The potion seller won't give you his strongest potions. He believes they're too strong for you. What do you do?
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The potion seller won't give you his strongest potions. He believes they're too strong for you. What do you do?
rape and kill him
Mashallah
I buy the strongest potions I can get for my level then? If my victory depends entirely on busted consumables I'm completelly worthless by my own right.
If the seller says his strongest potions are too strong for me, the potions are too strong.
I ask for the strongest potions *that I can drink,* preferrably with zero or few side effects.
ask him if i can have his second-strongest potions.
Explain to him that I'm going in to battle and therefore need only his strongest potions
fun
Traditional games, its not very good at getting to that point thoughever
It would be a shame if something were to happen to his establishment
I will find a seller that sells weaker potions.
Call him a rascal that has no respect for anything except his potions.
I will repeat to the man that I am, in fact, a knight, and that I require his strongest potions in order to win the battle
Respect his right to refuse business. Make my own potions.
I curse the time-wizard for sending me back through time 5 years to when, even then, this wasn't funny.
You’re fun.
My current character would try to manipulate or deceive the potion seller into thinking that he is indeed powerful enough for the potions.
The potion seller would clearly see through you and know you're not the strongest but the weakest.
>filename and subject mention the potion seller
>pic is actually the knight asking for potions
anon, I...
Become stronger.
Ask him why he thinks they're too strong for me and listen to his reasoning.
The worst viral video of its era, made by someone now making a film that looks to be the worst of its era.
>insecure about the 2min vid from over a decade ago
lol, lmao even
i'm interested to know where you got this idea from. i can't see how you could take that personally without being the guy who posted the video. you are aren't you. homosexual.
Demonstrate how hard I can pee to prove my worth.
its up to me whether i want to take too-strong potions or not. if my character dies i no longer need to play the game, its a win-win.
Calmly ask him to assess which potions he does think he can sell me, then discuss a possible sponsorship deal since a lowly adventurer becoming strong and famous thanks to his dedicated alchemist would be a great selling point, alternatively I sell him one of my potions
>it's a burning turd in a bag on his doorstep
Find a seller who sells weaker potions
This man does not know my plight, nay, the world's plight. Perhaps I seek to do myself in with one blaze of alchemical glory, or perhaps I will trick my foe into imbibing potions too strong for them.
I hate relying on consumables so I spit on him, flip him the finger and move on.
I tell him to quit faffing about and had over the potions before I stab him.
Tell him that in a perfect world men like me would not exist
He ought to know, right?
I don't punch my pharmacist and demand harder drugs.
You don't?
Challenge him.
My autistic wizard would probably leave the store, fireball the shit out of it then cast invisibility and haul ass.
My sorcerer would probably try to manipulate the seller into giving me some potions at a discounted price then frick his wife and/or daughter.
I’m certain a seasoned ruffian such as myself can handle your drought of fen-tanyl here’s a real 20 piece put it with the other 20 piece notes, cause it is *wink*
I explain that I am going into battle, and that I need only the strongest potions