The Walking Dead Game

So which one is the better option, Jane or Kenny?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who wants a boat or literal glass eating moron that tries to murder a baby for no reason
    geez I wonder who is the better choice

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only incels chose kenny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like an urban

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill them both. Let Kenny finish the crazy b***h and then put him out of his misery.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny is right every single time in season 2 DESPITE being unhinged and perhaps legit crazy. Jane, and everyone else too for that matter - no exceptions, is a complete moron.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you murder jane, you murder her and her little baby. That makes kenny and clem baby killers. Let jane win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That makes kenny and clem baby killers.
      >jane isn't a baby killer for killing her own baby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon jane hangs herself and kills her own baby as soon as she finds out she's pregnant

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny was the best character in 1 and the only redeeming thing about season 2

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >side with Jane
    >she offs herself and leaves Clem and AJ to fend for themselves less than a month later
    >side with Kenny
    >he either begrudgingly leaves you in the care of others or sticks with you for years before dying in the most moronic way possible

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gun to the head, Kenny.

    Jane's baby gambit is absolutely batshit. Also her fate in the season status quo reset was a gigantic cop out.

    Kenny sucks if you don't side with him, but he's the best ride or die character in the series.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny is always right.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely what the frick were they thinking changing the final confrontation from Luke vs Kenny to Jane vs Kenny?
    The whole season had been building up to having to make the choice on who you really care about more, but then Jane goes against her whole character and comes back to the group, and Luke just dies unceremoniously.
    Genuinely what the frick were they thinking? Luke vs Kenny would’ve been a perfect capstone to the season

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke vs Kenny
      How would that even work? Luke was such an inoffensive character having Kenny snap and turn on him would feel like literal murder and not the understandable overreaction he had with Jane.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know, but it is obvious that it is what they were building towards from the very moment Kenny showed back up. And that’s what I was expecting, but then I get moronic b***h vs unhinged but reasonable man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to make a wild guess. I would say that the car scene would happen just like it did but with Luke and Kenny, and Luke would actually lose the baby by accident or something like that which would make Kenny want to kill him.
        That seemed to be foreshadowed at the end of episode 4 with Kenny berating Luke about fricking around and not paying enough attention to making sure the baby is safe.
        I can’t see him pulling the Jane shit, but maybe that’s what they had planned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 years after season 2 released, people still talk about Jane vs Kenny
      I despise Jane with all my being but making her part of the finale was obviously the right choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think they wouldn’t be doing the same with Luke vs Kenny? Discussion about Jane vs Kenny nowadays just boils down to shitting on Jane’s moronic ass and either siding with Kenny since he is objectively right, or killing him to go solo.
        Luke vs Kenny is atleast 2 likable guys going at it and forcing you to choose between them.
        Dumb anime poster

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You think they wouldn’t be doing the same with Luke vs Kenny
          No, people wouldn't. And you explained it yourself why. Don't be stupid
          Season 2 was garbage but the finale was masterful rage bait

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people wouldn’t argue about a genuinely tough choice vs a no brainer choice that is just shitting on morons who simped
            Ok

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luke was always too good and clumsy to live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "People" were shipping Luke and Clem so the devs swapped him out for Jane at the last second cause the whole thing grossed them out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was mostly fujos. Why are they like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're mentally ill and a plague upon any fanbase they infest they're infesting one I'm in right now and it disgusts me, but the worst part is we kind of asked for it and needed it to occur.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're mentally ill and a plague upon any fanbase they infest they're infesting one I'm in right now and it disgusts me, but the worst part is we kind of asked for it and needed it to occur.

          Fujos ship men with men. Fujos hate female characters. The term you are looking for is "troony."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game ships them. It's not just something people made up out of thin air. Telltale wanted to go there but got cold feet at the last minute which is a shame. I think it would have been benefited Clam's character more if her romantic interests were established at all before the last season. She just shows up as an adult and is super horny and bisexual all of the sudden.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should been the final fight Kenny Vs Duck

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny. He can only be killed by the main character. The other one kills herself like a moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kenny fighting his way out of the alley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting the canon ending of Kenny's story when he defeated an entire horde bare handed? Some people never played the game and this is a major spoiler.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >getting spoiled by a game +5 years old
        Fricking sue me homosexual.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I always wondered about this setting is how the frick did humanity get wiped out from these slow moving, easily killable zombies.
    Ya sure people come back no matter what and people didn’t know what they are at first, but it’s absolutely moronic to say that those things could get a starting mass big enough to overthrow something like a military compound.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea most go with is that the zombie outbreaks cause a mass breakout of confusion, denial, and infighting. By the time people rally, they're dealing with hordes of Undead.

      But then, this is AMERICA, and everyone and their grandmother is packing firepower.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as signs of people turning became widespread there would probably be mass panic and rioting going on all over the planet. Trying to keep all that under control while zombies are slowly spreading would probably be enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's an apocalypse fantasy. it's stupid, and it hinges on your suspension of disbelief. we all now the zombies themselves are absolute jokes when you think about them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frail enough to have their skull crushed with a stomp, limbs and body pulled apart with just the force of one grown man
      >somehow their rotted hands are strong enough to tear straight through a grown adult’s clothes and stomach in an instant and rip out their guts
      >all those times that they sat completely silent even though they have 0 brain function to be able to lay a trap like that and don’t ever sleep
      >that time a dude got pulled through a fricking vent to the point where it snapped his limbs off by the zombies
      None of it makes sense. They just do whatever they want and people watch it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We almost lost our shit over a fricking flu in 2020.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ya but I’d imagine that once word gets out that the dead bois are an active threat and should be shot dead that they would be quickly wiped out by military/local militia since they are so stupidly easy to kill if you have guns or even just basic melee weapons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Great. Now imagine a nation-wide lockdown where nobody is allowed to leave their building, even if these things are inside. Then imagine being brought up on charges for defending yourself because the government still treats them as living. Then imagine mass-gun-confiscations and being put into camps.

          I know, all of this sounds ridiculous and would NEVER happen here in the US.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they would be quickly wiped out by military/local militia
          Or people would immediately turn on each other because of paranoia and not knowing what causes people to turn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was drama majors that run everything right into the ground.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you realize how many people die EVERY DAY?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftist writers. People would rally in minutes if not hours and "merica is strapped as frick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that how Night of The Living Dead ends?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny is the best choice no exception. He and Clem are literally the only people who cared about AJ. Kenny is also a great father and protective figure for Clementine, even if he is mindfricked from getting his skull bashed in, having his family die in just a matter of minutes, watching his pajetta gf die and nearly losing AJ to a crazy eggless c**t.

    I do wish though that season 2 ended with the darker ending where Clem and AJ froze to death. It would've saved having to experience the next two shitty seasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Clem and AJ froze to death
      >Kenny is now the playable character for Season 3
      I mean... wouldn't complain

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke vs Kenny would have been kino and been a good mirror match. Luke is the naive and more innocent choice but more endearing and representative of optimism in the bleak times. Kenny is unhinged and ruthless despite caring about those around him, representing the lows man must stoop to in order to survive.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a janegay in 2024

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >takes charge of ragtag survivor group, leads escapes from zombies, looters, cannibals, etc.
    >son is mercy killed after becoming a zombie, with kenny himself (potentially) being the one to pull the trigger
    >wife immediately kills herself afterwards
    >formulates boat plan
    >moron lets zombies in and nearly ruins everything
    >literal cancer patients rob the boat, stranger kidnaps group's designated e-girl
    >frick it, bro mission to rescue little girl
    >nearly sacrifice yourself on bro mission trying to either put down the moron or retrieve a fallen walkie-talkie
    >narrowly escape and form new group with newfound love
    >enemy group kidnaps them, kenny sacrifices himself for the good of the escape plan, gets his face beaten and his eye damaged beyond repair
    >kenny's new gf gets bit by zombies while trying to escape, same little girl he nearly died trying to save chops her arm off and/or kills her
    >group member has baby, takes care of it as he would his own
    >tell jane to be on watch duty for zombies, instead moron has spontaneous sex while letting zombies attack the group
    >russian whose medicine was stolen by jane ambushes the group with his own group, btfo them and take him captive
    >captive claims to have supplies back at his hideout, see through his smarmy bs and beat the shit out of him
    >surprise surprise, ruskie was lying, leads group into zombie territory and across icy lake which half the group falls into, then shoots the e-girl before driving off
    >frick it, new plan to reach safe haven
    >drive off into tundra, get momentarily separated
    >jane gaslights clem into "gurl power" and "lone wolf" ideologies and hides the baby as to force kenny to have a melty
    >"LOOK CLEM HE'S GONE INSANE SHOOT HIM :D"
    >if not shot, kills janetard and successfully brings clem to safe haven or teaches her important life skills if she stays with him, dying in a car accident while trying to teach her how to drive
    >if shot, janetard reveals she hid the baby before joining the 41%
    kenny did nothing wrong

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't you save Kenny's brown wife Sarita?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny is the choice, jane leaving a frickin baby outside in a blizzard with zombies was the stupidest move.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every game aster the first one is hot garbage.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is like a choice between diarrhea and vomit.
    Jane sucks. I know that. Everybody knoes that.But so does Kenny.
    This butthole will literally abandon you in the first game if you don't lick his nutsack during every single choice. b***h I am going to save Clem, not your autistic son that you fail to protect over and over again.
    He also puts a CHILD in charge of major decisions in the second game and berates you if you frick up. A FULL GROWN MAN relying on a child to lead.
    Dude is trash just as much as Jane. I can't stand how much this board sucks this dude's dick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's a saint compared to the prostitute
      also, his flaws make him an interesting character. lee was just the protag who never had much personality, similiar to clementine. kenny hard carried season 1 and the god awful season 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that butthole will abandon you
      Even if you decide to be a shit head and disagree with Kenny at EVERY POSSIBLE CHOICE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE GAME, if you mention family and responsibility when Clementine is kidnapped he will help you save Clementine no matter how badly he feels about you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This poster is a womanoid or an axe wound troony.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you seriously have to ask?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is 9 years old
        I don't like how fast time is moving

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I think about this scene and lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I hated everyone except Clem, Kenny and Michael Madsen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both "choices" lead to nearly the exact same outcome
      What was the point?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no matter how many times you save or help Sarah she ends up dying
      Truly a pointless nothingburger of a character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her dad ruined her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was she actually autistic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Autistic, or grew up so sheltered in an apocalypse that she had no social skills whatsoever and no idea how to function under stress. I'm sure her dad being eaten in front of her was traumatic as hell but she was already doomed before that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was she actually autistic?

          >save her
          >later she falls and ends trapped under some planks
          >at best Jane goes down to try and help her out but can't get her out alone
          >entire group just watches instead of going down there to increase manpower and lift the rubbish trapping Sarah
          >it's not even hard to climb back up, Jane comes back in 1.5 seconds

          Every situations in this game is like watching autistic people frozen in place watching terrible things unfold

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was so fricking bizarre that she just gets ripped apart right below them and they completely forget about it like 5 minutes later, seriously some of those people have been with her for like a year but don't really care that she a child just died horribly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess they intended for the player to leave her die in that building when she's having a breakdown and Clem has to slap her out of it. Same thing where as if you save Nick at every opportunity you just find him randomly dead in a fence the next episode. Writers just didn't give a shit about either of them.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Janegays need to frick off already. This is a Kenny board.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kenny
    >right about literally everything

    >Jane
    >leaves a baby unattended in a freezing car in a zombie apocalypse to prove you shouldn't like Kenny
    HMM TOUGH CALL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea but did you ever consider that Kenny was a heckin chud who did a racism?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like The Dead Game am i right brothers

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight, Kenny was right all along and Jane was just a hypocritical b***h.

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