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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me? its this bad boy. sad its never returned outside of relics in 4U

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Relics were the absolutely worst addition to 4U. They made the game irrelevant if they were perfect. 140 gquests were stupid too, literally don't get hit once or you failed it for everybody. Terrible system and I'm glad they moved beyond it, but I did love seeing all the colors of DS. Purple especially looked right, at LV3 it shone like a demon light.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AH HAHA HAHAHA YOP

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do the spikes fit back into the sheath

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you put it back in the sheath?

      You just don't obviously. If you sheathe your LS you aren't hunting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No Black person don't give me your fricking mental gymnastics. I am asking about the actual physics of this goddamn sword and I want an ANSWER.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Weapons respond to how you use them. Think of it like your backhair when shown a scary picture. It stands up when threatened. That's what the back end of the DS represents, unbridled fury and fear.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Think of it like your backhair when shown a scary picture
            Yeah okay but
            1.- My back is not hairy
            2.- I'm not a scaredy homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Look at how the outside of the sheeth is broken down to where there are no spikes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Look at how the outside of the sheeth is broken down to where there are no spikes
            That would make sense if there wasn't rope tied around it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When the spikes are bathed in enough blood they retract, it is the only way to re-sheath the weapon.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you put it back in the sheath?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The first (and last) time that a hunting horn wasn't just competetive, but optimal. What a monster of a weapon.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your Lao Shan tail sever proofs?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well fellas, I'm off to hunt, uh, Lagia and then Dinovaldo and then Zinogre so I can finish my low rank mixrath comfort set.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinovaldo but not Jinouga
      Come on, anon.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to blow Kushala Daora's brains out. It's not going to be pretty.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a good looking understated katana..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. That's the stuff.
        I used it a bit but the color didn't mesh well with any of my favorite armor

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >spoiler
          That's a damn shame. I'll always have fond memories of the Eager Cleaver line.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOTCHA b***h

    Now, what wonderful thing shall I craft with this? Yukumo Purehammer 3 would give me huge power right away to handle high rank and guild low rank but I might want to invest it into a more endgame-suitable weapon, like Wyvern Strife.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Use it on something that's useful right now. Once you get to high rank the drop rate of Plates increases significantly so you can get those end-game suitable weapons easier at that point. Or make the higher rank version outright, if it allows that, though that might cost like 2 mantles or something dumb, I remember 3U.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FRICKING DIABLOS HARDHORNS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just do Plain Dangerous, 5% A and B rewards.
          Man, I really miss alternative drop rate quests. It gave those quest an actual reason to exist. Nowadays drop rates are all the same everywhere.

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