Weirdest shit, si that this game is JUST taking K-Pop model aestetics to video game format. Why does no one cry about K-Pop bands?
>Why do they look like this
Low test. They are heavily feminized males, and they don't see their low test as a proble mto be fixed, and their strategy for survival is to be a good ally.
Main likely causes are sedentary lifestyle and obesity. But micro-plastics might be another cause as well. Exercize boosts test levels overall and we know these gays sit on their smartphones in offices all day. TRT is recommended and would fix male feminist allies overnight.
>bro looks like hes hasnt had red meat in five years
I probably havent eaten red met for over 3 years
I keft everyday and I eat 300g of chicken every two days, but I think I'm low t
My gains are bad and after I cum I'm not really excited until at least two days pass
>Says Eve is hypersexualized >Perfectly fine with Aphrodite from Hades who is literally naked
Just say you don't like Asians and stop hiding your racism.
bro looks like hes hasnt had red meat in five years. not taking video game advice from a guy with less testosterone than my daughter.
>NOOOOOOOO HE RATED MY GAME A 6/10 INSTEAD OF 7/10 BECAUSE OF THE JIGGLE PHYSICS
>THIS IS REVIEWBOMBING AND WHITE GENOCIDE
Have sex incel
Disingenuous troony. Kys.
sheesh you can't even call a gay a gay nowadays?
Tendies have been psychologically scarred since 8.8
literally 1984
>not a single mention of gameplay
Typical.
You know this is just a snippet of his review? He talks about the gameplay for 80% of it before sperging out in the last 2 paragraphs
Why do they look like this
Weirdest shit, si that this game is JUST taking K-Pop model aestetics to video game format. Why does no one cry about K-Pop bands?
>Why do they look like this
Low test. They are heavily feminized males, and they don't see their low test as a proble mto be fixed, and their strategy for survival is to be a good ally.
How do they get to be low test?
>How do they get to be low test?
Main likely causes are sedentary lifestyle and obesity. But micro-plastics might be another cause as well. Exercize boosts test levels overall and we know these gays sit on their smartphones in offices all day. TRT is recommended and would fix male feminist allies overnight.
He's not wront though, nobody gives a frick about the story in this game, it's all about coom and gameplay
>NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING YOUR VIDEO GAMES CORRECTLY CHUD!
I have no idea what point are you trying to make
shut the frick up you disingenuous leftist frick
So just the way it should be?
>Screencapping some gay whose review doesn't even count towards the metascore
What is this sissy talking about? No one will give him good boy points for his review.
His testosterone levels might be lower than in girls themselves
Reviews for this in a nutshell:
>game is good but attractive woman bad so I'm docking a whole ass 30 off the review score
Character animations look like AA tier trash. Poor transitions and blending. I guess it's not a big surprise if they used UE4.
So THIS is what the average anti-Stellar Blader looks like...
>game journos
The only people even more irrelevant than Korean game devs.
Software Sales (physical only)
1. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 11,585 / 5,804,495
2. [NSW] Princess Peach: Showtime – 8,012 / 143,180
3. [NSW] Super Mario Bros. Wonder – 7,470 / 1,829,996
4. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 7,078 / 7,747,713
5. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports – 6,131 / 1,320,273
6. [PS5] Rise of the Ronin – 5,651 / 109,501
7. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,523 / 3,502,392
8. [NSW] Splatoon 3 – 5,477 / 4,282,105
9. [PS5] ARK: Survival Ascended – 4,127 / NEW
10. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – 3,791 / 5,489,590
Hardware Sales
Switch – 64.281 (32.715.893)
PlayStation 5 – 21.297 (5.526.777)
Xbox Series X|S – 2.789 (576.638)
PlayStation 4 – 92 (9.500.133)
Slow week eh
he isn't wrong though. and if you think he is, explain why he's wrong without sounding mad?
Sex and pretty women are good, actually.
>bro looks like hes hasnt had red meat in five years
I probably havent eaten red met for over 3 years
I keft everyday and I eat 300g of chicken every two days, but I think I'm low t
My gains are bad and after I cum I'm not really excited until at least two days pass
Is the lack of red meat causing it?
red meat doesnt have testosterone you dumbass frog poster
Wild that your lifts haven't gone up when you only get 40 grams of protein a day, I dunno if only there was a board on Ganker dedicated to lifting.
>Says Eve is hypersexualized
>Perfectly fine with Aphrodite from Hades who is literally naked
Just say you don't like Asians and stop hiding your racism.
What the living shit?
This homie thought "I want to be the gayest guy on Earth", and decided to to rush sprint to the Finish Line.
Frick, kek.