The missions make me want to kill myself

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Ganker told me this game was actually heckin' underrated and better than San Andreas if so then how come it becomes unplayable a third of the way through?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone really say that? I see some people say they like the atmosphere but never someone say "yeah it's real underrated even better than San Andreas"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I do, it is better than san andreas and vice city. Bikes and the RPG stuff added in SA were nice, but the overall atmosphere and fun were just not there.

        https://i.imgur.com/zf4YdQM.jpg

        The missions make me want to kill myself

        I thought Ganker told me this game was actually heckin' underrated and better than San Andreas if so then how come it becomes unplayable a third of the way through?

        WTF are you even talking about? Even my gf was able to finish the game you must be a special kind of moron lmao.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's better because the atmosphere and uh... fun
          Opinion disregarded. Women and hipsters play games for the "atmosphere." And San Andreas and Vice City are way more fun than III.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >And San Andreas and Vice City are way more fun than III.
            Not really, they have bigger maps, more options for what to do outside missions and such. But the missions themselves are pretty boring and uninspired. The characters are kinda lame. GTA3 was a fun arcade game that didn't take itself too seriously. It was just a fun experience.
            The other GTA games just kinda missed that, they tried too hard and it just wasn't as funny anymore.
            I replayed them all recently and I blazed thru 3 in a matter of days but I'm "stuck" at the san fiero garage in SA just because I'm kinda bored with the game and started replaying w3 campaign instead.. It was fun hearing all the "sheeet homie" ebonics for a while but it got boring pretty quick.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, but Vice City map is smaller than Liberty City from GTA III

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >GTA3 was a fun arcade game that didn't take itself too seriously. It was just a fun experience.
              as opposed to fricking San Andreas and Vice City? Some times I think the people are actually moronic here and not just baiting for (you)s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >as opposed to fricking San Andreas and Vice City?
                yes
                >Some times I think the people are actually moronic here and not just baiting for (you)s
                yes you are here's your (you)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everything after III started hiring celebrities and using nostalgia bait music to attract people and get likes, III felt wholly original

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic argument after moronic argument just to bait for (you)s
                its too much effort for very little return

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >But the missions themselves are pretty boring and uninspired
              GTA missions are generally boring filler stuff, but in 3 like half of the missions are "drive from point A to point B on a time limit" with some slight variations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >GTA missions are generally boring
                What else is left if you take out the missions? Collecting packages? Taxi missions?
                Come on be real, the only point of the game are the missions. Just spawning and trying to get as many stars as possible is no longer enough fun since I'm not 12 years old.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that GTA games are boring in general, but GTA3 doesn't even try to make the missions engaging, all it can do most of the time is to give you some basic task with a time limit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WTF are you even talking about? Even my gf was able to finish the game you must be a special kind of moron lmao.
          I was able to finish it. Didn't have fun. Felt like a chore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no one actually thinks 3 is the best. anyone who does is just trying to get a rise out of you.

        it was good for the time but it didnt age well. wouldnt reccomend it to anyone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no one actually thinks 3 is the best. anyone who does is just trying to get a rise out of you.
          youre a pleb, III is the patrician's choice.

          I disagree but i'm not going to argue over the point. Carry on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            -1/10

            been in the game for too long, get creative.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              seems like your "detector" is failing, homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >seems like your "detector" is failing, homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                soul

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          games don't age homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If one is a zoomer they do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which ones?

      Does anyone really say that? I see some people say they like the atmosphere but never someone say "yeah it's real underrated even better than San Andreas"

      it is the best GTA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally any mission involving the fricking cops. They spawn 30 feet away from you going 80 miles an hour and if you're in a car you get rocked around until you catch fire and if you're on foot you're just dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A cop car literally just spawned inside my car and it made it instantly catch fire. I don't like beating up on old games but what the hell. I wouldn't even care that much if hospitalization didn't take all your weapons away and there's no map function to even find Ammu-nation or Phil's guns you just have to remember where they are in this big ass city

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is the part where some dweeb replies and goes "lol skill issue" and "filtered" even though some games just age like old milk and should be thrown in the trash like the expired milk they are.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              imagine being this morono:

              what a pleb
              lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Expired milk drinker chug chug chug FEEL GOOOOOOOOOOD.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how does it feel to be such a filthy pleb peasant?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you love big black Black person dick with that expired milk of yours?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is the part where some dweeb replies and goes "lol skill issue" and "filtered" even though some games just age like old milk and should be thrown in the trash like the expired milk they are.

                A cop car literally just spawned inside my car and it made it instantly catch fire. I don't like beating up on old games but what the hell. I wouldn't even care that much if hospitalization didn't take all your weapons away and there's no map function to even find Ammu-nation or Phil's guns you just have to remember where they are in this big ass city

                >this game aged like milk
                >In reality modern games hold your hand so much any lack of handholding makes it a bad game.
                Normies shouldn’t play video games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                CALARTS BRIDGE?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I wouldn't even care that much if hospitalization didn't take all your weapons away
            That's the fricking point. You get punished for fricking up, so you don't want to frick up again and you then get real feelings when playing the game. The adrenaline rush is amazing when you are winning a hard part of a game. Playing modern vidya is fricking boring because it doesn't matter how you play because the checkpoint is right behind last corner.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >you get punished for fricking up
              Don't fricking act like failing missions is always going to be the player's fault you smug homosexual. Several missions in III are completely purely because the game arbitrarily decided not to frick you. And it's not hard, the game gives you ample money to purchase new guns, it's just hard to remember where the fricking gun shops are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                completed*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you playing the remaster be honest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it is the best GTA
        no its not, me and everyone else I know played it a while after it released ( around the time VC was about to release ) and then played almost every GTA game on release after that and none of us consider it to be the best GTA, you are a homosexual is all. It was a great game at the time and I wouldn't even consider it poorly aged, but its most certainly not the best GTA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so what is the best gta then, you humongous homosexual?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no competition

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              HAHAHAHA. i knew it was a nignog connoisseur
              keep on dreaming gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no competition

                so what is the best gta then, you humongous homosexual?

                ladies relax, all GTA games are kinda shit. The point is you can steal cars and kill a lot of people. Not that the games themselves are any good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Not that the games themselves are any good.
                oh really
                give us an example of a good game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                operation winback on the ps2

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              +1
              Played 3 and VC way back as a teenager, were some of the best times I've ever had back then, but SA was and still is the best, tried going back to 3 and VC because nostalgia and they don't fricking hold up, while SA still does.

              Know what's even more mindboggling?, back then my shitbox PC struggled to even run GTA 3, and now I can play that shit flawlessly on my phone, god damn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this one

            no competition

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the best. I prefer dark, gloomy, neo-noir atmosphere of GTA III than for example brighty and shiny Vice City

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *brightly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the best PS2 GTA game, simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Timed missions will never be fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said that. It's a pretty good game for a PS2 launch title. Stop being a homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >video

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anime girls
          good luck on the transition

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >posts video about butchering a game
            >instant reaction is to think about butchered people

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tranime homosexual in full defense mode

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the piece of shit hotdog cart mission made me drop the game

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hardest GTA game, but still satisfying when you finish it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Waka-Gashira Wipeout at 60 FPS

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After playing all the GTA games recently I’ve found the AI in gta iv is the best along with the gameplay and replay ability

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they're remaking every single fricking thing imaginable, even fricking TLOU for a second time
      >GTA IV a game that actually needs a fricking remake gets diddly squat because Rockstar can't be assed to stop milking V for 5 fricking minutes
      why man? why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because rockstar has been taken over by millennials

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what does that even mean? Millennials love IV

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rockstar only hires sjws now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              anon wtf are you talking about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they would fix IV's lag issues, It has always ran like shit on my PC for some reason

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >lag
          >AA sucks
          >can't disable bloom FOR SOME FRICKING REASON
          it looks like ass in general but it could be so much better its not fair

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >for some reason
          devs didn't know how to use the Rage engine back in the day, V has the same engine but much better implemented

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rockstar just seems to hate the living guts of GTA IV. They even aknowledged Max Payne 3's 10th anniversary but not for GTA IV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rockstar just seems to hate the living guts of GTA IV. They even aknowledged Max Payne 3's 10th anniversary but not for GTA IV.

        Nico's VA hates Rockstar and refuses to ever work with them again right? Might have something to do with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nico's VA hates Rockstar and refuses to ever work with them again
          oh now what happened? Still its not like you need to bring him back to re record lines or whatever

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then it would technically be a Remaster, not a Remake.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you can reuse audio and remake the rest,

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nico's VA hates Rockstar and refuses to ever work with them again
          oh now what happened? Still its not like you need to bring him back to re record lines or whatever

          That is literally fake news and I hate that it still gets parroted around.

          Lazlow had a Q&A years ago and confirmed that it was blown out of proportion, there was a video for it but now going back the guy who uploaded it deleted his YT account.

          Either way, Michael Hollick's union fricked him over not R*.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So why didn't he come back for either of the IV expansions or V?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why?
        cause IV is a nightmare code-wise, just like RDR

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got a date with a Cheese Deluxe!
    >More money, more problems!
    How can one game be this SOVL?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    somehow using tank as a plane is easier than the dodo plane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do know what a real dodo is?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT people crying that a game that needs to be ran in WINDOWS ME compatibility mode doesn’t work right on windows 10

    No shit. Also, none of the bugs and issues you guys say exists, actually are a thing on the right system.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it aged like shit, even V is better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, you just have shitty taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Games don't age

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The missions make me want to kill myself
    if you actually think this game is challenging then you definitely should.
    fricking casual

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy the atmosphere of 3. That is all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just beautiful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and that is the only thing thats got going for it, Rockstar surpassed it with ever single iteration that came before it, that is what was supposed to happen, you know?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see VC as having "surpassed" 3. I see most appraisal of VC, for instance, being its atmosphere, i.e. 80s.

        SA surpassed both, however.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vice City is a more polished version of III with a fun setting instead of a realistic one, it plays better and is overall more fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correct opinion spotted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ludokino sovl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GTA 3 had very fun and intense arcade gameplay, even compared to GTA VC

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, go ahead.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    III is the purest essence of modern GTA without all the convoluted tacked on “activities”. It was the last entry that could still be called a “game” rather than a sim and wasn’t just a buggy total conversion mod with a shit map.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry that the missions aren’t heavily scripted enough for you. Rockstar games stopped being kino when they moved away from this kind of mission design.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why? They are comfy as frick. They are often short and sweet and they often let you do them however you want. By GTA5, they've become boring overlong slogfests with cutscenes, dialogue, long rides where you are supposed to listen to two people talking. Even in GTA3, those types of missions were better because the ride was short and the dialogue consisted of 1 or 2 funny jokes and that's it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick zoomers and frick homosexuals who say games "age"
    if this game is difficult to you, you suck dick at vidya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But games do age tho, times change, so does hardware and capabilities of said hardware, playing SNES games back in the 90s is not the same as playing them nowadays, your time now is worth much more and can be used for much much more, gaming or otherwise, than trying to get through super ghouls and goblins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tho

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy nostalgia of playing 3 as a kid
    >replay it for the first time a year ago
    >amazing experience
    based

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shall I add GTA III to the "contrarian picks of Ganker" cork board?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say yes, along with the Resident Evil movies, apparently

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://noclip.website/
    has gta if anyone wants to look at the maps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, but Vice City map is smaller than Liberty City from GTA III

      GTAIII map was the comfiest. It was so easy to remember, the cities just made sense and the missions literally show you where everything is.
      VC map is fricking tiny and you barely visit some of the areas. SA map is just a massive clusterfrick but I guess thats american city design in video game form, the map option in menu was really needed for this one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shoreside Vale is fricking awful and makes the worst of VC's map look like a masterpiece.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SV makes the worst of VC's map look like a masterpiece
          yeah, not really

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you that DS2gays reposting shitty DS3 screenshots too?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no im gtagay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Get re3 and disable HUD for screenshots.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, HUD is part of the soul. the screens are from re3.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree but i'm not going to argue over the point. Carry on.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are so mindbroken by modern game design they can't fathom that open world used to be difficult since you were forced to do what the game was specifically telling you NOT to do.
    The only way to beat GTA III without pulling your hair out is by abusing the mechanics. This is how open world used to be back when people still remembered Driver and Ultima Underworld.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >games used to be designed shittier
      no way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Idiot. GTA III is more in line with classic CPRGs because the devs understood players would abuse mechanics and find creative solutions to problem. If you go into any mission in the game headfirst without preparing or finding a busted vehicle it is your fault.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What "creative solutions" did you come up with and for what problems exactly? getting lost? it's funny how you bring up zoomers while literally struggling with GTA 3 and thinking its a difficult game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot. GTA III is more in line with classic CPRGs because the devs understood players would abuse mechanics and find creative solutions to problem. If you go into any mission in the game headfirst without preparing or finding a busted vehicle it is your fault.

      >The only way to beat GTA III without pulling your hair out is by abusing the mechanics
      >the devs understood players would abuse mechanics and find creative solutions to problem
      lol, what the frick are you talking about moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot. GTA III is more in line with classic CPRGs because the devs understood players would abuse mechanics and find creative solutions to problem. If you go into any mission in the game headfirst without preparing or finding a busted vehicle it is your fault.

      ok thats enough moronic posts for me today
      night gentlemen

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently platinum'ing San Andreas. What a great game. Is GTA3 going to give me a bad time?
    It's not the remasters btw, it's the PS2 ports they released digitally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do they still sell those?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just checked and they don't anymore because of the shitty pajeet remasters, what a bunch of dicks. Glad I got them on a sale a year ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't even make any fricking sense, PS5 can't even play PS3/PS2 games. There's logic with the PC versions cause you can play them on any modern PC but removing fricking PS2 games from the store? Only the israeliteiest of israelites work at Rockstar of David

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 was great for the time but you really feel the flaws/limits compared to Vice City and San Andreas. The only semi flight capable vehicle was a clipped wing plane. Falling in water was a death sentence. Endgame has every faction in the city out to kill you, making finishing some side missions insanely difficult if not impossible if you held off on them. That said, I do miss the death animations of 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3 was great for the time but you really feel the flaws/limits compared to Vice City and San Andreas. The only semi flight capable vehicle was a clipped wing plane. Falling in water was a death sentence.

      Vice City protagonist can't swim as well

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >vehicles are built like paper bags
    >ever returing to portland after pissing off the mafia and they can one shot you

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GTA lost it's touch when it stopped being what Brits think America's like. It lost it's soul when it stopped heavily featuring the dev's mates on the radio for some Drum n Bass bangers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is oddly specific anon, I wonder why that is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just want more GTA2 in my life. That's all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried Chinatown Wars? It's really fun on Nintendo DS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rockstar will never implement the drug dealing mechanic into any other game. Why did they turn into such retrded israelites?????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chinatown wars my man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stopped heavily featuring the dev's mates on the radio for some Drum n Bass bangers.
      GTA3 radio was the best. So many memorable songs. I couldn't believe they were all custom made just for the game except that one radio station that played scarface soundtrack. Fricking amazing.

      VC and SA had some big hits on the stations but over all none of it was as memorable or catchy as GTA3 radios.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit I'm clicking thru this and so many bangers this is insane

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only mission i had issues with was the one where you needed to find and destroy random stalls on the entire map on a timer, iirc it was some mission given by the chinese lady at the construction site
    i keep reading about all kind of stupid issues like cars randomly blowing up and shit spawns but thats probably a demaster issues since i cant remember having those issues when i played it and completed it 20 years ago in my early teens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did that mission like a month ago on the original game, wasn't that hard. Just drive around and shoot bazooka at the stall once it shows up on map. Took like 2-3 tries tops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The rocket launcher makes that mission a breeze and by the you should be able to buy it from the army guy near the hospital.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried playing GTA5, and I honestly don't get it. In the old games the map would be littered with resources to find (weapons, armor, wanted stars, etc). It's what made exploration rewarding. As far as I can tell the world of 5 has absolutely nothing in it. Just scripted side-activities as if this was a Ubisoft game.

    Is there something I'm missing here, or is the world really is this empty and dead? Why did people swallow this up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GTA 5 is a tutorial for online, nothing more, nothing less

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only things it has going for it are the atmosphere and radio. peak kino, but the actual game part sucks.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You must be really bad at video games if GTA III’s missions drive you insane, bro. The only tough missions in III are the offroad vehicle side missions and the Paramedic side mission. The rest of the game is generally fairly chill.

    >t. 100%ed every PS2 era GTA

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just snooping around everyday locations you generally don't or can't reach IRL taking in the mundane freedom in all it's slightly dilapidated glory

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Shoreside Vale so underused? Cut content or was it always supposed to be like that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game was rushed for release and as such it had the least development time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not as unfinished as GTA SA though. SA was actually not fully developted when it released.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What brings you to that conclusion anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Videos and information on GTA SA. Plus its sort of obvious with how much cut and unfinished content the game released with. The game even has several props and assets with the wrong texturing that has never been fixed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game was rushed for release and as such it had the least development time.

      you can even see it in the wireframe how lacking in detail it is compared to the rest.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played this in so long I can't imagine how bad it would be to play it today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its perfectly fine you just need to download the silent patch. Dont turn off framelimiter it breaks the physics kinda.

      >moronic argument after moronic argument just to bait for (you)s
      its too much effort for very little return

      Cope harder lmao.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >By the end of 3, most npcs are actively trying to kill you
    3 is an important gaming as a whole but anyone trying to replay it is insane. You're better off during the start of the game than by the end. The anti-GTA

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT proof that games are getting dumbed down because the people playing them are getting dumber.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe that human race will survive the time when zoomers are in control. It's over. The End.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me MSX.fm
    Luv me Rise.FM
    Luv me Portland

    'Ate GTA V
    'Ate Shark cards

    Simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn it I had a feeling it was a "map comes with the game" thing like Morrowind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That map is actually useless as the game never makes any reference to any of those locations in a meaningful way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's better than the radar being your only map

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are meant to follow the radar blip and learn the city as you play. sadly it turns out people are actual brainlets and could not do this. I imagine these are the same people that cry when they drive their car into a river while screaming "BUT THE GPS SAID TO GO THIS WAY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE A RIVER!?"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, are you really saying maps are for zoomers? Are you this brain damaged by wanting to fit in?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude, are you really saying maps are for zoomers?
                No.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You are meant to follow the radar blip and learn the city as you play
              Thanks to this I know the GTA III map like the back of my hand.
              Unlike GTA V for example, which has a giant clusterfrick of a map and it's basically a "follow the GPS line" simulator. Great fun eh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          might be useful for taxi/police/firefighter since they give you locations

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I got more fingers and toes than Staunton has streets
    And still I always forget where the fricking Ammu-Nation is.
    https://noclip.website/#GrandTheftAuto3/0;ShareData=ANt=gUozw=UA+;O969u/=a~&ELur&gUmSB3T{a20WKx,BUqhnr9S5c=Ufl{eV[

    it's a 3d map of the city

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see threads for III and VC it reminds me that Rockstar shut down those reverse engineering projects that were trying to make perfect ports of the game for multiple platforms, all so they could ship their broken pajeet developed UE5 demo "remasters", and that braindead nu-gamer cattle actually bought them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pull III, VC and SA from steam to force new players to buy shitty remakes of your games
      >shitty remakes are too shitty even for consoomers
      >pull shitty remakes from steam without getting the original versions back in there
      who the frick is making these decisions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rockstar didn't. Take two did. Luckily this is the internet and mirrors exist so frick 'em. Pic only semi related.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it actually feature complete? Is there a list of missing features/bugs if not?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Feature complete, with many improvements

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Is it actually feature complete?
            As far as i am aware, yes. re3 is just a reverse engineered project with a bunch of fixes to make it like the PS2 version plus some quality of life improvements (like xinput support). https://github.com/td512/re3

            Nice, how the frick didn't I hear about this. Is the Vice City one good too?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > Is the Vice City one good too?
              Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                very good, anon. same as re3, feature complete and with improvements you can toggle on/off during compilation

                So 60 fps works fine yeah? No broken missions or physics?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's still best locked to 30 FPS because fixing the physics is an insanely difficult task for these games. Afaik there were attempts from the dev team to look at this issue but they were far too hard to fix

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. Well I might stick with the original then. That's really all I was looking for. Still cool either way but I still play the games in 1024x768 and it doesn't bother me a bit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >playing in 1024x768
                based. i do too. i'd still use re3/VC due to the fixing of numerous crashes and issues though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll probably try it out one day. Too bad it got the axe for the New Delhi Demake

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Too bad it got the axe for the New Delhi Demake
                yeah that's fricking outrageous.
                the way they treated this classic trilogy is outright criminal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              very good, anon. same as re3, feature complete and with improvements you can toggle on/off during compilation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it actually feature complete?
          As far as i am aware, yes. re3 is just a reverse engineered project with a bunch of fixes to make it like the PS2 version plus some quality of life improvements (like xinput support). https://github.com/td512/re3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this will never not make me seethe with anger. re3 and reVC, and reLCS were METICULOUS projects.
      the "babbys first UE4 project" demasters are so fricking shit it hurts physically to look at them
      they are a good litmus test though. anyone defending them for any reason is 100% a moron and a pleb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The other relcs is available on archive.org.

        https://archive.org/details/grand-theft-auto-liberty-city-stories-pc

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no driver's license?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GTA3's missions are the opposite of RDR2. They allow for the player to figure out their own way "to exploit" the gameplay in their advantage. Zoomie morons like OP complaining about it proves at R* were either right or they successfully conditioned an entire generation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good post. you are completely correct, anon
      the handholding these days is so insufferable

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'll never forget that time the cyberpunk 2077 Black person said he thought gta3 was cyberpunk and i immediately knew the game would be trash.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need an 8k screen so I can do this for real rather than just as supersampling.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is gta4 good on pc? been wanting to play that game for a while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the console versions which struggle to run above 20fps when anything happens on screen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok cool. idk i remember hearing it ran bad on pc or something but i guess they fixed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No it runs bad on PC as well - just these days you can get a solid 30fps (going above is where problems really arise) without needing a supercomputer. The game runs badly on everything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They kinda fixed it but I still use DXVK
          https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_IV#Using_DXVK_to_improve_performance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It runs at a full 60 FPS on Xbox Series X with no slowdown. The same goes for its two DLCs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At 720p and due to the high framerate some missions bug or cannot be completa like 4's finnal mission.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mouse deadzone while aiming, so no. Although I think there's a mod that fixed that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone play fricking GTA with kb+m? You people are sick, sick I tell you.
        >b-but muh shooting
        Its difficulty is already so low that literal preschoolers play it and you want to make it even more easy? Fricking hell.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well you sure aren't using a controller for the deep and complex driving model the game has.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          every gta game has had auto aim since san andreas, mouse or controller is irrelevant

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a lot of fun playing it modded, those "HD remaster" mods for cars, peds, textures" etc are pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Git gud, GTA3 is pretty good.

      Yeah some are quite nice.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The GTA games had such incredibly awful single player design and people looked past it because of how amazing and fun everything else way (ie just fricking around in the open world)
    They are very painful to replay years later

    They only really started to fix things in GTA5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many mission are plain boring, many mission are frustratingly difficult.
      If you die you have to load all the way back to the hospital and then have to drive back to the mission start, load and skip cutscene, and then "in the mission" drive to where the mission actually takes place.
      Even if you are by some miracle gliding through the missions its still painfully boring as 50% of the game is driving to and from missions and in missions driving to where the actual challenge happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a shit take. what a zoomer take.
      >HOLD MY HAND DADDY I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never said anything about things being difficult to figure out
        Seems like you got your feelings hurt and your brain invented some shit to strawman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many mission are plain boring, many mission are frustratingly difficult.
      If you die you have to load all the way back to the hospital and then have to drive back to the mission start, load and skip cutscene, and then "in the mission" drive to where the mission actually takes place.
      Even if you are by some miracle gliding through the missions its still painfully boring as 50% of the game is driving to and from missions and in missions driving to where the actual challenge happens

      You're the reason RDR2 and GTAV mission design sucks and is all on rails.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >picks the worst game in the series
      >claims it finally fixed the series issues

      Many mission are plain boring, many mission are frustratingly difficult.
      If you die you have to load all the way back to the hospital and then have to drive back to the mission start, load and skip cutscene, and then "in the mission" drive to where the mission actually takes place.
      Even if you are by some miracle gliding through the missions its still painfully boring as 50% of the game is driving to and from missions and in missions driving to where the actual challenge happens

      >game is called grand theft auto
      >is annoyed you have to drive in it

      kek, at least you morons out yourselves
      just for the record, gta5 is such a boring crap I didn't even get it when it was for free

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    III has not aged well at all, even compared to Vice City which came out barely a year later. It was the real first of its kind and and I'm sure blew everyone's mind in 2001, but it was quickly done better. It's late 90s/early 00s atmosphere is top notch, it's barely even NYC and more of a strange British fever dream of a American Northeastern city around the turn of the millennium. But man does the gameplay fricking suck, I finally got around to playing it in 2008 (after I'd played VC, SA and IV) and I physically couldn't beat my Xbox copy of the first sniper mission. The controls quite literally make it impossible.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the blur filter look good on any kind of monitor? Why the hell is it on by default, it looks so bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still like 3 but for me San Andreas and IV are the very best GTA has to offer.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's the only one i couldn't finish

    some of the missions are too hard

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    80% of missions in all gta games feel like tutorials

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >re3 and reVC still dead
    >no update on the trial against T2

    Any insiders here know the score?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only problem with gta 3 is that gun fire rate is way too fricking high and car health is way too fricking low. Pretty enjoyable until you piss off the mafia and end up dying in 1.5 seconds because they all aimbot your car on sight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vice city and san andreas fix it somewhat by adding a delay to hostile gangs attacking, you'd have to loiter around them for a while to get shot

      someone should make a gta 3 mod like that

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game is fun.

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