The last vidya character you played as has to fight hank hill. How do they fare against him?
Remember: not only does hank have impressive strength, but he also the power to talk people down and is morally right 98% of the time.
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>Link from Twilight Princess
He doesn't talk so there's no arguing, he shall simply cut Hank down
The master sword can't hurt good people, Link is getting his hole remodeled by the king of the hill for sure
Who said Hank was purely good?
It's TP Link, the one who wrestles Gorons. Hank can't compete with that.
That's not true. The master sword is a sword imbued with the power to repel evil. If for whatever reason, that imbued power is ineffective against Hank, it's still a sword. It's cutting through him.
He talks. All the fricking time. Every time someone says something like "What's that? You think you know?" it's because Link said a bunch of shit.
Counter argument - Everyone in Hyrule is schizophrenic except Link, literally everyone is just hearing voices in their head to make up for the fact Link can't speak
If he really said anything he would have had his own text. I think it happened once or twice in OOT
Morally right? The guy who is "pro-pain" and "pro-pain accessories"? Give me a break. That show is literally a how-to guide on how to MK Ultra your kid (Bobby in this case).
Here's a tip: how he acts towards his car/when he talks about it, he's actually referring to his son.
>Hexen mage
how fricked I am?
Is that the cover to Phantom Brave?
>SHOBU DA, BILLU-SAN!
Kiryu Kazuma
The dragon of dojima vs the patriarch of the propane clan
Idk, i think Kiryu and Hank would get to an agreement without the need to fight. In case it reaches that point, well...
>Patriarch of the Hank family, Propane Seller
>Hank Hill
Also don't forget Hank has a Japanese half-brother.
>TEN YEARS IN ARLEN TURNED YOU INTO A PUSSY
>Hank gets inadvertently caught up in some scheme involving the yakuza trying to muscle into Texas, probably got a legit propane supply contract set up or something
>Kiryu is the go-between, tho his
stoic mannerisms and poor English makes thier initial meetings awkward
>to smooth things out Hank invites Kiryu to get steak/beers, they bond over one of those old timey strength testing machines and plenty of beer
>rival gang members recognize Kiryu and try to start shit, Hank steps in
>gives them the works about "harassing my new friend" and how they're acting like jackasses, in public no less
>rival gangster doesn't get it and throws a sucker punch at Hank's face but it's caught by a clearly pissed Kiryu
>[*Jpop synthetic fades in*]
>BARROOM HOOLIGANS
>Kiryu: [Step forward if you want to die!]
>Hank: Uh...yeah! And I'm gonna kick your asses!assessment!
Fund it
They would just get shitfaced together. There was that late seasons scene with Hank drunk as frick on whiskey sporting almost anime blush.
Either Tahm Kench from league or Dhalsim from street fighter. Hank is fricked.
>Jimmy from Ape Escape 2
I think fighting a child would go against Hank's morals. Can't see him doing it. Does this count as a win? Stalemate?
>inkling
fugg
>*calls Hank dusty old bones in Inkling*
>random dbd survivor
Hank's height and strange proportions would make him a good dbd killer.
>Two main characters
>If the tiny charismatic manlet can't talk Hank down I've got the big tank girl with a flamethrower and machine gun to take care of him
I've got this shit in the bag
>lucio
hank wins
How did he do it? How did Hank get so jacked? how many tanks of propane did he have to lift
It's the episode where Peggy is giving him test without him knowing and he's re-experiencing puberty.
Peggy drugged him with testoreone and if you believe what his old high-school coach said it hasn’t been the first time. He crashes after the momentary boost.
>Captain Falcon
They don’t get into a fight. Just a small argument where they realize they have a lot in common.
>That there Blue Falcon sure is a beauty, I tell you what.
>YES
>say do they make any of those fancy rocket dohickies that run on propane?
A darktide ogryn and hank isn't in a uniform so he's fricking dead.
>Richter Belmont
Slapping those cheeks
Etrian Nexus party, level 45ish. Hank immediately has his arms bound and is shot multiple times with Charged Ice, which is his primary weakness element.
Decisive e-girl victory.
>BYOC Niko
A cruel and heartless being, she will not listen to reason, and immediately go for the kill.
I hope Hank has a lot of balloons
>agent 47
hank is going to die an embarrassing death slipping on a banana peel into a toilet bowl where he will then drown
>implying
You had one goddamn job and you fricking BLEW IT
Hank would never allow himself to be killed in a propane explosion. He'd instantly recognize the signs of an unstable container and take the necessary steps to avoid harm.
>noita
>homing propane tanks envelop Hank Hill and he dies by the thing he loved most
Contrary to the painting episode, the splatoon protag will just give him a proper ass
I started playing Assassins Creed Odyssey last night so whatever the male main characters name in that is.
Alexios.. though I don't think he'd want to fight Hank, probably be more confused about what the frick the truck is and why he keeps talking about "propane"
>ULTRAKILL
damn Hank is fu-
>wait no I played Outlast Trials last night
Hank is going to beat my homeless twink ass into the frickin ground
>Lahn and Megaman from MM Battle network 2.
PropaneMan is going down with a bang.
>The Ashen Undead
Plus 10 Flamberge go brrr
>morally right
>when he bullied a baseball team into giving them money
> fter he tried to beat them when they were clearly just trying to put on a show for the audience
Cal Kestis
sorry Hank I don’t think you’re gonna win, but he probably won’t kill you because you don’t seem that bad of a guy
>dyson sphere program
As a robot there's a chance that the icarus was created by Junichiro and was infused with Hill clan power but the only hydrocarbons are oil and coal so Hank might have an extreme rage boost about inefficient fuel sources being used instead of propane. Hank probably comes out the victor.
Sea of thieves so I get a pistol and sword I guess? And maybe a whole boat with cannons and firebombs? Should be fine.
>also isn't op's pic from just 1 episode where he has steroids or extra testosterone or whatever and normally hank isn't jacked?
micheal would get his ass beat
>Fallout new vegas courier with a guns/unarmed build
I think I got this
>tree race from stellaris
F
There would be friction, seeing as CJ is a murderous psycho, but Hank would see that he's a good guy deep down and offer him work with Strickland. These would just be the delivery truck missions, but you're delivering propane around Arlen and/or Los Santos. At some point there'd also be a mission where you whoop some goons Thatherton sent to harass Strickland.
Minecraft Character with full gear.
I don't want to fight Hank.
Chuck makes a combination weapon for Hank, bringing together his most powerful weapons: Propane tanks and his trusty nine iron. Now he's even stronger
>Yu from persona 4
New social link let’s go
>implying Hank wouldn’t try to take down Junes
>Implying the MC wouldn’t stop Hank from destroying Nanako’s favorite place
They’re fighting to the death
Hank Hill, the man that supplies hell with the propane it uses to burn vs some random japanese high schooler in a death battle involving demon summoning. Junes is going to make mega lo mart look like a firecracker.
>For Honor
>Shugoki
Well, I guess that removes the communication advantage since I don’t think English even canonically exists in For Honor (no, Warmonger doesn’t fricking count), which means this fight could go either way if it goes multiple rounds. Shugoki is strong and tough but Hank isn’t dumb and has always shown he can learn and adapt.
>My WoL in FFXIV
I don't think they'd have any reason to fight, but i doubt Hank has any chance at someone who literally prevented the end of the universe.
Before I remembered I played For Honor before I was going to bring up my WoL too and say Hank probably just becomes the NPC rep for the Arlen “tribal” quests.
I do wonder what kind of rewards you’d get for it, I imagine you’d get a “alleyway loiter” emote where you pop open an Alamo and do a ‘yep’. The mount would either be a copy of Hank’s truck or Boomhauer’s high school car. Maybe for the glam item you would unlock Dale’s exterminator outfit?
>Leon from RE2 (original)
Leon wins, not because he's stronger, but because Hank would never attack a police officer.
Think Hank could make it through Raccoon city with Leon and Claire’s help?
As much as I want to say yes, he'pretty clueless when he's out of his element (big cities and zombie apocalypses are both outside his element) so he'd probably die.
>fight
>not team up
Hank sad "got-dang."
>Niko Bellic
I dont think they would fight they would probably have a Civil discussion about the American Dream
King of the hill was never good. Doesn’t compare favorably to golden age simpsons at all
Simpsons is more quoteable, but it doesn't make me laugh as consistently as KotH does anymore. And I've watched them both to death.
It is closer to 4 Japanese schoolgirls slice of life genre, it's not about comedy, it's about atmosphere.
>ranger from quake
they would probably share some beers but if they absolutely had to fight then hank is done for
The last game I played was Dragon Age Origins
>Berserker Champion 2H Warden who is a selfless moralgay
Does he get to bring his wife Leliana? If not, Hank and him fighting would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. Perhaps they wouldn't fight after all.
>*stomoch growling intensifies*
>Hank.
just kick him in the nuts, even bobby managed to take down hank
Would've been funnier if Hank were the protagonist of the last vidya you played
I don't think my farmer in Stardew would want to fight Hank. I think they would bond over talking about the wonders of nature and cutting grass
Test
The last game I played was a Sonic fan game.
Hank would never be able to catch him so I guess Sonic wins.
my dumbass character accidentally causes a propane gas explosion and kills hank
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