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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thankful that the Switch is keeping the Vita's spirit alive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So True!

      See picrel

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel
        Wouldn't work anyways

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >woman
          duh

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this again? didn't i tell you to buy man pants?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is perfect with it busted open. Overclocking and graphics configs just like the Vita

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shame it doesnt have any vanillaware games on it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has 2 actually a third one coming out soon but I'd sure like Dragon's Crown on the Switch since rune touching was easiest on the Vita.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when nintendies were talking shit about the vita for being a port and indie machine

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's pretty funny having gone from Vita to Switch but it makes enough sense when you consider that Sony openly declared war on niche Japanese games during the PS4 lifespan. That was pretty much my motivator for getting the frick away from PlayStation. I still fondly remember the days I browsed Vitagen...good times.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me it was the final nail in the coffin for playstation, i haven't touched anything from them since; i simply don't trust anything they make anymore, they'll drop it in a heartbeat and blame everything and anyone but themselves

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a psp i just hated the vita because the memory was stupid expensive like really expensive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except the switch has games so it doesn't.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the switch most had ports, like the Vita

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          *mostly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sure do remember the "Vita has no games" back in the day since the console was too Japanese.
        Still missing a few things like Dragon's Crown, Muramasa, Odin's Sphere, Utawarerumono, IA/VT Colorful and Ebikore Amagami but it largely replaced the Vita to me.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Catherine was the last official game to come out for the Vita that I remember, after that I stopped paying attention to anything Vita related when it came to releases.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vita Japanese releases were limited to visual novels or really downgraded ports of PS4 games in its second half of its lifespan, and I do believe Catherine Fullbody was the last 'big' release on it. Some projects such as 13 Sentinels, City Shrouded in Shadow and Anonymous;Code had to cancel the Vita versions too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch is like a Vita if it had first party support instead of getting abandoned after Freedom Wars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up.
      The Switch is too big and has unergonomic joystick positions.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last console / handheld that had soul.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The revisionist history for the Vita on this board is insane. In 2013 you homosexuals were complaining about how it had no games

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it wasn't hacked yet moron. The console is trash if you actually have to pay for the games and memory cards.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had TN-V for ePSP hacking though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that was before Sony completely abandoned the console and let the weebs take over. Also before it was hacked

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the 'eck
    >inb4 not portable
    You're a fricking manlet with babyhands

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't fit in my pocket

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop wearing women's clothing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is not a single pocket on this earth that can fit an 'eck in it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, but you wouldnt want it to even if you were right, that would frick up the thumbsticks. It comes with a protective case. Just put that in your purse nancy.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you see the size of this thing?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just wear a hoodie if youre too stubborn to bring a backpack and need it on you at a seconds notice

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just wear a hoodie or bring a backpack
                nah, i just wanna put something in my pockets

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ill just ignore you posted a pic of deck with case and all in your pocket and repeat myself
                It's like im talking to a woman.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                because you didn't post a pocket? you posted a hoodie sleeve(which is different)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sew one of the ends shut then you pedantic homosexual.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                doing that will not make the deck any more pocketable then it already is(it isn't)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Decksisters are pregnant
                Not suprised, really.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deckers get laid
                Based.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They are at the bottom
                Hey, as long as it works.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my brother in Christ.
      vita nicely fits in the jacket pocket.
      you need to lug a loggage case to bring deck with you somewhere.

      Deck is a "handheld"t to be used at the destination of a trip while vita is a handheld to use during a trip

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expensive memory cards
    >best games got no physical release in the west
    >meaning you had to download those games
    >but you couldn't because of point one
    bravo sony

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the analog sticks ruined what would have otherwise been a great portable handheld. they had it right the first time with the nub. even Nintendo learned from the PSP and included a nub, maybe because they had a clambshell design they lucked into the choice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ironically everyone using psp complained about the nub

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        well they were wrong and stupid, and the 3DS proves them so.
        notice how no one complains about the nub on the 3DS, instead they want another one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          1-3ds couldnt have a stick because of the clamshel design.
          2-people wanted another one because its moronic to play 3d games with 1 stick. Same thing was with psp.
          3-if the nubs were so great why did tendo ditch them on switch?
          especially the portable lite.

          yeah nub is better to fit in the pocket but it sucks to play games on.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it sucks to play games on
            how is that remotely true at all

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              well there are 2 reasons.
              1-you are the only person ive seen defending them.
              2-noone uses them anymore.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >notice how no one complains about the nub on the 3DS, instead they want another one.
          Literally everyone does what the frick are you talking about. It had poor traction and movement, ripped easily and then the tiny nub they added on the N3DS got even less love

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >poor traction and movement
            the frick are you on about
            it moved everywhere it needed to go
            like an analog stick
            yet fricking flat
            so it fits in your pocket
            like a portable SHOULD

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was stiff and had poor gripping that wore easily. Try playing an action oriented game or one that requires heavy along usage and you see how shit it is

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                *analog usage

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's more the fault of the 3DS's ergonomics than it is the circle pad, get a grip for your 3DS and Smash becomes pretty comfortable

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >notice how no one complains about the nub on the 3DS
          Anon, the circle pad is pure shit and everyone knows it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was slippery.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can it run palworld?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can run your mom, and let's just say all worker units will be active when she's on screen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it can play pokemon emerald(The best one)

      The Switch Lite is not that much bigger than the Vita.

      I like the switch, but the portable can't be hacked easily and I find the build quality to be much more poor than the ps-vita.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    everytime a "eck is portable" gay shows up just remember they try to pull out that gigantic baby tablet out of their backpack and everyone starts looking at them weirdly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is fanfiction, nobody cares enough to judge you for your technology. If you think anyone cares about what you're using you have main character syndrome.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are loads of people judging others for what phone they use.
        so there will definetly be people judging you for using deck or vita or any other pos tech shit.
        just because you dont give a frick doesnt mean other dont also.

        What are you guys playing on your Vita?

        Rn its my picross macheen.
        additionally to that im also playing Gravity rush(sony port the frickin games to steam you israelites, im not gonna buy ps4 for 2nd game)
        and midnight club la via adrenaline.
        any good game recommends?
        Im not into RPGs tho

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah if you're on a dating app trying to get pussy. Not randomly in public, moron.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I saw a dude with Deck in public and told my friend it's cringe and he looked our way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any good game recommends?
          here's a list i made a while back, mostly more niche shit

          mhfu and soul sacrifice. hows ffx on vita? ive heard bad things about the remaster so im wondering if im just better off emulating it on pc

          >hows ffx on vita?
          good I think, the main problem I've heard about the remaster is the faces but since Vita is a handheld it might not effect it that much. Also, you can patch in the original soundtrack.

          >kinda want a vita for the hell of it to mod it
          >just modded my Switch and it practically does the same thing
          >only exclusive games I want are basically Gravity Rush and Killzone

          is it worth it? Does Switch emulate vita well?

          the switch definitely does not emulate the Vita at all, even PC has kinks

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the list anon.
            I saved it for future references

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            man I need to get a bigger sd card for my vita.
            16gb is not enough

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I recommend a 512 one.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sadly dont think any shops have em near me.
                And I genuinely dont like online shopping.
                Ill probably be able to find 128 card in one.
                Or I could just nick the 64 one from my phone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's clown car shit, I would absolutely give them the ole wiley coyote stare

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because you're autistic, nobody else gives a shit or even notices.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you guys playing on your Vita?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mhfu and soul sacrifice. hows ffx on vita? ive heard bad things about the remaster so im wondering if im just better off emulating it on pc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BlazBlue

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shinovi Versus

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are still plenty of portable chinkhelds

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch Lite is not that much bigger than the Vita.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't hack it
      pocketable but sticks and triggers would cause discomfort

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but the Vita looks like a quality handheld and the Switch Lite looks like a plastic kids toy

      can't hack it
      pocketable but sticks and triggers would cause discomfort

      You can but it requires soldering

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's larger, that's kinda the issue
      I do want one, the thing should get assfricked open in a year or so

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Vita is barely at the threshold where you can have a smartphone ride next to it in the pocket. The Switch Lite would at least need the whole space, assuming it doesn’t jut out at the top

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, the Switch looks like a McDonald's Happy Meal toy when compared to the Vita.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kinda want a vita for the hell of it to mod it
    >just modded my Switch and it practically does the same thing
    >only exclusive games I want are basically Gravity Rush and Killzone

    is it worth it? Does Switch emulate vita well?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget about Oreshika

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Switch emulate vita well?
      Nothing emulates Vita well.
      Lucky for (You) most of the important games have already been ported to other systems with some rare gems in Vita. I still use it to play Gundam Breaker 3.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing emulates Vita well.
        PC almost does. Almost. Soon.

        shame it doesnt have any vanillaware games on it.

        It has two already and one more is coming out soon.
        Shame it doesn't have any GOOD vanillaware games on it though.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shame it doesn't have any GOOD vanillaware games on it though.
          I know what you mean, but 13 Sentinels is kino

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I still use it to play Gundam Breaker 3.
        I love the game but I wish I didn't have to tinker with VitaGrafix to get it running at a smooth 30 FPS.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I was expecting a TRUE succesor on the Switch but it never came.
          We really didn't knew how good we had it back then.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            gundam games only get worse it seems

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    idc i'm still having fun emulating shit on my ultraportable new (relatively so at least) chinkheld

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I find a Vita for cheap? I’m getting a Steam Deck but that’s not really portable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      eBay, in my experience local stores kinda inflate the proce

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think Amazon would work too? I’m getting a case and a MicroSD card from there

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Amazon
          Overpriced, unless you are buying a 2000 but that's still pretty expensive. You can buy a 1000 off of eBay for like $140

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a vita
    >buy a backup one for when the first one breaks down
    >it never fricking breaks down
    I'm worried the backup one will even boot at this point, it's still unopened in the box for maybe 10 years already...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I've been living in paranoia due to vitagen spam about dying oled vitas but I have launch EU model and don't even have the spots that are always posted.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        w-what spots??

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When a oled screen is turned on and displays pure black you can see if your screen is degrading. It's shows up as off-black spots

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the mura effect is from the factory

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's mostly stuff you get from day 1, not something that progressively gets worse, it's a lottery if the blotches are noticeable or not.

              So I just got a lucky screen then? Thanks for the info.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That or you just haven't bothered to notice it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's mostly stuff you get from day 1, not something that progressively gets worse, it's a lottery if the blotches are noticeable or not.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            doc.. give it to me straight.. how long does she have left?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait and sell it to a collector

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psp go

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED GO BROTHER
      Mine starting to get a discolored screen tho

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda funny to think the 3DS were so consumer friendly
    Basic ass SD storage ang it played every DS game from the get go.
    Your PSP Collection meant jack shit and even if they let you somehow transfer your UMDs into digital, you'd still be fricked with their shitty memory cards

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you can use a SD card for game storage on the PSP, but I think only after you hack it. For the vita you need to hack it and then buy some bullshit to let you use a SD card.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        for the vita you do need to buy an adaptor which lets you use the game card slot as mem card.
        No need to purchase any software unlike when modding wiiu(atleast old method)
        Or if you have the 3g model iirc you can replace the sim card slot with sd card slot but it requires hardmodding.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, psp used a propietary memory stick bullshit that was like 5 times more expensive than an sd that did the same shit.
        Best case scenario you could've used an adaptor but it could get janky and frick up.
        The reality is that PSP was just an emulation/MH machine with like 2 other decent games, it was sabotaged by Sony moronation, forcing propietary UMD discs and memory.
        And vita doubled down on that moronation.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No, psp used a propietary memory stick bullshit that was like 5 times more expensive than an sd that did the same shit.
          It really wasn't that expensive and you could easily buy non Sony Memory Sticks, because they were also used in digital cameras. Vita memory cards were only made by Sony and you could only use them in PS Vita.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even if they let you somehow transfer your UMDs into digital
      Pretty sure they had that service but only in Japan. Fricking sony.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dome switch + rubber membrane d-pads appear on all sorts of Chinese handhelds these days and you can put them on a Switch joycon if you get a d-pad shell mod. Common PS Vita L

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      vita dpad better + ratio

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do so many of the chink handhelds use Switch analog sticks? They look ugly as frick.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        chinks don't create, they just copy at a budget

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're an extremely easy and cheap part to get ahold of, just as cheap and just as easy to get ahold of in hall-effect variant thanks to Gulikit, and a small analog stick better fits the whole "portable" idea. If you're bougie like Retroid you have your own custom analog sticks that don't look quite so Switch-y (which contrary to the tard responding you *is* a completely custom analog stick)

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances that a "New" unopened vita has a working battery?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    yikes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made the mistake years ago, it's yellow now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PS5 might put hundreds of thousands of ugly off-yellow Kaiba collars into the wild in the future

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they'll go for thousands as they get branded as "retro"

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can Vita *not* emulate?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot. It can run some Dreamcast stuff though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can emulate PSO
        I wonder if it's possible to play online. A Vitagay playing PSO with a bunch of Dreamcastgays.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think most people just emulate on PC these days.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a stock 3DS and a Vita.
    Which one emulates more stuff really.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vita hands down

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of chinkhelds get a Retroid Pocket 2 unless you for some very very specific reason want Vita games
    >PS1/PSP possible at 2X or higher resolution, God of War and other super-demanding PSP games possible at 1X
    >Small amount of Gamecube and PS2 possible, i.e. Wind Waker and Kingdom Hearts
    >3.5 inch, 640x480 screen and targeted performance means there's no reason to try and push it to work harder than it needs to with resolution upgrades
    >4:3 aspect ratio makes it good for literally every system it can emulate
    >unlike the Vita it has a fricking L2 and R2 button

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy an ad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the shitstorm and bans if you said "buy an ad" in one of the dedicated chink device generals on Ganker

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's been proof of chinks advertising their stuff in those threads too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why's it always gotta be a square or a fricking rectangle with these things? Why can't I get a high-end chinkheld with the form factor of the original GBA?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4:3 aspect ratio makes it good for literally every system it can emulate
      yeah especially psp and vita with their 16:9 ratio
      or gba with 3:2

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The resolution is high enough even at 640x480 that it doesn't really matter even with the differing aspect ratio. Means you'll get a little bit of letterboxing while it fills the screen out.

        there's been proof of chinks advertising their stuff in those threads too

        I'd be more worried about the site mods that advertise their stuff in there and get super-defensive of the chinky generals.

        Didn’t they make a new one of these that handles gamecube, ps2, and android gaming just fine?

        Pocket 4 Pro handles pretty much anything you throw at it, yeah, it's the new budget king for chink handhelds at $200. 2S gets shilled a bunch because it more or less rendered the Pocket 3+ irrelevant being near-identical specs for less money and with magnetic sticks and triggers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t they make a new one of these that handles gamecube, ps2, and android gaming just fine?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also it's $100 and has hall effect sticks and triggers.

      Why's it always gotta be a square or a fricking rectangle with these things? Why can't I get a high-end chinkheld with the form factor of the original GBA?

      If I'm remembering right Powkiddy let AI design a brick handheld a long time ago and a lot of chinky devices have been iterative of that design since then. Count yourself lucky it has stacked shoulders instead of in-line shoulders. There's grips available for them if you find them uncomfortable, but Nintendo or Sony styled designs aren't popular for chinkhelds now that a bunch of them want to appear as legitimate businesses.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a chinkoid console that has dual screens like a 3DS? I will consider one if they make a premium feeling one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's one company working on making a DS/3DS hardware clone to my memory.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ayaneo flip
          Thanks, not a big fan of how the second screen was implemented, but if it emulates 3DS well, I am in.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only thing keeping Chinese handhelds afloat is that Apple doesn’t allow sideloading of emulators outside the EU

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is beyond fricking moronic
      I hate it so much, but I’d rather have this than an android

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn’t fit that thing in my pocket and neither can you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fit it in my pocket daily

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mhfu machine

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    phones can now emulate Vita and even some games on the switch....face it phones were the true handhelds all along.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buygay snoys and tendies arguing while true portable gaming enters
    You cant beat phone emus

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily
      carrying around a controller case is a hassle

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >carrying
        You dont have pockets on your clothing? Make room for it in your wicker basket or whatever you use then.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do, but your picrel doesn't really look that comfortable to put in your pockets. Still pocketable but I'd rather have a gaming device that's smaller then phone+gaming grip.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Splatoon 3 Switch

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vita means life.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he take the charger for his psp?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he fully intended to come home that day.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch has God Eater 3, truly the PSP/Vita's successor.

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