There's never any thigh or breast meat in them. It's all crushed up baby males and old bird buttholes held together with edible (?) glue and the cheapest paper that can resemble breading.
>go to Greek place only once in my life >order generic gyro sandwich >people im with make fun of me for pronouncing it "gye-roh" (rhymes with bye) instead of "your-oh" >years later >Greek cooking show lady on PBS pronounces it the way I said it
I was lied to.
i don't really get why there's pizza in this. i'd rather just have more fries, gyro meat, and cole slaw.
>Obligatory pizza in a pizza box >Fries because fast food >Slaw and shawarma because brown people >Whatever that shit is in the bottom right corner because british "cuisine"
It's for pussies that only eat the toppings on a pizza anyway. I've seen them in real life. They're either jawless homosexuals or b***hes afraid of a few carbs.
Eating only the toppings off a pizza is so weird. and if you´re afraid of carbs just eat a steak without potatoes or a salad. hat thing is close to a ham and cheese-based salad, anyway.
Bread is literally just filler to make pizza into a meal
If you live in luxury theres no need to add fillers to your food just to get your calorie carbs. Most well off people can eat toppings only, you know, the good part
This is the kind of thing that would make people think you're a weirdo if you said it IRL. Not enough to call the police but enough for them to be like "this guy doesn't seem all there, should probably keep my distance".
I literally remember their announcement for that. They said it was to "make people excited for pizza again". Like, who the frick isn't excited for Pizza? Pizza's awesome. This is just welfare slop in a bowl. It's for ketogays who want to pretend they're allergic to gluten or some such shit. It's easily the laziest and dare I say most autistic thing I've ever seen in the pizza business. It's also one of the first things they pushed out after Papa John's woke staff commandeered the entire business from it's own creator. I actually stopped buying from them because of that whole fiasco and I expect more lazy slop like this in the future.
>durrr it's totally le cholesterol and fat that causes heart attacks!!1
Not saying that KFC isn't pumped full of chemicals and shit, but I know you were referring to the type of food causing heart attacks. You probably think butter is the worst thing in the world.
Do Americans really????
I would try it. It probably sucks though.
There's never any thigh or breast meat in them. It's all crushed up baby males and old bird buttholes held together with edible (?) glue and the cheapest paper that can resemble breading.
>old bird buttholes
It's called a cloaca.
Chinese actually. If you ever see something out of the ordinary hamburgers and pizza, it's probably not American.
i don't really get why there's pizza in this. i'd rather just have more fries, gyro meat, and cole slaw.
>go to Greek place only once in my life
>order generic gyro sandwich
>people im with make fun of me for pronouncing it "gye-roh" (rhymes with bye) instead of "your-oh"
>years later
>Greek cooking show lady on PBS pronounces it the way I said it
I was lied to.
Its the most random looking meal I have seen. Its like the cook just saw what was left in the fridge...and cooked it up for some random person.
>Obligatory pizza in a pizza box
>Fries because fast food
>Slaw and shawarma because brown people
>Whatever that shit is in the bottom right corner because british "cuisine"
It's a glorified fusion sloppa.
>Do Americans...
>euros
>guns
c'mon now
frick that looks good
this ingenuity is why america will always beat europe
I trully dont understand why people find this so outrageous.
There's almost no bread. You can't have a pizza without a bread.
If you take out the tomato sauce and depending on whast the bread is made of, this is technically keto.
Cheese isnt keto though
Are you moronic? Cheese is extremely keto.
It isn't? huh.
>cheese is a carb
american education
it has carbs and at the volume they're eating, it's definitely not keto.
So does a fricking egg but there keto. So is spinach and cabbage.
I blame Fortnite. It's frickin' ridiculous how many games randomly shove in other franchises.
Cheese is one of the only keto foods.
would
I definately would
>MvC
What in the frick?
this would look good if the tomato sauce weren't there
>stupid novelty pizza item >:(
>stupid novelty pizza item, Japan :O
would be ok with a more saucy cheese
>fighting games with no story mode
Do you eat this with a spoon? You can can even eat pizza on the go while holding it by the bread or crust, what is the advantage of of this?
It's for pussies that only eat the toppings on a pizza anyway. I've seen them in real life. They're either jawless homosexuals or b***hes afraid of a few carbs.
Eating only the toppings off a pizza is so weird. and if you´re afraid of carbs just eat a steak without potatoes or a salad. hat thing is close to a ham and cheese-based salad, anyway.
Bread is literally just filler to make pizza into a meal
If you live in luxury theres no need to add fillers to your food just to get your calorie carbs. Most well off people can eat toppings only, you know, the good part
This is the kind of thing that would make people think you're a weirdo if you said it IRL. Not enough to call the police but enough for them to be like "this guy doesn't seem all there, should probably keep my distance".
I literally remember their announcement for that. They said it was to "make people excited for pizza again". Like, who the frick isn't excited for Pizza? Pizza's awesome. This is just welfare slop in a bowl. It's for ketogays who want to pretend they're allergic to gluten or some such shit. It's easily the laziest and dare I say most autistic thing I've ever seen in the pizza business. It's also one of the first things they pushed out after Papa John's woke staff commandeered the entire business from it's own creator. I actually stopped buying from them because of that whole fiasco and I expect more lazy slop like this in the future.
That's just stuffed peppers.
I'm hungry as frick right now. I would eat those in a heartbeat as long as they're steaming hot.
I remember this shit like a decade ago!
It was two fried chicken breasts with bacon and cheese.
KFC truly trying to give people heart attacks.
>durrr it's totally le cholesterol and fat that causes heart attacks!!1
Not saying that KFC isn't pumped full of chemicals and shit, but I know you were referring to the type of food causing heart attacks. You probably think butter is the worst thing in the world.
if only kfc used butter and not goy oil
Those were delicious.
I remember getting this, eating one, and feeling my heartbeat rapidly rising
its pretty good. not that bad for calories either compared to other fast food offerings
It looks shitty but I'd try it if it was cheap lol
>food analogy
I believe this is what the japanese call a "Chigyu"
Guys I'm addicted to fast food it tastes so good
As long as you're ready to die in your late 20s/early 30s to heart failure, eat whatever you like.
That cheese looks like that gross microwave pizza cheese, why on earth would they choose this as the promotional shot jfc
skibidi pizza yes yes yes
Literally blame the filipinos.
Their constant begging made this happen.
I would 1000% eat that.
Its literally just chicken parmesan with pepperoni
This came out in several countries years ago. https://youtu.be/8Ql46vi4d-0?si=6yo_Ui0Y8P_wEScE
t. lived in Ecuador years ago and saw it release there