The worst fricking companion. What the frick is his problem?
>Tries to kill you when you first meet
>Tries to kill you while you sleep at camp
The worst fricking companion. What the frick is his problem? >Tries to kill you when you first meet
The worst fricking companion. What the frick is his problem?
>Tries to kill you when you first meet
>Tries to kill you while you sleep at camp
Snob vampire.
Oh Darling, don't take it like that.
I killed him after the first encounter. The Black folk of baldurs gate get a fast trip to afterlife when I show up
I killed him and the frog b***h, burned the entire creche as well
I haven't played this godforsaken game but he's one of the few things that makes me want to. He's the only worthwhile companion and you sir are incorrect.
>let me tell you how wrong you are about a game I've never played
I don't see the problem, wrong is wrong
He's the only white man in the group.
I let him take a drink but I told him if he does it to anyone else in the camp I'd kill him
>Astarion liked that.
Yeah I bet you did you little twink.
god I wish that were me
Just a typical white male.
ya but i like flamboyant males
Can I basically kill every npc in this game? Might actually be interested if I can go around doom slaying everything.
yes. you can kill all your party members. there's even an npc early on that's a fricking c**t to you and you can kill them, then rez them and gaslight them into thinking that you saved them and then they're nice to you right away instead of having to go through all their bullshit to gain their trust
I wasn't talking about specifically party members. I know I can kill them, what about the other NPCs?
there is only 1 npc i know if that you can't kill. everyone else is fair game.
This homosexual came on to me so I killed him. Why would a paladin ever not outright murder a vampire, I don't know but a homosexual vampire?
Astarion has canonically never murdered non animals to feed himself. There's not much reason to murder him beyond vampirism itself.
Ummm your pc?
Undead with only very specific exception are all objectively Evil. They are literally made up of anti-life.
built for dark urge dragon micro-peen
>obviously a vampire
>Standing around in direct daylight like it's no big deal
Are DND vampires fricking Twilight vampires?
Play the game, it says why that's possible.
did you get fricked by the bear yet?
Literally written by a woman.
homosexual bishonen vampire that secretely wants to eat your blood and tries to kill you but is a misunderstood rascallion in-between trying to rape you.
That's the most woman character that woman ever woman'd.
you have to show him his place and pound his boipussi
>Tries to kill you when you first meet
>Tries to kill you while you sleep at camp
The gith does the same and is more annoying
At least he's a rogue
>hey anon, can I drink some of your blood?
>Uh a strange request but yeah, go on
>*SIIIIIIIIP*
>uh ok take as much as you want
>*SIIIIIIIIIP*
>Uh hey dude, I'm not feeling so well, how much do you still have to drink?
>*SIIIIIIIIIIIP*
>UH DUDE I'M AS PALE AS A FRICKING GHOST, CAN YOU STOP?
>*SIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
>UH HEY DUDE I'M DYING HERE, PLEASE STOP!
>*SIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
>fricking die
>Get resurrected
>Confront him
>"Oh yeah dude sorry, I couldn't hold myself, don't worry, You won't feel anything next fime
Frick you dude.
Oh well, atleast you unlocked some OP abilities, but still frick you for making me waste a resurrection scroll