>The leader has disbanded your adventuring party and demanded everyone spends one year investigating for signs of evil in the setting and then report back to everyone at your favorite tavern.
What do you do /tg/?
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Timeskip.
The spend the year eating and drinking in the local tavern (i will gain 30kg in a year)
Hi Caramon.
nah that was after the war and Raistlin left him behind to do cool wizard shit.
Big dumb Ox couldn't even be happy to plow his hot ginger wife
>Smooth move, Tanis Half-moron.
Porthios just because your sister has shit taste doesn't mean you have to be constantly salty.
In his defence, that woman knew how to cook. But yes, not his finest hour (also, I knew it was after the war - I actually read those books first - but it was such an obvious feed line I couldn't resist!).
The most realistic answer.
Roll new characters
Roll a new DM lmfao
Remember the weird book where Sturm and Kitiara went to the Moon with a group of gnomes? And they were retconned into having an affair? 'Darkness & Light', I recall.
>report back
Frick that guy. I found signs of evil: the butthole that just left and issued demands on his way out, that sounds pretty evil to me.
>What do you do
Find a better group of adventurers and raid crypts and ruins for treasure and spell tomes, but first I'm going to put as much distance between me and the last group as possible (unless they want to come along).
>looks for signs of evil
>ignoring the kender, wizard, and onee-san
Smooth move, Tanis Half-moron.
Ghost those losers
spend a year coming up with an elaborate conspiracy theory and disseminating "evidence" throughout the land so I can take all my friends on a road trip and lead them on a fun clue hunt at the end of which they will find an exquisitely catered surprise party (and the treasure of friendship), inside a movie-set-like "evil lair"
the several doomsday cults I've been ignoring for my project are well on their way to cause armageddon and I'll tell my friends about it after the party because I know love and comradery always prevail
As a DM I would get several index cards. Each card would have some vague connection to the larger evil with one card have a bigger hint. I would then mix the card up and let my players choose a card each. From there they would have to work together to point out what was happening with the big evil.
>actually engaging with the OP's premise
kys homosexual
>thread made by a moron who has literally no idea what a tabletop RPG is played like
I start a new party with the rest of the partymembers, obviously without the leader. Also we find a new favorite tavern.
I would come back armed with 10 studies detailing how these chuds are keeping poc and women down in the setting
I would also tell that cracker that the leader of the group is now me, a trans black women of color, because it would be the same thing as slavery to have a wh#t3 dude ordering my black ass around
plus im a boss b***h anyway
>tell me to abandon the search a week after starting it.
>I got married and had 3 children.
>I'm simply here to see old friends.
ironic twist.
>My wife turned out to be that evil we were all looking for and my children are half demons.
>I tell you the warning signs were on the wall the whole time. Should of realized she was trouble.
>How's that?
>She agreed to marry ME.
Retire and open a supply and sundry store after marrying another shopkeeper.
Fap to elf feet
We all make some shit up and then the session moves on a year later. How else would it play out?
Based, I found a big nest of infernal centipedes under the Desert of Dames. We should probably kill them all. How about you, anon?
I break out the downtime rules and immerse myself in its options.
>gives orders to a group he just disbanded
What?