the last mob of the week and not looking good so far, what we have so far is:
>Crab: lives in the mangroves and releases its claws with which you can use them to place blocks further away.
>armadillo: lives in the savannah and releases its plate with which you can make armor for your dogs.
>pinguin: lives in the rocky coasts and makes your boats go faster
that's all, Reminder that voting doesn't matter because the e-celebs will make a rigged vote and convince all their followers to vote for the most useless mob and not ruin their vanilla experience
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Literally who gives a frick about nu-minecraft
Imagine supporting fricking voting for a single mob to be in when there are mods that add hundreds of them
have a nice day
Phantoms ruined minecraft.
This so much, this and andesite, i hate this stuff so much you dig and then boom andesite can't even make a pickaxe or oven with it.
minecraft needs a trash slot just like terraria does, it's literally that simple
How? Why does everyone hate them so much? I recently played for like a week after not touching it in almost a decade and didn't even know how to spawn these things when I needed their shit, just go to bed lmao.
This however, holy shit, frick these extra minerals so hard, literal anti-fun
Why do all the new mobs always have to "release" some shit? What happened to killing the fricking animal and getting the drop?
I swear if cows didn't already exist in the game and were added recently they would "drop" meat for you to pick up.
Please think of the children and the environment anon
Reminder that they won't add sharks because they don't want to make aggressive mobs based on real life animals for this very reason
But they also lack the creativity to create something analogous to a shark. When was the last time they added a hostile mob that wasn't just a humanoid?
hoglins, which was 4 major updates ago
You could bullshit the hoglin as an actual warthog, which goes against the supposed philosophy. Do they even drop meat?
porkchops and sometimes leather yeah
Because Jeb has autistic game design rules, one of which is that animals must always be friendly or neutral. They want to do the parents job of teaching kids how to treat animals, so they don't want to portray them in any negative light and reward players for killing them. The most they'll get is food nowadays. Of course, this is fricking moronic logic.
I want this homosexual to just retire already. Give the reins to someone actually competent.
>Jeb
It's Agnes.
Would not surprise me if that bony b***h is pushing her vegan lifestyle into the game and development process. Hell, why not add more crops then?
More crops was a missed opportunity for at least 1 of the plants for the sniffer.
Boats don't need to be faster, the world gen already has a hard time keeping up.
Wolf Armor is fricking pointless
Reach extender is objectively useful but this shit should have already existed as a potion for fricking years.
Just add all this shit man, why make us choose and then never see the other two again?
Hate the mob vote, this one is underwhelming.
I hope the crab wins I guess because this is an issue I get regularly while playing and the other two just don't seem as needed.
What sucks is if the crab looses we will just continue to not have a reach extender for building..
Crab > Dillo > Penguin
1. Crab Claw extending block placing range is something that impacts every aspect of the game
2. Dog Armor is a meme, you’re more likely to kill your dog in combat than it is to kill anything outside of a basic Zombie and with armor that just means its going to absorb a few more hits from your sword before it dies.
3. The penguin’s function is already something dolphins do and cold biomes already have one useless shitty animal mob (the polar bear)
Why not just add all of them? I doubt they lack the resources to add three mobs in a WHOLE YEAR.
Woah there buddy people are already happy with what they got now! You don't want to rock the boat too much haha.
>claws with which you can use them to place blocks further away.
how's that even going to work? do you put it in the off-hand slot or something? or is it just a radiant ability from having it on you?
I bet it's an off hand thing
Someone do the video where it takes the code from the dolphin and changes
>if is_near_player and player.state == Swimming:
player.speed *= 10%
To
>if is_near_player and player.state == inBoat:
player.speed *= 10%
>>Ah, what a productive day
Next week I'll download a mod that adds all of these mobs at once. Frick Mojang and frick Micro$hit.
>vote for a mob
You do votes for major update shit, like what major feature do you want added next? You do a vote because major updates take time to make and you want to know which one you should work on first. You don't do a vote for one fricking mob. Just make them all you morons. A single modder would have them all coded in a day, yet here these hacks are wasting time on this social media garbage
>You do votes for major update shit, like what major feature do you want added next?
this 10000%.
i'm tired of these shitty votes where it's "what feature do you want us to add, and which ones do you want lost forever?" it's fricking bullshit.
we should be voting over what we want them to work on next, like what the update theme should be. like do we want an [End/Combat/Structure] update? and then the next vote introduces 1 more possibility, giving us the chance to vote for the other 2 again with a new option. (i.e. the end update wins one year, the next year it's combat, structure and Animal update or some garbage).
I'm sure they're aware of just how ridiculous their current strategy is. they're not looking to make content for the players or the community, they're trying to generate buzz and get attention. pissing everyone off is getting them attention and we need to stop rewarding their bullshit.
>Multimillion dollar company backed by one the richest corporation on earth (Microsoft)
>Over thousand of employees
>All they can manage in an update is a single shitty mob and a bunch of filler content
How come they release more frequent and impactful updates when it was just a few guys working in a shitty office with less than a fraction of the resources?
>How come they release more frequent and impactful updates when it was just a few guys working in a shitty office with less than a fraction of the resources?
parity. microsoft is making them release updates on bedrock and java at the same time, when before the other consoles versions were split up between other studios that added content from the main game over time with limitations.
they should've kept it that way, maybe made bedrock edition more child friendly and done by a different studio while java edition has its own development team/cycle.
microsoft killed the game.
A focus group full of diversity hire women sat down at a board meeting and decided that a twitter campaign would be a great way to market their new update while increasing community engagement and social media presence.
Corporations have destroyed gaming in ways that will take decades to recover from.
Corporations have ruined gaming in ways that will take decades to fix.
do penguins affect ice boats
how the frick would we know?
because everyone's uncles work at mojang
>1 fricking mob
>its just another fricking real world animal
>not even any cool animals
Are they at least getting blasted over this? Probably not because twitter is full of nothing but women and homosexuals who will eat this shit up.
Nope, it's the classic "you're entitled for asking for more, they're starving overworked developers! think of the crunch!" song and dance. Gamers are cucks.
>make a minecraft competitor
>games journalists ask you what your game has over minecraft
>well i'd say the most important thing is that my game doesn't racist charicatures of african americans and israeli people. it's such a shame what products microsoft sells to kids.
why wouldn't this work?
hytale is in development
>hytale is in development hell
ftfy
>boat but faster
>wolf but more durable
>GO GO GADGET EXTENDO ARMS
only a single good choice
>meanwhile everyone is voting for the heckin doggo armor
builder chads are going to miss out on a cool extendo arm because timmy wants wolf armor only for the wolf to fall off a cliff and die anyway
>muh reach
1 block of extra range won't mean shit 99% of the time
it's still the least terrible out of all 3
Off hand tools are quite powerful
>totem prevents you dying and gives absorption
>shield can prevent all attacks hitting you if timed well
i'd say it would be 2 blocks minimum
>So nobody likes the mob vote because we won't simply implement all the choices even though we promised we would, how do we fix this?
>Make the choices as bland as possible of course
>ANOTHER HECKIN CUTE ANIMAL!!!
>meanwhile the same 4 hostile mobs that have been there since the beginning are all that can be found outside at night.
This is what happens when you allow women in gaming. This game would be deader than dead without modders propping it up.
Someone in the last thread may have been a leaker. Pic related minus the meerkat might be coming.
that's from the biome vote back in 2018
they promised to give us the losing biomes, but still haven't 5 years later
Look at this post
He leaked the penguin yesterday.
Forget about the update. Where can I play a TerraMinecraft with those graphics?
https://www.youtube.com/live/w6zLprHHZOk?si=xO_DnJkr3eA3vu5F&t=7535
Not a commitment
>Make boats go faster
>Armor for le heckin wolferino that will just fall off a cliff or into lava and die anyway
The extra reach is the most useful, but it entirely depends on how much the extra range is gonna be, if it's one block then what's the fricking point
Dog armor seams like a very obvious thing that should have been in the game already. Horses get armor, villagers get armor, but the mob thta is supposed to fight doesn't?
unless they confirm reworking the wolf AI to not be a moron walking off cliffs and into lava there's zero point to trying to get them to fight
you can't even call them off your friend in multiplayer if they accidently hit you, it's dumb
>villagers get armor
it's don't
Why can't we just petition them to add all the mobs frick this
please understand, small multimillion game studio
is vintage story better than this shit now?
if you're autistic sure, and even then terrafirmacraft is free