>want to buy coins >can't and have to play a gay minesweeper sudoku game over and over >want to access more of the Safari Zone >have to completely dismantle the park >want more Pokémon to spawn >have to leave these autistic decorations for a year real time >want to meet NPC >have to wait a specific time and date which most likely you would just change the system time for
>can't and have to play a gay minesweeper sudoku game over and over
Ironic considing that once you git gud, the minesweeper game is way faster than any grinding method to obtain coins.
Just use a web browser app to exploit it if you hate it that much.
>have to leave these autistic decorations for a year real time
only if you're moronic. If you knew how the safari zone worked, you'd wouldn't have to wait anywhere near a year.
>Ironic considing that once you git gud, the minesweeper game is way faster than any grinding method to obtain coins.
The point is they force you to play it when there used to be a way to just outright buy coins.
Tell me how you would be able to earn 200,000 Pokedollar to exchange for 10,000 coins to buy Ice Beam/Thunderbolt/Flamethrower in 9 minutes or less?
And if you "cheat", it's even quicker.
http://voltorbflip.com/
And this is just the basic one, not even the one that uses your ID numbers to guarantee your choice.
You don't need to "cheat", as shown in the video I posted. It's just that "cheating" is quicker.
Plus, I'm pretty sure grinding for 200,000 Pokedollars and then mashing A 100+ times is way more tedious than an interactive minigame that rewards the player using their brain.
Oops, I forgot players don't like using their brains. Thats why you can't turn off the EXP and Affection Boosts exist in the modern games.
Game Freak doesn't care about things like that.
They just want you to playthrough the laughable story pretending anyone cares about that, fill the postgame with some gimmick battle shit that's really just a glorified grind mine, and then ship you off to the online gulags with some sprinklings of DLC until the next game comes out.
Repeat until the sun explodes in a billion years.
In general, Pokémon needs more things to do with your mons. Picnics are fine but should more interactive. Contests should come back as battle alternative. Just more mini games.
I was just going through HGSS again after fricking around in Legends Arceus when I realised something.
I'd never beaten HGSS. Hadn't even gotten any Pokemon past level 30 besides the Red Gyarados.
And yet, even when I was a kid, I'd keep resetting it and playing it through to Whitney and maybe Morty, and then just keep playing Voltorb Flip and the Pokéathlon over and over again, plus trying out the Safari Zone recently via a SoulSilver cart I picked up below $100 somehow.
I just realised now that the core of Pokémon, being encountering and catching them, and standard 1v1/2v2 battling them, are the two things I despise most in these games, with no longevity.
I like it when said battles give me options, like the stupid shit in the battle frontier looks amazing, as was the B2W2 World Championship having actually cool stuff like mixed and rotation battles, or inverse in XY.
That's not even mentioning catching in L:A without needing to encounter manually, just toss a ball, and maybe stun with debris, and it's fricking done compared to how slow SV feels afterwards.
But above all, I want the stupid shit that has nothing to do with either, or even me or my Pokémon. Give me more shit like Join Avenue without the trappings of Festival Plaza, give me more arcade-ish games to play for said prizes, the Pokéathlon that's as optional as it's worthless, give me new contests, more of those ridiculous performances like in BW, the Mantine Surfing in USUM, sneak in other Frontier facilities like the Agency being a slightly shittier Factory, give more Ribbons/Marks for inane horseshit that's fun to find/achieve, ride Pokemon challenges like the balloon chases in Legends Arceus, gimme puzzle battles like Ingo's Path of Solitude, even nothingburgers like the Olive Roll or Bug-Catching Contest, even playing with Pokemon like Amie/Refresh or just camping out.
Just stop with the shitty standard battles. Gimme stuff to actually have fun with. I want the worthless that gave the old shit value.
nah
I liked it
>Dude what if instead of trying to make Johto good we just bloated the game with pointless mini games
>Dude what if instead of trying to make Kalos good we just bloated the game with pointless mini games
Uh oh, Yawngay is gonna have a melty soon!
You had to do Pokeathlon multiple times if you wanted items
Amie minigames arae completely optional and not needed for Sylveon
You don’t need any of the pokeathelon items either moron, there are other ways of getting stones
johto is shit
kys
ywnbaw
pokeathlon is cool but i still enjoy gen 3 contests the most
dude just let me buy the evo stones instead of making me wait for rng phone calls or play this homosexual shit
>want to buy coins
>can't and have to play a gay minesweeper sudoku game over and over
>want to access more of the Safari Zone
>have to completely dismantle the park
>want more Pokémon to spawn
>have to leave these autistic decorations for a year real time
>want to meet NPC
>have to wait a specific time and date which most likely you would just change the system time for
gays like you are why the new games are shit
No u
Nah cause I haven't bought a game since ORAS. I bet you bought SWSH and SV
>can't and have to play a gay minesweeper sudoku game over and over
Ironic considing that once you git gud, the minesweeper game is way faster than any grinding method to obtain coins.
Just use a web browser app to exploit it if you hate it that much.
>have to leave these autistic decorations for a year real time
only if you're moronic. If you knew how the safari zone worked, you'd wouldn't have to wait anywhere near a year.
>Ironic considing that once you git gud, the minesweeper game is way faster than any grinding method to obtain coins.
The point is they force you to play it when there used to be a way to just outright buy coins.
>Ironic considing that once you git gud, the minesweeper game is way faster than any grinding method to obtain coins.
no the frick it isnt
>no the frick it isnt
Yes the frick it is.
Tell me how you would be able to earn 200,000 Pokedollar to exchange for 10,000 coins to buy Ice Beam/Thunderbolt/Flamethrower in 9 minutes or less?
And if you "cheat", it's even quicker.
http://voltorbflip.com/
And this is just the basic one, not even the one that uses your ID numbers to guarantee your choice.
>just cheat to skip past all the tedium
So it is unnecessary tedium
You don't need to "cheat", as shown in the video I posted. It's just that "cheating" is quicker.
Plus, I'm pretty sure grinding for 200,000 Pokedollars and then mashing A 100+ times is way more tedious than an interactive minigame that rewards the player using their brain.
Oops, I forgot players don't like using their brains. Thats why you can't turn off the EXP and Affection Boosts exist in the modern games.
filtered, the post
All good features
Game Freak doesn't care about things like that.
They just want you to playthrough the laughable story pretending anyone cares about that, fill the postgame with some gimmick battle shit that's really just a glorified grind mine, and then ship you off to the online gulags with some sprinklings of DLC until the next game comes out.
Repeat until the sun explodes in a billion years.
In general, Pokémon needs more things to do with your mons. Picnics are fine but should more interactive. Contests should come back as battle alternative. Just more mini games.
The best part about Pokeathlon is using glitch Pokemon.
I was just going through HGSS again after fricking around in Legends Arceus when I realised something.
I'd never beaten HGSS. Hadn't even gotten any Pokemon past level 30 besides the Red Gyarados.
And yet, even when I was a kid, I'd keep resetting it and playing it through to Whitney and maybe Morty, and then just keep playing Voltorb Flip and the Pokéathlon over and over again, plus trying out the Safari Zone recently via a SoulSilver cart I picked up below $100 somehow.
I just realised now that the core of Pokémon, being encountering and catching them, and standard 1v1/2v2 battling them, are the two things I despise most in these games, with no longevity.
I like it when said battles give me options, like the stupid shit in the battle frontier looks amazing, as was the B2W2 World Championship having actually cool stuff like mixed and rotation battles, or inverse in XY.
That's not even mentioning catching in L:A without needing to encounter manually, just toss a ball, and maybe stun with debris, and it's fricking done compared to how slow SV feels afterwards.
But above all, I want the stupid shit that has nothing to do with either, or even me or my Pokémon. Give me more shit like Join Avenue without the trappings of Festival Plaza, give me more arcade-ish games to play for said prizes, the Pokéathlon that's as optional as it's worthless, give me new contests, more of those ridiculous performances like in BW, the Mantine Surfing in USUM, sneak in other Frontier facilities like the Agency being a slightly shittier Factory, give more Ribbons/Marks for inane horseshit that's fun to find/achieve, ride Pokemon challenges like the balloon chases in Legends Arceus, gimme puzzle battles like Ingo's Path of Solitude, even nothingburgers like the Olive Roll or Bug-Catching Contest, even playing with Pokemon like Amie/Refresh or just camping out.
Just stop with the shitty standard battles. Gimme stuff to actually have fun with. I want the worthless that gave the old shit value.