>the world ended, society collapsed, my top tier priority must be telling everyone that im NOT straight
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>the world ended, society collapsed, my top tier priority must be telling everyone that im NOT straight
>immune to the deadly disease that ravished all of mankind
>decide to not have offspring who is also immune because she just prefers pussy
BRAVO NEILL
the left is truly a suicidal death cult now... I still remember when it used to be about healthcare and student loans, lmao
>now
The progressive desire for self destruction is as old as FDR.
troonyism, student loans and healthcare were just trendy grifts they used to consolidate power
It's not suicidal when it's a bunch of israelites telling white people to destroy themselves.
If they destroy every norm and subvert everything good, they don't have to face their own poor choices or be held accountable for their wrongdoings.
Yeah it’s the most egregiously moronic thing that people barely mention even though logically it would’ve been the best option all the way back in part 1. It doesn’t even have to be the “hehe she will have to get fricked by men all day every day” type of shit, literally just turkey baster some dude’s cum and have as many children as possible and humanity is saved. But I guess being a strong independent homosexual woman means having to get your skull cut open by a bunch of incompetent thugs, have fun saving humanity when the only ever case of immunity is fricking dead.
this is moronic, you can't create a civilization of immune people with a single female
The mutation for blue eyes IRL originally came from a single male. If we assume that Ellie has even just 10 kids split between genders thats 5 males that can impregnate as many women as they want and 5 females that can have 10 more kids. There are still enough humans around for genetic diversity, there’s nothing moronic about it, the only problem is that maybe some descendants won’t be immune from genetic mixing but even then it’s better than nothing.
>gay people can't exist in the apocalypse because..... because they just can't okay?
they can't because I shoot them in the head
Lmao, true enough.
I'd should morons like this too
>my personal desires are more important than saving all of humanity
that seems awfully anti-communist to me
If someone told you that you could save the human race by having sex with a man, you wouldn't do it.
you don't need to have sex to get pregnant
In a post apocalyptic future Elle, every woman would be pounded into a drunken stupor constantly!
Yes
>all gays are commies
that aside, when did you suddenly start thinking about "mankind" and "the collective good" when TLoU1's ending was peak selfishness? Ah right, you didn't play the game, you're just here for the culture war.
>entire game is leading up the narrative that joel has to choose
>last level of the game has a clear section where you have to choose to spare or kill the doctor
>instead they made him just stand there forever until you shoot him
tlou was always woke nonsense that went against its own core design.
game is leading up the narrative that joel has to choose
It doesn't. Joel learns that Ellie would die after the surgery at the last second and he's also screwed over by the Fireflies at that moment. The narrative is about Joel finding his dead daughter in Ellie and growing fond of her over time. If it wasn't for that, he'd just go away.
>>last level of the game has a clear section where you have to choose to spare or kill the doctor
You don't either. You're oddly implying that all games need to have choices. You go in to rescue Ellie, of course he'll resist, threatening you even.
they made him just stand there forever until you shoot him
This is the only part that I can agree with, but it's a mechanical flaw, not a narrative flaw.
You're here for the culture war, now go have a nice day.
Play the fricking game moron. Joel hates ellie and the task hes given when the game starts. The entire journey until the part where he gets hurt is just him doing a job. He only starts to care after she nurses him from death. If you played through it and didnt expect a choice then youre a thoughtless moron. Actually have a nice day instead of flitting through life doing what you are told like a fricking robot.
They dont exist today. The entire point is they do something disgusting and unnatural. Mixing the threat of the collapse of humanity into the mix just makes it more morally egregious which is exactly why the homosexual gets off on it so much. homosexualry is a deathcult.
>Half of the LoU cast is gay/lesbian/trans.
Pretty convenient considering they are less than 1% of the world's population.
iirc her immunity doesn't have anything to do with her genes, just the fungus inside her stopped developing
Well it has SOMETHING to do with her body doesn’t it? The infected that bit her was just a regular ass infected, that means that something in HER body in particular stopped the fungus from progressing. The fireflies only wanted to cut her open so fast because they were desperate since they were so fricking incompetent, if their organization had any semblance of longevity they could’ve just waited 10-15, even 20 years for Ellie to have a bunch of kids and THEN cut her open as a last resort just in case her kids aren’t immune. The Fireflies deserved everything that happened to them.
Ellie is a lesbian because otherwise they wouldn’t be able to give her a pregnant girlfriend to care about and that would frick up the story.
You ever noticed how a lot of stronk women characters are either lesbians or don’t get with anybody? It’s because being reliant on a man makes for a character who doesn’t have “protagonist” energy. Straight women are inherently un-protagonistic (I’m making up words here but you get it). So writers often choose to make them gay and then their lesbian wives will always be closer to the cutesy UwU damsel-in-distress stereotype
We have had the ellen ripley archtype for decades now. Why dont game devs just use that?
Straight women has infinitely more agency than dykes ever will!
No one wants to play as a character who romances a man. That's gay as frick.
Yeah, sure, tell me another good one degenerate.
Cope
I haven't played the game. Nor will I! And A.I. very shortly will enable modifications undreamed of! Tick Tock, coomer, Tick Tock!
makes sense, that's why they're trying to turn lara croft into a dyke now as well despite being the epitome of gigastacy with no man in her life before
Also imagine all the people that diead for nothing, everyone Joel murdered, everyone who sacrificed themselves for Ellies sake, all of them might as well have killed themselves and it would have achieved the same thing.
Yeah, its moronic that if this were the case they wouldn't be trying to spread genes like hers, but its the premise of a magical pandemic wiping out man kind and one McGuffin person existing to save the world that is moronic to begin with. Its hackneyed Hollywood/Mockingbird writing and indoctrination.
For one thing, people need to realize that all the so called pandemics they have been taught about and scared with growing up have never had legitimate evidence toward their validity, and have otherwise always been fake/made up crisis by our rulers where other causes of any illness or death are blamed on some singular pathogen that randomly showed up, in order to divert blame from artificial systemic practices and deliberate harm by elite eugenicist Malthusian types in positions of power.
They never truly prove any normal transmission of these lauded diseases, or them being the cause of illness or death to begin with. Creating primers in conjob rapid tests to say "positive" or "negative" for a cherry picked sequence that ultimately means nada, is not proof, especially not in so called "asymptomatic" infected.
Asymptomatic infected is antithetical to logic, deliberately crafted to deflect critical thinking, it should have never been tolerated, as it allows ghouls to get away with gaslighting people even more with a fake problem.
Not virology, but more a toxicology issue would be a likely culprit toward illness and death over some invisible, make-believe pathogen that they somehow can never assay directly from the body to prove any logical transmission. A toxicology culprit is not pathogenic though, so the powers that be can't scare the public into fearing their own family and neighbors with that revelation. Toxicology is also a more tangible cause, attention toward it possess more results over the cooties(demonology) theory and remedies our rulers wish to promote.
More of our systemic malpractice would certainly be called out, for one.
And
>Your daughters immune and studying her can literally save mankind through a vaccination
>NOOOO NOT MY GAY DAUGHTER NOOOO SHE'S BEING OPRESSED
Abby caving his fricking skull in with that golf club was so fricking satisfying.
It was a different time
well you decided to use that unlockable outfit so eh you do you i guess
TLOU2 honestly feels like a calculated assassination of what was potentially a really strong, really good IP in TLOU1. Every TLOU project that they ever try to embark on will be completely tainted now
Look at the tv show, even getting the publics darling Pedro Pascal couldn't stop them from distracting the audience with anything good about the project, by dedicating an episode to "GAY GAY GAY"
Does the flag mean all black and brown people are are gay?
You can find pride flags in a bookshop during the story and Ellie doesn't know what they mean. The costume is just a non-canon easter egg.
>easter egg.
That's not what an 'easter egg' is.
true, anon, all of those mods and dlc that add goofy out of place outfits to games with an otherwise serious tone are bad too. you're not complaining about this one specifically because it's a troon flag.
>Doughnut drake is bad because he's "immature" and destroys immersion
>But pride Ellie is somehow OK
I hate Cuckmann
WAIT IT'S REAL?!
>the world ended, society collapsed, my top tier priority must be telling everyone that i LOVE arc the lad
>Arc the Lad shirt
What the frick? Is this real? Why that series, of all things?
Druckmann is a weeb, his self-insert talks to Abby about watching Princess Mononoke.
Storyshit aside, TLOU2 is the far better game of the two, right?
Gameplay consists of a white person murdering all kinds of POC and their dogs in the most violent ways possible, so yes.
yeah No Return makes it no contest
the gunplay feels good, too bad the characters, writing and pacing all ruin the experience
In reality dykes would cease to exist. This game is a man hating duke feminist wet dream. Because in reality she'd be a part of a 20 man train.
this is really no different than you putting all female fighters in bikinis to have them fight in Tekken. It's just a fricking costume, not part of the story.
Wrong. Her being a homosexual is the story. They even had an entire dlc about it.
The DLC was the beginning of the woke dog shit! I hate them!
Beautifully A.I., in a few years will help us repair their filth!
Why are black and browns considered part of the gay collective???
It gives them an N-word pass.
because the flag stands for everyone who isn't a white man
>Be in life or death situation
>Top priority is to wear garish colors
we should encourage this behavior
homie gotta look good when youre surviving the apocalypse
not that she does with that shirt
didn't this updated gay flag appear after the tlou apocalypse?
plot hole!!
>plot hole
That's not a nice thing to call Elle, anon
>humanity is on the fringe of extinction
>every life and healthy birth matters
>yeah this heavily pregnant woman? Give her a gun and send her out to potential face bandits and zombies and other monstrosities
Written by Niel "not a hack riding on the coattails of his predecessors" Druckman
>I need an outfit that will make incels start crying immediately
>I've got just the thing
>and is also vomit inducing to chad and stacey
but homosexualry is inceldom. Sex is penis in vegana. two dykes can't have sex, its a biological impossibility.
Dykes are less than 2% yet account for 50% of abuses against women! They'd beat each other daily!
Its due to the frustration of being incels.
Precisely. It's a fetish. It's no more natural than a coomer chasing edgier porn to get off to.
Might be why porn addicts are typically the ones pushing for this shit.
Every woman has to be a duke! I hate these people.
A bunch of coomers they are!
this is also the reason why they tell you to "go watch porn" if you complaign about ugly characters in vidya
they can't fathom something that isn't ugly as shit and you DON'T want to see it naked 24/7
>No, men, leave that one alone.
She'd have so much man batter in her she'd queef and shoot up 30 feet from the hydro pressure alone!
left-wing apocalypse fantasies:
>we have to reduce our settlement's carbon footprint!
right wing apocalypse fantasies:
>i hope i don't get shot while scavenging for food today
>I am in a dangeros world where at any point I may get ambushed and no one will come to save me
>.......... better wear something that will allow others to easily spot me from miles away! Hey, at least I'll be making a statement to the society that... doesn't exist anymore. But it's a statement!
the homosexualBlack personing has precedence over everything else when it comes to consumable american media.
That flag is the ugliest thing imaginable
uglier than the thing wearing it?
Gotta admit that Ellie herself is cute. The only reason she seems ugly is because her design in TLOU2 is trash for most of it and so is her personality. Had she been designed femininely, she would easily surpasse TLOU1 Ellie.
https://www.vam.ac.uk/articles/the-progress-pride-flag
>For Quasar, the light blue, pink and white stripes represent trans and non-binary individuals and the brown and black ones represent marginalised People of Colour (POC) communities. The black stripe has a double meaning as it is also intended for "those living with AIDS and the stigma and prejudice surrounding them, and those who have been lost to the disease".
For some reason the black people part of the flag also represents AIDS
The rainbow is the unofficial symbol of Noahidism. Judaic to the core.
i honestly think everyone would be naturally homophobic in apocalyptic setting.
In a post apocalyptic society there'd be no dykes.
why would the apocalypse suddenly make people care if you take it up the ass?
If anything, it’d have the opposite effect.
No one gives a shit about what you do in your spare time when basic survival is a struggle.
hey Black folk, you see this? YOU ARE homosexualS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't mind the rainbow colors representing LGBT people, but I find it hilarious how they had add black and brown to represent BLM. Since when is a skin color a sexuality or gender? The T already stands for trans, and yet they had to had trans colors.