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>the Zone doesn't have fem-

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    -ales. Now show us >her dick

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be insta captured and raped infinitely

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by Russians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By me.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Irradiated wasteland
    >Has to expose her cleavage
    Female vanity knows no bounds

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly is stopping a group of sex starved Loners from capturing her and having their way with her for hours until they're satisfied and just put a bullet in her head once finished? The only way women in the zone is ever believable is in government facilities like the Ecologists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me
      she's my waifu
      anyone who touches her dies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the dudes in the Zone are ass raping each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her
      that rifle she's carrying
      whatever friends she's managed to leverage probably with promises of exclusive access to sex
      their rifles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >woman fighting off and overpowering a grown man
        LoI, lmao even.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Somali children can do it - that's what the gun is for, dumbass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >suddenly I'm anti-gun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Kalashnikov is the great equalizer, but you knew that already.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can fix them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody in that group has to worry about rape, guns or no.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You've obviously never been around only men for extended periods of time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no no no no no womansisters we got too wienery...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats an over-under shotgun, she gets 2 shots off before having to reload. Shes done for bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >having access to the only woman for miles tied down and exhausted
      >shoot her
      are you fricking stupid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't keep hostages alive in a place like the Zone dumbass. It's pump and dump.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not whoring her out for easy money and being the only source of pussy in the zone
          dickhead

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kill 'em all. I hate larpers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me Monolith GF or give me death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tfw no Clear Sky gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clear Sky gf cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgive me brothers, but I’m down bad for Bandit or MONOLIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bandit looks like she doesn't shower often.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weebs are so fricking embarrassing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The marker grants your wish. You are the sole male in the zone populated by sex starved women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the downside?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are no women in the zone, so its literally just you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still not a downside tbh, you'd get free access to most anomalies and artifacts for a bit, you'd just have be even more careful about mutants and anomalies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're uggos, and haven't washed their snatch in months.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no?!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    women make my heart feel funny bros

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You do storm the army outpost with your knife and pistol at the start of every playthough, right?

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