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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >LE OOs NOSTALGIA
    Kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No fun allowed

      kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >having nostalgia for any time other then when I was a child specifically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      acktshually it's more late 90's but i wouldn't expect you to recognize that, zoomblood

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The early 00s are just the 90s still culture wise

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nah this is more late 90's because it's a build engine game and almost none of those came out after 2000's and the music was more late 90's alt rock and cartoon network style culture. i was there, and i can tell the difference. you wanna frickin argue with me i'll kill your entire family and make you eat your mother's c**t lips

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >mother's c*** lips
            Do americans really have to resort to swearing to make joke?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >c***
              >to make joke
              good morning SIR

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                私のケツを食らえ

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Awfully polite of you, "私"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                俺様 seemed a little too conceited to use, even anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >LE OOs NOSTALGIA
      Lys

      >LE
      >not on reddit of 2011
      UM Ganker sisters?!?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay mother flippin turd pile

      >LE OOs NOSTALGIA
      Lys

      <3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You better watch yourself I can kick you in the nards so hard your weiner comes out your fricken mouth

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >LE OOs NOSTALGIA
    Lys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can't do anything original
      Yup, 00s nostalgiatards are braindead morons. Why don't you have a nice day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom necked herself

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ur mom jokes so 00sss dzxxxxxx
          Rope
          Neck
          You know the drill you fricking troglodyte

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Get fricked, Paul.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You know the drill you fricking troglodyte
              That's what your mom said while I was banging here

              I accept your concession.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thats what I said to your mom last night

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >another scripted reply
                >dude me so 00s dxdxdxd
                Gas all zoomers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you just got SCHWACKT, SONNY JIM!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer goes into mental breakdown and starts speaking gibberish

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah gibberish like how your mom sounds with my wiener in her mouth!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                get owned loser BWL

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You know the drill you fricking troglodyte
            That's what your mom said while I was banging here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            u mad?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The only drill I do is drill your grandma, loser lololol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shove a terd up your bunghole lameo bwl

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's kind of crazy that 00's kids that make ur mom jokes and insult you by saying youre dads a nerd, are still way way cooler and less cringe than chuds like this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This guy eats turds and he's not even a rat!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Rope
            >Neck
            Oh how original
            Get new material, that one's old since the 2010s

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            damn anon i didn't know you're into bondage

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            did you need a thesaurus for that one nerd?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lose your self?
      Damn, identity death. Grim.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Dreamsettler?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This games gross scat fetishism makes it unplayable for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same for me. I know its nineties teenage cringe but i cant stomach all the shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same for me. I know its nineties teenage cringe but i cant stomach all the shit.

      go the frick back to Facebook then
      NORMIES DO NOT BELONG ON Ganker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're the normie here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not everything is a fetish, terd hole. Do you consider going through airport security a foot fetish thing too?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, didn't he die during the mindcrash?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could always save him. Him living is canon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you could have saved him anon

        you could have saved him, and saving him is the canon ending

        fug DDDD:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's also possible to save The old biker dude , but none of the other four.

          The newscast actually changes to say how many people died based on of you saved one or both of them. If you looked through the game files there was an unused version where only three died, but that was never used and I believe was deleted in a later update.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i accept your moms butthole

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly with how Zane's life has been going according to what you can find in game, you probably gave him the best outcome possible.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why? He's just a stupid kid trying to act big on the internet. Did I miss some text about him having a bad home life or something?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He grows up to be a giant manchild that's stuck in a dead end job that doesn't pay very well and is stuck with a kid on top of that.
              Basically what

              >Finding the hidden dev rant where the guy who was Zane's friend in high school absolutely hates Zane's guts for begging him to finish the game 20 years later in some desperate attempt to escape his dead end Dollar Store manager job
              This is too real, I hate it

              said. He has absolutely no skills or prospects to get out of his current situation.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              IIRC, there was some stuff about his step dad on his FLST.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you could have saved him anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you could have saved him, and saving him is the canon ending

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't ban Zane
      You're a terrible hypnojannie

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoying the game so far, love the dumb concept played completely straight. Haven't finished yet but looking forward to the rest.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make an fps spinoff of a niche adventure game
    >sell a bundle that has both the niche adventure game and the spinoff in it
    >make it so that you have to not own the niche adventure game that this shooter is a spinoff of in order to get the bundle
    I hate this publisher so fricking much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to add
      >claim that's just how bundles on steam work
      >despite the fact that there are hundreds of "complete the set" type bundles out there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to add
      >claim that's just how bundles on steam work
      >despite the fact that there are hundreds of "complete the set" type bundles out there

      Yeah I kinda just think they didn't wanna give an extra discount since they already had one at release and the chances of you just randomly deciding to buy this without already having played Hypnospace Outlaw are pretty slim.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >already had a discount on release
        You mean the trick where they price a game at a really odd price so when a 10-15% discount is applied its normal (multiple of 5) again? This isn't a real discount, they are abusing how steam categorizes stuff so it lasts longer on the front page.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    glug glug glug glug ahh!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your fav eceleb made a vid about the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but jerma didn't play it yet. Instead he's playing random ass flash game ports.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Will you shut your fricking Black person mouth. Stop trying to "sass" me, and answer the fricking question, you child.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I don't see it on big man tyrone's channel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Charborg did no such thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based anon
          tomato streamed it at least

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tomato is fun, it's a shame he's such a commie cartoon sometimes. Lmao him ranting for like 30 minutes about how he would disown anyone that played Harry Potter game without having a good reason and donating the money he made to like troony charity was fricking hilarious

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Also someone stealing his entire fricking mailbox is fricking hilarious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based anon
          tomato streamed it at least

          >charhomosexual
          yikes no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fun! Short though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's short (took me about 3 hours to beat although I missed almost every secret). The cutscenes are fricking hilarious. It's like some Deviantard managed to get his hands on some 3D animation software from the 90s and make a game on his weird nonsensical Gary Stu character (In this case, it's Zane, famous CEO/famous comic book artist/part time employee at some Dollar Store parody).
      Also the final boss fight was one of the most fun boss fights I've encountered in a long time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the entire point of the game is that it canonically was made BY Zane, who cast himself as the main character. The entire thing is very early 00s self-insert fanfic.

        Helps that Zane has some pre-existing lore/backstory from Hypnospace Outlaw if you played that game.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just how israeli is Zane?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've only played Hypnospace Outlaw. How did Zane survive the Hypno-crash?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you have to it for free and flag him multiple times to get him banned by the new year, so he isn't online during the bad car game invasion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly kind of interesting to think of all the people who tried to be the "cool" janny and got a kid killed because of it and just assumed there was no way to save him when he was very clearly going to try and get himself more red flags.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it was entirely intentional by the dev, knowing we would try to be paragons and twisting our kindness against us. Pretty based, not gonna lie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if I had a penny for every game that killed a kid if you were too kind I'd have two pennies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking kids wanting to pull me out of fires and shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You really have to go out of your way to ban him, that's a mechanic you rarely have to use if at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, you could say that about a lot of aspects of Hypnospace Outlaw. But cracking netcrimes was worth hypnocoin so I was the sort to check back in and see if anything new would crop up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Say word
        >life saved

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember poop jokes being such a big thing in the 2000s.

    Is it just that prevalent because kids find poop jokes funny?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zane isn't the most mature guy, also this is heavily inspired by build engine games which had tons of toilet humor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That makes more sense. Thanks for the answer.

        It wasn't, there was goo/snot gross out thing on Nickelodeon but all the scat imagery just seems a personal fixation of the devs.

        I definitely don't miss that trend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who want some wang?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't, there was goo/snot gross out thing on Nickelodeon but all the scat imagery just seems a personal fixation of the devs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not as much on TV but it definitely was on the early internet. I remember running into many silly random "webcomics" or flash animations where the joke was "ha ha ha poop". One that I now suddenly remember out of nowhere was based on A Boy And His Blob, the boy feeds the blob a laxative, it starts shitting all over the place and flies off covering the whole area in it.... the boy commits suicide after seeing his entire house covered in shit.

      I really wonder what Dreamsettler is going to be like. Is it just Hypnospace with a new coat of paint, is it set in next decade or something else?

      IIRC they originally said in the early 2000s but I believe they have since confirmed it to be 2003.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "hahaha poop" seemed like it was one of the main punch lines when it came to Newgrounds humor, like the dude in the bathroom you could kill in Pico's School who threw poop at you when you opened his bathroom stall

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jay Tholen, the creator of Hypnospace and Zane's game, is German

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's from Florida, just lives in Germany

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder why he lives in Germany.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you ever willingly live in the states?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      South Park is full of toilet humor and it was huge in the 00's.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You never watched Joe Cartoon before?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you fricking dunce. Immature humor is kind of the point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, kind of. I remember, when I was 11, a complete moron from our class misspelled peace as pis on the blackboard, either deliberately or not, and we had been chuckling whenever someone said peace for a couple of years straight.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember: Coolfest ‘99 was an inside job caused by BigHypno

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beef brained post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was a coup by ear mints and seepage. Zane was instrumental in their plans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The real conspiracy is that Fr33z3r is actually Father Fungus

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's very obvious if you pay attention in Hypnospace. IIRC they had the same headband ID and I think some of the files on FLIST pointed to them being the same person. IIRC he also ran the "Coldpunk is Dead" page

        I don't recall but I believe it was also implied that the person who sang on stage Wasn't even him and was just an actor taking his place. Though whether Fr33z3r intentionally set him up to fail to bring the downfall of Coldpunk or it just happened I don't remember but it was quite clear that Fr33z3r felt Coldpunk was dead and had become too much of a commercial version of what it started out as.

        The real question is, who was the pilot?

        Chowder Man, everyone on the helicopter and on the ground watching it take off saw it was him. It was never a question of who was responsible for the crash.

        But it was never revealed who was phone

        i must assume this is a jab to the edgelord who made Anonymous;Agony?

        ... what? It was showing Zane e-mailing someone in Dreamsettler. But another anon said that was just for the trailer and it's confirmed Zane will not be in it.

        Only thing that's bad are the visuals (which is deliberate) but in terms of gameplay it's pretty solid. There's some neat gimmicks with some of the weapons. The shotgun in the game for example (forget what it's called) shoots broken glass and instead of standard ammo pick ups you break windows and glass objects to get ammo for it. The crossbow launches explosive cans that in addition to dealing splash damage also spawn rats which attack nearby enemies (and you can talk to them). The minigun has some kind of weird drill like barrels that'll deal additional damage to enemies at point blank range and cakes the barrels with blood (except for terd monsters which cake the barrels with shit). Then you've got your super weapon that has two firing modes, specifically throwing exploding energy balls if you just click the fire button and firing a constant energy beam if you hold the fire button. Firing the beam also causes you to levitate as well so you can use it to reach places you wouldn't normally be able to get to

        >The minigun has some kind of weird drill like barrels that'll deal additional damage to enemies at point blank range and cakes the barrels with blood

        It also gives you a vertical boost if you aim it down. A mechanic that is only actually mandatory in ONE of the post-game bonus levels so it's easy to forget it can do that...

        I didn't know someone actually bought Sparky. I liked the dude's AVGN games but this didn't look like anything special

        Wasn't even aware it was the same dude. I remember playing it during a Steam demo fest and wishlisted it since I liked it, then got it one day when it was on sale. Yeah, almost nobody seems to know or care about that game though.

        I bought a copy of Spectacular Sparky just because I noticed that this poster was drawn by Richard Elson, who was also one of the artists for the Bongland Sonic comic in the 90s, and I thought that was pretty cool.

        I always found it hilarious that the boss he's fighting looks like a bootleg fusion of Eggman and 80's Krang.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is, who was the pilot?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SQUISHERZ
    THEY'RE REALLY COOOL

    Seriously though, when the frick are they gonna make a SquisherZ tamagotchi-style game?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this homosexual made his own game
    >counselor ronny never made anything after Drug Runners
    What happened?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He OD’d on T-Nubs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OOOOUH, I'VE BEEN SHONKED!
        What a shame. Rotten way to die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he's an uncool teen who inserted a bean

        Smh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He moved into being an electronic shaman publishing meditation albums.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really wonder what Dreamsettler is going to be like. Is it just Hypnospace with a new coat of paint, is it set in next decade or something else?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >is it set in next decade
      Yes, the trailer shows the year as 2005.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like this sort of larp thing they've got going on in the steam discussions and steam reviews where they've basically got a Zane account that insults people and argues with the publisher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He did it on twitter before the game came out too, a lot of morons got trolled because they thought he was a real person.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        jay actually stepped in once to clarify he was fricking around and that zane isn't real, which is both hilarious and sad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >well people are buying it so nobody gives a crap about your opinion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THIS IS NOT LARP HIS IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS STOP BUTCHERING THE THERM

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It literally is larp

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          IT IS NOT
          YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LARP MEANS
          YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN A ZOOMER MISUSING POV

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down sweaty, take your meds

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm right, the Zane account is larp, you just don't understand terms I guess??

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                IT IS SAD TO SEE YOU INSIST ON BEING IGNORANT INSTEAD OF ADMITTING YOU ARE WRONG, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
                Swallow my turd before I kick pinch you so hard you bleed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                YOU SUCK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >THERM
        How about you stop butchering language first

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of those games of where novelty, humor and cultural references kind of sells it alone. I can overlook genre bloat because of this.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this game hits a chord with me similar to Lil Gator Game which sounds really weird to say, but its this childhood memory of drawing and making games to play but it actually came to life. I had heaps of notebooks with tons of map ideas, cutscenes, powerups, etc, and it hit that just right.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For better or for worse, this game feels like the designers played a lot of the shitty forgotten 90's FPS as inspiration, not just the usual Doom/Quake/Duke. At least the gameplay is much more fun than Redneck Rampage, even if the version I played on Game Pass was chock full of shitty bugs like enemies clipping through floors and entire geometry disappearing.

    Also, anybody check out those extra levels you get after beating the game? Felt the exact same feeling I did when downloading shitty Blood usermaps from the net as a teen, kind of freaky.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you make secrets valuable without an actual progression system?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make the secrets fun or valuable in-game, with special powerups, secret weapons, lore dumps, etc.
      The Conspiravision easter egg in Deus Ex is absolutely fantastic and it's just for fun.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zane reminds me of Rockwiener64 when he was cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean cuckcage64? Zane is based cause he never got whipped by a man in a wig

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rockwiener64 was good when he hid his face and was actually a character he played back during The Best Gamers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone was better before they reveal themselves. Just look at fricking penguinz0 and mandalore's early work.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know nothing of the game this is a spin off of, but does this Zane guy have a scat fetish? There's shit everywhere, a concerning amount of shit even.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so fixated on this aspect of the game? This is like your 10th post about this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about i just got here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, sure, you're playing that card.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He was the 40th IP in this thread according to my hacker vision.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should play Hypnospace Outlaw. It's good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some people think shit and farts are funny. not everything is sexual

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP MY ALIIIIIIIVE
    WHEN MY BACK'S AGAINST THE WALL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT OF HERE WITHOUT YOOOOU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT OF HERE WITHOUT YOOOOU

      Counselor Ronnie, reporting for duty.
      Duty, duty, du-du-duty
      .

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the IRL version of Seepage? I unironically like their songs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Linkin Park?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're a Linkin Park parody.

        Clearly a parody of Linkin Park

        I know but that's a real band playing those songs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a indie composer named Queenjazz, I think she plays all the parts of the songs herself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.mobygames.com/game/123473/hypnospace-outlaw/credits/windows/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://queenjazz.bandcamp.com/

            Neat-o

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://queenjazz.bandcamp.com/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're a Linkin Park parody.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly a parody of Linkin Park

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game gets a thread after an e-celeb covers it
    kys yourself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game came out a week ago
      moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and threads made on the day of release or the day after died after 6-7 posts, but now that an e-celeb made a video about it, then the thread doesn't die.. it's always like this w/ nu-Ganker because zoomers are sheep

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're keenly aware of when e-celebs make videos about games, you should leave.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >seeing it mentioned in this thread is being "keenly aware"
            frick off israelite

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh so you're just a brainlet parroting shit you know nothing about.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >LE SEWER COUNT XD XD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no motherfricker, we wouldn't even be having this thread if it weren't for ecelebs. It's hard enough getting a thread about a niche game like Hypnospace going, let alone a thread about an equally niche spinoff.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          reported for harassment

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              MOOOOOOOOOOODS

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a rip of the Psyko Injektaz going YAMANAMANAMANAMA GOONGA yet

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The 3D animations remind me of early Nickalodeon days for some reason

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else actually enjoy the brevity of the campaign? It hits a bunch of really good points and doesn't outstay its welcome for what is clearly a very dedicated longform shitpost.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zane deconfirmed for Dreamsettler
    Bros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was just for the direct. The devs confirmed that Zane won't be in the game because he would have been too poor to afford the service.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >That was just for the direct
          false advertising much?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >load-bearing drywall
        heh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker does construction

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >American architecture.flv

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i must assume this is a jab to the edgelord who made Anonymous;Agony?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No... it's... did you miss the rest of the thread, and all the threads about Hypnospace Outlaw?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >implying
          Payment in exposure is a concept to be warned about as an artist, you rock-living slug.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >grover looking for load bearing drywall
        Jesus fricking christ, this is a deep cut.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna ask, how much is Dreamsettler referenced in Slayers? I player Hypnospace, but not Dreamsettler, since it wasn't part of the package.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ? Dreamsettler isn't out yet and it won't be for a while

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, well, that explains it.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zanechads, why can't we stop winning?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, really? There is a Hypnospace reference in Spectacular Sparky?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, there's a bunch of stuff snuck in for various games and jokes. The dev went over it on a stream here:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know someone actually bought Sparky. I liked the dude's AVGN games but this didn't look like anything special

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a copy of Spectacular Sparky just because I noticed that this poster was drawn by Richard Elson, who was also one of the artists for the Bongland Sonic comic in the 90s, and I thought that was pretty cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Zane hate Corey so much? Why did EVERYONE hate Corey so much prior to him going niceguy mode with Tiff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone didn't hate him from what I remember. As for why Zane didn't like him, its simple. He was a nerd and an easy target to make fun of.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dispatch calls Corey as a potential school shooter when you Flag him and suspends him for three days while Zane is just "having some fun" and gets a warning. IIRC the opnly person who says anything nice about Corey is Sandy. The Dumpster and Tim both dislike him too

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >gets a warning.
            POV you didn't save Zane, fricking loser ||neither did I:(||

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off back to discord, moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick off back to discord, moron.

                >||

                >>||
                Please don't bully me, I only use it to message my friends because they refuse to use teamspeak anymore 🙁

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you have to know about it beforehand to ignore the mindcrash stuff, find zane's unlisted page, and flag him again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >||

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              zane gets a warning in phase 1 and 2 then a ban phase 3, so you need to flag him three times to save him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Dispatch calls Corey as a potential school shooter when you Flag him and suspends him for three days
            I must of forgot that, because then yeah, that's a little harsh (though I can't remember what he gets flagged for, so maybe not).
            >The Dumpster and Tim both dislike him too
            The dumpster and Tim are both trolls though and shit on virtually everyone.

            How's Hypnospace Outlaw gameplay? loved Slayers X and im going to get Hypnospace regardless, i was just curious about what kinda game it is

            You browse a fictional version of the old internet as a moderator, but it has a ton of optional webpages you can visit that aren't necessary at all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I really hated Tim for how much of a cringe homosexual he was

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't the S blade the cool middle school S

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to guess, I'd say it'd look too practical. moronic and impractical weapon designs are kind of a staple of teenage OC moronation (kind of like that one moronic original character donut steele Keyblade that used to get posted in vidya cringe threads here regularly)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone else notice that in the cutscene where when you talk to Mevin in his backyard, it's clearly a TRENNIS court? I loved that little detail when on Hypnospace the Trennis thing was a single throwaway gag website that was completely optional unless you were going for 100% completion of every webpage visited.

      If I had to guess, I'd say it'd look too practical. moronic and impractical weapon designs are kind of a staple of teenage OC moronation (kind of like that one moronic original character donut steele Keyblade that used to get posted in vidya cringe threads here regularly)

      Zane probably thought it would look lame since it's not something he made and likely kids at school he hated used it too. That or it does not even exist in the setting, don't forget that the universe Hypnospace/Dreamsettler/SlayersX takes place in is an alternate one where some things in history happened differently (like the Tennis/Trennis example above)

      >DUDE LE RETRO SHOOTER WITH SECRET DEEP MEANING
      No thanks.

      That's the great thing about it, it had no deep meaning whatsoever. It's literally nothing more than "Hey, remember that 15 year old kid from Hypnospace that was an egotistical butthole? Well, what if he was trying to make a game back then, lost the work he did, never really became any less of an egotistical despite becoming 37, and then found the designs for the game he had lost and decided to finish it?"

      That's it, it's about as "deep" as a puddle, the whole point is that it's a boomer shooter "designed" by a 15-now-37 year old egotistical butthole with no other hidden meaning whatsoever, nor any meta-nonsense like Undertale or Doki Doki Literature Club.

      About as "deep" as it gets is that one of the easter eggs in a later level is a secret area put there by the guy Zane got to do most of the work on the game since he sure as frick is too stupid to make a game on his own where said guy basically mocks Zane for hounding him to finish the game 20 years later and having never amounted to anything more than a manager at a dollar store despite being 37 now.

      I'm not playing a game that's bad on purpose.

      The gameplay itself is not bad at all, it's pretty good, the only thing that is bad on purpose is the story (and the girl's voiceacting) which is about 5 minutes of cutscenes total.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So glad someone else noticed trennis, it's probably my favourite piece of world building in hypnospace, it's hilarious.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Seepage's S. Mikey is a band member too.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the eceleb thread for zoom zoom zoomer to gossip like little girls?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only way you know its related to an eceleb is if you watch ecelebs.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    should I play hypnospace first?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, if for no other reason that hypnospace outlaw is a better game anyway

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE LE RETRO SHOOTER WITH SECRET DEEP MEANING
    No thanks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally no deep meaning unless you mean the terds you fish out from deep in your ass.
      LOSER!

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not playing a game that's bad on purpose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But it's not.
      I mean presentation-wise it's bad on purpose, but it's a pretty solid Build Engine core (I fricking hate the term "boomer shooter") shooter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing that's bad are the visuals (which is deliberate) but in terms of gameplay it's pretty solid. There's some neat gimmicks with some of the weapons. The shotgun in the game for example (forget what it's called) shoots broken glass and instead of standard ammo pick ups you break windows and glass objects to get ammo for it. The crossbow launches explosive cans that in addition to dealing splash damage also spawn rats which attack nearby enemies (and you can talk to them). The minigun has some kind of weird drill like barrels that'll deal additional damage to enemies at point blank range and cakes the barrels with blood (except for terd monsters which cake the barrels with shit). Then you've got your super weapon that has two firing modes, specifically throwing exploding energy balls if you just click the fire button and firing a constant energy beam if you hold the fire button. Firing the beam also causes you to levitate as well so you can use it to reach places you wouldn't normally be able to get to

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Safe edgy game for the woke generation: hard pass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What did you think of Hatred?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only good thing about Postal 1 was the soundtrack that was straight ripped from a sample CD.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please go outside and talk to people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you should stop talking to children, troon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm too busy talking to you're mom to talk to kids
          Or at least I was until she started talking about paternity tests and how paying child support was the least I could do for leaving her stuck with a moronic kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Safe edgy
      I have never heard this phrase before in my life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Safe" X is some new zoomer buzzword speak because they are legitimately too stupid to know the proper definitions.
        Its not "risque" or "fan service" anymore, its "safe horny" because they know what horny means.
        If you hear anyone talking like this they are at least a decade younger than you, maybe more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker is the only place I've ever seen people use the term "safe ____"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Most terms start on this website. Zoomer and coomer both originated from here, and now you see them everywhere.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whats to get? Its a parody of edgy 2000s-era teens made by a fictional character from hypnospace outlaw. Look at the game like a 15 year old edgelord made it.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's just not funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, Anon, YOU'RE not funny.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So is it good? I'm trying to decide between this and HROT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get this if you like Duke Nukem, late 90s American suburbia, and self-loathing nostalgia. Get HROT if you like Quake, Soviet satellite states, and existential discomfort.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HROT is alright for the most part but it's seriously lacking in terms of cohesive level design. You could be in a castle in one level, then some kind of Soviet facility or downtown area the next, and then a church/catacomb out in the country side the next. Since the themes between levels are so haphazard and since the intermission text between episodes merely consists of recipes for slavic dishes there's no real sense of progression.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more weapons and enemy types, but other than that the game is pretty good.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing something or are some secrets just straight up empty rooms with no items or anything?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What difficulty are you playing on?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Beat it on I'm Awesome. Will probably go back for Inzane soon since I felt it was still a bit easy.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So, how is this? I really liked Hypnospace Outlaw. It captured the uncynical enthusiasm of the era very well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you liked Hypnospace and you like boomer shooters you'll like this. It does the same thing Hypnospace did with it's characters where you can see some hints of Zane's real personality leaking through the edgy teen mask. Like how he pulls a Chris-chan and makes his IRL boss and possibly stepdad the villain of his game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hit use on one of the laundry machines
        >Zane comments that he doesn't need to do laundry because he hasn't pooped himself
        NUH YEH

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love the version of that line that's "I don't need to do laundry, my mom does that for me! Oh...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Truly the most tragic vidya death of all time

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They retconned his little brother being in the car from the trailer

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poop game

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The whole meta angle that this is actually just a game made by some looser trying to relive his childhood is gay as shit but everything else is cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The whole meta angle that this is actually just a game made by some looser trying to relive his childhood is gay as shit
      I find it hilarious. It's one of the most entertaining ways I've seen developers interact with the community

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hit too close to home huh?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boring civvie episode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they always are

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the Shogo one since it reminded me of a game I enjoyed as a kid and some of the reactions he had were similar to mine at the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i had that shit on disc. fond memories

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shogo seems like such a cool game, wish it could get a reboot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i had that shit on disc. fond memories

          The CompSci teacher at my primary school let us install Shogo on the computers there and we played it alongside Unreal on the LAN there.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i had to play it at the neighbors stealth mode. too violent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t use cancer mouse to point how offensive it is that the woman are stuffed in the fridge, must have taken restraint to not suck troony wiener

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is a strangely Juggalo vibe to this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reminder they are christians and shangra la is heaven

      what a twist

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Finding the hidden dev rant where the guy who was Zane's friend in high school absolutely hates Zane's guts for begging him to finish the game 20 years later in some desperate attempt to escape his dead end Dollar Store manager job
    This is too real, I hate it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the secret with his kid's drawing is kinda sweet tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Finding the hidden dev rant where the guy who was Zane's friend in high school absolutely hates Zane's guts for begging him to finish the game 20 years later in some desperate attempt to escape his dead end Dollar Store manager job
        This is too real, I hate it

        >Find the secret in the dam with his kid's shitty doodles
        >Realize he named his kid Mikey after his cringe OC donut steel
        >Zane still sounds like a proud, beaming father saying that his kid will probably be an artist one day

        There's a weird poignancy here that's elevated by how shitposty the rest of the game is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >cringe OC donut steel
          I thought Mikey was the singer in Seepage? unless I'm misremembering

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He is, just like in the "webcomic" Zane had on his website in Hypnospace he basically made his self-insert be in a secret organization that Mikey started, as well as have him "secretly" be his father (IIRC he never met his real father) because he's a fan of the band Mikey is the frontman of.

            In-Universe apparently Mikey for some reason was amused when he saw the archive of Zane's hypnospace fanpage and allowed him to license the songs for the game.

            I guess the Mikey in the game is half-OC, he's based on a real person but heavily altered.

            Why did Zane hate Corey so much? Why did EVERYONE hate Corey so much prior to him going niceguy mode with Tiff

            Kids just simply not liking each other in school happens all the time, it could have been any number of things that started it or even just trying to fit in with a group that also did not like him. Many of these happen with little to no reason.

            Dispatch calls Corey as a potential school shooter when you Flag him and suspends him for three days while Zane is just "having some fun" and gets a warning. IIRC the opnly person who says anything nice about Corey is Sandy. The Dumpster and Tim both dislike him too

            >Dispatch calls Corey as a potential school shooter when you Flag him

            WTF? That's kind of.... extreme. Was this added in the Plus update that added more content to the game? I don't remember that at all.

            IIRC it was implied that Corey might be a bit of a jerk as well, though nowhere near the level of Zane that pretty much everyone hates, or judging by his pizza jokes page he could just be annoyingly awkward and weird. I am pretty sure that Tim doesn't like him because he tried to hit on Tiff. Same with Zane, which is why later Tim hacked his page (I don't recall if Corey's page gets hacked) after they both started annoying Tiff. Just about all the trouble that Tim caused people on Hypnospace was over trying to impress Tiff.

            Also, part of the harsher punishment might have been because Corey started a club to hate on Zane and had (before an update to the game) graphic showing Zane being decapacitated. (Slayers X has the original in it)

            >gets a warning.
            POV you didn't save Zane, fricking loser ||neither did I:(||

            That's the first Act, Zane always gets a warning there, and without sequence breaking is mandatory to happen as part of the story. It's in the last act that you can get Zane banned to save him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >WTF? That's kind of.... extreme
              Nah its not flat out "hes a school shooter" its more " I get a bad vibe from this weird kid" and giving him a harsher punishment than Zane

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah its not flat out "hes a school shooter" its more " I get a bad vibe from this weird kid" and giving him a harsher punishment than Zane

                Ok yes, that sounds a lot more familiar. Rather extreme to hear that and think they were implying he was a potential school shooter.

                Tim also did the virtual parasite stuff, shitting on people who kept to themselves mostly for no reason, I rate him worse than Zane tbqh

                Virtual parasite? I don't remember that, unless you are referring to the "disturbing" imagery he hacked into some people's webpages or that weird "virus" that displayed pieces of a deformed foot and corrupted images on your screen. Neither of those was called Virtual Parasite though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Virtual parasite
                There was that horror mini "game" you could play

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Virtual parasite?
                The Scary, True Tranquility that Tim and Tiff collaborated on has four characters referred to as "Digital Parasites" that were based on four users from multiple zones and makes fun of them pretty badly, even calling out the guys dead wife and the guy for being a paraplegic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >don't remember that
                Remember the card game, the one that hints at who has the images on their page? Idk if that was called parasite, I'm not thst anon

                I remember the card game, which was supposed to be a way to hint at which pages were "infected" without just brute-force looking at every page, didn't remember it being called Digital Parasite. Also didn't remember it being that harsh on the people.

                >grover looking for load bearing drywall
                Jesus fricking christ, this is a deep cut.

                Considering the entire game is about 20-ish year old internet nostalgia and they absolutely nailed it in a way only someone who was there could it's not really a surprise. There are a few webpages that mimic events that were happening in our world during that time, such as this one Christian page that tries to insist the in-universe version of Pokemon is secretly satanic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The people are the digital parasites, Tim makes fun of them for using Hypnospace as a way to cope with their less than stellar realities. Chowderman being a washed up tryhard, Harlan for his shitty page design and his no legs, Biker guys dead wife etc

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Funny, since t1m was just as if not more pathetic than them, desperately trying to impress m1nx and Tiffany, failing in both, and basically acting as a script kiddie compared to m1nx's actual hacking with the leaks. Even the horus club got more done, as a joke, than he did. Imagine spending 6 years of your life in prison and thinking you killed 4+ people with your gay page takeover spam.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >had (before an update to the game) graphic showing Zane being decapacitated
              They removed that? Fricking pussies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly for how shit his life is I do hope that Zane is willing to be the father he never had for his kid even if its in his own fricked up way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it could be worse. He could just be stuck as a cashier or courtesy clerk at a dollar saver

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a kid
      Already more fulfilled than half of Ganker. Not sad enough.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Here is the real X Slayer ZANE
      >BWLBWLBWLBWLBWLBWLBWLBWLBWLBWL
      Absolutely brutal

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of incredible how hard this game commits to the 16 year old "can't use real swear words incase mom hears" when Zane is a grown man, even funnier is how it uses the ring finger for flip offs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he doesn't want his kid hearing swear words or seeing obscene gestures
      Kind of wholesome if that's the case

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he doesn't want his kid hearing swear words or seeing obscene gestures
      Kind of wholesome if that's the case

      He could just simply be that stupid. The game is utterly full of misspelled words after all. Or maybe the ring finger is what's considered flipping people off in that universe. (Lot harder to pull off than using the middle finger however)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically know a few redneck morons that do that. They usually self c*nsor and have dead end jobs like zane. Safe to say the dev probably knew a few people like that was well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The dev is Christian, I bought 12 copies after learning that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's a gay communist

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No you're joking, watch it before I kick you in the nards

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://steamcommunity.com/app/844590/discussions/0/3387282978266075884/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not a fan of 'political' games that use abundant leftist and/or queer imagery to attract an audience that largely already agrees with said politics. That's more marketing than it is legitimately expressing a political ideology. It rarely amounts to much more than flavor or style or a call to a particular tribe.
                >These are the kinds of empty 'politics' that AAA games throw in and tbh I don't blame anyone for outright rejecting that.
                >Politics are are best addressed via mundane and relatable characters of different ages and classes, and the very real impact that corporate or gov't choices make on their lives. Not some utopia where everyone in the game is 22 and has pink hair and rescues animals while also completing a sociology degree.
                was this supposed to make me mad because it just makes me like him more

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, I gotta buy 50 copies now, actual based dev for once

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sadly the other dev is more of the moron leftist kind

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what media is the game specifically spoofing? Linkin Park is the first thing that comes to mind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what media is the game specifically spoofing?
      That notebook you had in high school that you drew all your shitty comics in

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game is 1 hour long

    psyko sindikate wins again...

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized the character who voices stefanie might be the actual co-worker (and ex-gf, if you consider the twitter account canon) Zane based her on
    if he really contacted her twenty years later and asked her to voice act in his game, that would explain why her performance is so half-assed

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hackblood is just a code word for HIV positive.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's Hypnospace Outlaw gameplay? loved Slayers X and im going to get Hypnospace regardless, i was just curious about what kinda game it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      netscape jannie simulator inside an in-game OS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Neocities janny, but I guess you're too young to know what that is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok old man

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a zoomer too, I just like to appear superior 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Point and click adventure game puzzle solver though the use of an in universe web browser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Neocities janny, but I guess you're too young to know what that is

      The game is pretty much Geocities/Angelfire browsing sim.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It takes place in an alternate universe that's similar to ours but has several differences that you will run into as you browse pages, most of those are optional and just for worldbuilding. A big one being that tech that lets you use a computer in your sleep was invented in the late 90s, as that's what the whole game takes place in. You are a mod and only allowed access to specific curated areas of the service (I don't recall if it's implied if the headbands can access the entire internet but as a mod you are locked into specific zones you are supposed to moderate, or if it's a smaller network that only the headbands can access something like the "zones" AOL had).

      If you used the internet in the mid-to-late 90s or early 00s it should feel very familiar.

      >Dispatch calls Corey as a potential school shooter when you Flag him and suspends him for three days
      I must of forgot that, because then yeah, that's a little harsh (though I can't remember what he gets flagged for, so maybe not).
      >The Dumpster and Tim both dislike him too
      The dumpster and Tim are both trolls though and shit on virtually everyone.
      [...]
      You browse a fictional version of the old internet as a moderator, but it has a ton of optional webpages you can visit that aren't necessary at all.

      >The dumpster and Tim are both trolls though and shit on virtually everyone.

      Not really, The Dumpster generally leaves kids alone. When they gave Zane an "award" they mentioned how this one time they are making an exception because of how much of a toxic butthole Zane is.

      Tim if I remember right only started to hate Zane later when he started to bother Tiff, but he also hated Corey for the same reason.

      I hope Zane makes another game. Slayers X was great. It's not the most solid in the genre of retro throwback shooters, but it's got it's own charm.

      Unless by some unholy miracle the game in-universe sells well, he's going to have to win another lottery to do that. The backstory is that's how he managed to afford to make this one, and he's apparently not going to be in Hypnospace's sequel because he's too poor to afford the service.

      https://steamcommunity.com/app/844590/discussions/0/3387282978266075884/

      https://steamcommunity.com/app/844590/discussions/0/3387282978266075884/#c3418808280400935239

      Doesn't sound like it at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tim also did the virtual parasite stuff, shitting on people who kept to themselves mostly for no reason, I rate him worse than Zane tbqh

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Zane makes another game. Slayers X was great. It's not the most solid in the genre of retro throwback shooters, but it's got it's own charm.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why was hypnocity so short:(

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just for the memes.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to do INZANE for my first playthrough
    >Fighting Warewolf Steffanie and the ridiculous enemy room with 6% health
    frickin tense
    praise the sewage launcher and rats
    >Then seeing that 250 kills was only 60% of Cult Die Sac
    jfc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have had enemies respawn after reloading my save on inzane

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I noticed when I saved in the enemy room before pressing the switch the spawn the second wave, I got shot in the back a few times despite being pretty sure I cleared the room first but I was wondering if I was just insane. inzane even

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The game’s bugged to shit. Those flying brains appeared to respawn every time I reloaded with 1 HP, but would sometimes be stuck under the floor so they could shoot me and I couldn’t shoot back. Other weird shit I saw was enemy sprite billboarding glitching out so they’d be facing you at odd angles with the edge sticking out like some Paper Mario shit, and entire buildings disappearing so enemies can shoot through.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gamepass version is supposedly really buggy because the microsoft verification process takes forever

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, wish I had known that before I played. All the broken shit outside the intended jank kind of soured my first impressions, but I still had a good time overall.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's really no better on Steam. It's just a buggy mess no matter what.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The final level was probably one of the most intense levels I've played in a boomer shooter in a long time
      basically you're on a highway leaping between cars and trucks and going through trailers and buses. Once you get to the second phase of the final boss he turns into this giant head on a spring or some shit while you're jumping around the previous cars and shit to avoid his attacks. Buses and trailers only provide temporary cover because his attacks will destroy the roofs and walls of them. It's pretty intense

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on VoxLord? I don’t know much about the lead guy Frank but I know the guitarist Vinny got me too’d and Joel the drummer is addicted to coke

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for posting about the political stuff. You guys just saved me $20.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh, the politics are really hidden and barely noticeable, it's fun, it's also on sale too :p

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are practically no politics at all in either game, especially Slayers X.

      >Virtual parasite
      There was that horror mini "game" you could play

      I don't remember that. Really should go re-play Hypnospace. Was that added later in the Plus update?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >don't remember that
        Remember the card game, the one that hints at who has the images on their page? Idk if that was called parasite, I'm not thst anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's like two LGBT characters in Hypnospace with a rainbow flag badge on their sites. That's enough to make /misc/tards freak.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Funny thing is it would not have been obvious at all back at the time the game is supposed to take place in, the tag is even listed as "lifestyle" or something like that. And outside of that tag nothing about them on their webpages IIRC implies they are gay.

          Be honest. Would you Zane's Girlfriend when she became a Warewolf?

          It's more he wishes she would be his girlfriend than she is, even in the game they are not together.

          And no, of course not. ... maybe

          Jokes aside, I wonder if him making up a potential girlfriend for his self-insert in the game is supposed to be a callback to when he created a fake page for a made up girl he claimed was his girlfriend in Hypnospace.

          This game exists in a time before furries, trannies and other mindrot degeneracy

          Technically the game came out in-universe in 2020, even if most of it was designed around 1998 or so. The fact that the designer/main character has not grown up or matured at all since 1998 doesn't help make that obvious.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Going off this

            It's a fun game. It does channel that early 2000s edge well. I wish the game was harder and the weapons had alt fires. Inzane wasn't very difficult. Had a few laughs here and there.

            it came out in 2022. If according to the secret room, Zane is 37, it means he he was born in 1985, and saying he designed the game when he was 13, so 1998, it counts. Ignore morons like

            >late 90's - 2000s
            >before furries
            >When furries were a thing back in the 80s and 90s with artists selling their stuff through old IRC channel groups

            , furgay didn’t become “mainstream” until 1999 (appearing in MTV’s Downtown)

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope everything goes okay for Zane

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m interested in how his shitty friend will reconcile with Zane if the game does well enough to warrant a sequel. Will the levels be shit cause he left? Will there be secrets where he admits he was wrong about Zane? Or he argues it was only good because of him?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest. Would you Zane's Girlfriend when she became a Warewolf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd never date a psyko.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This game exists in a time before furries, trannies and other mindrot degeneracy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >late 90's - 2000s
        >before furries
        >When furries were a thing back in the 80s and 90s with artists selling their stuff through old IRC channel groups

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          None of that shit was mainstream and the industry wasn't self-aware of degenerates creeping in yet. Pic related.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >late 90's - 2000s
      >before furries
      >When furries were a thing back in the 80s and 90s with artists selling their stuff through old IRC channel groups

      None of that shit was mainstream and the industry wasn't self-aware of degenerates creeping in yet. Pic related.

      Thing is though, I think it was implied in Hypnospace that furries don't really exist in that universe. Some of the optional stuff you can run into, which as I recall even The Dumpster pointed out and was confused by it, was how some people on FLIST had drawings of cars with faces, I think some of them were supposed to be seductive looking too.

      Felt like that was implying that instead of animals, the "furry" equivalent in that universe was anthropomorphizing cars and vehicles instead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that kid was definitely drawing carsonas to jerk off to

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's just it. There's no humongous database of said cars. There's no alloted zone to discuss these cars, and there's no twitter adjacent where a huge congregation of them brushes against the mainstream world. We won't see pixar's cars be cancelled just like that jack and the beanstalk film was just yet. It's very much before that era of degenerate homogeneity and self-awareness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun game. It does channel that early 2000s edge well. I wish the game was harder and the weapons had alt fires. Inzane wasn't very difficult. Had a few laughs here and there.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WTF i just finished playing Slayer X a few hours ago and there's an entire expanded universe lore autism behind it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a game that came out before it, yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slayers X is basically an official fangame/spinoff of Hypnospace Outlaw, which came out in 2019. Zane (as in, the "real" Zane, the in-universe person who made the game about himself) was one of the characters. The game was about you moderating a late-90s internet service that you use in your sleep, Zane was one of the more frequent troublemakers on said service.

      Hypnospace itself is also getting a sequel called Dreamsettler that will take place in 2003.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this game, but I'm more looking forward to Dreamsettler. Fricking loved the detective aspect of Hypnospace.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lotta butthurt homosexuals in here

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game, Zane is a loser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Suck my balls corey

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No fps ever after the build trio eve managed to make quippy protags not annoying

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your gay and stupid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stick a turd up youre bunghole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >annoying
      >missing the point of Zane THIS HARD
      The mental hospital was on the phone, they said you need to go back

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP ME IN A GRAVEYAAAAAAAAARD

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH

    I FOUND A SECRET!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not the :O face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont have that one im at the office rn

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing this made me wish Ion Fury Aftershock was real and not vaporware

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no quicksave/load
    >asks you if you want to overwrite every time
    >pressing enter choses no
    >tfw I have to redo that entire secret area in the 5th level
    How do you even fly properly with the talisman?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Talismen gets almost no verticality, you have to use the minigun for high jumps
      the only worthwhile thing in the secret area is the minigun to the right, the ravine with all those jezta spawners/elementals gives you a teleport back to the main area without the guaranteed dmg from falling

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Time your jump after you start holding the button to charge the beam such that you start firing at the apex of your jump. Since you stay at the exact same altitude while you still have hackblood, timing the jump should give you just enough height to make it to the next edge and repeat the process. Worked enough for me to get through that secret area in the computer as well as the shitty bonus level where it’s necessary.

        Oh yeah, the minigun is definitely easier. Also you seem to gain air when hitting targets with the talisman. Shame there's nothing in that area.

        >no quicksave/load
        Press F5 and F9.

        doesn't work, am I getting bamboozled by a psyko turdhead?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't work
          Works on my machine. Notice the save icon on the top-left whenever I save and Zane going "THE S-BLADE HAS A HACKBLOOD CHARGE" whenever I quickload in.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Strange, it doesn't work no matter what I press.
            Also the door to the tower doesn't seem to unlock even though I killed every enemy on the map

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Still stuck on that tower, did I get softlocked? Is there a way to noclip or something?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          quicksave was added after they submitted to microsoft so gamepass won't get it for a while

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no quicksave/load
      Press F5 and F9.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Time your jump after you start holding the button to charge the beam such that you start firing at the apex of your jump. Since you stay at the exact same altitude while you still have hackblood, timing the jump should give you just enough height to make it to the next edge and repeat the process. Worked enough for me to get through that secret area in the computer as well as the shitty bonus level where it’s necessary.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Talisman slowly and gradually raises you to a fixed maximum height over your current position - this means that to effectively fly with it you need to stand at a high point - fire until you stop ascending, THEN you should move forward while holding the beam. You won't get any vertical boost if just throw it out during a jump over a ledge/pit.

      That being said it takes a lot of hackblood to use correctly and it's a better habit to just use the chaingun, which has a higher maximum height anyways.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Unfinished Boise level reveals that Zane only hates Squisherz because his collection got stolen
    DEEPEST LORE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you know, squisherz are really cool, after all.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even though Zane is clearly not real, it's kinda admirable that they had his character leap at the chance to bring his childhood OC to life rather than being some no fun adult who would look back at his past life and go "that's cringe"

    If I had the time, money, and skills i would have done something like this with stuff i made when i was a kid.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cringecore.

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