The only two legitimate endings are Ranni's ending and the Frenzied Flame ending.

The only two legitimate endings are Ranni's ending and the Frenzied Flame ending.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but Ranni's is the only good one.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni's ending is handing over the world to satan because your GF doesn't understand astrology
    Frenzied flame ending is either destroying the world because YOU don't understand spirituality, or destroying the world because you're misanthropic, and there's a better misanthrope ending you should have picked instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no Satan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dark moon is satan. An uppity entity attempting to usurp creation from its creator. It tried before with the Nox but failed. The goldeon order attributes this failure to direct intervention by the greater will, but it may just as well have been that they were destroyed by their own mockery of creation (the mercury dopplegangers). Now, Ranni is beguiled by it, despite the warnings from her teacher, and unwittingly helps it to gain control of the elden ring, if you let her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, you're just a schizo. Moving on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Explain what I got wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too dumb for elden ring lore

            The dark moon is satan. An uppity entity attempting to usurp creation from its creator. It tried before with the Nox but failed. The goldeon order attributes this failure to direct intervention by the greater will, but it may just as well have been that they were destroyed by their own mockery of creation (the mercury dopplegangers). Now, Ranni is beguiled by it, despite the warnings from her teacher, and unwittingly helps it to gain control of the elden ring, if you let her.

            True, and thats why following goldmask is the olu thing that makes sense. Mend the broken order to create perfect order, its so fricking simple.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Dark Moon is not intelligent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it is kind of a dumbass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's even less evidence of that than to say the dark moon is just a giant graven mass of the former occupants of the nox cities when they tried to go against the golden order

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those aren't mutually exclusive ideas

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frenzied flame is literal israeli schizophrenia

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wife ending
    >No wife ending
    Choice seems obvious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni already gave you the sword at the end of her quest. Any ending is a wife ending, except for frenzied homosexualry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not getting a wife by turning the world into shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're already married. She can come hang out in shit world or sit by herself on the moon, idc. Not that I would do the ranni quest and then the dung eater quest because that doesn't make much sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I chose my real wife's ending

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DLC better add a MOHG'd ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dung Eater ending is just a more extreme version of a Mohg ending

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Duskborn ending. But that's because I liked that entire area of the game and found everything about it fascinating. And that dragon fight with the hell sky was neato.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Frenzied Flame ending.
    *kills you*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if the DLC will confirm she's GEQ. Or Mesmer's alter ego ala Miquella and Trina. Who fricking knows anymore.

      As much as I wanted to burn it all down. I just couldn't bring myself to side with the israelites. I decided to eat dicks instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wonder if the DLC will confirm she's GEQ.
        The frenzied flame ending already did.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it didn't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The frenzied flame ending already did.
            No it didn't

            morons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very compelling evidence you just posted, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Melina is tied to Marika, Destined Death and Fire. Maliketh's eye that detects deathroot has the exact same color as Melina's eye. She's the gloam eye queen. Suck it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What's your evidence?
                >Uhh here's some tranime fanart of her
                Wow, good job.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't read, please put me out of my misery
                I shan't, you'll have to live as a monkey until natural selection does its job.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The frenzied flame ending already did.
            No it didn't

            It literally showed her as the GEQ

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, that's just your headcanon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it didn't.

                morons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, it didn't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, let me amend that. Learn a little more what happened then. Seeing as everything points to Mesmer burning the physical tree down as the first blasphemy, seems like that and Melina's fate happen around the same time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The frenzied flame ending already did.
          No it didn't

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I look at a map of Elden Ring it just makes me wish the game was better after Liurnia. It's all pretty downhill from there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only half baked area is mountaintops

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of the areas are awful, they're just all worse than Limgrave and Liurnia, with less exploration and are overall just less interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know man, the game is pretty huge as it is. I finished one character, where I did pretty much everything I could and I have a second one that just entered Liurnia and I have 180 hours played in this game. It's almost too big in my opinion.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virgins fear death which is why they fear the frenzied flame ending

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's always the literal Gold ending

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have made at least 4 different playthroughs
    >start a new one, trying new things
    >90% of the stuff I find is something that doesn't fit my current build/play style

    The gameplay itself is good so I don't mind that much. I just kind of wish Limgrave and the Weeping Peninsula had better stuff. It ruins my immersion to just skip to higher level areas to get decent things for a build.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you're not supposed to do that
      I can skip to rykard right off the gate to make a blapshemous blade build but that's not really how the game is supposed to be played

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if the game wasn't meant to be played that way then they wouldn't let you do it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Fromsoft would put more effort into the endings. It's fun to get rewarded with elaborate cutscenes after you win. I get that people barely finish games as it is so there's not much incentive to put a lot of resources into the endings, but having most of them being the player character sitting in a chair is lame. I want to see some crazy shit. The Frenzied Flame ending should be a baseline going forward, not the peak.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The peepee poopoo man's ending is canon.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    destroy catalyst and rippers

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