>The leader has disbanded your adventuring party and demanded everyone spends one year investigating for signs of evil in the setting and then repo...

>The leader has disbanded your adventuring party and demanded everyone spends one year investigating for signs of evil in the setting and then report back to everyone at your favorite tavern.

What do you do /tg/?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Timeskip.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The spend the year eating and drinking in the local tavern (i will gain 30kg in a year)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Caramon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah that was after the war and Raistlin left him behind to do cool wizard shit.

        Big dumb Ox couldn't even be happy to plow his hot ginger wife

        >looks for signs of evil
        >ignoring the kender, wizard, and onee-san
        Smooth move, Tanis Half-moron.

        >Smooth move, Tanis Half-moron.
        Porthios just because your sister has shit taste doesn't mean you have to be constantly salty.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In his defence, that woman knew how to cook. But yes, not his finest hour (also, I knew it was after the war - I actually read those books first - but it was such an obvious feed line I couldn't resist!).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most realistic answer.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roll new characters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roll a new DM lmfao

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the weird book where Sturm and Kitiara went to the Moon with a group of gnomes? And they were retconned into having an affair? 'Darkness & Light', I recall.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >report back
    Frick that guy. I found signs of evil: the butthole that just left and issued demands on his way out, that sounds pretty evil to me.
    >What do you do
    Find a better group of adventurers and raid crypts and ruins for treasure and spell tomes, but first I'm going to put as much distance between me and the last group as possible (unless they want to come along).

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks for signs of evil
    >ignoring the kender, wizard, and onee-san
    Smooth move, Tanis Half-moron.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost those losers

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spend a year coming up with an elaborate conspiracy theory and disseminating "evidence" throughout the land so I can take all my friends on a road trip and lead them on a fun clue hunt at the end of which they will find an exquisitely catered surprise party (and the treasure of friendship), inside a movie-set-like "evil lair"
    the several doomsday cults I've been ignoring for my project are well on their way to cause armageddon and I'll tell my friends about it after the party because I know love and comradery always prevail

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a DM I would get several index cards. Each card would have some vague connection to the larger evil with one card have a bigger hint. I would then mix the card up and let my players choose a card each. From there they would have to work together to point out what was happening with the big evil.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually engaging with the OP's premise
    kys homosexual

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread made by a moron who has literally no idea what a tabletop RPG is played like

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I start a new party with the rest of the partymembers, obviously without the leader. Also we find a new favorite tavern.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would come back armed with 10 studies detailing how these chuds are keeping poc and women down in the setting

    I would also tell that cracker that the leader of the group is now me, a trans black women of color, because it would be the same thing as slavery to have a wh#t3 dude ordering my black ass around

    plus im a boss b***h anyway

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me to abandon the search a week after starting it.
    >I got married and had 3 children.
    >I'm simply here to see old friends.

    ironic twist.
    >My wife turned out to be that evil we were all looking for and my children are half demons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I tell you the warning signs were on the wall the whole time. Should of realized she was trouble.
      >How's that?
      >She agreed to marry ME.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retire and open a supply and sundry store after marrying another shopkeeper.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fap to elf feet

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We all make some shit up and then the session moves on a year later. How else would it play out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I found a big nest of infernal centipedes under the Desert of Dames. We should probably kill them all. How about you, anon?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I break out the downtime rules and immerse myself in its options.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gives orders to a group he just disbanded
    What?

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