The least ambitious Clive in history.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oi u got liocense for that eikon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Final Fantasy to go backwards at this point. Shit hasn't been good since 2006 and hasn't been great since the year 2000. Now everything is in 5-10 years of development hell and somehow still comes out with less interesting gameplay that games made 2 decades ago.

    Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9 all came out within 3 years of each other, which is wild because that's literally not even half the development time of the mediocrity that is modern Final Fantasy games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XII was good, XIV is good, and XVI will be good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        None of that is true though. An argument can be made for 10 but that's about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >XIV was good
        Diapers really believe in their businessman and crocodile tears dont they?
        >X
        Mediocre
        >XI
        Mediocre
        >XII
        Mediocre
        >XIII
        Shit
        >XIV 1.0
        Shit
        >XIV 2.0-6.0
        Shit
        >XV
        Shit

        XIV and XV are arguably the worst games. One is a game with a dev cycle riddled with pure incompetence an the other is a game riddled with incompetence and then a rebirth into a WoWclone. Funny enough they both share the fact that they both have their own variants of Barry. One has a singular Barry and the other has a playerbase of Barries.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >XIV gets rid of Black folk

          sound based to me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >get rid of
            Kek you mean XIV player wanted to house him. XIV player got arrested, Black person found an probably not allowed on XIV anymore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >if its not praising XIV its schizo
              Calm own Diaper Barry. XIV and XV both suck. Here let me calm you down further, WoW sucks too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >telling anon that the Black person got found is schizo shit
                Pot calling the Kettle black

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love how FFXIV triggers schizos like this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if its not praising XIV its schizo
            Calm own Diaper Barry. XIV and XV both suck. Here let me calm you down further, WoW sucks too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YoSHITa is a God among men, you aren't allowed to criticize old Jap hack businessmen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >YoSHITa

            Terrible. Stick to Yoshit-Pee.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Of course he has to be autistic just because he wears glasses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >XIV gets rid of Black folk

          sound based to me

          Of course he has to be autistic just because he wears glasses

          https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/jahon-fuller-missing-georgia-teen-autism-mark-valente-suspect-eastchester-new-york/
          The got a happy ending 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hacks at Square Enix obsessed with 'modern technology' and 'cinematic presentation' forego what made their games fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        turn-based shit was never fun
        ff has always been about music, story, and visuals

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're just mad it's not a knuckle dragging Black person

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post video game Clives

    i'll start

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude... Medieval fantasy and it's grim dark... and they frick on screen... and there's blood squirting from a dead enemy on a prepubescent boy's face like a fountain... and there are kaijuu fights... and people transform from into Eikons like Naruto... and... I know, they speak British because that's literally a documentary on European history... So realistic, so mature, bros..

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they VR then I look.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV cultists will attack anyone who doesn't suck XVI wiener.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ps5 only
    >8 years in development
    >graphics aren't even as good as ff7 remake
    What happened with this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshida Naoki. Least ambitious person at SE that plays with minimal investment for maximum profit. Great businessman that I'd hire in a heartbeat to be honest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Speaking during an interview with Famitsu, Final Fantasy XVI producer Naoki Yoshida said that while a PS4 version was considered early on in development, the PS4’s limitations had him concerned that the studio would be unable to improve the game’s quality on PS5 and end up wasting development time.
      Ironically, nothing shown of FFXVI couldn't run on a base PS4. The graphics are 2013 tier and there is no open world or fast transition between different environments to demand next-gen hardware.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cant run on PS4
        >shit graphics
        Truly the Yoshida mark. Scuffed Engine and will eventually be held together by spit, glue, band-aids and shit while the story and music act as a veneer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ps5 only
      And that's a good thing, seething Xcuck.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We get it. You hate Yoshi-P.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me it's Yoshitpiss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We get it. You hate criticism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even care about this game, but you have been crying about how awful Yoshi-P is for over an hour.

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