You morons still believe these gaming journalists make legitimate reviews.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOO THEY DON'T COUNT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FIT MY NARRATIVE
3 months ago
Anonymous
Don't be surprised when the game bombs after it's released because you idiots think that flashing breasts can save that shell of a franchise.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>bomb
kek you homosexuals are literally delusional
3 months ago
Anonymous
And? Does that supposed to discredit what I've said?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. You're a fricking delusional if you genuinely think this game is bombing.
3 months ago
Anonymous
what you said is rubbish so there is nothing to discredit
3 months ago
Anonymous
They're both right. You're just being autistic. FF7 Rebirth is easily game if the year.
3 months ago
Anonymous
yjk they looked up "smashed ps5" on google images
3 months ago
Anonymous
This game wont even sell well as the type of people who have PS5s only care about stuff like fifa and cod.
hahahaha
3 months ago
Anonymous
I dont see what this has to do with anything. PS5 fifa normies dont play weeb stuff like FF.
3 months ago
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHA
3 months ago
Anonymous
I dont understand. I have FF7 rebirth pre ordered. I'm just saying its not a game normies care about.
3 months ago
Anonymous
whats the game on the right?
3 months ago
Anonymous
the remake of destroy all humans 2
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure Avengers bombed because it was a half-finished game with microtransactions or something like that, not anything to do with that nonsense
[...]
Didn't that game still remove something to do with a trans/gender swap during a quest (or at the very least changed the dialogue)? So much for your "based" game
There was definitely something about the Destroy All Humans remake that had an air of poz
I think it added black people
Which while bad, is probably better than the black screens I got trying to emulate the PS2 originals
3 months ago
Anonymous
what the frick IS this shit? the opposite of based is cringe, everyone knows this!
3 months ago
Anonymous
one of the best glow-ups I've ever seen
3 months ago
Anonymous
just goddamn
3 months ago
Anonymous
one of the best glow-ups I've ever seen
whats the game on the right?
the remake of destroy all humans 2
You're ignoring giant breasts and ass because you want the troony-sympathizing mission back? You're a genuine gay-lover.
Censored slop like Destroy all Humans remakes are exactly how these companies keep stringing you clowns along. There's barely any friction left on that slope of slop and it's not ever going to get better with subhuman cash pigs like you paying for it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
just goddamn
still censored the game compared to the original however
3 months ago
Anonymous
You're ignoring giant breasts and ass because you want the troony-sympathizing mission back? You're a genuine gay-lover.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Dat HelASS
Why there aren't sfms made from that game I'll never know
3 months ago
Anonymous
>1 mil shipping sales >not a loss
what
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure Avengers bombed because it was a half-finished game with microtransactions or something like that, not anything to do with that nonsense
HAHAHAHAHA
Didn't that game still remove something to do with a trans/gender swap during a quest (or at the very least changed the dialogue)? So much for your "based" game
3 months ago
Anonymous
>not anything to do with that nonsense
yeah almost like if they havent doen that nonsense they would have had the time to fix atleast SOME of those problems
3 months ago
Anonymous
No anon, I think it was a cashgrab from the start
You can blame "wokeness" all you want, but even without that it would've been shit. Unless you're saying you would've forgiven it if it did have blowup dolls for models and your standards are that low?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>"wokeness"
have a nice day >you would've forgiven it if it did have blowup dolls for models and your standards are that low?
Most consumers are like this, yes. That's why gacha games are so successful
3 months ago
Anonymous
the character you are playing in the avengers story is kamala khan, its not as bad as it sounds, but who you want to play is iron man, thor, hulk, fricking near any other marvel super hero, and when people found that out, good will went out the window, especially when they let you have the moveset for a moment and then transition you to khamala.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You can give Carol Manvers a nice ass but it's still Carol Manvers. The game also has Miles Morales and SpiderGwen forced in. It's pozzed.
3 months ago
Anonymous
its funny how hard you trannies are seething over this
3 months ago
Anonymous
jokes on you im not even a troony. I dont give a damn if it have breasts or no breasts but it's funny that they are somehow forgiving of their past bullshit because of it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because ESG funds are gone California trannies unable to influence Japanese devs.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Explain other FF games reviewing lower than Rebirth then?
>Shill: If I post a giga chad that will make me heckin fit in with the users on Ganker!!!
I guess you didn't learn from the pajeets and shillmanlives for when they did that Starfield.
They could, its not worth it for some reason. Maybe it is because it is in Sony's interest to push the PS5, or because the cost of developing and testing isn't worth it when most people who are going to buy close to release already have a PS5. The only challenge might be the streaming of assets in the open world when the ps4 uses a 5400rpm HDD, but they could undoubtedly get it playable at 30 fps between lower resolution, lower resolution textures, whatever. It's possible the CPU could be a bottleneck, but almost certainly not because of actual game-play reasons, but because of visual effects that could be scaled back, given the lack of any prominent physics movement or combat mechanics beyond what was in the first part and the PS5 demos.
>it'll be on PC by the end of the year.
Not this year. PC waits till 2025 for sloppy seconds.
When we platinum the game on PS5, that's when they may start porting
everyone has a switch, no one has a ps5. I want this and stellar blade to sell well to help big breasts get back into mainstream, but why the FRICK do they have to be consolelocked
Sports definitely don't do as well as it did back in the day. every time I see the reviews on steam, they're either mixed or mostly negative. Hell, the latest NBA 2K game is on sale for $9 on steam and that came out 5 months ago.
More like it won't sell because those that would have already seen the disasters that are 16 and Flopspoken. Why would anyone think Rebirth will be better? They already shat all over the plot.
>implying tendies aren't still buying and playing Mario Kart 8 and Minecraft because there's nothing else to play
>saved
You guys see breasts and then think a company is clean of their wrongdoing and stupidity over the years. You are nothing but bunch of morons with no standards.
that's better than Zoomers whenever they see a twitter apology post from a company, they instantly go "awww so wholesome XD"
lol
I will play it when the PC port releases, with whatever DLC comes with it for free. Mod support, as usual, will make the PC version the definitive version.
They were listening to mutt overseers for marketing help probably, but it backfired, but it IS understandable that they did it. SE has been struggling for years and 16 bombed hard, so they likely turned to outside help to try and boost their popularity. They likely got fed a bunch of horseshit about wokeshit and bought it, but now they're dropping it.
>16 bombed hard
Selling 3mil of your JRPG on launch week on a console nobody has is "bombing" now
Keep spreading that misinfo so it fits your narrative, though
They openly admitted it didn't sell as well as they wanted. Being just profitable isn't good enough sometimes, especially when they're had a lot of financial failures like flopspoken recently. I think they knew the woke bribes were less than giving people what they want. Sex sells, that's pretty much a law of nature.
Just because its a failure in their eyes doesn't make it a failure. This is Square we're talking about, they aren't the brightest, so if they set their hopes too high for an exclusive on a console that was underperforming, that's on them
It’s failure for the series when nearly every mainline entry since VII sold double what XVI did. I’m sure they got a hearty amount from Sony to keep it exclusive, but I think this damages the franchise overall since they can’t capitalise on 7Rebirth’s hype when the PC release comes to sell more XVI
>Selling 3mil of your JRPG on launch week on a console nobody has is "bombing" now
Spider-man 2 has sold over 10 million. It released only a few months later and has over 3 times as many copies sold.
XVI has no excuse.
I don't think you understand square. For years their most profitable single player titles were their eidos/cd franchises. Tomb Raider, Hitman etc. They've sold that branch because despite high sales it wasn't a return on investment they liked for a price so low, that the buyer made money on re-selling the rights to movie adaptation alone. This is the level of decision-making we're talking about.
ESG is pretty much dead in Japan. Literally every company that bought into it has completely pulled out when they realized it wasn't working. It's why there's a sudden wave of coomer games recently.
>saved
You guys see breasts and then think a company is clean of their wrongdoing and stupidity over the years. You are nothing but bunch of morons with no standards.
>Really?
Yes. Imagine if you was put in a postion where you was forced to add diversity, and you decide to fight back with by picking a ugly one like this. I can respect that.
There was a huge backlash among Americans and woketards because Yoshi-P said the game wouldn't have Africans. According to him, it made no sense for the medieval setting and world geography. As a compromise, they had to include them in the 7 remake to avoid negative impacts on sales. Since it's an UE game, it will be easy to remove or at least beautify them on PC.
>Really?
Yes. Imagine if you was put in a postion where you was forced to add diversity, and you decide to fight back with by picking a ugly one like this. I can respect that.
You sound very israeli with the no-forgiveness policy. People wont change if you dont let them repent and if you rub it in their face when they admit wrongdoing.
except squeenix has been making stupid decisions over and over again until it's too late and it bites them in the ass.
You want to know why Sony doing this? It's because Japan bail out from ESG funds therefore those California trannies ain't gonna have a say in Japanese games anymore.
For now. In a few months they'll be right back to doing the bullshit they were doing before. That's how these companies are.
>You sound very israeli for not forgiving companies who practice slimy israeli practices like NFTs and false advertising a 'remake'
Christ what mental gymnastics are you playing? I mean I get you're probably a fricking shill hyping this games launch, but jesus do you put any thought into what you blurt out...
You want to know why Sony doing this? It's because Japan bail out from ESG funds therefore those California trannies ain't gonna have a say in Japanese games anymore.
this
it's like sony publishing stellar blade
even if they don't censor it, they aren't in the clear
they have become an American company and literally killed a ton of smaller Japanese devs thanks to the fact that they only operated on playstation consoles and architecture and Sony censored them to hell and back killed those niche franchises
square enix, bandai namco, koei tecmo, capcom, etc are all balls deep into "western audience" bullshit
also rebirth is still censored like fricking crazy
those are not even bikini
yuffie's shorts are censored
CPR scene censored
dialogue and other designs still censored
background NPCs are almost all black now
>saved
You guys see breasts and then think a company is clean of their wrongdoing and stupidity over the years. You are nothing but bunch of morons with no standards.
Sony is pivoting guys. Literally Stellar Blade is the huge bet if Fanservice sells or not, this game Rebirth will prove if fanservice sells or not on Sony platforms. If nobody buys it, we will get more censored releases and Sony will die.
>You guys see breasts and then think a company is clean of their wrongdoing and stupidity over the years. You are nothing but bunch of morons with no standards.
this
>tifa's swimsuit is some frilly kid shit with skirt instead of a regular bikini >tifa's face is uglier than in the remake >game is full of Black folk and lgbtq shit >game is a timed PS5 exclusive, the same console that Ganker loves to shit on and laugh at 24/7 >b-but at least tifa show's some cleavage in a few scenes
Coomers have no spine and no ideals. I wouldn't even be mad if cumbrain subhumans just were honest and said that they only give a shit about breasts, but they are to embarrassed to admit that, instead they parade this around as some epic own and win against the woke globohomosexual left.
All this culture war bullshit with "-1000 ESG score xdd" memes being spammed? Just an elaborate marketing scheme to sell games. Cry about games lacking sex appeal for years and then once an oriental company throws you a bone you call them based and buy their game at full price.
It's even worse with that asiaticslop game that Ganker loves to shill, because at least FF7 is a beloved game with a great story and the remake has actually decent gameplay, but Stellar Blade looks like absolute shit and like an uninspired Nier rip-off. But I guess if I don't buy a PS5 + the 2 70$ games I'm suddenly a woke leftist troony, which is the very thing that console war subhumans have been calling snoys for the last 8 years.
>Cry about games lacking sex appeal for years and then once an oriental company throws you a bone you call them based and buy their game at full price
I'm sorry, but how is this suddenly a problem? You morons have been arguing for years that sex sells, and now that a company is using sex appeal to sell their game it's now a bad thing? >doesn't own a ps5
Of course, so it's not about censorship, you just want a reason to shit on games you can't play. All that shit you said before was just a smokescreen all along.
Black person I'm not buying a fricking PS5 and pay $70 on top for the game just so that I can look at a pair of virtual breasts on a character who wears a censored swimsuit and whose face looks worse and more bogged than in the previous game. Either you are a shill or you are a brain fried coomer who has gone off the deep end.
>Cloud, in grief and anger, picks up the holy materia but corrupts it before placing it in his sword. Then credits roll.
I bet he was Sephiroth all along...
It's funny that I know exactly which swimsuit you're referring to with that left example Thomas. You never did recover from getting BTFO by sEimi did you?
There are only 3 types of people who try to conflate drawings and actual children. Moral grandstanding hypocrites who want to show off how virtuous they are without actually giving a shit, NPCs who just say it's bad because other people do without actually thinking about why it might be bad and finally literal pedophiles projecting. Which one are you?
>all the feminists, twitter tards, wokeshits, trannies and whatever other garbage that passes for human seething >telling everyone sexualizing women like this is wrong >in the same breath they tell you to subscribe to their onlyfans or their hot tub twitch stream
It was doomed to fail being PS5 only. Same goes with FF7 Rebirth. SE knows this, which is why it's only 3 months exclusive to PS5. The previous CEO who signed those exclusive contracts got fired.
The drop from a full year right down to 3 months feels like such a token gesture. Like they didn't want to do it at all, but also didn't want to start outright burning bridges with Sony, so they just gave them the bare minimum.
No? 3 months makes perfect sense of a gap. It's long enough for PS5gays to have their fill and enjoy a boon for actually owning the thing but not too long for the hype to die down once it eventually gets to PC.
No? 3 months makes perfect sense of a gap. It's long enough for PS5gays to have their fill and enjoy a boon for actually owning the thing but not too long for the hype to die down once it eventually gets to PC.
You aren't expecting it to hit PC exactly at that 3 month mark, are you? Chances are, it'll hit on the same timeframe as Remake Part 1 did.
>asmon said its goty phase of the shilling
lmao the ff shills are following the same pattern as shitsteen. next they'll say that the gay Black folk that were fake news last week are actually based like those gays in 16.
>Squeenix sees everyone has caught on to their israeli bullshit splitting up one game into 3 parts for maximum $$$. >Hype starts dwindling. >RELEASE THE breasts
lol
Part 3 should be rated 18 so they can show sex scene with Cloud and Tifa with some small bit of nudity. They are completely bonkers if they don't do this. It would massively increase sales. I'm completely serious not memeing. Look at how well stuff like Mass Effect and Baldurs Gate 3 does with normies due to sex scenes.
Funny how Niche Gamer was screeching about Rebirth being "censored" barely a week ago but now its not because Tifa got her Tifas out
Really makes you think how this crowd operates
Because Red is a teenager pretending to be sophisticated and older, right then his real voice leaked out and he cleared is throat. After the Cosmo Canyon events, he no longer uses that deep voice and sounds like a young kid going forward. I noticed it in the preview trailer after the Junon demo, when he did the dual tech with Yuffie, he said "ON MY WAY" in a young voice.
You just made me realize something. The one thing missing from all Nanaki porn is the voice. The closest I've seen them get is him growling like a monster.
This game is going to give porn makers so many new voice lines to use to add that extra dimension to their works.
That franchise barely sells a mil and only because of the fujoshis buying it. No one enjoys the minigames in it either. If FF sold as much as Yakuza the franchise would be dead and buried by now.
>20 mil lifetime sales >across 23 games >homosexual equates 1st week shipping=sales
FF can't sell that "little" because the budget behind them is way more. Yakuza gets away with it reusing the cities, combat, animations etc with minor visual improvements.
They get away with it because Sega barely relys on game sales. Its how Sanic survived despite flopping so often.
lmao look at this cope >No one enjoys the minigames
Tell me you know nothing about Yakuza without telling me you know nothing about Yakuza
Every thread about em is about how shitty they are. The actual minigames, not the fun small side quest storys that get locked behind that horseshit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he took Ganker's word as gospel
Yeah you're an idiot. I already knew you were, but now I'm sure
FF can't sell that "little" because the budget behind them is way more. Yakuza gets away with it reusing the cities, combat, animations etc with minor visual improvements.
a-are they trying to reel us RGG chads in? I'm really starting to look at this FF7R in a whole new light in recent days. bikinis, breasts, minigames. idk if it gets any better.
>FFVII finally gave in to the fanservice
does that means squeenix will be based by Ganker eyes now? or it won’t because they love to fellate the piss5!
i'm ngl, her breasts are too big now.
her boobs were never that big in the original anyway so Square is obviously overcompensating, it kinda looks gross seeing those disgusting cow breasts on a skinny female like Tifa
WOW, funnily enough when you extend a single game into 3 separate games you have a lot of room for expanding on things. You stupid fricking c**t. Genuinely the dumbest fricking post I've read this past month. You absolute lobotomite.
>extend
more like make Nomura's shitty aerith-fronting fanfiction real. Remember that dumb kid that couldn't handle her dying? That's the current director.
Did you play Remake? The game is like five hours long, and most of that is just FF1 hallways. It's practically a tech demo for tech that was already old in 2015, when the production was announced.
They're not "wasting resources" they're milking a moronic fanbase. Can't say I blame them, just wish the talent that is employed by Square wasn't wasted.
>they're milking a moronic fanbase.
The fanbase of FFVII was so bad in the early 2000's that it made me almost hate FFVII itself. Christ almighty is that true though. Just take a look at someone who licks up that slop like Maximilian Dood who just shills whatever SquareEnix shits on his plate.
>Remake Slop
They're desperate for sales since they haven''t been doing so good so are hoping cumbrains can help manage to assist in lost profit. They know the 1st Remake was built off of false advertising (normalgays in their 30s and 40s who weren't forum lurking expected a full on remake) and the 2nd one probably won't achieve that success.
>Browsing PS Store >mfw FFVII Remake/Rebirth TWIN PACKAGE for $70
kek, thanks for beta testing early accessgays, I can't wait to (not) play this one game for retail instead of paying $210 + tip just to jerk off and then in the aftermath of clarity try to pretend the gameplay isn't just Kingdom Hearts (and story, for that matter) baby shit with KH3 Pirates of the Carribean visuals.
I take that back, because Jack Sparrow's in-game graphical fidelity, facial and model animations, and voice acting were better than Remake's.
Ya'll homies are getting baited hard, and it ain't by this post.
>bragging about censorship
No way that's real, but then again SE is full of morons that unironically makes you wonder how the frick are they still alive?
This bikini is incredibly tame but I hope all the hubbub about it has shown at least some devs that there are people sick of how sterile female designs have become.
You don't understand. Even if her breasts were actually smaller upon a 3d comparison of her character models, the battle has already been won. The message is that big breasts sell games.
>Square Enix literally invested everything in FF7R Rebirth after these disaters >not a single word on DQXII, DQ3HD and KH4
If Rebirth doesn't sell at least 10 millions, they will feel bad
FFVII remake was always the break in case of emergency product.
besides DQ is bland and trying to get current day licenses from Disney for KH slop doesn't seem worth it. Sora alone probably cost them a ton and there's nothing notable they can use as levels anymore.
If Part 1 didn't even make 10M, then Rebirth definitely won't. The fanbase was split after they decided to change the story/timeline so majority of those people won't be playing Rebirth.
This just in! Square Enix just released an 8gb patch to FF7 Remake on Steam and it updated movie files. They have censored Tifa's cleavage in the flashback.
Video file can be found in
FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKEEndContentGameContentsMovie 70-MAKO5MV_MAKO5_0070
Right is the cutscene off of youtube for comparison.
Im so glad this happened, now all the snoys desperately marketing this shit as "woke being defeated" can shut the frick up
on that note,
have a nice day
whats with this censorship double standards i dont get it. how are they gonna show her fat breasts in the swimsuit but censor the cowgirl outfit that shows much less cleavage
If that were the reason then it would have happened in the first part. It's the same shit as Yuffie's shorts. They're more aware of it being sexualized so they censored it cause they're underage. That's it.
Did you find it offensive as it was for the last few years? Was this something you thought was offensive on release?
Who is this you? Anon asked for a reason why THEY censored it and I'm telling you what it was.
Look i am not telling you what to see. I am just saying it's highly possible that Crisis Core had this, Rebirth is going to show this, and then they updated Remake to keep consistency with cutscenes and to make it look better than the original cutscenes were.
They did this with Kingdom Hearts 3, where they updated cutscenes and re-rendered scenes, altered music, skyboxes, outfits etc to keep consistency.
>ho is this you? Anon asked for a reason why THEY censored it
so did THEY find it offensive when they spent 5 years making the game and it was out for 2 years after that >w-w-well no they just suddenly started finding it offensive...!!
No you stupid homosexual. They soulless golems who only care about profit. THEY saw the reaction to part 1 and thought it could be a problem so they changed it. Stop thinking companies have morals you naïve underage moron.
Tifa boobs were downsized because some femcels thinking a female char being prettier and bigger than them is disrespectful.
They can all go to LS for all I care.
>They wouldn't put Tifa's massive breasts in a trailer only to censor them in the actual game, right? >Right??
That would be actual false-advertisement and tons of people would just demand refunds /chargeback on the game.
>pre-ordering
have a nice day you fricking moron. You're paying for products that you don't know a goddamn thing about yet and people like you are why companies don't give a frick about what they do with their games.
Wrong, and you are an SJW.
They need to be massaged and stimulated and kissed until they swell even larger, fully pumped and delicious milky tankers ready to be suckled.
Tifa doesn't need a nerf, the other ladies need to be buffed. All of them given massive heaving milkers.
Why the frick should I care what they think
They have milquetoast tastes
Tifa, ALL the women of FF need massive titanic milk tankers
They should be huge so I can use them as a bed
Be buried between then, relishing in the warmth and softness
Okay sure but I still don't think something a bit less gauche and frilly would be asking a lot. Even a more classic bikini would look better if less creative.
>every single ff7 thread has some fricking psycho repeatedly reposting his dissertation on asian clothing laws with the exact same images posted
Frick sake.
I buying this game because of their commitment to giant, bouncing breasts. In 2024, a pair of giant globes jiggling on my screen is just as much of a selling point as it was 20 year ago.
Why does this moron keep saying there is no bikinis in blue archive? I just checked and there is atleast 6 girls in normal bikinis and not skirts or rashguards or whatever
You say that, but they just dropped an update a few hours ago for Remake that changes Tifa's cowgirl outfit in the flashback to have the black undershirt under the white top so it matches the design in Rebirth.
>sees a women in bikini >instantly forgives the company shitting down his throat for years
lmao even reddit doesn't eat shit as much as you gays do
pathetic
An ELS trying and failing to post in English. He's been doing this for over half a decade now and it's amazing his English skills haven't even slightly improved. Must be an effect of the schizophrenia.
>FFVIIR got swimsuit >asiaticgays like Bikinischizo immediately use every gaslighting, shitposting and falseflagging tactic just to shit on the game
I don't like Rebirth and those spoilers soured me really hard on the game but i give them credit for making asiaticgays seethe
Not even sure why SE barely realized this. 2B put leotards back in fashion, 3D Riesz and Angela revived their dead series, and DQ constantly has T&A stuff that people love.
She's not pure white. She is a fake plastic asian prostitute who is simped by dumb white nerdy men. You guys have bad taste. Stay true to white women only. Here is a pic of a true white woman.
The interesting thing about Ganker is this game being good will absolutely destroy people here. If it's good and successful there will probably be some genuine suicides. If it's bad people will feel a small rush for a little bit then go to shitpost the next thing.
While that is true, the ONLY thing people here are talking about in this game is the swimsuit. I don't think having a swimsuit makes a game automatically good.
>guys look at this swimsuit the game is totally fixed
meanwhile >tifa's base outfit still censored >cut the scene where cloud finds tifa's underwear >yuffie's outfit newly censored when it was still fine in intergrade >removed yuffie kissing cloud at the gold saucer date >cid's personality has been completely neutered >no more swearing or derogatory slurs against women, not even allowed to have his signature cigarette
actually fricking pathetic
I think it is absolutely hilarious how in Remake it was crying that Tifa's breasts were nerfed and now in Rebirth you get to look at the breasts and it's oh she's ugly now despite looking the same and I don't like the bikini. You people don't actually care about anything other than wanting to complain
I hope it stays exclusive to this shitty console. I don't want this heap of garbage, and it should burn there with their guzzling morons that buy anything
This game wont even sell well as the type of people who have PS5s only care about stuff like fifa and cod.
>fifa and cod
more like tifa and cloud
Legendary comment
I was going to read the rest of the thread, but this reply /threaded it for me. Giving you your deserved (You) and fricking off.
my new favorite kneeling reaction image
I kneel
CARLOS
there is a very good possibility that you set yourself up for this joke, but i don't even care. very well done.
nah
Only SE shills would find this funny. PS5 is fricked and once the third FFVII remake gets out, SE is also fricked.
okay schizo
This motherfricker, right here? Yeah, don’t go to school tomorrow. You’re too cool for it.
got em
Nice one, dude.
normalgays utterly and forever btfo
Oh, it's a PS5 exclusive? then it's really dead on arrival.
delusional
People ogling at a pair of breasts does not mean the game will sell well. As I've said before, you people have no standards.
don't forget to tip your fedora
You morons still believe these gaming journalists make legitimate reviews.
>NOOO THEY DON'T COUNT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FIT MY NARRATIVE
Don't be surprised when the game bombs after it's released because you idiots think that flashing breasts can save that shell of a franchise.
>bomb
kek you homosexuals are literally delusional
And? Does that supposed to discredit what I've said?
Yes. You're a fricking delusional if you genuinely think this game is bombing.
what you said is rubbish so there is nothing to discredit
They're both right. You're just being autistic. FF7 Rebirth is easily game if the year.
yjk they looked up "smashed ps5" on google images
hahahaha
I dont see what this has to do with anything. PS5 fifa normies dont play weeb stuff like FF.
HAHAHAHAHA
I dont understand. I have FF7 rebirth pre ordered. I'm just saying its not a game normies care about.
whats the game on the right?
the remake of destroy all humans 2
There was definitely something about the Destroy All Humans remake that had an air of poz
I think it added black people
Which while bad, is probably better than the black screens I got trying to emulate the PS2 originals
what the frick IS this shit? the opposite of based is cringe, everyone knows this!
one of the best glow-ups I've ever seen
just goddamn
Censored slop like Destroy all Humans remakes are exactly how these companies keep stringing you clowns along. There's barely any friction left on that slope of slop and it's not ever going to get better with subhuman cash pigs like you paying for it.
still censored the game compared to the original however
You're ignoring giant breasts and ass because you want the troony-sympathizing mission back? You're a genuine gay-lover.
>Dat HelASS
Why there aren't sfms made from that game I'll never know
>1 mil shipping sales
>not a loss
what
I'm pretty sure Avengers bombed because it was a half-finished game with microtransactions or something like that, not anything to do with that nonsense
Didn't that game still remove something to do with a trans/gender swap during a quest (or at the very least changed the dialogue)? So much for your "based" game
>not anything to do with that nonsense
yeah almost like if they havent doen that nonsense they would have had the time to fix atleast SOME of those problems
No anon, I think it was a cashgrab from the start
You can blame "wokeness" all you want, but even without that it would've been shit. Unless you're saying you would've forgiven it if it did have blowup dolls for models and your standards are that low?
>"wokeness"
have a nice day
>you would've forgiven it if it did have blowup dolls for models and your standards are that low?
Most consumers are like this, yes. That's why gacha games are so successful
the character you are playing in the avengers story is kamala khan, its not as bad as it sounds, but who you want to play is iron man, thor, hulk, fricking near any other marvel super hero, and when people found that out, good will went out the window, especially when they let you have the moveset for a moment and then transition you to khamala.
You can give Carol Manvers a nice ass but it's still Carol Manvers. The game also has Miles Morales and SpiderGwen forced in. It's pozzed.
its funny how hard you trannies are seething over this
jokes on you im not even a troony. I dont give a damn if it have breasts or no breasts but it's funny that they are somehow forgiving of their past bullshit because of it.
Because ESG funds are gone California trannies unable to influence Japanese devs.
Explain other FF games reviewing lower than Rebirth then?
Barret, Yuffie and Cait Sith are clearly the ones who sing
>chadley is back
Hyyyyyype!
he also made himself a cute waifu
morons claim PS4 could barely run Remake so it wouldn't run Rebirth
Remake ran fine on base ps4 though.
>Chadley sees Cloud in a dress
>now wishes to become the little girl
Hm.
if this is anything like Remake people are delusional. That game doesn't resect people's time at all
Wow, a 10 out of 100? Thats pretty bad.
>Have watched
I've watched it and I will never buy another FF game.
I fap to Tifa's fat breasts on monthly basis. I haven't even bought the 1st part of remake.
>monthly basis
is that supposed to be impressive
Gotta leave days for everything else.
I probably fapped to tifa and aeris before most of this board was even born
Same but I'm getting the twin pack with both episodes
i fap to tifa know nothing about her as a character, and have never played ff7 or any spin-offs. Specifically game over tifa porn.
Why does she have such a rat face now? I don't remember Tifa looking that bad in Remake.
Supported by the italian senate
It won't stay an exclusive. Just think of the pc release in months/a year to be the actual release date.
I already bought 3 copies
>Shill: If I post a giga chad that will make me heckin fit in with the users on Ganker!!!
I guess you didn't learn from the pajeets and shillmanlives for when they did that Starfield.
I post my selfies and I never played Starfield
I am trying to get a good deal on a PS5 atm, already pre-ordered Stellar Blade. Wish PS+ 30% off deals available for my account..
Why the frick do u want ps+ if most things are offline games?
Free games to play duh
Sucks its ps5 only. I just recently got remake and I would've considered playing it on ps4.
It will come to PC, like Remake. And then we can fix some obvious issues with the game thanks to mods.
NEXT GEN GRAPHICS WOOOAAAHHHH LOOOL
I played the demo on PS5 and I have no idea why they couldn't have made a PS4 version of this at 30fps 900p or something.
They could, its not worth it for some reason. Maybe it is because it is in Sony's interest to push the PS5, or because the cost of developing and testing isn't worth it when most people who are going to buy close to release already have a PS5. The only challenge might be the streaming of assets in the open world when the ps4 uses a 5400rpm HDD, but they could undoubtedly get it playable at 30 fps between lower resolution, lower resolution textures, whatever. It's possible the CPU could be a bottleneck, but almost certainly not because of actual game-play reasons, but because of visual effects that could be scaled back, given the lack of any prominent physics movement or combat mechanics beyond what was in the first part and the PS5 demos.
Exclusivity period ends May 29th, so it'll be on PC by the end of the year.
>it'll be on PC by the end of the year.
Not this year. PC waits till 2025 for sloppy seconds.
When we platinum the game on PS5, that's when they may start porting
something is wrong with you arm. Why is your wrist so thin?
Square has state 3 months exclusivity. Your plastic box isnt meeting their needs anymore.
like how xenoblade smtv and persona 5 flopped on shitch ?
everyone has a switch, no one has a ps5. I want this and stellar blade to sell well to help big breasts get back into mainstream, but why the FRICK do they have to be consolelocked
Last I heard COD wasn't doing so good. I think sports doesn't do good with zoomers too.
Sports definitely don't do as well as it did back in the day. every time I see the reviews on steam, they're either mixed or mostly negative. Hell, the latest NBA 2K game is on sale for $9 on steam and that came out 5 months ago.
More like it won't sell because those that would have already seen the disasters that are 16 and Flopspoken. Why would anyone think Rebirth will be better? They already shat all over the plot.
I know. I’m a weeb. Love tifa booba. But not getting a normiestation for a single game lol.
>implying tendies aren't still buying and playing Mario Kart 8 and Minecraft because there's nothing else to play
that's better than Zoomers whenever they see a twitter apology post from a company, they instantly go "awww so wholesome XD"
lol
I will play it when the PC port releases, with whatever DLC comes with it for free. Mod support, as usual, will make the PC version the definitive version.
see ya in a year and a half homosexual.
True, it's a much worse scenario than PS4 as well because only FOMOBlack folk had a "reason" to buy a PS5, the attachment rates are abysmal.
Cry more, Xbuck.
>console exclusive
Hope the sonybucks are worth the flop
So did they go back and uncensor her breasts in the midgar stretch?
God, I just wanna sleep on em
How the frick do you brag about censorship?
By mocking the people that don't want it.
They were listening to mutt overseers for marketing help probably, but it backfired, but it IS understandable that they did it. SE has been struggling for years and 16 bombed hard, so they likely turned to outside help to try and boost their popularity. They likely got fed a bunch of horseshit about wokeshit and bought it, but now they're dropping it.
>16 bombed hard
Selling 3mil of your JRPG on launch week on a console nobody has is "bombing" now
Keep spreading that misinfo so it fits your narrative, though
They openly admitted it didn't sell as well as they wanted. Being just profitable isn't good enough sometimes, especially when they're had a lot of financial failures like flopspoken recently. I think they knew the woke bribes were less than giving people what they want. Sex sells, that's pretty much a law of nature.
Just because its a failure in their eyes doesn't make it a failure. This is Square we're talking about, they aren't the brightest, so if they set their hopes too high for an exclusive on a console that was underperforming, that's on them
It’s failure for the series when nearly every mainline entry since VII sold double what XVI did. I’m sure they got a hearty amount from Sony to keep it exclusive, but I think this damages the franchise overall since they can’t capitalise on 7Rebirth’s hype when the PC release comes to sell more XVI
What was the budget for FF16?
>Selling 3mil of your JRPG on launch week on a console nobody has is "bombing" now
Spider-man 2 has sold over 10 million. It released only a few months later and has over 3 times as many copies sold.
XVI has no excuse.
I don't think you understand square. For years their most profitable single player titles were their eidos/cd franchises. Tomb Raider, Hitman etc. They've sold that branch because despite high sales it wasn't a return on investment they liked for a price so low, that the buyer made money on re-selling the rights to movie adaptation alone. This is the level of decision-making we're talking about.
ESG is pretty much dead in Japan. Literally every company that bought into it has completely pulled out when they realized it wasn't working. It's why there's a sudden wave of coomer games recently.
now we just need CDPR and the few good american studios that are left to follow suit
CDPR is full on ESG right now. It will take years until they get rid of the danger hair influence.
https://nichegamer.com/square-enix-quietly-removes-recruitment-page-bragging-about-censorship/
Was that JP lady's role on "ethics".
>saved
You guys see breasts and then think a company is clean of their wrongdoing and stupidity over the years. You are nothing but bunch of morons with no standards.
Everyone can make mistakes, and with such a nice apology gift... all is forgiven.
Really?
>m.jpg
This better for you?
>450x253
Ol $2.99 weg looking head ass game
>Really?
Yes. Imagine if you was put in a postion where you was forced to add diversity, and you decide to fight back with by picking a ugly one like this. I can respect that.
There was a huge backlash among Americans and woketards because Yoshi-P said the game wouldn't have Africans. According to him, it made no sense for the medieval setting and world geography. As a compromise, they had to include them in the 7 remake to avoid negative impacts on sales. Since it's an UE game, it will be easy to remove or at least beautify them on PC.
And he was right cause the Black folk were being enslaved in that era
Imagine playing rebirth for its gameplay.
kek i'll just wait til mods fix this
>conveniently hides Cloud's ugly mug
ONLY ON PS5 BWAHAHAHAHA
>and with such a nice apology gift
t. mindless consumer who's easily fooled
You sound very israeli with the no-forgiveness policy. People wont change if you dont let them repent and if you rub it in their face when they admit wrongdoing.
except squeenix has been making stupid decisions over and over again until it's too late and it bites them in the ass.
For now. In a few months they'll be right back to doing the bullshit they were doing before. That's how these companies are.
Gullible, wishful thinking. Hopefully you'll still enjoy the game.
>You sound very israeli for not forgiving companies who practice slimy israeli practices like NFTs and false advertising a 'remake'
Christ what mental gymnastics are you playing? I mean I get you're probably a fricking shill hyping this games launch, but jesus do you put any thought into what you blurt out...
>You sound very israeli with the no-forgiveness policy.
I was right in blocking /misc/ at the modem level
You want to know why Sony doing this? It's because Japan bail out from ESG funds therefore those California trannies ain't gonna have a say in Japanese games anymore.
Did cygames had LGBT too?
Bruh most of the female cast are fricking yandere lesbian
It's not over until Sony headquarters physically pulls out of California
>California trannies ain't gonna have a say in Japanese games anymore.
you're delusional. their games sell much better than jap games on playstation
this
it's like sony publishing stellar blade
even if they don't censor it, they aren't in the clear
they have become an American company and literally killed a ton of smaller Japanese devs thanks to the fact that they only operated on playstation consoles and architecture and Sony censored them to hell and back killed those niche franchises
square enix, bandai namco, koei tecmo, capcom, etc are all balls deep into "western audience" bullshit
also rebirth is still censored like fricking crazy
those are not even bikini
yuffie's shorts are censored
CPR scene censored
dialogue and other designs still censored
background NPCs are almost all black now
Sony is pivoting guys. Literally Stellar Blade is the huge bet if Fanservice sells or not, this game Rebirth will prove if fanservice sells or not on Sony platforms. If nobody buys it, we will get more censored releases and Sony will die.
Not buying unless the censorship and gay Black person couples are removed
Prove it has gay Black person couples. Prove this is actually true other than what speculation says on FF7 Rebirth.
This has been done on other threads. You may continue your shilling in earnest.
Tekken 8 has panty shots up the ass, Harada is the only based bamco employee
>You guys see breasts and then think a company is clean of their wrongdoing and stupidity over the years. You are nothing but bunch of morons with no standards.
this
This is a sign of returning to standards actually.
Yes and?
The frick you on about, if they become based again I'll support them, thats how capitalism works
I reward companies when they give me what I want, and shit om them if they piss me off. if I held grudges, I wouldn't get any gaming done.
Bad dogs get treats when they do something good.
>tifa's swimsuit is some frilly kid shit with skirt instead of a regular bikini
>tifa's face is uglier than in the remake
>game is full of Black folk and lgbtq shit
>game is a timed PS5 exclusive, the same console that Ganker loves to shit on and laugh at 24/7
>b-but at least tifa show's some cleavage in a few scenes
Coomers have no spine and no ideals. I wouldn't even be mad if cumbrain subhumans just were honest and said that they only give a shit about breasts, but they are to embarrassed to admit that, instead they parade this around as some epic own and win against the woke globohomosexual left.
All this culture war bullshit with "-1000 ESG score xdd" memes being spammed? Just an elaborate marketing scheme to sell games. Cry about games lacking sex appeal for years and then once an oriental company throws you a bone you call them based and buy their game at full price.
It's even worse with that asiaticslop game that Ganker loves to shill, because at least FF7 is a beloved game with a great story and the remake has actually decent gameplay, but Stellar Blade looks like absolute shit and like an uninspired Nier rip-off. But I guess if I don't buy a PS5 + the 2 70$ games I'm suddenly a woke leftist troony, which is the very thing that console war subhumans have been calling snoys for the last 8 years.
>Cry about games lacking sex appeal for years and then once an oriental company throws you a bone you call them based and buy their game at full price
I'm sorry, but how is this suddenly a problem? You morons have been arguing for years that sex sells, and now that a company is using sex appeal to sell their game it's now a bad thing?
>doesn't own a ps5
Of course, so it's not about censorship, you just want a reason to shit on games you can't play. All that shit you said before was just a smokescreen all along.
If people buy the slightly less censored games then companies will realize that you don't need to censor your games to oblivion to sell well
Black person I'm not buying a fricking PS5 and pay $70 on top for the game just so that I can look at a pair of virtual breasts on a character who wears a censored swimsuit and whose face looks worse and more bogged than in the previous game. Either you are a shill or you are a brain fried coomer who has gone off the deep end.
>Oh no! Rebirth preorders are declining. How can we fix this!?!?
>Show Tifi's breasts
>It worked
This is going to be a case study for many Japanese developers in the future
>Cloud, in grief and anger, picks up the holy materia but corrupts it before placing it in his sword. Then credits roll.
I bet he was Sephiroth all along...
Fake sit ups, using a holder
Did they confirm that you can play as the other characters in the overworld now?
you can for overworld puzzles at least, but after you beat the game you can kick cloud from the party, so I'm assuming you can then
A black guy and a troony. Wow! this is unplayable
Have fun missing out on the game, gay. Nobody will miss you.
So fricking ugly
but enough about ur mum
>So fricking ugly
>that image
I didn't know cave trolls existed in real life, spooky
This looks like an ad for a mobile game you'd see while browsing YT shorts or some shit
>More of this shit
Really? These sorts of minigames weren't fun in the first one and they add more
half the fricking game is mini games like that
Final Fantasy 7 has minigames, sorry
THE WORLD IS HEALING
Am I the only one bothered by the frills around the top of the bikini being solid instead of jiggling with her breasts?
God I fricking love when they draw bra straps fighting for their lives
The tag is strap_gap and I totally agree. Seeing painted on bra straps that stick to the skin pisses me off.
the doomers are so desperate lmao
discord trannies are sad
this is the first FF to hit the 90s since XII which is also sitting at 92 so they're working overtime
thanks doc
Thanks doc
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Danke herr krankenspecialist
Kiitos tohtori
Bro, can you link the site that you used to create that image?
Stable Diffusion.
for everything you need.
Koreans would seethe that their gacha bans bikini. Even bikini top+skirt or short. Only long sleeved rashguard like pic rel left allowed.
Why do you keep editing this image, it's not getting any better at proving whatever moronic point you're trying to make
It's funny that I know exactly which swimsuit you're referring to with that left example Thomas. You never did recover from getting BTFO by sEimi did you?
>posting the edit
frills do make everything better, prove me wrong
>posting the edit
>posting the edit
Japan got bikini restored while Korean gacha bans bikini. Blue archive have no bikini.
Bikini schizo frick off already you moron
Is this wrong? Left is only type of swimsuit allowed in Korea. Which is better for chuds, left or right?
god koharu is fricking sex
nonce
nonce
what are anime children made for if not sex?
at least you added the word “anime”
There are only 3 types of people who try to conflate drawings and actual children. Moral grandstanding hypocrites who want to show off how virtuous they are without actually giving a shit, NPCs who just say it's bad because other people do without actually thinking about why it might be bad and finally literal pedophiles projecting. Which one are you?
Is Koharu biologically female? They lack butt and they are sticc. Literally boi body.
you lack a brain but sadly we still classify you as a human
I wanna adapt cyber initative to escape from this cursed body type A, like Nikkes.
cute pervert
>bikini schizo is now using mahoako for his shit
frick off. you shat on nip games and kept shilling chink and asiatic shit
Too bad that face won't be saving anything
I heard this game is doing Final Flop 16 preorder numbers
Even worse so far. FF7 Remake also had problems selling
nobody knows what censorship means anymore
>all the feminists, twitter tards, wokeshits, trannies and whatever other garbage that passes for human seething
>telling everyone sexualizing women like this is wrong
>in the same breath they tell you to subscribe to their onlyfans or their hot tub twitch stream
I love Nu-Tifa and I will NEVER settle for anyone else.
breasts won't save them if the acting and writing is as bad as intergrade.
it's over doomies
another flop inbound kek
>Game of the year!
Not so fast
More like Infinite Disappointment.
>infinite failures
>fujobait game
1 of the only bigger new releases truly worse than even ff16
Your opinion matters SO much. You should be proud of yourself, you special little boy, you.
Let me guess, Asmon soifaced in the cinematic qte sequences and called it the best boss ever or something.
It was doomed to fail being PS5 only. Same goes with FF7 Rebirth. SE knows this, which is why it's only 3 months exclusive to PS5. The previous CEO who signed those exclusive contracts got fired.
>PS5 exclusive is a guaranteed flop
What level of copium are you on Black person?
The drop from a full year right down to 3 months feels like such a token gesture. Like they didn't want to do it at all, but also didn't want to start outright burning bridges with Sony, so they just gave them the bare minimum.
No? 3 months makes perfect sense of a gap. It's long enough for PS5gays to have their fill and enjoy a boon for actually owning the thing but not too long for the hype to die down once it eventually gets to PC.
nta but waiting 3 months instead of a year is much easier to do. At least in 3 months the game might still be relevant in the public eye
You aren't expecting it to hit PC exactly at that 3 month mark, are you? Chances are, it'll hit on the same timeframe as Remake Part 1 did.
>asmon said its goty phase of the shilling
lmao the ff shills are following the same pattern as shitsteen. next they'll say that the gay Black folk that were fake news last week are actually based like those gays in 16.
Really hope they fast track this to the PC as soon as their shitty exclusivity deal expires.
>Squeenix sees everyone has caught on to their israeli bullshit splitting up one game into 3 parts for maximum $$$.
>Hype starts dwindling.
>RELEASE THE breasts
lol
She's gonna be in right?
What are they going to do in part 3 to up the ante with the sex appeal?
Reveal that Yuffie is actually 18.
Part 3 should be rated 18 so they can show sex scene with Cloud and Tifa with some small bit of nudity. They are completely bonkers if they don't do this. It would massively increase sales. I'm completely serious not memeing. Look at how well stuff like Mass Effect and Baldurs Gate 3 does with normies due to sex scenes.
Bg3 at least was a lot more fun than this remake/sequel/whatever. You can kill any adult npc including the gay Black folk.
And Thank god for those breasts, easily day 1 purchase now
Funny how Niche Gamer was screeching about Rebirth being "censored" barely a week ago but now its not because Tifa got her Tifas out
Really makes you think how this crowd operates
Dialogue like this makes me so embarrassed to still play JRPGs, man.
You'll grow out feeling embarrassed by silly shit you enjoy once you reach your late 20s/early 30s.
Yeah after playing BG3 I just cant go back to jrpg cringe immature writing
>Yeah after playing BG3 I just cant go back to jrpg cringe immature writing
writing in BG3 is even worse.
Bg3 act 3 was a cringey woke fest. But at least you can kill the gay Black person couple.
Because Red is a teenager pretending to be sophisticated and older, right then his real voice leaked out and he cleared is throat. After the Cosmo Canyon events, he no longer uses that deep voice and sounds like a young kid going forward. I noticed it in the preview trailer after the Junon demo, when he did the dual tech with Yuffie, he said "ON MY WAY" in a young voice.
You just made me realize something. The one thing missing from all Nanaki porn is the voice. The closest I've seen them get is him growling like a monster.
This game is going to give porn makers so many new voice lines to use to add that extra dimension to their works.
when did simba join the FF franchise?
holy fricking zoomer
it's an obvious joke that he looks like a lion king character.
It's Django from Ehrgeiz
>He didn't know they went to Pride Rock
Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts are part of the same multiverse
Somehow your brain forms the opinion.
Dialogue like this makes me so proud to still play JRPGs, man.
nice tummies :3
i like that aerith poses and then tifa realizes it then poses herself
>two hotties talking to a magical hyena
>T and A everywhere
video games arent healthy but this is as healthy as it could get
>human beauty is hard for me to assess
>as I take my time following those long ass legs up
Fricking Nanaki.
Holy shit these models look ugly as shit, weebs are mentally ill.
Why is Red's model so well-detailed but then the girls are so fricking basic they look like something from a Koei game.
TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA
Ah, Red XIII clearly attended the Kinoko Nasu School For People Who Use Sea Creatures As A Metaphor For Being Horny
>Asmoncringe
Game is too fun. Can't be GOTY.
>ton of low quality minigames
>fun
i hope you rope yourself
Yakuza gets away with it
That franchise barely sells a mil and only because of the fujoshis buying it. No one enjoys the minigames in it either. If FF sold as much as Yakuza the franchise would be dead and buried by now.
LAD IW sold a million in the first 2 weeks and so have their other games. why are you coping?
>20 mil lifetime sales
>across 23 games
>homosexual equates 1st week shipping=sales
They get away with it because Sega barely relys on game sales. Its how Sanic survived despite flopping so often.
Every thread about em is about how shitty they are. The actual minigames, not the fun small side quest storys that get locked behind that horseshit.
>he took Ganker's word as gospel
Yeah you're an idiot. I already knew you were, but now I'm sure
FF can't sell that "little" because the budget behind them is way more. Yakuza gets away with it reusing the cities, combat, animations etc with minor visual improvements.
lmao look at this cope
>No one enjoys the minigames
Tell me you know nothing about Yakuza without telling me you know nothing about Yakuza
how do you know their quality if you haven't played the game
a-are they trying to reel us RGG chads in? I'm really starting to look at this FF7R in a whole new light in recent days. bikinis, breasts, minigames. idk if it gets any better.
breasts are nice but they need wider waist and hips.
This really prove that Tifa is the queen of video games
Chun-li, Samus and Peach are kneeling
Aerithsisters..
fake and modded, Aerith was and always will be Cloud's canon love interest
>Sure, he literally fricks Tifa in front of the entire cast in game, but I'm telling you guys he was thinking about Aeris the entire time
>Sure, he literally fricks Tifa in front of the entire cast in game
This never happened moron.
Kitase said no. moron.
Not only do I don't think you ever played the game, I don't think you even read your own image. It doesn't prove what you claim it does.
Aerith belongs to Zack in life and death.
Where's the Barret date
KINO
Tifa for modern audiences
Oof all the seething westoids know they are getting absolutely dominated by Japan so they can't help but be jealous
Why do people with zero common sense and semen for brains feel the need to predict sales figures?
I want a RedXIII pet
Does Japan have any obscure board games dropping at the end of the month like Momotaro Dentetsu? Rebirth might have a chance at #1 for a week if not.
>zoomies first fanservice
mmkay
Somebody needs to be in charge of stopping Tifa from looking directly into the camera.
Do not be led astray my brothers.
>FFVII finally gave in to the fanservice
does that means squeenix will be based by Ganker eyes now? or it won’t because they love to fellate the piss5!
God bless square enix, GOD FRICKING BLESS YOU, Look at the rack on my wife. Brings white tears to my dick.
Alright chuds, you've had your fun.
I am officially contacting the Square Enix ethics department. This has gone on far too long.
breasts or gtfo prostitute, trannies this does not apply to you
>we gained an inch but we're gonna call it a mile
lmao
classic loser cope
The direction has changed, that's what matters the most. Nice spacing btw, gay.
that doesnt mean they arent still doing it, they just dont want you to know
i'm ngl, her breasts are too big now.
her boobs were never that big in the original anyway so Square is obviously overcompensating, it kinda looks gross seeing those disgusting cow breasts on a skinny female like Tifa
Cowbreasts on a skinny figure is better than the thiccness we are overly satured with.
go jerk off to your fat black b***hes that only you think are thicc dumb ass homie
>slim
>big breasts
>gross
Next time save us some time and just say "I'm gay".
Gamers... it might be too early for this... but I'm thinking we're back.
Why did they change her nose so much
Wasn't costa de sol just like a quick scene with hojo, kicking a soccer ball, and buying a villa? Why are they wasting resources on this?
chance to show off local and tech.
Yep. It's like 10 minutes long in the original
WOW, funnily enough when you extend a single game into 3 separate games you have a lot of room for expanding on things. You stupid fricking c**t. Genuinely the dumbest fricking post I've read this past month. You absolute lobotomite.
>extend
more like make Nomura's shitty aerith-fronting fanfiction real. Remember that dumb kid that couldn't handle her dying? That's the current director.
Did you play Remake? The game is like five hours long, and most of that is just FF1 hallways. It's practically a tech demo for tech that was already old in 2015, when the production was announced.
They're not "wasting resources" they're milking a moronic fanbase. Can't say I blame them, just wish the talent that is employed by Square wasn't wasted.
>they're milking a moronic fanbase.
The fanbase of FFVII was so bad in the early 2000's that it made me almost hate FFVII itself. Christ almighty is that true though. Just take a look at someone who licks up that slop like Maximilian Dood who just shills whatever SquareEnix shits on his plate.
Shame her face, arms, legs, and stomach are so busted. Zangan would be ashamed.
there are 3 main characters in infinite wealth that look better than both of these
>Remake Slop
They're desperate for sales since they haven''t been doing so good so are hoping cumbrains can help manage to assist in lost profit. They know the 1st Remake was built off of false advertising (normalgays in their 30s and 40s who weren't forum lurking expected a full on remake) and the 2nd one probably won't achieve that success.
Tifa is a bawd. Just look at her, pressing her breasts together like a shameless prostitute.
>Browsing PS Store
>mfw FFVII Remake/Rebirth TWIN PACKAGE for $70
kek, thanks for beta testing early accessgays, I can't wait to (not) play this one game for retail instead of paying $210 + tip just to jerk off and then in the aftermath of clarity try to pretend the gameplay isn't just Kingdom Hearts (and story, for that matter) baby shit with KH3 Pirates of the Carribean visuals.
I take that back, because Jack Sparrow's in-game graphical fidelity, facial and model animations, and voice acting were better than Remake's.
Ya'll homies are getting baited hard, and it ain't by this post.
>paying $70
Black person, just wait for it to be ported to the PC and then proceed to pirate it.
I'm never actually going to play it. I'd sooner pay Square if they were willing and able to give me back the 23 hours I put into Remake.
Why the FRICK does this game loom worse than the PS3 tech demo? What in the literal frick is going on at SE?
pc when?
soon™
Can't wait for this to come out on PC so I can pirate it and mod her with bigger breasts.
>bragging about censorship
No way that's real, but then again SE is full of morons that unironically makes you wonder how the frick are they still alive?
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Sephiroth can't read? So he was just thumbing through incomprehensible books for days in Nibelheim? Dang based.
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>1024x576
so it will be upscaled on the console? please god, don't tell me. I don't want to know
i wonder what kind of dogshit boss they'll pull out of their ass for part 3
Jenova Birth has been renamed to Jenova Emergent
Jenova Life is now Jenova Lifeclinger.
looks badass
This bikini is incredibly tame but I hope all the hubbub about it has shown at least some devs that there are people sick of how sterile female designs have become.
she had big breasts in the last game
why is her beach outfit such a big deal?
That subtle jiggle
Gamers like punching air, they make up imaginary battles against "the woke" when some dude just thought it would look nice if Tifa wore a sports bra.
Square Enix openly said their ethics department told them to do it, frick off
You don't understand. Even if her breasts were actually smaller upon a 3d comparison of her character models, the battle has already been won. The message is that big breasts sell games.
I happy for the cleavage but that is still a hideous swimsuit.
>Square Enix literally invested everything in FF7R Rebirth after these disaters
>not a single word on DQXII, DQ3HD and KH4
If Rebirth doesn't sell at least 10 millions, they will feel bad
>metacritic
FFVII remake was always the break in case of emergency product.
besides DQ is bland and trying to get current day licenses from Disney for KH slop doesn't seem worth it. Sora alone probably cost them a ton and there's nothing notable they can use as levels anymore.
If Part 1 didn't even make 10M, then Rebirth definitely won't. The fanbase was split after they decided to change the story/timeline so majority of those people won't be playing Rebirth.
This just in! Square Enix just released an 8gb patch to FF7 Remake on Steam and it updated movie files. They have censored Tifa's cleavage in the flashback.
Video file can be found in
FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKEEndContentGameContentsMovie 70-MAKO5MV_MAKO5_0070
Right is the cutscene off of youtube for comparison.
Im so glad this happened, now all the snoys desperately marketing this shit as "woke being defeated" can shut the frick up
on that note,
have a nice day
whats with this censorship double standards i dont get it. how are they gonna show her fat breasts in the swimsuit but censor the cowgirl outfit that shows much less cleavage
She's underage in that flashback. That is the reason.
Did you find it offensive as it was for the last few years? Was this something you thought was offensive on release?
No it's in Crisis Core originally, Remake did not have the black bra, this was a correction to keep consistency.
If that were the reason then it would have happened in the first part. It's the same shit as Yuffie's shorts. They're more aware of it being sexualized so they censored it cause they're underage. That's it.
Who is this you? Anon asked for a reason why THEY censored it and I'm telling you what it was.
Look i am not telling you what to see. I am just saying it's highly possible that Crisis Core had this, Rebirth is going to show this, and then they updated Remake to keep consistency with cutscenes and to make it look better than the original cutscenes were.
They did this with Kingdom Hearts 3, where they updated cutscenes and re-rendered scenes, altered music, skyboxes, outfits etc to keep consistency.
>ho is this you? Anon asked for a reason why THEY censored it
so did THEY find it offensive when they spent 5 years making the game and it was out for 2 years after that
>w-w-well no they just suddenly started finding it offensive...!!
No you stupid homosexual. They soulless golems who only care about profit. THEY saw the reaction to part 1 and thought it could be a problem so they changed it. Stop thinking companies have morals you naïve underage moron.
Tifa boobs were downsized because some femcels thinking a female char being prettier and bigger than them is disrespectful.
They can all go to LS for all I care.
It's safe horny, swimsuits are allowed but not panties
So? They already had her uncensored in Crisis Core and Remake part 1
She didnt have the sports bra in Crisis Core, it was added in Crisis Core Reunion
Then why not remove her sports bra in all, that would be consistent
Aaaaaand Rebirth pre-order cancelled, if they censored Remake years after release they'll censor Rebirth eventually too.
They wouldn't put Tifa's massive breasts in a trailer only to censor them in the actual game, right?
Right??
>They wouldn't put Tifa's massive breasts in a trailer only to censor them in the actual game, right?
>Right??
That would be actual false-advertisement and tons of people would just demand refunds /chargeback on the game.
>pre-ordering
have a nice day you fricking moron. You're paying for products that you don't know a goddamn thing about yet and people like you are why companies don't give a frick about what they do with their games.
to keep continuity between games
It's still censorship, shill. The continuinity you're referring to is continutiy of censorship. Frick off and die.
why didnt they make the new game align with the old game instead of changing the old game
have a nice day fricking moron
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Wait can you show it in youtube format and direct capture? I need to show my friends so it does not look like i am making shit up.
Please do not let this be in the PC version when this releases.
Oh i see now it's due to keep it consistent. This was in Crisis Core.
No this was in Crisis Core and they put this in Remake, to keep it consistency.
Pre-order cancelled it's joever
When are they going to save Tifa's face, though?
The breasts that breasted milkers
Breasts
MILKY FAT UDDERS PLUMP TANKS BUILT TO BE SUCKLED PRIMED MILK TANKERS
this is too much
No such thing
Titanic milky tankers swollen with milk aching to be softly squeezed and sucked and MILKED
tifa's milkers are too poweful they need a nerf
Wrong, and you are an SJW.
They need to be massaged and stimulated and kissed until they swell even larger, fully pumped and delicious milky tankers ready to be suckled.
Tifa doesn't need a nerf, the other ladies need to be buffed. All of them given massive heaving milkers.
but what will the normies think anon
Why the frick should I care what they think
They have milquetoast tastes
Tifa, ALL the women of FF need massive titanic milk tankers
They should be huge so I can use them as a bed
Be buried between then, relishing in the warmth and softness
How can Aeris even recover?
Okay sure but I still don't think something a bit less gauche and frilly would be asking a lot. Even a more classic bikini would look better if less creative.
>every single ff7 thread has some fricking psycho repeatedly reposting his dissertation on asian clothing laws with the exact same images posted
Frick sake.
And the face that cursed her.
so are you homies playing on performance or graphics? I tried performance in the demo and it looks a lot blurrier to me
>saved squeenix
NOT SO FAST
Name a pair of breasts that shaped video games more than Tifa's breasts
Lara Croft. And she was in better games.
I buying this game because of their commitment to giant, bouncing breasts. In 2024, a pair of giant globes jiggling on my screen is just as much of a selling point as it was 20 year ago.
So, the losses for Forespoken were that bad, huh?
The woke shit disappears when they lose enough money kek
She's stll ugly af. Your scam game is still shit
Shills BTFO by SE themselves. Oh NO lmfao
Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 of 3:ReBIRTH (limited PS5 exclusive) has Tifa's breasts in a bikini and they saved gaming!
>What did SE do?
OH NO!
at least the ethics department seems to be restructured. good riddance. some femishits mustve been laid off.
they just censured tifa in a patch
Why does this moron keep saying there is no bikinis in blue archive? I just checked and there is atleast 6 girls in normal bikinis and not skirts or rashguards or whatever
It's very obvious that he's severely mentally ill.
Very nice. But I am not buying a playstation to play it. Call me when they release it on PC.
>sex sells
>censorship for the sake of a minority of moronic activists doesn't
Imagine that.
Safe horny
Nomura won.
Yoshi p lost.
Tifas breasts can't cover up ruining the ending with nonsensical multiverse hopping slop
Reminder that the guy spamming the bikini nonsense is an unironic troony with they/them pronouns.
KHAZAR MILKERS
Is he why it's so hard to find korean porn where they actually frick and don't just pretend?
I appreciate you not trying to deny the troony part now that it's public knowledge. Join the 41% soon Thomas.
>this whole thread
yikes...I'm embarrassed to share a hobby with you chuds..
Safe horny.
You say that, but they just dropped an update a few hours ago for Remake that changes Tifa's cowgirl outfit in the flashback to have the black undershirt under the white top so it matches the design in Rebirth.
REMINDER:
SQUEENIX IS NOT BASED I REPEAT THEY'RE NOT BASED AND YOU'RE A DUMBFRICK IF YOU GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU FOMO SLAVES!!!
Cope, doomposter, you lost.
>t. SLAVE TO FOMO, I MUST CONSOOM
Already bought it, stay mad while I have fun with big titty Tifa on the beaches of Costa del Sol.
>st-stay m-mad h-haha
why does her nose and face look so weird in the left image?
did they bog tifa?
>sees a women in bikini
>instantly forgives the company shitting down his throat for years
lmao even reddit doesn't eat shit as much as you gays do
pathetic
what the frick did i just read
An ELS trying and failing to post in English. He's been doing this for over half a decade now and it's amazing his English skills haven't even slightly improved. Must be an effect of the schizophrenia.
>FFVIIR got swimsuit
>asiaticgays like Bikinischizo immediately use every gaslighting, shitposting and falseflagging tactic just to shit on the game
I don't like Rebirth and those spoilers soured me really hard on the game but i give them credit for making asiaticgays seethe
Not even sure why SE barely realized this. 2B put leotards back in fashion, 3D Riesz and Angela revived their dead series, and DQ constantly has T&A stuff that people love.
there's no way an action girl raised in the favelas like Tifa shaves her armpits.
She's not pure white. She is a fake plastic asian prostitute who is simped by dumb white nerdy men. You guys have bad taste. Stay true to white women only. Here is a pic of a true white woman.
Femshep?
It doesn't matter how tragic this thread is, i haven't played any games in literal years. hope to enjoy this before the nukes start going off
yes, but what about the gameplay...?
reminds me of THAT nu-god of war webm
>minigames are le bad
doomposters are so desperate lmao
The interesting thing about Ganker is this game being good will absolutely destroy people here. If it's good and successful there will probably be some genuine suicides. If it's bad people will feel a small rush for a little bit then go to shitpost the next thing.
It's a weird mindset.
While that is true, the ONLY thing people here are talking about in this game is the swimsuit. I don't think having a swimsuit makes a game automatically good.
It's only a phase and a normal expected reaction to the game. Wait till the game is released before passing further judgement.
If you just stop going on vee you will never know these moronic and inconsequential shenanigans are happening
>there will probably be some genuine suicides
I hope so, the board would be instantly improved.
>guys look at this swimsuit the game is totally fixed
meanwhile
>tifa's base outfit still censored
>cut the scene where cloud finds tifa's underwear
>yuffie's outfit newly censored when it was still fine in intergrade
>removed yuffie kissing cloud at the gold saucer date
>cid's personality has been completely neutered
>no more swearing or derogatory slurs against women, not even allowed to have his signature cigarette
actually fricking pathetic
WE FRICKING WON.
Leftoid trannies on suicide watch
Thank the gods for Tifa and her breasts
I think it is absolutely hilarious how in Remake it was crying that Tifa's breasts were nerfed and now in Rebirth you get to look at the breasts and it's oh she's ugly now despite looking the same and I don't like the bikini. You people don't actually care about anything other than wanting to complain
Now they just need to patch out the non-human (black) NPCs.
For the same reason it's censored everywhere else now, moralhomosexualry
I hope it stays exclusive to this shitty console. I don't want this heap of garbage, and it should burn there with their guzzling morons that buy anything
probably getting censored like FF7R
>SE IS BACK BAYBEEEE!
>*retroactively censors a previous game*
lol that didn't last long.