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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    True. The modern world is a big wad filled with pain elementals and no doom 2 limits

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally how I have been feeling for the past 15 years

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started Doom Eternal. I wish these guys weren't so easy to bully

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom Eternal
      why anon
      why would you do that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's fun

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you could be playing modded Doom2 right now and having way more fun

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's nothing wrong with Eternal, it feels better than 2016, but I will admit that DOOM,DOOM2, and 64 with Brutal, or Project Brutality is infinitely more fun. Eternals biggest issue is that enemies are reliant on weapon type, and how you utilize said weapon. I don't even have issues with the chainsaw being a necessity for more ammo drops.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Eternals biggest issue is that enemies are reliant on weapon type
              this isn't true though

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I had a much easier time playing through that game on Nightmare when I just started to kill everything with the best weapons I had and then just refilling ammo for them with the infinite chainsaw.
              My biggest problem with the game is that the game punishes you for killing monsters, by not letting you do the finisher which is apparently very fricking important for health/armor.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have any recommendations of neat gameplay mods?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it FORCES you to have fun. When you play a video game, you should be BORED and UNENGAGED

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zoom Eternal is the epitome of nu-fun
            aka something that isnt fun and you force yourself into believing you are having fun when you actually arent because the game is less fun than playing with a fricking dog turd on the sidewalk

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like your own subjective experience with the game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but he's right, it was handcrafted to appeal to the modern masses, bright colors and constant weapon switching, have to keep moving or the kid will get bored.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOO THE GAME HAS TO BE SLOW YOU HAVE TO JIGGLEPEEK EVERY CORNER FOR TWO MINUTES
                >I HATE WHEN SHOOTING AND MOVEMENT MATTER IN AN ARENA SHOOTER

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just mindbroken by vanilla doom 2, which looks like brown shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                go back to hunt for your moronic meaningless collectibles to put on display in your Slaya™ fapcave and jerk off to how badass The Slaya™ is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                as opposed to hunting for secrets so you're allowed to shoot your weapons?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can finish Ultimate Doom and Doom 2 just fine without having to hunt for a single secret
                you are just fricking stupid

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can also finish doom eternal without caring that the game has cosmetics

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can also finish Doom Eternal without having fun.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that would be extremely difficult because it's very fun

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You never played DOOM.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly you didn't play the original games not even that anon, but going fast, and consistent weapon switching is not exclusive to Eternal in the DOOM series. The only DOOM game to not emphasize fast gameplay, and constantly switching weapons was 3.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >consistent weapon switching
                >consistent

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it was common to switch to a chain-gun with large groups, using the shotgun against pinkies, or using the super shotgun against cacos, and using the rocket launcher against hell knights.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Switching weapons to become more effective is no way similar to what eternal did, you could finish the game with just the pistol, on Eternal you HAVE TO switch, you can't just play normally, it has to be done, no options.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >using multipel weapons is too complicated 🙁 why can't I just use one
                boomers once again reveal themselves to be brainlets

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes having to manage your resources mid combat is part of the game, are you too moronic to do that?

                So, it's not similar, good that we agree now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you could finish the game with just the pistol, but it's stupidly inefficient compared to using weapons for certain situations which heavily lean on you weapon switching when against hordes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not the same at all, similarities end with the word Switching, as the frequency is nowhere near close nor the situations in which you need to do it.

                Weapon switching is integral to the gameplay of eternal, embedded to its very core.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must not be playing on the harder difficulties, because you absolutely need to switch pretty consistently when playing original DOOM,2, and 64. At least if you're playing on the hard difficulties where there are hordes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You completely ignored what I said.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all, you're purposely choosing to not address that difficulty settings create completely different scenarios where choosing to solely use the pistol is not only inefficient, but will get you killed when hordes are present. You can absolutely beat the original DOOMs on normal difficulty with just the pistol, but will have to consistently switch between the rocket launcher,super shotgun, and chaingun when dealing with super-enemies, and hordes on harder difficulties. It's not as frequent as Eternal which forces to to non-stop micromanage, but to purely dismiss it as non being a present thing in the originals is just straight up delusional.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just read again

                >you don't have to do that, you can just shoot them until they die
                >runs out of bullets
                >runs out of energy
                >have to look out for the constantly spawning zombie pinata for more ammo
                waste of time and resources, the game forces you to switch weapons

                That happens on every single kill room

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would I want to only use the pistol? using more weapons is more fun, simple as

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have, which is why I know 95% of the combat consists of jigglepeeking and circlestrafing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about it plays closer to the original DOOM games than you're willing to imply. Did your zoomie ass never play the original DOOM games? You are constantly having to switch weapons while moving fast unless you're playing on easy difficulty.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember being forced to watch a QTE for an ammo pinata, or having to do all sorts of parkour movements to reach a single enemy.
                The game is fundamentally different.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aye I'll admit the parkour shit was bad design, and QTEs instead of being able to switch to fists to brutalize enemies that are down was bad design decision.

                >Eternals biggest issue is that enemies are reliant on weapon type
                this isn't true though

                >have to snipe off the turret part of spider demons or sticky grenade
                >have to grenade cacos, or sticky grenade them
                >using anything but heavy artillery on hell knights, or dread knights

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>have to snipe off the turret part of spider demons or sticky grenade
                you don't have to do that, you can just shoot them until they die. you can also kill the turret with like 5 different weapons
                >>have to grenade cacos, or sticky grenade them
                it's faster to kill them by just shooting them
                anything but heavy artillery on hell knights, or dread knights
                just weapon swap?
                the weapons being different and having their uses is a good thing, old doom weapons had to be ammo limited or you'd just use nothing but the plasma

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't have to do that, you can just shoot them until they die
                >runs out of bullets
                >runs out of energy
                >have to look out for the constantly spawning zombie pinata for more ammo
                waste of time and resources, the game forces you to switch weapons

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes having to manage your resources mid combat is part of the game, are you too moronic to do that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what this anon said

                >you don't have to do that, you can just shoot them until they die
                >runs out of bullets
                >runs out of energy
                >have to look out for the constantly spawning zombie pinata for more ammo
                waste of time and resources, the game forces you to switch weapons

                also
                >implying
                not even that guy but 100% agree with him about resource managing in a DOOM game being ridiculous.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not even that guy but 100% agree with him about resource managing in a DOOM game being ridiculous.
                old doom has ammo management though? except it's even more autistic because you have to run around the level if you want more ammo
                resource management is good, gives some actual depth to the combat instead of just being circlestrafing with whatever weapon you have ammo for

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Old DOOM isn't nearly as bad since you can refill pretty quickly from humanoid enemies, and even then the level is filled with it, health, and shield pickups. I like both games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shock and gasp
                You have to EXPLORE the levels?
                But I just want to be the DOOM SLAYA and RIP N' TEAR!
                I didn't manage my ammo properly for a boss or keep missing everything? No worries, my personal Amazon ammo pinata's keep spawning just for me!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes shooting things in a shooter is more fun than running around the level looking for ammo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Running around looking for ammo
                Cringe.

                >Finding ammo because you know the level is worth exploring so you've never run out
                Based.

                You've been playing incorrectly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                As we all know, constant weapon switching has been a staple of fps games for the past ten years.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe in some games, such as Quake, but Doom has a weapon switch delay for a reason. You're actually supposed to think about the moment you switch guns.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate it when my brain is convinced it is having fun and I'm trying hard to convince my brain it is not having fun but my brain is still having fun.

              I fricking hate it when it happens. Fricking piece of shit video game.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it’s forced fun

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              its just doom with new shit, you can enjoy both

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Grenades make our good ol' meatball a joke when he used to be a big deal, a real damage sponge. Not even just one of your weapons, but one of your HOTKEYS. You don't even have to make the effort to change weapons to dispose of him, just reach for a button that's there at all times.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've known this for a long, long time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      now kids are literally raised by ipads lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now kids are literally raised by iPhones
        ftfy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids are raised what adults give them, Black person stop giving your kids ipad. Oh wait you are incel and a conservative, how could i've known.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with kids these days is that they're not being me. Everyone should be me. Me is better than not me, because me is me. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            everyone that ever had this moronic reddit frog saved on his computer or phone should be put down en masse
            literally put against the wall and shot dead
            go fricking have a nice day frogBlack person trash literal waste in human form

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your anger is misdirected, you should instead be blaming wojak.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Expand your reaction image folder, you fricking frogBlack folk. Coming into every goddamn thread with just this one pepe. Diversify, god dammit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            I wish there was a pill, that allows you to timetravel, with the knowledge you have now, into your former self
            Every day I wake up, I wish its been the year 99 or 2000, when I wake up.

            I could stop 9/11, redpill people on Fauci, dump all my money into bitcoin and live happily ever after as professional sextourist in south east asia.

            >redditfrog
            have a nice day

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >troony gets upset by frogs
              who would of thought something "cute" would upset a man trying to emulate womanhood huh

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not a troony and never will be one and I agree with that guy that everyone posting that moronic reddit trash frog cancer should be fricking hanged with extreme prejudice
                90% of the total of everyone posting that are third world subhumans trash anyway and this has been proven before so nothing of value will be lost anyway

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So liberals are the ones giving ipads to kids?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and in the 90' kids were raised by tv,same poison different name

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was born in 1988 and I can relate to almost none of the content of this webm

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consoom product in 2023: >:(
      >consoom product in 90s: :O

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nostalgia porn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude products lmao
      this shit is just as cancerous as what the zoomers have, this shit shouldn't be your childhood, your friends and family should be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consoooomerism, 2023
      🙁
      >consoooomerism, 30 years ago
      :0

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older movies were better, that's the only part I'd probably agree on about the 80s and 90s being better, definitely music as well. Video games in the older period i would assume that people got excited for the large leaps in technology that was happening. Nowadays you don't have that excitement because most of the tech is just gradual improvements.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's like 4 seconds in the whole minute of this video when there's no BRAND present on the screen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, look at all this plastic shit you bonded with instead of making friends.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    true, by the time you grew old enough to play doom the world changed as a whole

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it in 1995 when I had just turned 6 years old
      I will never forget it

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It kind of seems like the majority of people are intent on reliving the world I was born in no matter how and there is less preventing them from doing so all the time. We are winning the culture war.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know, 95 cha ge rythi

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was born in 97' and my earliest memories were all traumatic. I have the faintest memory of 9/11 happening because I walked into my older sisters room and she was screaming crying at the television watching the aftermath and I was crying just because she was. My parents would watch the iraq invasion on tv and I would watch terrified thinking that would happen to us next. I remember my dad coming home and crying at the dinner table because he just had to lay off multiple people during the 2008 recession. I gained cognisance watching occupy wall street and nothing came of it. All the while games got shittier but more addicting and i'm just about tired of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      take the modded Doom pill
      it will put you in a good mood

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only ever seriously played doom 3 and fiddled around with the old ones that my dad had. Care to point me in the right direction how I could get that done?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          alternatively if you cannot make sense of the video go to /vr/ board and go catalogue and search DOOM and you find the retro fps and Doom threads and ask there
          to keep it short from the original games you only need the files with
          >.WAD extension
          everything else is done through modern engines called sourceports which are all free on the internet
          if you do not have or cannot find the WAD files from the original games you can find them on the internet for free by searching for
          >'internet archive Doom WADs'
          and pick the ones you want

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks bro. i'll screenshot it and look into it tomorrow.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *pkow* *pkow* *pkow*
    *HISS*
    haha funny meatball

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the doom games on switch? I'm too poor for a pc that can run 2016 and eternal

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play it every other day so it still exists

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doom 2016 was fun
    Eternal was hot zoomer garbage though, can't imagine the type of troglodyte that would enjoy it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both fun I just hate the micromanaging aspect of Eternal, and it's a big reason I don't like replaying it same with the parkour shit that gets straight bing bing wahoo tier.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the type of troglodyte who actually likes intricate arena combat instead of just le rip and tear cool demon

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you people have a nice day?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoy vidya and mom would be sad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mom would be sad
        sometimes I wish all my family members died in a horrible accident so I could finally kill myself

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats rather grim

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              its okay

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about? the gaming industry is cashing in on faux retro bait all the time just to appease you, especially within the indie scene. I hate people who are pretending that this isn't happening. You'll just complain about how it doesn't feel like the real deal or genuine, but the pandering is there non the less. If it wasn't there you'd have a hissy fit about how you got left behind.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if nostalgia is baked into products because we don't have much of an anchor for it otherwise.

    Like, I remember these things but what makes me happy isn't them but instead the carefree nature that came with that period, and the optimism for the future.

    Life is generally better nowadays with all the the advancements we have, but people just aren't happy. There's not much excitement in anything, there is no whimsy. Entertainment now is designed to make you feel bad and everyone is so bitter.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was a pill, that allows you to timetravel, with the knowledge you have now, into your former self
    Every day I wake up, I wish its been the year 99 or 2000, when I wake up.

    I could stop 9/11, redpill people on Fauci, dump all my money into bitcoin and live happily ever after as professional sextourist in south east asia.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not too late friend. buy GME before you get priced out.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ^ I don't know why i had that image posted, unintentional. Must have accidentally clicked it when browsing my folder.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to the club in the 80s/90s
    >My imp bros are there by the bar with a drink waiting for me
    >An archvile winks at me and asks for my number while making a powering up sound
    >Go to the club in the 2020s
    >It's literally just 300 revenants and shit flying everywhere

    Where did it all go so wrong

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with cacodemons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      well they do have 2 holes
      at least the vanilla old doom ones

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