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>The Marker is....LE BAD

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, yeah!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Convergence is a FREE GIFT

      Altman was martyred so you could be MADE WHOLE. It's easy! All you need to do to gain EVERLASTING LIFE is profess your FAITH in the divine MARKER. The Marker promises to reconnect us with our loved ones. Do not wait until you are dead before joining our unity! Praise Altman and start praying for convergence TODAY!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe your lies Brethren Moon. FRICK YOU AND FRICK YOUR MARKER!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /pol/tards would unironically eat up Uni bullshit if it was real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Necromorphs are the result of the far left.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, necromorphs are simply the next step of human evolution. Don’t worry about us.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          H-how did you type this post?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            with HIS HANDS

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >enormous scythe-like mutated bonespurs
              >"hands"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being necromorphobic in current year
        ok boomer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ay what problem do you have with necromorphs. Some of my best friends are necroes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taking EAT THE RICH a bit literal, innit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the right is the one who wants to stamp out diversity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah? Well I don't, looks like your hypothetical is incorrect after all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick You
      And frick your marker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol you made them really upset

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ has really proven themselves to just be NPCs. With how they go with the opposite of current thing. A sheep is a sheep even if the flocks go in different directions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's where ted was partially wrong. They're people who finally have a little power and they use it in petty ways.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right wing only speaks positively of Ted because he was in prison and thus they were safe. If he wasn't caught he would have murdered people like Elon Musk by now and probably would have tried to radicalize climate change activists into actual terrorists.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right wingers aren't the general group trying to push more government and being pro surveillance. Most "tech enthusiasts" are all also city dwelling bugmen that unironically get excited for new product despite the fact that these days they're all riddles with telemetry and the company sells your data for profit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Right wingers aren't the general group trying to push more government and being pro surveillance
              lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice rebuttal.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true, the 90's are already 3 decades in the past, it was under Saint Obama that surveillance went all the way (see Snowden).

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unabomber didn't target pro-surveillance and pro-government figures though.
              Targets of his bombs included a devoutly Christian electrical engineer, a geneticist who was seeking remedies for things like Down syndrome, a mathematician whose only sin was applying math in computer science and David Gelernter who was an anti-leftist himself.
              He would have killed your favorite conservative figures without blinking an eye because they they aren't treehugging primitivists.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so? that's life. everyone has to believe in something. that's what makes life so magical. there is no right or wrong, there are only actions and consequences and we're all free to believe whatever the frick we want to.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the idea.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            indeed. the conservatives have always been bunch of pussy-ass fricking gays when it comes to violence. they want their own little ethno-state utopia but don't want to lift a finger to actually get it. they'd much rather have that it just magically materialize around them and everything was nice and comfy from there on out. the commies have no such naive notions, they know they're the villains from the get-go, they know everyone hates their guts and that they're at war with their own society and that they have to take it seriously if they want to have any chance at wnning that game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, the famous Right Wing idol Elon Musk.

          • 11 months ago
            Awanama

            >Right wing only speaks positively of Ted because he was in prison and thus they were safe. If he wasn't caught he would have murdered people like Elon Musk by now and probably would have tried to radicalize climate change activists into actual terrorists.
            This

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If he wasn't caught he would have murdered people like Elon Musk by now
            The future that could've been...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the left was super anti-Unitology /misc/ would definitively be necro shills

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But alas we live in a world where the left are literal unitologists with their own necromorphs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know anything about Deadspace lore. I think Unitology is the religion that the necromorphs are associated with. Is it? Does being a Unitologist mean that you are pro hivemind and thus pro collectivism?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they want everyone to accept necromorphs and turn into necromorphs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So long as the necros vote red i'm all for it tbh

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek
              why can't anyone else but this anon handle the banter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >joining the alien bodymass to trigger the libs
      I can see it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Necro rights are human rights, chud!
        I'm not pol or whatever the frick but the marker influences everyone equally. Like the NLGBQT+ movement wouldn't immediately push that identifying as a necromorth is totally valid and doesn't make you any less of a human as MtNs, FtNs and HtNs scramble to get their strange human skin like colors onto the flag.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. glow Black person
      The Marker is King.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek this
      they'd think it's christ calling to them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't blame them. The setting in the Dead Space universe is pretty dour even without the undead moons. Resources are dwindling as thr population becomes too big to properly manage. Earthgov is authoritarian and tyrannical and what parts of society it doesn't control, it is left to the domain of ultra powerful corporations. Living standards are just generally substandard. There is no real spirituality so people can't really rely on religion as a crutch. If I was an average Joe in the universe and I heard that something may actually give my life some greater meaning, I may be inclined to listen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I may be inclined to listen.
        I get and have felt the same way. Luckily I'm so miserable and bitter it's easy to avoid falling for that sense of hopefulness and belonging that comes with religious beliefs or questionable communities. It's downright disgusting to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like you're describing this place but in the future.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are clearly a newbie so I'll spoonfeed you a bit
      google "Ganker scientology"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't bother
        the reddit tourists are the majority here no use trying to educate these subhumans

        they unironically think /misc/ is one person with one ideology, it's hilarious how moronic these "people" are

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they unironically think /misc/ is one person with one ideology, it's hilarious how moronic these "people" are
          well that is to be expected by the doctrine they just straight up worship

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like the post in this image, but it does need to be updated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based post

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ has truly broken your mind to the extent where you see something and automatically your mind goes to /misc/ it's quite sad honestly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does /misc/ really live rentfree in your head that you see them in all topics unprompted?

        >plebbit is having a gay meltdown
        >dead space thread gets hijacked by tourists into POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS

        hmmmm

        You homosexuals obsess over trannies and post about them 24/7 on Ganker and you’re seething about one post calling you out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. They are more of a hivemind than the average football watching, lawn mowing, 8-4 working normalgay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Necromorphs are still less a threat than njews

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does /misc/ really live rentfree in your head that you see them in all topics unprompted?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically they fricking would
      /misc/ gays are such fricking losers I could easily see them defending a straight up death cult
      Frick they practically already do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists worship literal real life abominations like trannies, they would spread uni ideology and then call the opposition necrophobes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person brings up politics out of nowhere
      >samegays relentlessly
      >turns the thread into another worthless pisspool
      >completely ignored by jannies
      JANNIES YOU FORCED MY HAND, I AM NOW CUTTING YOUR PAY IN HALF.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO NO NO DON'T DIVIDE BY 0 WE'RE ALL GONNA D

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how the frick are they going to remake Dead Space 2 without fricking it up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More gender neutral bathrooms, Ellie’s character model uglified for “modern audiences” and insecure 40 year old women on the dev team, and open world Sprawl. I’d rather them adapt the alternative media like Extraction into a DLC episode or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More gender neutral bathrooms, Ellie’s character model uglified for “modern audiences” and insecure 40 year old women on the dev team, and open world Sprawl. I’d rather them adapt the alternative media like Extraction into a DLC episode or something.

      don't forget the webm related being cut as well tram section, ending where the space hull is breached and you fly towards Ellie and anything at high velocity speed as the sóyc€cks might get a heart attack from "adrenaline overdrive",

      compare it to how even Goy of Slop 2018 had more big action cutscenes with dragons and the giant than Goy of Slop: Rag on wiener

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you even talking about

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goy of Slop 2018 had more big action cutscenes with dragons and the giant than Goy of Slop: Rag on wiener

        how am I supposed to know what fricking games you're talking about when you do this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          God of war and God of war: Ragnarok

          It was a stretch, he could have done better, but I recognized it.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find the worst part of the markers is that I'd be stuck in a hivemind with you frickers for all of eternity, no thanks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that's what happens when you come a Brethren Moon?
      All of humanity and every creature on Earth smashed together into one big planet eating ball

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like instrumentality but painful 24/7

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one really knows but the intelligence of every creature is assimilated into the moon, that is in the end their point,

        honestly they could be extremely fancy archivers for some fancy overlord alien species, moons collect every bit of DNA data from all of the planets fauna and flora, knowledge about civilizations present and even information about planets conditions for life as it literally integrates it's crust as a shield

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >planet cracking space ships are introduced in the first instalment.
        >giant evil flesh moons are the main villains
        >at no point are the planet crackers used on the giant evil flesh moons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must've missed the part where it takes a month to prepare to start planet cracking.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >where it takes a month to prepare to start planet cracking.
            For it to make sense, gravity tethers work anyway like seen with the government sector of the sprawl, might endanger the ship but that's a risk one would be wise to take when your enemies are literal flesh MOONS that endanger your entire species

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Saturn just the exact same thing?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. necromorph

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 2023, how can you have a problem with necromorphs? These people are your daughters, your sisters, your girlfriends and your wives. Necromorph rights are human rights.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick your politics
    What is your favourite
    >Weapon
    >Suit

    For me it's the Force gun and Riot security suit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pulse Rifle in DS1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standard suit. Plasma cutter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup its engineering time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>DS1
      >Weapon
      Line Gun, affordable in 'munition and is just a bigger Plasma Cutter, the icon of the series and a tool that wins the game alone
      *honorable mention for Force Gun being easy mode in most fun way
      >Suit
      Tank Suit, I am an extreme sucker for schizo riddled armor

      >>DS2
      >Weapon
      Ripper with it's perfect iteration, easy way out for any crapted space like elevator sections (minus the solar array with the tripods)
      *honorable mention for Contact Beam for being in it's perfect iteration
      >Suit
      Zealot suit
      *with honorable mention of Elite Vintage Suit as it awaken my israeli genes and only Severed DLC's Patrol Suit for the visor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weapon
      Contact Beam. It sucks that you have to sink a dozen nodes for it to become usable but once you do, it's so satisfying to blow them up in one big explosion.
      >Suit
      Highest level engineer suit.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How stupid you have to be a to actually believe that it's a good thing to become a necromorph?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Circle apparently represent a radical sect of the church so most Unitologists are probably not as crazy. It's seems pretty weird how they could somehow take put Earthgov overnight but I suppose the apparent prevelance of Marker research must've made it easier. Still pretty bad writing wise but it seems easier to shallow with that in mind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just live in rural america and youll believe anything they say as long as you think it owns the wokies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep raging against the light, anon, I am sure those trust fund babies you are trying to get in good with will accept you any day now and you will have the life style you believe you deserve.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still legitimately believe in communism, why would this surprise you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in a way unitology with convergence is the closest Dead Space universe have to real sightable gnosis,

      gnostic religion ARE the most popular in this world, both all of abrahamistic which dominate the world and buddhism as a non-abrahamic one as well are at core gnostic as key core in their believe is escape from this reality as it is forced to believe this world is fundamentally evil,
      abrahamics just have "new jerusalem", buddhists have Nirvana but at least buddhists generally won't force it on anyone contrary to abrahamists

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. still mad that his mom made him go to church once a month

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >immediate anger when someone dares to point out "chosen "people""

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes, the "christians are israelites too because /misc/ said so" tactic
            too bad it doesn't work on non-racists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unitology/Necromorph/Marker theme song

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I heard rumors of a marker irl I would kill myself asap before I get assimilated into the hivemind for all eternity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would that even help?
      A dead body is free real estate for necros last time i checked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would still reincarnate you as a necromorph genius, unless your suicide involves complete disintegration

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jump into a volcano?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would kill myself asap before I get assimilated
      Anon I...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They would still reincarnate you as a necromorph genius, unless your suicide involves complete disintegration

        Would that even help?
        A dead body is free real estate for necros last time i checked

        it would just be my body, I'd make sure to destroy my brain

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, just like all collectivism it survives on the back of corpses and the destruction of individuality.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it literally turns people into space zombies.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the writers of Dead Space said that in the planned Dead Space 4 it would be revealed that killing the Brethren Moon would only lead to something far more worse. But we never got to see that since DS4 was canned

    What the hell could possible be worse than giant planet eating moons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giant galaxy eating moons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess entropy. The Breathern Moons, for better or worse, bypass the resource problem that plagued humanity and apparently every other sapient race. They may actually be the galaxy's best hope for sapient "life".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brethren Moons keeping an even bigger cosmic horror at bay
      Solution to resource consumption as the other anon said
      Whoever created them and the markers comes down to turbo-rape you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead Space 4 it would be revealed that killing the Brethren Moon would only lead to something far more worse.
      Honestly i hate how franchises tends to introduce bigger threats with each new project, kinda makes this whole story kinda pointless

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a fan of the Resistance series it always pissed me off how a big bad threat from outer space that's the overlords to the chimera was ultimately never shown because Insomniac and Sony got into a b***hoff and ended the series the way they did with 3.
        >chimera have killed or converted like 75%-90% of humanity
        >terraforming the planets conditions into hospitable for the overlords
        >oops blowing up 1 tower caused a chain reaction that destroyed all the terraformers and shut down the space portal and somehow killed most of the chimera off
        >somewhere out in deep space the chimera overlords are still in full scale war with the alien race that kicked em off earth the first time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry werewolf suns?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      necromorph black hole

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just take your marker dose, nazi

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled can we finally admit the remake was good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no have a nice day Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raped my homie hammond to death
      Nope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until you put the original games bundled with the remakes/remasters I won't support any remakes/remasters. homosexual.

      Medievil remake was the only one doing it right by giving you access to the original PS1 game after finishing the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rome total war remaster also came with the original for free

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >hivechuddie can't differentiate betweenreal individuals anymore
    markercels be seething, etc

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Upgraded flamer is fricking nice, but it gives you tunnel vision during long sustained fire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never noticed that
      what a cool little effect

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess facebook is down since the 55 year old boomers have found their way here to talk about communism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Reddit is still down, since the 27 year-old fedora lords are upset by anyone mentioning Communism in a negative way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2.
      >8.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need to inject their autism into any thread possible because both their ideology and decrepit bodies are dying

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about leftists.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The AI director spawning enemies if you're doing too well as well as adding new shit to old areas is kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that locked room on the webm can be accessed

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Really now?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that genuine discussion threads die at 20 replies but this inane pattern recognition based homosexualry gets a boatload of shitposts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because vidya is shit now, and we're in the middle of the gayest, most irritating social revolution in history.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is plenty of genuine discussion in this thread. Are you blind?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because OP or his discord crew shitpost about rightists/leftists early on so people can take the bait (with a generous dose of samegayging) and we end up with a 400-reply shitposting thread nominally classified as "video games"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP here
        I just wanted a Dead Space thread. But for some reason some gay brought up the right wing and now my thread is flooded with off topic bullshit.

        Talk about the games.
        How would you rank em?
        For it's
        >Dead Space 2>Dead Space>Dead Space Remake>Dead Space Extraction>Dead Space Mobile>Dead Space 3>The Callisto Protocol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mobile game was kino tbh, too bad the main character died right as she was getting a character arc started

          2 is the best for the balance of action, lore, and horror going on but I still appreciate 1's simplicity.

          I don't *hate* 3, I see the potential and just wish it could've stuck to the original design drafts instead of becoming a weird mishmash of different genres.

          The wii game was fun, just wish it was easier to get a light gun I could hook up to an emulator these days

          Haven't played Callisto, heard it was alright but a far cry from what dead space was. Also havent played the remake because I refuse to pay $70 for that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >opens the thread by baiting the actual "contrarian" specimens of Ganker
          have a read https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/633746262

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only ever played Dead Space, never tried the sequels since I heard Isaac has a voice actor and that threw me off. I will likely try it once I'm done with what is left of my backlog.

          Is DS3 really that shit?

          Also I was very much disappointed by the Callisto Protocol, glad I'm not one of those morons who buys games day one, internet discussion and my barber, plus the ending cutscene on Youtube convinced me not to give that pile of shit the time of day.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie you need to play Dead Space 2 now
            You missed out on one of the best sequels ever made
            Also yes 3 is fricking bad
            EA went in and ruined everything to appeal to Gears of wars fans while stuffing in tons of shitty micro transactions
            Only play 2 stay away from 3

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            While I prefer the original game, DS2 is still excellent.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn these frickers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GOTTA GO FAST
      >YOUR TOO SLOW
      Seriously just use stasis then cut off their legs.
      No stasis?
      Line gun.
      No line gun?
      Force gun.
      No force gun?
      Good fricking luck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were so much better in the original

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't robots and drones kill the necros?
      What is to stop AI from fricking up the markers?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This fricking thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This fricking thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This fricking thread

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/12tlIKFdxG6q

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What fundamental changes does the remake have over the original? And I don't mean stupid gay stuff like gender neutral bathrooms, I can ignore things like that. I mean gameplay changes or plot revisions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ishimura is now fully open
      The game naturally encourages backtracking through stuff like security clearance levels
      Weapons are naturally found in the environment instead of being bought at the shop
      Weapons have new alt fires and many weapons are far better now like the flamethrower
      And Necromorphs randomly spawn now as the game has an a.I and intensity director making encounters a lot less scripted
      And combat fells a lot more fluid now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay:
      >necros are much harder to stagger, but don't charge as often
      >impalement from 2, but necro blades do half as much damage as regular pointy sticks
      >Zero-G from 2
      >Turret sections replaced, but replacements are pretty good
      >Boss fights are pretty much the same
      >some alt fire modes are different, mostly for the better
      >have to hit a limb in the same spot multiple times to dismember
      >cutting off the head doesn't change AI behaviour
      Story:
      >Isaac/Kendra are alright, Hammond was done a disservice
      >Mercer is okay, Kyne is a big downgrade
      >Rest of the cast is who cares
      >Plot mentions unitologists from the start, is expanded a tiny bit to align with 2's lore
      >Otherwise no changes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mercer is okay
        mercer is fricking awesome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has two endings now
      And the boss fights are a lot better in the remake
      They merfed the shit out of my pulse rifle

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are unitologistgays on my board

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is the dead space remake actually worth playing if you know the OG? did they even change something properly?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played Dead Space when it first came out and I thought the remake was great
      It felt to me like a game made by people who liked Dead space and respect the game lore and setting
      While some story beats are kind of iffy to me like Kyne being such a downgrade here I found myself enjoying it from start to finish
      I might be based since I’m a life long Dead Space fan but I think it’s worth playing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's worth going through atleast once if you loved dead space 1
      the combat is amazing, the best fricking flamethrower ive ever put my hands on outside of factorio
      it also looks great, with some weird downgrades like the asteroid into the processing beam just exploding for some reason
      give it a shot, the game is not long if you know what you are doing and the new combat system and weapons are worth a try

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still not cracked

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if being a necromorph was constant orgasmic bliss like being balls deep and ejaculating into the cervix of an ovulating 14 year old girl? Like that, forever, and you don't get tired of it, and its that amazing constantly, forever, always.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're dead as a necromorph
      it's not you, your brain is gone
      the marker is just using your flesh as a puppet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're dead as a necromorph
      it's not you, your brain is gone
      the marker is just using your flesh as a puppet

      Guardians imply that there are nonstandard necros with some of the human brain still left and in utter agony, at least if you had any consciousness left at that point it would be the opposite of pleasant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still end up being a space zombie that can potentially fuse with others. You're practically undead, most of your organs are dead too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd feel better about ripping and tearing necromorphs if it means I get to kill pedos more than once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember having this thought regarding some other similarly evil 'get turned into an abomination' experience back when I was a teenager. Later on, I decided judging a book by its cover is a good idea.

      If you want my purely autismal perspective on such a thing, the best I can imagine would be that it's really, really fun to be a necromorph, but fun in the same way you had fun as a child playing a shitty video game with lots of bright colors and explosions. At best you're completely lobotomized and have no higher thought process besides immediately running at the nearest living creature to eviscerate it so you can see pretty colors and hear funny sounds.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so im confused about something from ds1

    are the marker and hivemind two different entities?

    if so why does the marker want to destroy the hivemind?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I finish my playthrough of FEAR: Extraction Point, or start yet another run of Dead Space 1? The chances of me finishing either are slim. I am easily distracted.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plebbit is having a gay meltdown
    >dead space thread gets hijacked by tourists into POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS

    hmmmm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's definitely a visible increase in tourists recently kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the reddit meltdown has been going on for a while now, dead space threads have always been like that
      see : WOKE REMAKE schizo

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendos, what's the relationship between the red marker and the hive mind at the end of DS1? Isn't "make us whole" referring to the marker and the hive mind? If so, why is it attacking me as I return the marker to the pedestal?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why it's good that space is boring and has no aliens. frick this shit if it was real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather take my chances with a necromorph outbreak than continue being forced to accept globohomosexual shit at gunpoint

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying necromorphs and globohomosexual aren't the same shit.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bad
    it's beyond human comprehension

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