>The long running video game series Super Mario is being made into a big screen feature by Illuminat...

>The long running video game series Super Mario is being made into a big screen feature by Illumination. The producers have announced that the original voice actor for Mario, Charles Martinet, will have to pay $7.50 to see the movie just like everyone else.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would Norm voice in the movie if he was given a role

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cast him as a Bob-omb that follows Bowser around. Something about Norm's voice coming out of a character that can only visually emote with his eyes is really funny to me.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'd probably play a big fat guy.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who in mario who would voice but I think if someone made a mario parody norm would make a really good depressed toad

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably king bob-omb if the movie was mainly based around super mario 64

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boo cos they're both dead.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    FIRTHY GAIJIN SHOURD BE GRATEFUR HE GET TO WORK WITH GRORIOUS NIHON NINTENDO AT ARR!!!

    FAK YOU GAIJIN!!! FAK ARR GAIJIN!!!

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds anon

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAKKING GAIJIN HATE GAIJIN KIRR GAIJIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS SUMMER

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      mario if he turkish

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the loop. Which characters are confirmed for this movie?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Danny Devito as Wario.

        C'moooooon...

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not only are DK and Cranky in this movie but Foreman fricking Spike is making his grand return to the Mario canon.
        Now admit it, whether or not you think the casting is good you guys fricking laughed at literally every single one they wound up choosing because you can't imagine literally any of these frickers fitting the characters. Especially Chris Pratt, the guy who's best known for having a southern drawl.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good actor doesn't equal good voice actor. They're entirely different skills.
          This is celebrity casting and it fricking blows.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if this means Spike will return in the games too.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Chris Pratt
          >Southern drawl
          ESL or coastgay???

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny to see a black guy play toad and kamek, they are the least black characters. I'd sooner expect a black a guy to play bowser or donkey kong. Charlie day is really good as luigi since he actually has the New York accent thing working for him. Same is with Sebastian as Spike. I can see Seth as DK.

          Pratt I think has a good tone of voice. What really matters if he does a good NY accent. There's no way these characters are gonna have Italian accents. Unless you're dealing with few syblabl soundbites like in the games, that Italian accent of Martinet would be alienating very quickly.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pratt has done VA work before and was solid.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno Charlie Day as Luigi kinda fits in a weird way

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        who are kamek and spike?

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    norm macdonald's.... what a scumbag..... somebody should really kill that guy

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't get scummier than Andy Dick.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never cared for that Bowser guy

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