fact that Light approached L because L was a detective

        Did we watch the same show? L approaches Light. Light had no clue what L even looked like until L whispered his identity to him at the Tokyo University entrance ceremony

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Did we watch the same show? L approaches Light. Light had no clue what L even looked like until L whispered his identity to him at the Tokyo University entrance ceremony
          What I love in threads like this is that there are people like you who are so utter clueless and clearly did not understand anything in Death Note.

          L sought Light as much as Light sought L. Most of L's clues were hintcoined by Light and this is clearly stated in inner monologues. L did surprise Light a few times, especially when he arrested Misa (because of her own mistakes), but that aside Light had a tight grip over the pacing of their confrontation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What I love in threads like this is that there are people like you who are so utter clueless and clearly did not understand anything in Death Note.
            I feel like you're not about to answer my question.

            >L sought Light as much as Light sought L. Most of L's clues were hintcoined by Light and this is clearly stated in inner monologues. L did surprise Light a few times, especially when he arrested Misa (because of her own mistakes), but that aside Light had a tight grip over the pacing of their confrontation.
            Now that you're done rambling, do you want to try to answer the question?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The character named 'not vidya'

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally an excuse to post this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think courage might not resolve the case, but somehow captures Kira by something like purchasing a life note from the web

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eddie and Roger have this anon. A good musical number a Eddie sober up a little and he would solve the case in hour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This image is fricking dumb. Figuring out the mechanics of the Death Note is necessary to solve the kira case without supernatural intervention. How is Harry or Wright going to sovle the Kira case if they dont know how the death note works?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry
        It says right there that he CAN intuit the mechanics, either way the point is that the characters in "can solve it but have no idea how the death note works" is that they're genuinely amazing detectives that COULD trace Light down even without knowing how exactly he's killing. Like with the Nice Guys, they'd just fall upwards until he just lands on their lap, or with Connor and Hank just being able to bruteforce and buddycop their way through the system.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im talking bout dirty harry who cannot intuit the mechanics but can solve the case without supernatural abilities. Same with the Knives out detective, without knowing how the person is killing you cant find them. L had to figure out that a name and face were needed so went straight to find out who had access online records, how can you figure out who Kira is without knowing how the DN works?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using the inferior version of poirot
      get the frick out of here with your shit chart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duwang gang on being able to solving the Kira case
      Perfect, they've already solved their own Kira's case

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is the Kira case the one from Death Note or the one from Jojo??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Battler unable to solve the Kira case
      Come now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Akechi
      >Can't solve the Kira case
      I'm pretty sure he's literally the best possible person in that image to be able to deal with the Kira case.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light can't kill him
    If he even attempts to write his name down the anime resets.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bullshits his way to learning how the Death Note works
    >uncovers Kira's identity through the most convoluted plan ever constructed
    >gets him hanged

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never understands how the Death Note works
      >Believes Light is completely innocent
      >"Light Yagami, you're one of the finest young detectives I've ever met, I'm going to write your name down in this journal I found on the street the other day. It has the words "Death Note" written on it, how absurd."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >read it in his voice
        I miss Leslie so much, man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even after Light's dead he believes he was innocent
        >Blames Matsuda for no reason and it's sure he must be Kira

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw he attempts to arrest Matsuda and accidentally shoots Misa in the process

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kira's threats weren't mere bluffs and time was running out! Me and Ed drove around for a couple hours for mo particular reason. We came up empty.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pros
    >basically an unstoppable murder machine
    >Debatably human? May be immune to the deathnote alltogether. Humans in citadel are spliced with junkk animal DNA so demons and angels can't mindrape them (again).
    >Goes by a pseudonym
    >Tons of flash clones

    The cons
    >Brain smooth, head empty
    >Canonically wants to frick shotas
    >Kira just has to make it to a boat and leave before she reaches him

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >T2T's Prince of Persia
    Not sure if he could, he can hold his own pretty well against *tangible* forces of nature, but he's not exactly the best detective.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Underrail spear metal armor wearer. I do have 6 intelligence and 14 strength. So no, my guy couldn't even find out who Kira is. But if he did, he'd impale him.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      morondler wouldn't find his own dick with a magnifying glass, much less someone with a 3 digit IQ like Kira.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 digit IQ
        this isn't the compliment you think it is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are too stupid to realize I am not calling Light particularly smart, just not completely moronic like you, huh?
          As expected from an Umitroony fan.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are too stupid to realize I am not calling Light particularly smart, just not completely moronic like you, huh?
          As expected from an Umitroony fan.

          Kek rekt, nice one anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you'd actually read Umineko, you'd know Battler is far from stupid, and actually pretty smart, can come up with complicated schemes that pay off (LORD BATTLER) and willing to take risks (see logic error.)
        His moronic theories are him flinging literally anything he can think of at the wall and seeing if it sticks/Beatrice shoots them down or not. They don't have to be right, just possible.
        The small bombs theory is called moronic by Battler himself and by Beatrice herself after it's first mentioned, it's meant to be moronic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, you actually got butthurt about it?
          Jesus Christ, read some actual Agatha Christie book instead of thinking the one VN your troony discord handler recommended you is the be all end all of literature, you fricking moronic clown.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said Umineko was the best or anything. I'm just saying he's not as moronic as memes make it out to be.
            Maybe you should try reading it and learning something.
            And thank you, I have read Christie. What next are you going to recommend Sherlock Holmes to show how literate you are?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Agatha Christie
            Try Arthur Conan Doyle. Agatha's books are awful

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you're the one upset

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he had L's resources and Kira didn't kill his family so he starts crying like a baby he could probably do it
      Tohya could do it for sure

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can fulfill all requirements made by OP
    >still blow up the planet because its funny
    The question is how long it will take for Kira to lose

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My character at palworld.
    So i guess i can just catch Light in a pallball and use him and the Death Note as a slave uh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you actually can't do that since your character can't find him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No biggie, just gonna go to prisions and slave off every prisioner so Kira gets mad they cant die anymore.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira's fricked.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deadpool
    Heart attacks can't kill him and he's read the manga so knows who it is
    GG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First win in the thread. Jesus what a shitshow this has been. Usually people can win in the first 50 posts, today it took 177.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >First win in the thread
        >shadow the hedgehog wins, your only argument is death note can kill hedgehogs (it can't)
        >Batman, your only argument is "not with technology from 2006" but Batman has way more sophisticated technology, even in early comics
        >Possibly Samus, he'd have no way to kill her and they'd have the galactic federation researching into his identity
        >Frieza, you had no argument from Dragon Balls
        >Goku post for same reasons

        4 and a half wins before Deadpool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ignores half the characters already posted that are immune to the Death Note, would destroy Kira in a combat fight and have a reasonable chance at investigating the murders and some even able to detect him having a demon around.
        Yeah ok buddy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly surprised he didn't use the death note as a win against Deadpool because the rules state whoever's name is written WILL die

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because he will never find Deadpool's name.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              man out of all the moronic shit you could say, you chose that?
              He could probably attach a recording device to some chick and just have her ask. Wade isn't exactly tight lipped, that's kind of his whole thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You dumbass, Wade Wilson is not Deadpool's real name. I don't think they ever revealed what is real name is but most of the fandom believes his first name is Jack.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I admit defeat, I didn't know that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Deadpool starts feeling heart attack
            >time stops
            >"Woah, hold the phone buddy, I die??"
            >*camera zooms out of comic panel*
            >"Well yeah... The rule of my death note says you will die so..."
            >"But I can't die!! That's like, my whole schtick! Hang on a moment."
            >walks back to panel where Light is about to write Deadpool's name in the death note and blows his brains out

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring it on

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The code grass gacha. Lulu easily beats Light

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha no, Lelouch is a moron and Light is the perfect counter for him. You can have all the mechas and explosives you want, it may work against an empire that controls Earth but it won't help against Kira

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Lulus anime won in 2006 and lulu beats kira in a game of wits. If L can narrow it down to light Lelouch would use his grass the first chance just to be sure

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lulus anime won in 2006
          Wrong

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally did. Code grass sold just shy of a million copies in 2 years while deathnote sold a small fraction of it

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homm 3 Shadow of death Sandro campaign. Kira is completely irrelevant all humans will become part of sandros undead army. Light can't kill a fricking skeleton

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is an unironic avatargay so you should all just ignore what this moron says.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is also a tech illiterate moron. He outed himself in an embarrassing display on Ganker during a period he was banned from Ganker

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He is also a tech illiterate moron
        what'd he do?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stream gay
          >no addblocker so his screenshot was full of adds
          >making absolutely nonsense cope on how he isn't a tech illiterate moron
          I forget the specifics beyond that. Shame archive can't search by pass posts

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is also a tech illiterate moron. He outed himself in an embarrassing display on Ganker during a period he was banned from Ganker

            Huh? That probably wasn't me since I use an adblock. I did troll Ganker by saying Crunchyroll is the only real way to watch anime and of course you were gullible enough to fall for it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it's fun watching him scramble for moronic reasons who Kira, a guy with an untraceable murder weapon who still loses, wins against insurmountable odds. Him being a giant baby and ignoring posts proving him wrong is kinda boring but, hey, it's the journey not the destination.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, he just looks at the killfeed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kira (skull symbol) X
      >Kira (skull symbol) Y

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kuma
    Are animals affected by the Death Note? If not I'm fairly confident Kuma would maul Light to death.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Kira to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so, he's not an Earthling, but he IS human. Death Note would get his ass, but would he reveal his name so readily? Probably yes

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mishima Kazuya
    he will just destroy all of Japan

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only feasible way I see is if he gets absolute bullshit lucky help from some anomaly or finds a compass style artifact that leads him to whoever he wants to find.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punished Snake
    he doesn't even know his own name and between MSF, Diamond Dogs, and Outer Heaven would definitely kind Kira eventually.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Last played as Kairos Fateweaver from TWW3
    He probably has it in the bag via Tzeentch frickery until Tzeentch frickery frickers him up.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Destroying the small area of japan he narrowed himself down to doesn't count... because!
    Interesting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for arguments sake, because it's supposed to be a game of wits. For the sake of realism though, it's because OP is a gay.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira eats poop and dies
    The End

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My OC clears Light easy. Last game I played was my demo.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >destiny 2
    Guardian are blessed by a godlike entity so it us even debatable if the deathnote can kill the guardian. It doesn't matter anyways since they revive constantly. The real question is can the ghost figure it out and the answer is... Probably eventually

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to sleep. We only had 1 winner (Deadpool). Enjoy the rest of the thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Several characters won. You're just an idiot and forgot your own rules.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuji would probably assume that Kira using magic or something and would ask Suisen to scan the planet for any unusual energy readings. Seeing as Death Note Earth is a relatively mundane setting, it wouldn't to long to find Ryuk, leading him straight Light. He precedes to beat the shit out of him and tries to cash him in for a bounty

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman, like to see how lights autism figure that one out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Light figures out he's Bruce Wayne fairly quickly
      >Writes it down as Bruce is at a press conference and watches the seconds tick by
      >40 seconds pass
      >They just keep ticking
      >Ryuk starts laughing his ass off and it switches to his pov where Batman is over his head

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The joke here is he should've written "Batman"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. It's a little cheesy but it's a genuine thing in the comics. Like he gets tied up by WW's lasso and still calls himself Batman when she asks his identity.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Terry: "How did you know from the beginning? That you weren't going insane and someone was in your head? I knew about his powers but when he was in my head it was impossible to tell my thoughts from his."
          Bruce: "The voice in my head kept calling me Bruce."
          Terry: "....So?"
          Bruce: "That's not what I call myself."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's said Batman 'loses' on multiple occasions before, with the logic that "something something Batman isn't a detective and Sherlock Holmes is better"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's said Batman 'loses' on multiple occasions before, with the logic that "something something Batman isn't a detective and Sherlock Holmes is better"

      My opinion on Batman is that he relies on technology as a clutch to do his detective work. If he were to face Kira in his futuristic setting, he would win, no doubt. In fact, it is explicitly stated in Death Note that the only reason Light can operate without being seen is because it's still 2006 and surveillance tech didn't get too far yet.

      However, if Batman were isekaid to Light's world (which is the premise of this thread) I don't think he would be smart enough to solve the Kira case.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman's detective skills vary heavily depending on the adaptation. Sometimes he's a genuinely excellent detective, other times it really is just "I used the crime solving gadget to solve the crime". The Nolan movies leaned heavily towards the latter. I think Arkhamverse Batman is a nice balance between the two and could probably figure it out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arkhamverse Batman relies on it even more. He knows the big bad is using a car with a specific set of wheels and now he can magically track that car all across the city just from looking at the tire marks on the ground. If they are using poison he tracks radiation from the manufacturing process all across to city to do it. Even when he has no clues he just... tracks all sound from the city until he finds the big bad talking (???). It's ridiculous and not how a detective operates.

          To me a detective must operate like Sherlock Holmes (from the original Arthur Conan Doyle). 90% of the job must be done through pure logical reasoning and criminal profiling. You can use chemistry or engineering or whatever for the last 10%, but it should just be to confirm your theory.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's been a while since I watched Dark Knight, but doesn't he figure out where the Joker is just by basically spying on every phone in Gotham simultaneously? At least Arkham Batman has to run around looking for clues and stuff.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't he figure out where the Joker is just by basically spying on every phone in Gotham simultaneously?
              Yes, and this is impossible without absurdly futuristic technology that he wouldn't have if he got isekaid

              Also it would be illegal proof anyway. You need a judge's permission for your wiretapping to be legal proof. Kira would beat Batman in court and go back to the streets.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >would be illegal proof anyway. You need a judge's permission for your wiretapping to be legal proof
                This is not true in every country. Idk about Japan but in the UK for example, evidence is evidence regardless of how it was acquired (police can still get in trouble for breaking evidence gathering rules, but the criminal isn't just let go).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >police can still get in trouble for breaking evidence gathering rules
                lmao
                yea uh huh
                the entire point of evidence not counting if gathered illegally is to deter the government from illegally gathering evidence
                there's defacto no punishment if they can just do it anyways and use the evidence regardless
                >b-but the officers!
                a slap on the wrist isnt accountability, and those pawns are expendable in the eyes of the government
                they still got what they wanted and violated your rights to do it, and you have no recourse for it

                what a cucked country that is

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Criminals don't deserve rights, that's why we put them in prison. And evidence is evidence.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also in you're c**t, men are being put away for rape based on just two (2) verbal accusations, and retried when an accuser recants so the court system can try again until it gets the predetermined correct result. What good are admissibility requirements when evidence is not needed to begin with? Talk about cucked.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just played Scribblenauts
    Kira is fricked

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >passhomosexual
    >election tourist
    >jerking off Light Yagami

    Checks out.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last character was an immortal CK2 Venetian Doge. I had an absolute ton of intrigue from centuries of scheming. I'm probably ok.

    >I'm contacting my extensive network of israelites across Europe and Asia right now. I have access to the full might of the Venetian navy, and will use it you wipe you off the face of the earth.

    Of course if we're going by ck2 logic, Light is going to get cancer and the plague right away and die horribly. Or just randomly get sacrificed by the satanists.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never watch death note past episode 25
    my enjoyment of it is always pretty ok because of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think the show is drastically improved if you stop watching right after L is killed. It takes a nosedive with the timeskip and the other gay anime detectives they introduce.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My last game was WOTR, so it's a custom character: a lich with 40-something Intelligence, magic up to 10th level, and natural immunity to the Death Note due to already being dead. Can probably bullshit up some divination spell to find Light, or otherwise just put that Int to use.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Kira knew he was after him, it might rule in favor of Kira. Since Kira doesn't know, Kira's only got 24 hours, tops.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira has 4 hours to get the frick out of Japan or he's toast.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my WoL in FFXIV (DRG)
    >infamous enough to be called a murderer by every single Garlean
    >famous enough to be recognized by most npcs
    >not intellectual just an autistic dragoon

    he's coooked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kira writes the WoL's name down in the book
      >It doesn't work because the WoL's true name is actually Azem, and he used a fantasia at the end of ARR to change his original face

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, shit. I guess 50 blessings would be grateful that Jacket is still an asset when they discover the pattern of Light's assassinations being set in Japan because the Death Note when discovered will tip the odds to America's favor.

    If this isn't the case and it's more about Jacket being in Light's world with no Russo-American war and no need to be killing russians, I guess he'd just crop the newspaper articles related to the heart attacks and pinpoint the country by just noticing the weirdness of the same death happening to criminals.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Lightgay once again creating a thread where he pulls serious mental gymnastics about how his crush isn't an utter buffoon who would blew his cover to almost any non-moronic protagonist
    Fricking kek

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, I just finished reading death note for the first time, shit was good.
    get fricked kira, you got your ass beaten by a child

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes wonder how many wrongfully convicted criminals Kira killed. I think that would've been interesting after Light defeats L, Kira ends up fricking up and killing someone later proven innocent and the real killer has yet to be found. Public opinion on Kira begins to falter since their "god" killed an innocent man and can't punish the real killer

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last game I played was Needy Streamer Overload. I played as the secret boyfriend of the streamer, who didn't reveal her real name. Unfortunately, even at her most powerful ending, all she can do is destroy the world which doesn't find Kira's identity. Fun to think about though.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kazuma Kiryu
    I like Kiryu and all but he's pretty fricked here.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some stupid teenage bawd in the sims 4

    No chance she'd do it

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he'll watch light completely embarrass himself for his failure to do 3 Airs.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diablo 2 necromancer
    No chance, and he seems like one of the smarter player characters.

    >skeletons, golems, and revived monsters aren't going to accomplish dick and can't be used in public
    >even if they could do something semi useful, getting corpses in the first place without alerting law enforcement is a ridiculous proposition
    >none of his other magic seems particularly useful for figuring out who Kira is
    >virtually all quests come from an NPC telling you wtf is going on, so there's no precedent for gathering clues and information on his own

    The most I could see him doing is maybe figuring out that Kira is a student given the times the deaths occur, but even that is a bit of a stretch. Maybe some contrived scenario where he curses Light with Iron Maiden right after his name is put in the Death Note, but that would several asspulls in a row.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cities Skylines
    I dunno, but I'm making a killing in the stock market

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"hmmm...random heart attacks and the scent of Shinigami shit throughout Tokyo..."
    >"a japanese homosexual with a Death note, gotta be."

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he could do it, assuming at least Botan came with, or at the very least he got a briefing from Koenma first.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being so buck-broken by the Japanese education system that you believe that the evils in the world is a result of people not conforming harder
    >Is that natural hair that isn't black or brown? Reee dye it rite now!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evils in the world is a result of people not conforming harder
      It is but it's powerful people who mainly need to conform harder

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It is but it's powerful people who mainly need to conform harder
        >Don't you see? The girl was wrong to try to kill her rapist teacher. That is why her parents didn't prosecute him because she made a fuzz about it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Japanese still have a feudal mindset where they think social cohesion to be the highest value. The reason why Death Note didn't start off with Light killing everyone in Epstein flight list (or using the control power to spill the beans) is because of this mindset. Other Japanese authors like to play this idea like Bokurano and (imo) Jyu-Oh-Sei. I referencing was an infamous story arc in Bokurano where a rapist teacher got scot-free.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It is but it's powerful people who mainly need to conform harder
        >Don't you see? The girl was wrong to try to kill her rapist teacher. That is why her parents didn't prosecute him because she made a fuzz about it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the brown hair thing is a meme
      They all have jet black and greasy hair. No exceptions. If you'd ever been there you'd know what I mean.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills everyone which results in Kira also dying
    >mission accomplished

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Operator
    Genuinely how would he die if he's a piece of infinite energy? Further more he's got access to an arsenal of running nukes and a pocket dimension in the universal fabric's backyard where he can hide and be immune to any outside interference.
    Kira is dead.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan wake (Survivor) in Dead by Daylight
    The DBD survivors are already dead I think, I haven't read the lore in a longass time but I'm going to assume the entity will let them respawn, and with only so many other characters/creatures in the realm I don't think it'll be too hard to figure out who he is.
    If he's just the killer sitting down writing peoples names over and over every trial its a pretty fricked situation I guess but 40 seconds is enough to run across most maps and probably kill him with the other survivors, especially the canonically strong ones like Leon.
    If they're just "aware" of Kira while still being in DBD then nothing happens at all I think, since Kira wouldn't know about them and they wouldn't really give a shit while getting blasted by another blight

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no name
    >no face
    Gg ez

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      could Kira figure out the impostor?

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A single default helldiver
    They're anonymous to the core, Kira will never discover his identity

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the FFXIV Warrior of Light
    Could probably do it, not because they're super intelligent but they have a bullshit power that shows them psychic flashbacks any time it's plot relevant.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I guess that's pretty easy considering wolf can't die
    Sekiro Chad's always winning bros

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The doujinshi where Light gets sent to the Shinigami world, but has to live out every single death he inflicted in the meantime, was kino.
    >Then I guess I'll go meet the Shinigami King

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Note is the fricking worst. Everyone genuinely liking it is mentally stunted, same with the fans of Saw. Frick off with that shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. pissbaby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fana of Saw
      Those exist? I've never seen a single person say they're a "fan" of those films.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first one is actually Kino and legitimate classic. All the sequels miss the point pretty hard.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For Kiryu it'd be a sub story where he'd somehow accidentally expose Light without knowing about the death note.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just write Death Note to be a better manga?

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Man's Sky
    >have to find the one random house on one random planet in the one random star system that Kira is in
    Yeah, I'm gonna say neither one of them ever even becomes aware of each other's existence. The alternative is there's a quest marker pointing directly to his location and I pinpoint laser strike his home from low orbit.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nameless One could do it, eventually

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >total warhammer 3 as the lizardman, Kroq-Gar
    he can send his saurus agents to find what city kira is living in, and raze it to the ground. if kira gets him, his army will finish the job, and then Kroq-Gar will revive 5 turns later

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rogue trader
    Yeah: put the planet on total lockdown. Mind screenings for everybody, no exceptions. Have Idra (crazy unsanctioned psyker, can mind read) deal with the most promising leads/suspicious people.
    Also: If the culprit is not found within 10 days, it's exterminatus.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last person I played was myself from The Sims so I could definitely win due to my advance knowledge of Death Note
    And if I didn't have that I'd win because of my 10 points in logic and creativity
    and access to magic spells/supernatural transformations

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last played as Tails in Sonic 3 & Knuckles
    Well, he's a genius with tons of gadgets he can invent on the fly.
    Kira's fricked.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BS Grimm
    >name is obfuscated due to his amalgam origin, even Grimm is just something he adopts, chooses a new name each game
    >driven to investigate shit, willing to do anything to reach the truth
    >returns to life after death, with his own soul in his hands to be devoured for ever increasing strength
    >can loop time to test theories, even so far as killing one person at a time until the real Kira is found and then resetting the timeline to beeline to him
    It'll be incredibly messy but inevitable. And in the end only he'll remember the dark shit that took place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      grimm dont have the ability to loop time even then he still have 9 ? greastest mind in his body to figure out who is kira

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DS3 protagonist
    Does the Death Note beat being Unkindled?

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jhin from league
    a perfect match

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fail.

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link from Breath of the Wild
    He wouldn't have a chance, he's too stupid and needs to be told everything
    Maybe there's some bullshit Sheikah technology that would help him, I haven't finished it yet

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kira
    >vs
    >maximo
    Diary boy is about to be fricked roughly

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2 Scout
    God himself brought him back from the dead because if every single woman on the planet doesn't frick him, the world ends. I say our violent baseball bat friend has good chances.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baldur’s Gate 2 as a high level fighter/mage
    Cast Wish to find out his identity.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >luis lopez from gta4
    he'd probably be dead before it even begins

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam porter bridges
    Cant die, plus the death note would be pretty fricking useless in the world of death stranding. Frick you light

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst case I will pull him out of a closet, good as new.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    blue jesus transcends death. you didn't stand a chance Kira.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these years later and I'm still a little annoyed that exploding desk drawer never amounted to anything. Talk about a chekhov's gun left unfired. Ryuk even points out how dangerous it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? It gave Light a safe place to store the Death Note. How was it pointless?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was just supposed to show how clever Light is, but also how unafraid he is to put even his immediate family in danger if it meant furthering his goals and removing evidence.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomguy
    Depends entirely on whether Ryuk is technically a demon or not. If he is, doomguy WILL find him and kill him, and Kira along with him. If not, it ain't his problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt Doomguy on some eternal crusade in hell? If there was just one demon on Earth wouldnt his first priority just be to get back to hell and keep fighting anyway?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really know the lore of eternal but in classic doom he went to hell and cleansed it, then came back to earth and killed every demon, and then went back to hell and killed every demon there including the mother of all demons, and stayed there to make sure no demons could ever live again. I think if Ryuk was on earth he'd come back to kill him and all the other shinigami before returning to hell as necessary. He really hates demons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ryuk is more of an angel than a demon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Doomguy dies does he just respawn back in hell or what?

          Ryuk is more of an angel than a demon

          So this is old testament god where hes a total homosexual then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Death Note does not operate with an abrahamic god. You have the Shinigami King who is an omnipotent omniscient deity capable of killing people and controlling them. But he doesn't do it manually. Instead he creates the Death Notes which work by borrowing his power. Then he creates the Shinigami, who are like angels whose job is to use the Death Note to kill people, by doing this they extend their own lifespan and remain alive eternally (so long as they keep killing).

            Considering that Ryuk is serving their universe's god I think he is more of an angel.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont think Doomguy would recognize the difference so he would probably go after him.

              >If Doomguy dies does he just respawn back in hell or what?
              Well he doesn't die. Presumably if he did he'd just be dead. He started out as just a lucky marine and only became a legendary figure because of his accomplishments. I know doom 2016 and eternal added onto the story with him getting some powers from some aliens or some shit, and somehow being immortal, but I prefer the classic story of him just being angry as frick.

              I think Light would win then. It doesnt matter how determined and chad you are if your hit with instant-death spell.

              [...]
              Assuming Ryuk is a demon, Doomguy wouldn't even be able to see Ryuk. Forget about it. You fail.

              This response is moronic and low effort you are correct he would fail though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doomguy always wears a helmet, so Light wouldn't be able to do shit to him. He also would just scream incoherently when asked for his name.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If Doomguy dies does he just respawn back in hell or what?
            Well he doesn't die. Presumably if he did he'd just be dead. He started out as just a lucky marine and only became a legendary figure because of his accomplishments. I know doom 2016 and eternal added onto the story with him getting some powers from some aliens or some shit, and somehow being immortal, but I prefer the classic story of him just being angry as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Earth has one demon
        >This demon arrived from somewhere
        >Demons live in hell = he arrived from hell
        >means that fastest way to get back to hel is to find this demon
        Light is royally fricked

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isnt Doomguy on some eternal crusade in hell? If there was just one demon on Earth wouldnt his first priority just be to get back to hell and keep fighting anyway?

          Assuming Ryuk is a demon, Doomguy wouldn't even be able to see Ryuk. Forget about it. You fail.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The doom universe has goggles that let him see spectres and nightmare imps, I don't see why ryuk would be an exception.

            I dont think Doomguy would recognize the difference so he would probably go after him.
            [...]
            I think Light would win then. It doesnt matter how determined and chad you are if your hit with instant-death spell.
            [...]
            This response is moronic and low effort you are correct he would fail though.

            >I think Light would win then. It doesnt matter how determined and chad you are if your hit with instant-death spell.
            How would light know his name? Nobody does.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean Doomguy would probably need to ask some questions to figure out who Light is and he would tell some people his name probably. Also Doomguy doesnt strike me as a smart/investigative type he would give himself away pretty quickly.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, he murders invisible demons on regular basic, you fricking new gay. You fail.

              I dont think Doomguy would recognize the difference so he would probably go after him.
              [...]
              I think Light would win then. It doesnt matter how determined and chad you are if your hit with instant-death spell.
              [...]
              This response is moronic and low effort you are correct he would fail though.

              Ryuk isn't just "invisible" in a way that special goggles can see him. If that was the case people would be able to hear him, but they don't. If you haven't touched Ryuk's Death Note he pretty much doesn't exist in the same dimension as you.

              AND EVEN IF YOU COULD SEE HIM, you still can't interact with him physically. Don't you remember the bus scene where the robber shoots Ryuk, but the bullets just phase through him?

              Now get out of my thread, you failed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a reason you are so bad at giving reasons despite being right OP? Its like watching a toddler arguing for the wetness of water.

                Doomguy always wears a helmet, so Light wouldn't be able to do shit to him. He also would just scream incoherently when asked for his name.

                Then I imagine he wouldnt find him very easily.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My reasons are all indisputable. Can't see him, can't touch him. You're just mad because you want to be a contrarian but you can't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >contrarian
                >agrees with your main statement
                You are just a social autist OP. Not only that but you fail basic logic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said you WANT to be a contrarian but you CAN'T (because you know I am right), meaning you are not being a contrarian.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doomguy always wears a helmet, so Light wouldn't be able to do shit to him. He also would just scream incoherently when asked for his name.

                I mean Doomguy would probably need to ask some questions to figure out who Light is and he would tell some people his name probably. Also Doomguy doesnt strike me as a smart/investigative type he would give himself away pretty quickly.

                Doomguy doesn't talk, and it's implied it's due to PTSD from literally going to hell, but rest assured if people were dying due to unknown circumstances he would rampage through japan searching for the demon until he finds it and kills it. He could bring the unmakyr from doom 64 which is a weapon made by celestial beings and would certainly work on Ryuk.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He can't get the Unmakyr in the Death Note universe. He fails.

                Oh yeah sure he does not exists expect for all these times he and shinigami interacts with physical objects, but I quess all of them don't count because you also a filthy speedreeder. Demons also don't exist in same dimension as humans, did not stop doomguy from genociding them all
                Oh and that doesn't even matter whatever he can or cannot be harmed(he wasn't punched after all, so he will die to getting by doomguy) what matters is that doomguy will try, will likely use his strongest weapon and will fricking murder Light even if accidently. So you fail

                Obviously Ryuk decides what he can interact with and what he can't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Light would die of old age before he finds him. Its a non-issue for light to avoid a crazed maniac that is clearly a visible threat which would be a public threat the government would obviously warn him about.
                This is assuming you mean rampage literally. If not I still dont see him finding Light due to his lack of detective skills.

                I said you WANT to be a contrarian but you CAN'T (because you know I am right), meaning you are not being a contrarian.

                I dont want to be though? You are reading me entirely wrong autist-anon. I am simply disappointed that someone I agree with is arguing so poorly. Its much worse than finding a moron I disagree with.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doomguy does not need detectkive skills. He has inbuilt demon detector, terrain detector and secret detector. So he will just roam the earth until he detects Ryuk, then he will abuse range of his skill to build a circle around point Ryuk is, close in the centre of circle and boom, jobs done, Light is dead and Ryuk close to follow

                He can't get the Unmakyr in the Death Note universe. He fails.
                [...]
                Obviously Ryuk decides what he can interact with and what he can't.

                He doesn't need to get, he would already have it by the time he starts.And even if not, doomguy just needs to stalk Ryuk until he decides to eat apples(he addicted to them, so doomguy needs like a day or something) and as was already established, doomguy is unkillable by death note due to his helmet, so he simply will wait until apple eating moment and then rip out Ryuk throat killing him in process. Alsp BFG would likely accidenlty kill Light while Doomguy tries to harm demon, so no issue at all.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doomguy just needs to stalk Ryuk
                How the frick would he stalk someone he can't see? You're moronic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you not fricking read part of post not addressed to you? Are you actually a speedreader?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has a demon detector but Ryuk isn't a demon. Get fricked.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, we're getting into moronic territory now, but doomguy can outrun an RPG-7 rocket, which puts his straight running speed at over 700mph. Using speedrunning tricks, doomguy can straferun at a speed close to 3x this value, so about 2100mph.

                The entire area of japan is 377973km^2
                Running at 3379.622kmph, doomguy would be able to cover the entire country in 111.8 hours. He doesn't rest, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't eat. All he does is kill demons.

                Now you still want to tell me he couldn't find and kill Light? His time in hell has given him an impeccable sense for finding demonic artifacts, the moment he sees the death note, he'll know its demonic (or angelic) origins, and at that point it's game over for our frail little japanese teenager. Doomguy wins.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had not accounted for his godlike speed. Can he actually perceive small details at that speed though? Does he need to slow down to investigate something? I am certain there isnt a good example of him doing something like that at that speed in any of the games right? Even if its not in a cutscene but arguable through gameplay I would accept it.

                Doomguy does not need detectkive skills. He has inbuilt demon detector, terrain detector and secret detector. So he will just roam the earth until he detects Ryuk, then he will abuse range of his skill to build a circle around point Ryuk is, close in the centre of circle and boom, jobs done, Light is dead and Ryuk close to follow
                [...]
                He doesn't need to get, he would already have it by the time he starts.And even if not, doomguy just needs to stalk Ryuk until he decides to eat apples(he addicted to them, so doomguy needs like a day or something) and as was already established, doomguy is unkillable by death note due to his helmet, so he simply will wait until apple eating moment and then rip out Ryuk throat killing him in process. Alsp BFG would likely accidenlty kill Light while Doomguy tries to harm demon, so no issue at all.

                Whats the range on all of that though? Is it like 100m? 100km?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I had not accounted for his godlike speed. Can he actually perceive small details at that speed though?
                Well speedruns for some classic doom levels are measured in mere seconds, and involve straferunning past switches while pressing them and maneuvering through groups of demons at top speed.

                The real trick here is that I calculated his speed by comparing it to a real-world weapon that exists in his universe, rather than the in-game scale, which would bring his speed down to mere hundreds of kmph. I just figure if OP is going to use the most ridiculous interpretation of ryuk as the rules then i'll do the same for doomguy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consedering info on Doom wiki on max map size and units of map into meters, around 500 meter radius

                Taking this into consideration I am giving Doomguy a certifiable maybe. Assuming that Doomguy is willing to hurt innocents in the process I would upgrade that into he would certainly win.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, we're getting into moronic territory now, but doomguy can outrun an RPG-7 rocket, which puts his straight running speed at over 700mph. Using speedrunning tricks, doomguy can straferun at a speed close to 3x this value, so about 2100mph.

                The entire area of japan is 377973km^2
                Running at 3379.622kmph, doomguy would be able to cover the entire country in 111.8 hours. He doesn't rest, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't eat. All he does is kill demons.

                Now you still want to tell me he couldn't find and kill Light? His time in hell has given him an impeccable sense for finding demonic artifacts, the moment he sees the death note, he'll know its demonic (or angelic) origins, and at that point it's game over for our frail little japanese teenager. Doomguy wins.

                This is so moronic. Light only needs to move to one of the areas Doomguy already visited during these 111 hours. Additionally even if Doomguy came across Light he wouldn't know Light is Kira. The world's greatest detective (L) watched Light for several days with cameras and didn't suspect a thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consedering info on Doom wiki on max map size and units of map into meters, around 500 meter radius

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah sure he does not exists expect for all these times he and shinigami interacts with physical objects, but I quess all of them don't count because you also a filthy speedreeder. Demons also don't exist in same dimension as humans, did not stop doomguy from genociding them all
                Oh and that doesn't even matter whatever he can or cannot be harmed(he wasn't punched after all, so he will die to getting by doomguy) what matters is that doomguy will try, will likely use his strongest weapon and will fricking murder Light even if accidently. So you fail

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he murders invisible demons on regular basic, you fricking new gay. You fail.

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2
    >Sniper
    I am so fricked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I am going to jarate you and then one-hit you with bushwacka

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, bros, you tell me.

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get this fricking tranime shit off the board you Ganker reject

    NOT VIDYA

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disgaea 7
    It might be done through thousands of years of guesses but the odds are still in my favor.

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was playing ROM hack for JoJo, spamming Mudda as Dio. Good fricking luck you moronic little homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every fricking one knows his name and knows he is a villain
      Dio would be one of the first to die

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