The tri-bune-al is hoppy to help your party on its quest. What boon do you ask of the rabbitfolk?
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The tri-bune-al is hoppy to help your party on its quest. What boon do you ask of the rabbitfolk?
Rabbit stew
>What boon do you ask of the rabbitfolk?
The ability to survive on your own poop would be, while disgusting, pretty darn useful.
Why do you want poop in your fantasy world?
Bunnies eat their own poop
caecotrophs aren't exactly feces
Its not that I want poop, its that I want no logistics.
But that's not how it works.
So rabbits are a pseudo-ruminant. They eat the same stuff ruminants eat, but they lack the multiple stomachs that ruminants tend to have to digest it. However, there is still some digestive track trickery going on here.
Rabbits have two different type of "poop." They produce normal fecal matter, typically found in pellets, and that's just pure waste. They don't touch it.
But they also produce something called cecotropes. Cecotropes is a soft, sticky substance produced in the rabbit's cecum that rabbits often consume as it's being extruded. It's partially digested food that they're basically sending back through the system a second time to get out the remainder of the nutrients.
So yeah. Rabbits kinda eat poop but they don't eat waste. They eat food that's been partially digested and fermented.
>tl;dr rabbits, like beavers, literally do eat poop
yeah okay thanks for running that by us anon
Haven't you read game of thrones, newbie? It's serious fantasy for adults because it doesn't shy away from poop and sex. You're why society doesn't take tabletop gamers and fantasy enthusiasts seriously!
Look, if we're already playing Shadow of the Demon Lord, I'm damn well going to look into my options.
I will take one (1) cute insatiable humanoid rabbit girl, please.
Just watch Zootopia.
Don't exacerbate things, anon.
I ask to pet the little bunners because it has been a long and stressful journey and their emotional comfort is good enough.
I politely decline to have them accompany my party on the quest for they are too pure to be put in harm's way.
Bunes are fearsome warriors when they need to be.
The Tri-bune-al are clearly hutch rabbits anon, and unlike Woundwort I don't think they have the size, trauma, and pure viciousness to make up for it.
Yes but they speak for all the bunes. Many of their warriors would be willing to pledge themselves to your service.
As a collection of dwarf brewmasters seeking to make a new fortress, we ask for tales of legendary hops to aid our quest
Infinite carrots
G A T T A I
I ask them to bless me with BNNUY SPEDE.
God look how CUTE they are. So God damn cute. I want to huge one sooooooooo bad
Commune with the nearest forest spirit and ally me with the tarantula hawk wasps. Not for any particular gameplay reason though. I’ve always wanted to play a character with a wasp motif, like a martial artist who can “fly” by jumping really high and “sting” people with a huge extendable polearm. Especially a hawk wasp, where they have some kind of enemy they’re built to fight and it’s assumed they’ll eventually disembowel them or something. Having actual scary wasps follow me around without stinging would be awesome.
As a tarantula befriender, you are either my natural enemy or (very) unlikely ally
Tarantula hawk wasps are extremely bad news for tarantulas, or any kind of large spider really. But they aren’t the only kind of hawk wasp out there! I could befriend the pacific cicada killer instead and we could remain allies!
No, but they look like they’d have pull with a nature spirit or Druid. It’s not like I can approach a hive of aggressive wasps with one of the most painful stings of any insect (or dig a confused cicada killer out of the ground) and ask to be friends!
>rabbits can talk to bugs because... because they just can okay?!
The look on the tri-bune-al's faces shifts from approval to a mix of concern and pity. Perhaps another of the party will step forward to speak for anon?
I nominate tarantula-befriender to speak in my place.
I gladly take on this task.
With the power bested in me, I send my tarantula friend to speak the counsel. What say you counsel to Arianna, the spider witch of tasty snacks?
Bro what the frick is wrong with you? You sound like a Kojima villain
b***h what the frick are you smoking? Does the tri-bune-al look like wasps to you?
FEET
Bunnies have the strongest killing bites.
The services of some of their miners and a local guide. Digging our way into the castle sounds a lot more fun than a frontal assault, and I bet they're not expecting it.
I ask for a hug in my darkest hour, and their words of encouragement along my journey
Big jumps and super speed
If you want to bless me then bless my bottom
Based Watership Down chad
I'll he honest. I didn't have high hopes for anyone getting that. Thanks for making my day, son of El-Ahrairah
Good fortune on my quest.
Remove all tokens from rabbit glades, obviously
To pet you