when he started comparing souls-like to medieval, prince of persia, etc
if anything those reference highlight just how trash westerners are the kind of weighty chunky combat Souls and MH excel at.
He doesn't really make any points though. It's a rambling schizo mess but there's no logic or cohesion to it. It's fine to criticize From Software but at least put even an ounce of effort into it.
It's weird how he seems triggered that it was made by a Japanese company, but then shills the PS1 and 2, like he doesn't know Sony is (or was, kinda) Japanese.
This is like the average Gankertard with an even lower grasp of language, these are your arguments laid bare you people don't get to look away and pretend
The frick did I just read? His only actually criticism is that it reminds him of other games. The rest is just how much he hates the game because he has a full-time job and the game punishes frick ups.
>prince of persia >legacy of kain
That's super funny, because when I first played a Souls game, I thought of games like that. I thought of them in the sense of, "Oh, it's like those games, except actually good." The PS2 had so many shitty third-person action games where you just mowed through fodder and collected a billion souls or gems or whatever, and it was always so fricking boring, I wanted to kill myself.
Exactly .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds have gone by since a homosexual on Ganker seethed over Elden Ring(the 2022 GOTY)
You know, I can't remember the last time I saw a schizo post that used coherent English. Is it just a case of ESLs being much more prone to that kind of mental deficiency?
>contrarian using "muh sovl" arguement to mindlessly shit on a popular game
I wonder how many people laughing at this guy are pretty much a mirror image of him
whenever I see someone use the word "degenerate" to describe any media I immediately skip their opinion
these people are usually annoying and uninformed.
I didn't know there were white people who actually get offended by Japan's depiction of medival europe. Then again I did meet a white girl during HS who got offended by Japanese thugs that had pompadour hair style in some manga
If anything, Japan is better at portraying European culture than white people are.
Like, when I first heard the term "Wandering israelite" for a specific, hanging plant with purple leaves, it was from a whiny liberal c**t talking about how OH THE NAME IS BASED OFF OF HISTORICAL EUROPEAN ANTISEMITISM! You'll notice that this is the only sort of antisemitism they actually care about, but I digress.
I got about halfway through season 1 of ancient magus bride and I just kept wikipedia open on my phone because there's so much European folklore it references. There's a character in the show named "Cartaphilus" who wears purple clothes, and when you google his name, a legend comes up about a man who was baptized by the archbishop in Armenia in the 13th century, claiming to be the doorman of Pontius Pilate. He claimed to have struck Christ as he carried his cross, telling him to "hurry it up." Christ replied, "I go, and you shall wait here until I return," cursing him with immortality. This lines up both with his story in the anime, and with his clothing. Cartaphilus was called "The Wandering israelite," and that's where the plant's name comes from.
I don't think I've read something more schizophrenic. >Prince of Persia >Might and magic >Legacy of Kain
Just any action game where you use a sword? Which of these does he feel is the "original?"
>lost causes that cannot be rehabilitated
vague allusions that you don't elaborate on, so that when someone points it out, you only say "it's so obvious" or something equally inane to act smarter than you are.
It literally is obvious. Just look at what picture
If anything, Japan is better at portraying European culture than white people are.
Like, when I first heard the term "Wandering israelite" for a specific, hanging plant with purple leaves, it was from a whiny liberal c**t talking about how OH THE NAME IS BASED OFF OF HISTORICAL EUROPEAN ANTISEMITISM! You'll notice that this is the only sort of antisemitism they actually care about, but I digress.
I got about halfway through season 1 of ancient magus bride and I just kept wikipedia open on my phone because there's so much European folklore it references. There's a character in the show named "Cartaphilus" who wears purple clothes, and when you google his name, a legend comes up about a man who was baptized by the archbishop in Armenia in the 13th century, claiming to be the doorman of Pontius Pilate. He claimed to have struck Christ as he carried his cross, telling him to "hurry it up." Christ replied, "I go, and you shall wait here until I return," cursing him with immortality. This lines up both with his story in the anime, and with his clothing. Cartaphilus was called "The Wandering israelite," and that's where the plant's name comes from.
the homosexual used, and then said japs are better. LOL. Simply look up the origins of anime & samurai pedophilia practices. Stop being in denial.
[...] >Bloodborne is a direct ripoff of NM1&2 and a perverted, "homosexualed up" in japanese style version of it.
I hope you don't mean Nightmare Creatures 1 & 2, because not having the adrenaline system already puts it above 1 and 2 was never even good.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm talking to Half Life 2 stalkers. Like do you really not have eyesight and simply not capable of using it?
Or a disgusting piece of tranime is good portrayal of "European culture" to you tards? What decayed individuals you must be then
This is why there should be mandatory date of birth info displayed on every internet platform. It's pointless to argue; but you teenagers are ready to defend any piece of slop for infinite lengths of time.
>Bloodborne is a direct ripoff of NM1&2 and a perverted, "homosexualed up" in japanese style version of it.
I hope you don't mean Nightmare Creatures 1 & 2, because not having the adrenaline system already puts it above 1 and 2 was never even good.
This. It's actually sad how obvious it is nowadays. You see it in mainstream social media sites like Twitter and Tik Tok too, people who just pretend to be 'unhinged' because that is shorthand for being authentic. It's just regurgitation of old shit too.
>It is my 8th grade opinion that this book should never have been written
Shitty game, yeah, but the reviewer has the mindset of an angry 2deep4u 12-year-old.
He has the mindset of a 40+ year-old loser that never launched. Dude wrote a novel about how Legacy of Kain puts Elden Ring to shame. I get the appeal of old titles but there's a limit to what you can honestly say about them.
While I hated Elden Ring as someone who thinks DaS1 and Bloodborne are the best Fromsoft games, 1,8 hours is just too little to honestly rate a 50+ hours game.
I do think Elden Ring is a shit game which fell victim to the open world meme like MGS5 butthis guy barely scratched the surface of the game.
but I agree that fromsoft games are just so dark and depressing
it seems like the world forgot that FANTASY was supposed to be something you would WANT to fantasize about not being trapped in grimdark hell and eating shit
It's just the pendulum moron, early 80s was classic Fantasy, 90s was dark fantasy, 00s was classic fantasy again and 10s was dark fantasy again, with Baldur's Gate success its probably a wave of classic fantasy back to the menu, even Elden Ring is way more hopeful about its future than Dark Souls already.
>it seems like the world forgot that FANTASY was supposed to be something you would WANT to fantasize about not being trapped in grimdark hell and eating shit
Soime people (whites) just want to be the victim so bad
>be from cuckware >release failure after failure >suddenly a bunch of autists like demon's souls >proceed to release the same game 8 more times using the same animations and sounds >up the ante a little bit every time >it culminates with elden cringe, a reddit-tier version of demon's souls with LE HECKING OPEN WORLDERINO and 200 bonfires every 2 meters because gotta cater to every single casual imaginable >meanwhile unironic upgrades like sekiro or fires of rubicon sell a few millions and are forgotten the week after launch
>Evil Tiger
Unfathomably based kek. I love his reviews. He's also right about Soulslop. Even AssCreed re-inovated itself. Soulslop has been doing same boring shit since 2009 lmao.
cool story bro
he makes some good points.
why did you diddle your cousin?
>mental illness enters the chat
So how many words did it take you guys before you realized this was a schizo post? I got 5.
drink bleach and have a nice day in the mouth, you fricking failed abortion
No.
What you going to do now, homosexual?
Burn yourself alive in your miserable failed divorced families home you giant moronic brown skinned fricktard
See? I can be obnoxiously vicious too.
Not that hard and barely impressive.
Two, because no one mentally sound says degenerative when talking about a video game
Until i saw "Derivative of Myth and Magic". And then its just categorized as pointless buzz.
Degenerate is always enough for me.
yeah i'll say two as well, although bold text at the start as part of the review and not a header or 1--2 words for emphasis also made it clear
It's not a schizo post
This is just how eastern Europeans are
Got me at "japancompany"
I got to where he mentions bushido before I realized he needs to take his meds. I'm a bit ashamed of myself.
didn't have to finish reading the second word to dismiss the rest
parrot behavior, doesn't have thoughts, just repeats strings of sounds
"Degenerate" made me suspicious and "with soul games" sealed the deal.
When "die by sword" came up.
When he started using bold AND underline
That's moron shit
Didn't even took a word, it's bold text on a Steam review
when he started comparing souls-like to medieval, prince of persia, etc
if anything those reference highlight just how trash westerners are the kind of weighty chunky combat Souls and MH excel at.
When he started rattling off some no-count, dead, western games.
A glance was enough for a clue.
>long post
>over-formatted
>not recommended
>emotionally charged font sizes
But other than that, 2.
I didn’t even read it.
The title of the thread combined with the thumbnail.
The first "degenerate"
>noooooooo only play the hard games I want you to playyyyyyyyyy
Kys nostalgia Black person
He doesn't really make any points though. It's a rambling schizo mess but there's no logic or cohesion to it. It's fine to criticize From Software but at least put even an ounce of effort into it.
It's weird how he seems triggered that it was made by a Japanese company, but then shills the PS1 and 2, like he doesn't know Sony is (or was, kinda) Japanese.
>environment and game world is a ripoff of half life 2
i wonder if this guy ever found out
He wrote all this to make a typo in the second line...
>SHOTTER
This is like the average Gankertard with an even lower grasp of language, these are your arguments laid bare you people don't get to look away and pretend
elden slop enjoyers gotten really quiet since this dropped
This reads like a kid trying to reach a word limit on an essay he had to write as punishment.
>Complains about Bushido
>Gushes over old chivalric romances
smuganimeface.png
>deathtrap dungeon
that game was fricking dogshit but i fapped to the female protag because she had visible nip bumps on her skintight leather leotard
The frick did I just read? His only actually criticism is that it reminds him of other games. The rest is just how much he hates the game because he has a full-time job and the game punishes frick ups.
>prince of persia
>legacy of kain
That's super funny, because when I first played a Souls game, I thought of games like that. I thought of them in the sense of, "Oh, it's like those games, except actually good." The PS2 had so many shitty third-person action games where you just mowed through fodder and collected a billion souls or gems or whatever, and it was always so fricking boring, I wanted to kill myself.
Exactly .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds have gone by since a homosexual on Ganker seethed over Elden Ring(the 2022 GOTY)
that's actually a homosexual from steam
>t-they took from other games!
those other games took from other games.
>and even ps3
yeah they should play demon's souls, great game
>no mention of kingsfield 3
>no mention of froms decline since 2003
You had one job
it's a game by a japancompany so it's shit
>hates japs
>gushes over Sony consoles
Why is your English so bad?
I agree Medievil is better than anything FromSoft made
This is what lead poisoning looks like.
The sooner baby boomers perish the better.
You know, I can't remember the last time I saw a schizo post that used coherent English. Is it just a case of ESLs being much more prone to that kind of mental deficiency?
You can be a native English speaker and still be shit at English. It's just showing his mental deficiency.
damn, fromslop apologists out in full force today lmao
japancompany apologists*
anon this is a really fricking bad shoop.
What's it originally say?
japancompany
facebook
>I have no argument to the contrary so I'll simply discredit the person I'm arguing with!
Just like I wrote it
>games with soul
>ps3
Take note, NEETs. This bitter excuse of a human being is what you will be like eventually if you spend 24/7 browsing Ganker and /misc/.
BASED BASED BASED
Frick fromdrones
lireally the only reason this game is like because its from le japan
looks like europoor seethe
death trap fricking dungeon.
>contrarian using "muh sovl" arguement to mindlessly shit on a popular game
I wonder how many people laughing at this guy are pretty much a mirror image of him
Why are snoys so mentally deranged?
I'm a big fan of MediEvil but you'd have to be high to recommend that game's combat/movement over any Souls game
whenever I see someone use the word "degenerate" to describe any media I immediately skip their opinion
these people are usually annoying and uninformed.
Hi EvilTiger.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198120022872/recommended/1245620/
>#stoprussophobia2022
>#fromshitwaregames
>#supportchinagamedev
hahahaha holy shit
I didn't know there were white people who actually get offended by Japan's depiction of medival europe. Then again I did meet a white girl during HS who got offended by Japanese thugs that had pompadour hair style in some manga
Depicting delinquents as americans is supposed to be offensive to americans.
If anything, Japan is better at portraying European culture than white people are.
Like, when I first heard the term "Wandering israelite" for a specific, hanging plant with purple leaves, it was from a whiny liberal c**t talking about how OH THE NAME IS BASED OFF OF HISTORICAL EUROPEAN ANTISEMITISM! You'll notice that this is the only sort of antisemitism they actually care about, but I digress.
I got about halfway through season 1 of ancient magus bride and I just kept wikipedia open on my phone because there's so much European folklore it references. There's a character in the show named "Cartaphilus" who wears purple clothes, and when you google his name, a legend comes up about a man who was baptized by the archbishop in Armenia in the 13th century, claiming to be the doorman of Pontius Pilate. He claimed to have struck Christ as he carried his cross, telling him to "hurry it up." Christ replied, "I go, and you shall wait here until I return," cursing him with immortality. This lines up both with his story in the anime, and with his clothing. Cartaphilus was called "The Wandering israelite," and that's where the plant's name comes from.
I don't think I've read something more schizophrenic.
>Prince of Persia
>Might and magic
>Legacy of Kain
Just any action game where you use a sword? Which of these does he feel is the "original?"
>the damages "souls-likes" games have caused to young people
What the frick does that even mean?
>lost causes that cannot be rehabilitated
vague allusions that you don't elaborate on, so that when someone points it out, you only say "it's so obvious" or something equally inane to act smarter than you are.
It literally is obvious. Just look at what picture
the homosexual used, and then said japs are better. LOL. Simply look up the origins of anime & samurai pedophilia practices. Stop being in denial.
Soulless
thanks for proving my point
Sometimes I wonder if I'm talking to Half Life 2 stalkers. Like do you really not have eyesight and simply not capable of using it?
Or a disgusting piece of tranime is good portrayal of "European culture" to you tards? What decayed individuals you must be then
This is why there should be mandatory date of birth info displayed on every internet platform. It's pointless to argue; but you teenagers are ready to defend any piece of slop for infinite lengths of time.
You really don't have to spend this much effort trying to convince us that you're moronic. Everyone gets the point.
All hail the chief window licker.
didn’t read, immediately opened the comment form to call you a homosexual.
>Bloodborne is a direct ripoff of NM1&2 and a perverted, "homosexualed up" in japanese style version of it.
I hope you don't mean Nightmare Creatures 1 & 2, because not having the adrenaline system already puts it above 1 and 2 was never even good.
My review is ten times better than this and cuts to the heart if why the gane is bad. This just CUZ I SAY SO. NEW BAD.
IM FRICKING TIRED OF FAKE SCHIZOPOSTING FOR ATTENTION AND ENGAGEMENT
This. It's actually sad how obvious it is nowadays. You see it in mainstream social media sites like Twitter and Tik Tok too, people who just pretend to be 'unhinged' because that is shorthand for being authentic. It's just regurgitation of old shit too.
>It is my 8th grade opinion that this book should never have been written
Shitty game, yeah, but the reviewer has the mindset of an angry 2deep4u 12-year-old.
He has the mindset of a 40+ year-old loser that never launched. Dude wrote a novel about how Legacy of Kain puts Elden Ring to shame. I get the appeal of old titles but there's a limit to what you can honestly say about them.
Most based review in history making normies and autists seethe
thats a nice yoshimitsu skin
What videogames does he play
Don’t care I’m still buying shadow of the erdtree
why do trannies browse Ganker now?
did neogaf and resetera get 404d?
Can't believe elden ring starts with a shitty ass montage of art works with narration by a d tier voice actor, the whole game feels ubisoftish
Why do Americans have such an inferiority complex?
>deathtrap dungeon
Man, I would love to have a remake/remaster of this game, exploring the castle is so fun and chaotic but the controls sucks ass.
Filtered, there was nothing wrong with the controls, you just played like a blind monkey.
While I hated Elden Ring as someone who thinks DaS1 and Bloodborne are the best Fromsoft games, 1,8 hours is just too little to honestly rate a 50+ hours game.
I do think Elden Ring is a shit game which fell victim to the open world meme like MGS5 butthis guy barely scratched the surface of the game.
He’s right tho
holy kek
but I agree that fromsoft games are just so dark and depressing
it seems like the world forgot that FANTASY was supposed to be something you would WANT to fantasize about not being trapped in grimdark hell and eating shit
It's just the pendulum moron, early 80s was classic Fantasy, 90s was dark fantasy, 00s was classic fantasy again and 10s was dark fantasy again, with Baldur's Gate success its probably a wave of classic fantasy back to the menu, even Elden Ring is way more hopeful about its future than Dark Souls already.
classic fantasy is fine
but they should also bring back attractive designs like ivy in sc4, rachel in ninja gaiden, etc. nu games are too gay
>it seems like the world forgot that FANTASY was supposed to be something you would WANT to fantasize about not being trapped in grimdark hell and eating shit
Soime people (whites) just want to be the victim so bad
I can only empathise with struggle, sorry that you slanties can only indulge in unapologetic power fantasies
hes right, from games are peak goyslop
>Seething westcuck furious about Japan doing it better than his own country's dead, forgotten franchises.
A tale as olde as the Meiji Restoration.
he is right but for the wrong reasons
> When someone posts their humanities teacher's delusional rant as a game review.
Filtered by the horsey at the start of the game
>be from cuckware
>release failure after failure
>suddenly a bunch of autists like demon's souls
>proceed to release the same game 8 more times using the same animations and sounds
>up the ante a little bit every time
>it culminates with elden cringe, a reddit-tier version of demon's souls with LE HECKING OPEN WORLDERINO and 200 bonfires every 2 meters because gotta cater to every single casual imaginable
>meanwhile unironic upgrades like sekiro or fires of rubicon sell a few millions and are forgotten the week after launch
I fricking hate normies
What is so good about replaying Sands Of Time? The pacing and flow of the platforming and adventure?
He is right about one thing, Blade Of Darkness of is superior.
>Evil Tiger
Unfathomably based kek. I love his reviews. He's also right about Soulslop. Even AssCreed re-inovated itself. Soulslop has been doing same boring shit since 2009 lmao.
games take inspiration from one another? unbelievable
>Needs to look for Steam reviews made be ESL teenagers to prove that the game is bad
What mental illness is this
From absolutely destroyed by this chudlord holy shit he saved the west
soulsissies what is our response?