The switch is literally a mobile device. How are nintendies ok with this?

The switch is literally a mobile device. How are nintendies ok with this?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That game (Asphalt) is on other consoles as well, as far as I know.
    Frick, Eric. Why don't you do some research first?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this mobile device is literally mobile device

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you admit I’m right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude water is literally wet how people are okay with this?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Drink analogy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dude grass is literally green how are people okay with this?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Water can’t be wet

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wet: to be in contact with liquid molecules
            >durrr water can't be wet, I read it on Facebook!!!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct, water itself isn't wet

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes it is
                this seems like a real midwit argument for people trying to manipulate the meaning of words to their smartass homosexualry

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wet is when a solid is covered in liquid droplets. Liquids can’t be wet because they aren’t solids.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when a solid
                Says who?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Water can't be dry dumbass

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one said it was or could be?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it can't be dry then what is it homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s bother you since. It’s a liquid. Wet and dry refers to solids.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uuuhhh ever heard of dry ice, you dimwit?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you dimwit?
                >dry ice
                >water
                lmao

                It’s bother you since. It’s a liquid. Wet and dry refers to solids.

                >Wet and dry refers to solids
                lol, I bet you think gas can't be wet or dry either

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Heh heh oh boy here we go… Haha

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has buttons at least

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >camo ps4 controller on the side
    based, i have that one as well

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has games

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they’re all kinda gay
      Except Zelda
      I like Zelda

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        zedla is the gayest

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only metroid is good, everything else is for kids or absolutely gay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lil b***h, and his lil b***h ass sword goin HAH HAH HAH

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can put it in the thing and it plays on your tv. I dont think I've ever played Switch in mobile form.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are missing the point. It’s as powerful (weak) as a mobile phone. This is unacceptable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the last decade of mobile goyslop focusing on wasting and pissing away literal billions of dollars on just graphix, I'm comfortable in saying any game that doesn't run on the switch is goyslop not worth playing.
      Simple as.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a sweet spot, just past what the Switch is capable of.
        I'm hoping Switch 2 is this.
        I agree that hyper focusing on graphics is a poor decision.
        I just want to play good games, idgaf about how shiny it is.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hope the switch is barely an upgrade in power and that device lasts another decade

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres plenty of room for titles that focus on being games while other companies chase photo-realism

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies are gamers in the same way candy crush players are gamers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that they both are playing a video game?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can emulate PSX and PS2 games on my phone but that doesn't devalue those consoles or make them "Non-portable mobile devices".
    That phone is like $1000+ btw, the switch was $300 on launch

    Also, I know a lot of people on Ganker don't value this feature at all, but being able to give a joycon to anyone and play multiplayer anywhere is legitimately so fricking good.
    ARMS, Shovel Knight, Mario Odyssey, etc.
    The Switch Lite is complete trash for that reason alone.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitch barely even sold a million globally the entire holiday quarter, despite mario blunder in october
    It's over...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%22%3Eearly%20reports%20are%20all%20saying%20sales%20are%20massively%20under%20the%20estimates%22/
      >he's trying to do this again
      How pitiful.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch literally uses parts from a top end 2016 mobile phones
    >even top end modern phones now are more powerfull than switch
    There is no more excuse for nintendo not to release a new console

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother? Just make an app and release your games there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What mobile phone was using Tegra X1

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mig switch coming soon

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's why I bought it

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the power of the Switch... WOW

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even gonna bother posting the 27fps PS5 webms from Star Wars and God of Soi

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep the switch the same
    >release a dock with a GPU
    >it comes with better joycons
    that's all they need to do

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It being a mobile device is the reason why I even own one, I love Nintendo handhelds.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen fellas, no one’s saying you should hyper focus on graphics but to make your ‘console’ weaker than a mobile phone. Come on. Come on now. Really. I mean. Cum on.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      either your game runs on a phone or it's not worth playing
      simple
      as

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the $300 console from 5 years ago is a little weaker than this $1200 smartphone from the current gen
      for that money I can literally buy 4 switches with MH:Rise bundles, gift them to 3 friends and have a full hunting party to go through the game with
      I also have buttons

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For 1200 you can build a PC that outperforms a PS5. Handhelds are not for real gaming, but for crap like candy crush.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No thanks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but to make your ‘console’ weaker than a mobile phone.
      Anon, it's a handheld from 2017 that is now 7 years old and at the end of its life cycle, of course new phones are going to beat it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it has games.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this console make neckbeards seethe so hard?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The switch is literally a mobile device
    Video game console actually

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's the New Year
    >For the past 72 hours Eric has been making a new Switch seethe thread every time his previous one died

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly rubs her hand in it
      >it's why she knew it was there at all
      >does not quarantine that part of her body and continues placing her hand on things
      Mildly infuriating

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Eric incapable of articulating what his goal is?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will switch 2 come out? Its getting silly at this point, it needs a tech update.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holiday 2025

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess... its gonna be on par with a ps4 graphics wise...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that too weak or too strong?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is a device with 2012 laptop equavilent parts supposed to be strong in the current year of our lord?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          About as strong as a Series S

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt that. One X more likely

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              As far as pure rasterization goes, the One X has a better GPU than the Series S.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly, that doesnt help much to the end result

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch is the alternate good ending for the mobile game industry where the F2P economy never became dominant.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest irony of hating gacha is the fact it BTFOs westoids.
      After a decade of "lol REAL GAYMZ like [movie game #34795687374] sell gorillions more than JRPGs XD" gacha started to easily outsell even big blockbuster games, and at that point the narrative quickly shifted to how predatory the are instead.
      All while ignoring not only they are f2p and perfectly playable without paying, but far worse monetization exists on paid westoid games.

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