even if you gathered the top 5 of the world's foremost severely moronic idiots and gave them 10 years to make a game it still wouldn't be as bad as Mario 64
Nah Mario games are like a top-tier Margherita pizza.
I can't even think of what the McDonalds of /vr/ is. Some people will say Mega Man but I disagree
name a better game or food
sonic adventure
sonic
Come on anon, everybody has to start somewhere. For me it was SMW and DKC on the SNES. For somebody else maybe it was Halo or Ratchet & Clank.
I've never had Sonic actually
same
>For somebody else maybe it was Halo or Ratchet & Clank.
Grim.
The burgers are hit or miss, but everything else is 10/10
oh
Sonic as marketable curry
Comparing Sonic Adventure to SM64 is fricking heresy. You should be burned at the stake and I'm happy to carry it out.
You ever have Pop Tarts? They're bad for you, but they sure do taste a lot better than game cartridges do.
Sneak King
The Whopper
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I HATE MARIO! I HATE NINTENDO!
You done?
thank you, valiant warrior.
Why would I hate Nintendo? they made the best Crash Bandicoot game.
How is galaxy similar to Hugolikes?
That's not Doom.
even if you gathered the top 5 of the world's foremost severely moronic idiots and gave them 10 years to make a game it still wouldn't be as bad as Mario 64
god I hate nu/vr/ so goddamn much. frick off to Ganker
It took 20 years too long but thankfully people are finally realizing that tendie garbage was never good.
Sorry that nobody has made a better 3d platformer yet. not even nintendo
What makes it better than Spyro or tomb rider?
tomb raider is 90's coomslop cringe
Spyro is sovl and i wont dog on it but SM64 still mogs no cap
N64 isn't retro.
If Mario 64 is the McDonalds, what's Sonic Adventure? They both get constant threads on /vr/.
burger king
Don't do Sonic Adventure dirty like that.
oof
the local run fast food joint thats way to good to believably be fast food and its really expensive
This sums up my feelings about post-SNES Nintendo as a whole.
Funny, it sums up my feelings about post-NES Nintendo. And, even then, a lot of NES shit is also very basic. They've just always been like this.
It won't work
Nah Mario games are like a top-tier Margherita pizza.
I can't even think of what the McDonalds of /vr/ is. Some people will say Mega Man but I disagree
That's not Super Mario World